The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"Why, is it inconvenient?" Qiao Sen saw right through Saitama's underpants at a glance, and with the sudden impoverishment that this guy exuded, he probably had no money.

"It's not inconvenient..."

"It's okay, then go to my house. I'm in charge of the ingredients, and you are in charge of the cooking. Is it okay?"

"Hey, but I should be the one to treat you..."

"Then next time."

"Okay, I know."

After confirming that they want to eat hot pot, the two diverted to a nearby supermarket.

Before taking two steps, two men and women dressed as reporters came running from not far away. The camera on the man's shoulder and the microphone in the woman's hand were handed to Qiao Sen almost at the same time.

This is called professionalism.

"Excuse me, are you one of the heroes who solved the monster disaster in City A three days ago, Mr. "Crazy Thunder" Qiao Sen? "

"..."

Qiao Sen had a question mark on his face, when did "Crazy Thunder" get the strange title?

"Well, if you're talking about the crane geek in city A, I'm indeed involved."

"Great! We are reporters of Hero News. Your popularity on the Internet is very high now, and the growth rate is comparable to that of the previous "Tornado Trembling". Can you give us some time to do an exclusive interview with you? "

Qiao Sen glanced at Saitama, who was retreating from Momo, and said, "You can go to the Hero Association to make an appointment for an interview, but not today."

"Huh?" The blond female reporter covered her mouth in shock, but put away the microphone professionally, and at the same time signaled her partner to put down the camera, "Mr. Qiao Sen, our program has recently received high ratings, which is very helpful for your exposure. Do you want to think about it again..."

"Feel sorry."

Qiao Sen shook his head, turned and walked towards Saitama.

"Why?" The female reporter was a little anxious, and even said what was in her heart, "Being with that kind of strange person, being photographed and spread, will affect your popularity!"

"My friend is not a dubious person." Qiao Sen paused, turned his head and looked at the two who wanted to catch up seriously, "If you don't take back this sentence, I will refuse your interview."

"Hug, sorry!"

After leaving behind the two intruding reporters, Saitama suddenly said: "So Qiaoson, are you also a hero? I thought your job was to be a police officer."

"Well, a hero can be said to be a part-time job, but it is also a very important job." Qiao Sen nodded, and at the same time his heart moved, and reminded, "By the way, Saitama, would you like to register with the Hero Association with me? With your current strength, It is definitely no problem to be selected.”

"Hero Association? Is it an organization that manages heroes?" Saitama scratched his head, not knowing what to think, and suddenly shivered with a chill, "Forget it, I just want to become a hero because of my interest, if my interest changes If it becomes a job, it always feels that the original intention of the round is very different, right?"

Hearing Saitama's reply, Qiao Sen swallowed back the phrase "there will be a good income" that he originally wanted to say.

"In that case, let's talk about it later."

……

It took a day to select police officers and set up the framework of the special affairs class.

Since it is a newly established classroom, everything has to be started from scratch, Qiao Sen is not in a hurry, and tells them to do the basic work. If he is not there when a monster disaster occurs, then Kyoko will be the acting head of the class, and contact the Hero Association Co-Director as soon as possible. Just deal with it.

Provincial flow: shake people.

After explaining everything, Qiao Sen ignored the complaints from Xingzi and others, and became the hands-off shopkeeper with peace of mind.

Hey, it's so tough to save the top of the Metropolitan Police Department.

At the same time, he didn't forget to report to Director Xiong that he might be away for a while, and then he started to prepare for the world shuttle.

With his current strength, there is actually not much to prepare.

The characteristics of the stand-in ability determine that the things made into cards will remain in the instantaneous state at that time, such as food, which will never become moldy and deteriorate after being made into cards, and even after being released, they can still maintain the temperature just out of the oven.

So in theory, the fantasy card library is an unlimited storage space.

Due to the impact of crisis awareness at the beginning of time travel, Qiao Sen always stocked a large number of daily necessities in his card library, including clean water, ingredients, seasonings and kitchen utensils, ensuring that he could maintain a normal life even in the face of severe disasters such as earthquakes and tsunamis.

Even now, this habit is still preserved.

Due to the increase in popularity, the steamroller attack he likes to use most in the new stage is rarely used.

The main method is too cruel and does not fit well with the image of a hero.

But if you go to other worlds, you don't have such worries. After all, Master DIO still has good taste.

After replenishing some ingredients and daily necessities, Qiao Sen flew to the outskirts of Z City alone.

Although this was not his first time traveling through time, he was completely passive when he came to the One Punch World. However, this time he took the initiative to travel to other worlds, so he couldn't be too careful.

If there is too much noise during time travel, the damage will not be worth the loss.

Flying out of no man's land, the outskirts of the city are full of dense forests.

Qiao Sen found a flat open space and landed next to a sparkling lake. Many birds and wild animals inhabited the surrounding area and came to drink and prey from time to time. The environment was very quiet.

In your spare time, camping and fishing is a good choice.

Qiao Sen wrote down the location, snapped his fingers, and the "black box fragment" obtained by City A appeared in his hand out of thin air.

Activate the substitute ability!

The white fantasy card burst into light, and the space in front of Qiao Sen twisted and twisted, forming a dark portal leading to the void.

At first glance, it looks a little scary, won't it be directly connected to the god's hometown, right?

Johnson then shook his head.

Not to mention that the gods are still planning their own resurrection in every possible way, the power sealed into the fantasy card will inevitably be dominated by the ability of the substitute.

Then go.

As Qiao Sen stepped into the space-time channel, the dark portal swelled slightly, and then disappeared in place.

space-time gap.

The first thing came was a feeling of weightlessness under his feet. Qiao Sen subconsciously activated his thoughts to wrap his whole body, but the situation did not improve.

In other words, this falling force is not something he can resist now!

Chapter 24 The Death of Spider-Man

There was chaos in the darkness, it didn't matter front, rear, left, or right. The feeling of weightlessness quickly evolved into the squeeze and distortion of time and space, just like riding a roller coaster. Even with the spider sensor, he didn't know where he was being thrown at this moment.

For a moment, the distorted space-time force ignored the protection of thought power and spread to Qiao Sen, as if to assimilate him into a part of space-time matter.

He tried to resist, but he could only maintain basic consciousness, and his perception fell into darkness.

……

Marvel 1610 Universe, New York City.

Miles Morales of Vision Middle School has been struggling lately.

First he was bitten by a strange spider, and then strange things happened one after another.

Possessing Spider-Man-like power overnight, and then ruining the hair of the girl he likes because he couldn't control the ability, a beautiful relationship seems to have ended without a problem; at night, witnessing Spider-Man in Brooklyn's underground Killed by a muscular fat man, but the news said he was injured by an earthquake; he was chased for several streets by a villain in a purple high-tech suit, and it took a lot of effort to escape. .

These messy things messed up his normal life until he attended Spiderman's memorial service.

He thought everything was settled, but he picked up another Spider-Man in front of Spider-Man's tombstone.

But the middle-aged fat version.

Regardless of whether he is real or a fake, he has been tied up at Uncle Allen's house by Wuhua Da.

Well, it's time for a good interrogation!

……

Johnson woke up from the darkness.

The perception gradually opened up, and there were still chaotic and disordered space-time gaps around, but from time to time, intricate spider webs glowing white light crossed in the darkness.

Thanks to this, he knows he is moving at high speed.

Trying to move his body, Qiao Sen touched a strong space-time barrier.

According to the feedback from his fingertips, this seemingly solid barrier is actually as fragile as a bubble. With his current strength, he can easily break free with just a little more force.

While thinking about it, the eyes suddenly opened up.

Under the starry sky at night, a modern city that is both familiar and unfamiliar appears in sight.

Familiar because he has known this city in many ways; unfamiliar because he has never really been here.

His eyes locked on a statue of a goddess holding a torch on the coastline, and Qiao Sen immediately confirmed it.

This is New York.

And he himself was rushing down to the ground at a very high speed!

The moment before the impact came, Qiao Sen exerted force with his arms, and the terrifying brute force exploded. The barrier composed of space-time energy shattered in an instant, turning into countless distorted fragments of different colors, and melting into the air.

With his thoughts stretched, Qiao Sen stabilized his figure among the tall office buildings, and the famous Times Square was under his feet.

Neon lights flashing, pedestrians everywhere, a scene of prosperity.

It's just that the news played uniformly on the surrounding large LED screens is not quite right.

…Spider-Man, mortally wounded by a massive earthquake in Brooklyn, was revealed to be Peter Parker, a 26-year-old graduate student and part-time photographer whose good neighbor in New York City left his citizens forever .

Ah this.

Qiao Sen landed on the roof of a small building. The people in his perception were as surprised as he was, and they took out their mobile phones to confirm the news.

In the blink of an eye, great sorrow enveloped the entire city.

"It seems that it is true."

Qiao Sen narrowed his eyes and finally confirmed which world he came to.

This is Marvel World.

As we all know, there are nearly infinite multiverses in the Marvel world, and the vitality of these universes depends on the sales of comics and the brains of screenwriters.

It may go through vicissitudes and changes, or it may restart directly with a snap of the fingers.

And New York in the Marvel world is the center of countless major events, a peaceful city with simple folk customs.

Is Spider-Man confirmed dead?That is indeed bad news.

Qiao Sen didn't know how long the short stay described in the "Black Box" was. It seemed that he had to seize the time to investigate the cause of the matter...

While thinking about it, a familiar figure with red and blue colors passed by from the corner of his vision, and stayed on the glass curtain wall of a nearby office building.

Johnson:? ? ?

And look at the special news that is still playing on the big screen...

Fake News?

……

"Damn? I'm already dead?" Peter Parker was fascinated by the news broadcast on the screen below, and his thoughts were a little confused for a while, "I am 26 years old, but I am only 21 years old even with the time of the flashing incident! And graduate students? Forget it, I haven't even enrolled in college yet! So... Mister Strange's spell went wrong again? My God, what the hell happened..."

"I just wanted to ask you that question too, Mr. Parker."

"Oh oh oh!!"

Peter Parker was so frightened that the hairs on his shirt stood on end. He flipped back and forth on the glass curtain wall for a distance of nearly ten meters, and then he saw the appearance of the speaker clearly.

Hey, how is this guy so handsome and so tall?

This is not fair!

It must be 1.9 meters five, right?

This figure, these exaggerated muscles... are as tall and strong as Mr. Thor from Asgard!

"Wait...why are you flying? My God, you can fly? A superhuman? A hero, or a supervillain..."

"Stop! What a mess," the veins on Qiao Sen's forehead twitched, interrupting a bug who was thinking about it. "My name is Qiao Sen. I'm a policeman by profession and a part-time hero."

"Hero? I mean, you are also a hero?" Peter was stunned. Perhaps the spider sensed that Joson was not malicious. "I understand. You didn't join the Avengers, did you? That's why I don't know you."

"What you said...is logically correct at least," Qiao Sen floated in front of the slightly calmer Peter, put his hands in his pockets, and directly pointed out the current situation, "The hero organization I belong to is not the Avengers, but the Heroes Association, and the world we are in now is not our own universe."

Peter:! ! !

"hiss……"

A similar stinging pain came from the back of the head, and the spider sense between different individuals instinctively sensed the same kind of information.