The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Qiao Sen glanced at a certain long-haired braised egg intentionally or unintentionally, and immediately gained Saitama's anger value of "+999".

It seems that nothing has been said, but it seems that everything has been said.

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……

City Z.

"Teacher! Please put the bowls and chopsticks where they are and leave them to me!"

"Teacher! Please step aside, the kitchen and bathroom need to be mopped, please come back in 5 minutes!"

"Teacher! Your sportswear has been mended. Please check it for acceptance!"

"Teacher! The sneakers have just been cleaned, please wait a moment, I will use the "incinerator" to dry them! "

"teacher!"

"teacher!!"

……

With Janos moving in, the work of the housekeeping star suddenly became free.

Of course, the main reason is that Saitama has recently become better at attributes. F Cub focuses his work on fighting wits and courage with him and collecting debris cards.

However, in Saitama's eyes, the emergence of such a big Genos out of thin air is not necessarily a good thing.

The most intuitive thing is that he found that the originally spacious living space suddenly became much smaller——

Whether it was waking up at night or waking up in the morning, there was always a reformed disciple with a notebook and a pen in his hand who was ready to record data at any time, hiding in the dark to observe his every move.

This kind of illegitimate meal behavior is really a bit annoying, which has caused Saitama's sleep quality to drop sharply recently, with bags under his eyes and a sluggish expression. It took almost a week to get used to it.

"... Genos!"

"I said that I am no different from other people when I sleep, please can you not suddenly appear in my room, okay?"

Saitama had two huge dark circles under his eyes, and his mental state looked like he was about to send, roaring helplessly.

"Yes, Teacher Saitama!" Genos sat up straight and apologized earnestly, "I will pay attention to not disturbing the teacher's sleep next time."

Translated: Wrong, but dare next time.

Saitama: "..."

This was the first time he had encountered such an incompetent guy. His endurance quickly exceeded the explosive limit. He couldn't help but get mad on the spot and roared: "Don't the modified people need to sleep?!"

"Yes!"

Genos's expression didn't change much, he nodded and admitted: "Although the design retains all the living habits of human beings, in fact, the brain can be fully rested without sleep."

Saitama: "..."

--Um?Am I discussing the performance of the airframe with you?

(☉_☉)

"I'm back!"

On the balcony, a handsome boy landed handsomely.

Qiao Sen changed his slippers habitually, walked into the living room with his head down, and raised his hand to snap his fingers.

Rice Tasika Beans!

The stand-in ability was activated, and two large packages of ingredients filled with supermarket plastic bags were unsealed from the fantasy card, appearing out of thin air and floating in the air.

"There is a special sale in the supermarket today, so I bought more ingredients."

"...Eh? What! Is today a supermarket sale day?!" Saitama looked at the calendar with trembling arms as if struck by lightning, and immediately rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, unable to get up again. forgotten!!"

Genos's pupils contracted, realizing that his teacher had encountered unprecedented troubles. He glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and immediately frantically calculated in his mind the feasibility of rushing to the supermarket within 5 minutes to complete the purchase of special products.

Qiao Sen's eyes twitched: "...Don't forget it, Genos, it's not a big deal."

Genos was startled, and stopped obediently: "Hey, is it true, Mr. Johnson?"

"Of course it's true!" Qiao Sen waved his hand, and two large bags of ingredients floated in front of Genos, "I bought a lot of ingredients, enough for the three of us to eat, but Genos has to deal with the ingredients. sorry to bother you."

"Received! Please feel free to leave it to me to handle it!"

Genos didn't know when he fastened his apron, he stepped forward to grab two large packages, and then went straight to the kitchen.

"What's the matter, didn't you sleep well last night?"

Qiao Sen sat down on the sofa, glanced at Saitama who was still lying on the ground, and turned on the TV.

The familiar free disaster channel appeared on the TV screen. Qiao Sen was not picky and just watched the disaster news broadcasters reporting the disaster situations in various cities. He watched with great interest.

Well, they're all just messing around with people below the ghost level. The world is still very peaceful right now!

"Need to say?" Saitama moved from the tatami to the sofa like a caterpillar, stretched out his hand and yawned, "Janos is good at everything, but there is a problem with his brain circuit."

"Talk about if you keep peeping like this, I feel the need to go to the hospital to see how to treat neurasthenia!"

"Don't go," Qiao Sen comforted him kindly, "the treatment and medicines in that area are very expensive."

Saitama: "..."

"Really? That's it."

Saitama sat up like a carp, looking energetic.

The so-called neurasthenia was cured instantly in front of the shy wallet.

Chapter 180 Qiao Sen Decided to Work Hard

"However, Genos' bad habit of traveling at night is always a problem!"

Saitama looked more serious than ever before and asked for advice seriously: "Qiao Sen, what do you think I should do?"

"What can I do? I don't have an apprentice, so don't ask me!"

Qiao Sen gave him a strange look, and spread his hands irresponsibly: "The disciples I have accepted, I will pamper myself."

Saitama: "..."

It's rude to meet people!

……

after dinner.

Saitama saw a news about bounty criminals fleeing in Z city from the disaster channel, and immediately took Genos out.

The reason is to perform heroic activities and eat while doing so.

Absolutely not to take down the bounty criminals in exchange for bounties!

At this moment, he has realized that if he doesn't consume Genos' energy during the day, he still won't have good juice to eat at night!

But Saitama overlooked an important issue. The transformed person is not a husky, and it does not mean that he will rest at night after being active during the day.

Genos (serious face): I've already told you, teacher!

It is a rare opportunity for the master and apprentice to go out at the same time. Naturally, Qiao Sen would not disturb their two-person world, and decisively stated that he would stay and watch the house.

"Come on, Genos!"

Before the two left, he specifically stopped the reformed boy who was about to go out and gave Genos a thumbs up.

"Try to impress your teacher."

Genos was taken aback, the simplest cyborg boy often only needs the simplest chicken soup to mobilize his blood.

Hearing Qiao Sen's sudden encouragement, every part of Janos' body seemed to be full of enthusiasm.

"Thank you, Mr. Johnson! I will try my best!!"

Saitama, who was already going downstairs, shuddered inexplicably.

"Hiss—I always feel that this trip will not go well... Is it because the corridor is too cold?"

……

As the master and apprentice left in a hurry, Saitama's apartment suddenly became quiet.

Cub F walked out of Qiao Sen's body, the main body and the stand-in looked at each other, and prepared to have a small meeting to review the resources they had accumulated recently.

The first thing to pay attention to is naturally the collection progress of the fragment cards.

Thanks to Saitama's recent hair loss speed... no, the speed of strengthening, although the fusion material requirements for the next "Limiter Breakthrough" will continue to super double as before, but the unstoppable fragment cards often drop several together.

Therefore, the collection progress of fragment cards has reached about 70%.

At this rate, I won't be able to open it again until the end of this month... Well, if I work hard, I can even save a lot.

In the black robe world, Qiao Sen's strength has reached the level of "ancestral man" after receiving Azu's super power gift package. When converted into the Two-dimensional version, he is at least a Supa Earthling. This may be the difference between the original version and the original one. A wave of effort.

But Qiao Sen is not in a hurry. The strength of the main body is sufficient at this stage, and he can continue to use various fantasy cards to improve.

In this case, it is better to take care of your own useless substitute.

As a humanoid stand-in, Speed ​​C is stuck in more than 100 chapters, and even Euler stumbles when he gets up. If he meets the invincible Platinum Star, wouldn't he be a head shorter?

Quickly save the child!

F cub: ... you scold again?

After counting the fragmented cards, what is left is some monster cards collected recently, as well as the number of draws for natural growth and killing harvest.

There hasn't been any big trouble since returning to the one-punch world. Among the weirdos Qiao Sen has come into contact with, the one who occupies the top position is the conscientious gold medal coach Asura Unicorn. The rest have been turned into strengthening materials and added to the attributes of the main body. Among the cornerstones.

Speaking of Asura, this guy's biggest contribution is to help King break through the "magnetic field rotation".

At this point, it can basically be regarded as a successful retirement.

But this guy has a perverse personality, and he never changes his nature. Every time he is reborn, he always wants to escape from prison and go out to slaughter humans and destroy the world. It is only because of the only two major wall hangings in the world at this stage that he has not been able to succeed.

Without the slightest awareness of being a prisoner, Qiao Sen naturally didn't plan to keep this time bomb as a pet monster at home.

Now that King no longer needs dragon-level monsters to practice with, it is natural to squeeze out the remaining value of this SSR monster card.

In addition to their overlapping talents in housekeeping, F-Zi, like Genos, is also a decisive character who does what he says.

Qiao Sen had just made a decision one second ago, and the next second he took off a glittering gold card from the skirt armor, and the Asura Unicorn Immortal on the card showed a terrified expression.

……No! !

It's a pity that its wailing couldn't be heard at all. With F Cub's violent single push, the golden fantasy card shattered, turning into a wave of massive attribute points and integrating into Qiao Sen's body.

After all, it was the SSR that made Qiao Sen feel the pleasure of attribute improvement for the first time in a long time.

[Strength +100, +100, +100...]

[Physique +100, +100, +100...]

[Speed ​​+100, +100, +100...]

Based on his current attribute base, it has been improved, but not by much.

The total is almost equivalent to 0.1 Azu.

After receiving the final payment from Asura Unicorn, Qiao Sen couldn't help but think of the phone call from King in the morning.

According to what he said, the M City Heroes Association Branch has contacted him, and the city's S-level recommendation plan that was originally formulated has officially been put on the agenda.

This is also because more and more heroes have been promoted to S rank recently, such as "Metal Knight" and his former assistant recommended to join, the genius boy "Tongdi", and "Pig God" with the superpower of "gluttony" and so on.

The appearance of the newly promoted S-level has distracted many fans of the Heroes Association, and the sense of urgency of the M city association officials has greatly increased.

Because he was worried that the city hero he had chosen would not be able to catch up with this fast lane, he made an urgent decision to advance the original plan.

It is estimated that it will not be long. King, who has practiced for less than two and a half months, will be able to debut as an S-class hero.

Thoughts turn back.

It has been more than half a month since the last card draw, plus the natural growth of the black-robed pickets during their stay, as well as the new world and the battle harvest after the return, the number of "Destiny Draws" has accumulated to 45 times.

It seems that the quantity is quite a lot, but in fact it is not enough to smoke, not enough at all.

The veins on Qiao Sen's forehead swelled and throbbed involuntarily at the thought of failing to withdraw money in the 90 draws last month.

Well, already getting angry.

After taking a look at the silent purple-skinned dog planner, Qiao Sen suddenly stood up.