The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

A certain string representing reason in his heart was broken in two, and Saitama couldn't help but slap the table and roar.

"You bastard! Please shorten it to less than 20 words and say it again!"

……

Apprentice scene, intermission time.

The annoyed Saitama was soothed by the good old man King, while Qiao Sen waved his hand and called out Genos who was sitting upright.

"Xiaojie, come with me."

Janos got up quickly when he heard the words, followed Qiao Sen to a corner of the courtyard: "Are you calling me, Teacher Qiao Sen?"

"Emmm... One teacher is enough, and that is your Saitama teacher."

Genos hesitated for a moment, recalling the previous battle scenes in his mind.

Among them, what shocked him the most was the scene of Saitama confronting the dragon-level monster head-on.

As for Johnson and King.

The former mainly acts as a referee's mediation work, and it does not use physical blows from fist to flesh, but superpower attacks that Genos does not understand.

The sensory experience brought to him is that this person is very strong, and can easily suppress dragon-level monsters, but there is no specific concept of how strong he is.

We only saw a small fragment of King's battle later, and then he fainted physically due to the influence of the "Emperor Engine". The conclusion was that the blond man was also very strong, so strong that he could affect the work of mechanical components with his momentum. I haven't seen the specific method of killing the weirdos.

Thinking of this, Genos unconsciously followed Qiao Sen's train of thought, and raised the priority of apprentice Saitama to the highest in his mind.

"Ms. Saitama, there should be no problem in terms of strength, but if the three teachers are willing to teach me..."

Qiao Sen immediately made a silence gesture and lowered his voice: "Don't rush to refute, don't you just want to become a disciple and learn more powerful power?"

Genos followed him obediently, lowered his voice, nodded and said, "Yes."

"Then it's over, I'll teach you how to attack Saitama and let him accept you as his apprentice!"

"Really?"

Genos was a little surprised. In his opinion, based on his performance just now, Saitama should be a difficult target to attack.

"I lied to you as a puppy."

"Okay, thank you Mr. Johnson."

Hearing that Genos called himself Mr. instead of teacher, Qiao Sen couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

Genos is a little bit off, but the kid's biggest advantage is that he listens to persuasion.

When he moves into a mansion in Saitama's no-man's land in the future, he will have to take more care of him.

Qiao Sen beckoned, Genos turned his head obediently, and the two immediately whispered and entered the conspiracy mode.

On the other side of the courtyard.

Saitama Shiyu stared at the two people who were not far away, with an increasingly suspicious expression.

"King, what do you think the two of them are talking about?"

King followed his gaze and said with a smile, "I should be persuading that child to give up early."

Saitama squinted: "Really? I always feel that Qiao Sen's back looks like he is full of evil?"

(?_?)

"You are too worried, Saitama-san, Qiao Sen-san is still very reliable." King quickly filled his cup with hot tea, "Come, come, come, drink tea, drink tea."

—— Qiao Sensang, come on!I can only help delay here!

--receive.

"……Eh?!"

"What's the matter, King?"

"It's all right, there seems to be mosquitoes."

King was shocked when he heard Qiao Sen's voice in his mind.

It took me some reaction to realize that this is also one of the uses of magnetic field power, and I immediately expressed that I had learned it.

Chapter 175

Courtyard corner.

"Do you still remember what Saitama said just now, what is he usually busy with?"

Hearing Qiao Sen's words, Genos searched his own database and found the keyword: "Looking for a job?"

"That's right!"

Genos thought for a moment, seeing his expression as if he had realized something, as if he had grasped the point.

"Then you mean, if you help Mr. Saitama solve his work problems, he will have time to teach me?"

"...Are you stupid?"

Qiao Sen staggered, this child is not enlightened.

"After helping him solve his work problem, doesn't he have to go to work? How can there be time to teach you!"

Genos, who had no social experience, was confused: "Ah this? Is that so..."

There is no other way, Qiao Sen can only continue to follow the temptation.

"The purpose of work is to make money. Saitama is usually busy looking for a job. What does that mean?"

Genos thought of something, thought it over before speaking carefully.

"It means that Saitama-sensei... is living in a difficult life?"

"Well, there's no need to be so subtle, just say he's poor or has no money."

"...That's too rude!"

"Then here comes the question, do you have money with you?"

Genos immediately took out a stack of [-] yuan bills from his trousers pocket: "I only have some pocket cash for the time being, but I still have Dr. Cusano's special gold card. If I don't have enough money, I can go to the nearest bank to withdraw it." .”

Qiao Sen glanced at the stack of banknotes, which were as thick as bricks. Is this still pocket money?

He immediately had a clear understanding of Xiaojie's financial resources.

"...Well, what you have in hand should be enough."

"Ok!"

Seeing that Genos turned around and was about to leave with the money, Qiao Sen hurriedly stopped him: "But you can't just give it directly, and he definitely won't take it given his aloof personality."

Janos was eager to learn: "Then what should I do?"

"Let's put it another way, tuition, accommodation, food, everything is fine!"

Genos suddenly realized: "That's it."

"You do this, and then this..."

"understood!"

After formulating the battle plan, Johnson and Genos looked at each other, and the two handsome men nodded at the same time.

"Very good, very energetic!" Qiao Sen patted Xiaojie on the shoulder, "Keep in this state, go, I wish you success!"

"Yes!"

He returned to his seat with a dazed look on his face.

Genos locked his eyes on Saitama, and said in a deep voice: "Mr. Saitama, please be sure to accept me as a disciple!"

Saitama:? ?

Why am I the only target left?

He looked at Qiao Sen and King again and again, only to see that these two guys had already raised their teacups and started to switch cups.

Saitama: "..."

Please, this is tea, not wine, okay!

"No, it will be very troublesome once you hear it!"

Saitama immediately declined, but Genos didn't give him a chance to continue.

"Teacher, I have summed up what you asked me to shorten to less than 20 words," Genos said with firm eyes, "Please teach me how to become as strong as the teacher!"

"..."

Saitama was silent for a while, inexplicably feeling that the kid in front of him was quite attractive when he was serious.

The premise is to get rid of the chattering problem.

——No, the apartment I live in is already small, and Qiao Sen has no other vacant rooms to live in.

——So let’s say no!

"Jenos..."

Just as Saitama was about to say no, he heard a "bang".

It turned out that a wad of banknotes fell on the stone table.

Genos said in a deep voice: "Teacher, this is my first month's tuition fee. I may have to live in the teacher's house for my studies. The necessary accommodation and food expenses will also be paid later!"

"...Welcome to stay." Saitama leaned forward and held Genos's hand at some point, "But I don't have any extra toiletries over there, so please prepare your own toothbrush and towels."

"Yes!!"

……

after one day.

In view of the excellent effect of the sparring training, Qiao Sen made a special trip to the House of Evolution.

The sparring instructor can be recycled, but the material of the reincarnation of the dirty soil can't!

"Old, boss?"

Clone No. 99, who was in charge of patrol, was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground when he saw Qiao Sen suddenly appearing in the corridor.

Qiao Sen raised his hand, and the azure blue thoughts helped the clone to stand upright: "Don't make such a fuss, where is Dr. Genos?"

"Well, the main body should be in the laboratory at the moment."

"Understood, you can continue to work, I can go there by myself."

"Accept, receive!"

Qiao Sen's figure disappeared with a flash of blue light. Clone No. 99 wiped his sweat: "By the way, the boss is no longer an enemy. I almost forgot!"

The house of evolution, the laboratory.

"Doctor, do you have any useless weirdos here? I need a few as consumables."

When he came to the laboratory, before Dr. Genos was surprised, Qiao Sen explained why he came.

Dr. Kinos was relieved when he heard that Qiaoson was not here to check the progress.

Pushing his glasses, he recalled: "With the new technology supported by the boss, the original batch of completed bodies can be abandoned."

"The boss can take all of them away if necessary."

"There's no need to take them all away."

After Qiao Sen's calculations, it is impossible for him and Saitama to stay in M ​​City all the time, especially now that there is an extra studious baby Genos.

"Well, I'll come and get it if necessary. Today, one should be enough."

"No problem," Dr. Genos nodded, "Since the boss came last time, your data has been entered into the base security system. Now you have the highest security authority, and you can enter the training room at any time even in the level 1 security training room." .”

"Then take me there. I can go there by myself next time."

"Okay, please come with me."

The two came to a large empty room, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw two rows of large transparent petri dishes, and a life support device connected to the base that could detect the state of life and record growth data.

The light green culture fluid full of life is soaked in mutant animals of different shapes. The most eye-catching one is the "Mosquito Girl" who sleeps soundly with her eyes closed like a sleeping beauty. When she sleeps, she doesn't have the aggression of a coquettish bitch. can not tell.

Among the remaining petri dishes, "Frog Man", "Mantis Man", "Earth Dragon" and other characters that appeared in the original works are also included.