The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

——You didn’t look like this two days ago, did you?

……

City B.

Tornado folded his hands in front of his chest, and there were corpses with severed arms lying around him.

This is a demon tribe invading human cities, and the overall disaster level has reached ghost level.

However, in front of the human queen with superpowers, these vicious monsters have no power to resist.

But after a face-to-face meeting, it turned into corpses all over the ground.

The last green-skinned grotesque with demonic horns tremblingly looked at the frost-covered tornado, with fear in its eyes.

"Hmph, rubbish, kill yourself!"

As Long Juan said, Ling Kong turned around, as if he was too lazy to look at it again.

--good chance! !

The green-skinned devil monster looked at Tornado's petite figure, and his eyes lit up.

The original fearful expression changed into a greedy and ferocious face in a second, the muscles of the arms swelled, sharp and curved claws protruded from the fingers, and the bared fangs hung with stinky saliva, and swooped towards the tornado with its back facing it past!

"Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi...Uh!!"

Two slender and fiery beams of light lay in front of the ferocious monster, it bumped into it without noticing, and immediately felt a lightness in its lower body.

I looked down suspiciously, only to find that my upper body, buttocks and two thighs turned into scattered parts at some point and fell towards the ground!

"Ok?"

The powerful tornado and Liu Mei frowned, and glanced across the sky, wanting to see who had the guts to intervene in the old lady's battle.

"Gee-chi-"

Behind her, the sneaking demon monster screamed in terror.

Then he saw a tall figure appearing above his head, opening his palms towards himself.

A qigong cannon that was as dazzling as the sun gushed out, wiping it down to the point where not even its molecules remained.

[Number of destiny card draws +1. 】

The frost on Long Juan's face thawed in a second, and the tall figure who came to him hugged his waist affectionately.

"How did you come?"

"Let's go."

Qiao Sen rubbed her fluffy curly hair and said, "I'll take you home for dinner."

"There is a housekeeping robot grilling your favorites."

Having just eaten the housekeeping robot brand’s love breakfast tornado, his dull hair jumped, and his eyes instantly became bright.

"This is good!"

Chapter 298

Three poles in the sun.

Drop drop-

The phone rang, Qiao Sen stretched out his hand from the bed, the phone floated up from the sofa, the electromagnetic control was activated, and the piercing ringtone of the phone was silenced in a second.

A white and smooth fragrant shoulder was exposed in the crook of the arm, and the sleeping tonjuan was disturbed by the ringing of the mobile phone, frowning and whispering unconsciously.

A blue light of telekinesis flashed, and Tatsumaki's petite and soft body floated slightly into the air, allowing Qiao Sen to gently pull out his arm.

Glancing at the phone screen, Dr. Genos was written on the caller ID.

He sat up from the bed with his upper body bare, gently tucked the corners of the petite figure sleeping sideways in the bed, and quietly flew out of the room.

"This is Johnson."

"Good morning, boss!"

"You are..." A familiar mechanical voice came from the phone, Qiao Sen twitched the corner of his mouth, scratched his hair and asked, ""Armed gorilla"? "

"That's right, the little one, the boss!"

Johnson: "..."

It seems that I really let it continue to cosplay the robot before, but you are too obedient, boy!

(◣д◢)

"... let the fart go."

In the House of Evolution, a certain gorilla in alloy armor felt his heart skip a beat.

The eyes were black, and the huge orangutan's head was dripping with sweat.

"Ok?"

Qiao Sen heard a frantic sound from the other end of the radio wave, and a muffled "bang", as if the phone had fallen to the ground.

"...Private Marseille, Boss!"

"Armed Gorilla" spoke at full speed in an instant: "That's right, the doctor asked me to report to you that the first batch of experimental projects of the "Human Superpower Factor Completion Project" has been completed, and I would like to invite you to come and accept it! ! "

"Well, if you have time!"

Qiao Sen was floating in mid-air in loose pajama pants, and the sun was shining on his body. His natural muscle lines were particularly three-dimensional and full of texture. Saitama, who was drying clothes on the balcony, was stunned for a while.

Today Genos is responsible for going out to buy groceries, and he will naturally do the rest of the housework.

"Understood, I will find a time to come."

Qiao Sen moved his shoulder and neck muscles, his long and strong body stretched out, and every inch of his skin exuded a fascinating sense of strength.

"So be it."

"Yes! Boss! Excuse me!"

In the House of Evolution, a sweaty iron gorilla was leaning against the wall, panting heavily, with a frowning expression on his face.

"It won't be destroyed tomorrow just because the left foot stepped out of the laboratory first? It's so hard to be a weirdo..."

(?▽?)

……

After hanging up the phone, Qiao Sen stretched his waist and floated towards the balcony, just in time to see Saitama looking at him with a serious face.

"Good morning, Saitama," he lowered his head and looked at himself, "what's that look in your eyes? Is there something dirty on me?"

"Good morning," Saitama nodded in greeting and reminded with a serious face, "Although we don't have neighbors around us, we should at least wear some clothes when we go out!"

(─?─||)

The corner of Qiao Sen's mouth twitched, and he thought that it's not like you haven't had the experience of hitting a full fruit, so why are you talking about me.

"Know it……"

boom! !

Before the words fell, there was a violent explosion in the city, and flames and thick smoke rose into the sky!

Not long after, the shrill sirens and the Heroes Association's disaster broadcast also resounded over the city!

Qiao Sen and Saitama turned their heads almost at the same time, just in time to see a brilliant jet of orange-red flame passing through the sky!

"That kind of flame..." Saitama set up an awning and looked into the distance, wondering, "Why is it a bit like Genos' move?"

"It's indeed the special effect of "Incineration Cannon," Qiao Sen nodded and looked at Saitama, "Go and have a look. "

Saitama conveniently threw the unfinished clothes into the basin: "Okay."

……

City Z, downtown.

"We are the "crazy bikers" who have awakened collectively, karma!Humans don't deserve to ride on us!quack! ! "

"Humans should be reduced to motorcycle mounts! Quack!!"

"Resist human tyranny, the road belongs to the locomotive! Quack!!"

"Quack quack quack!!"

Hundreds of rampaging motorcycles with different shapes and paintings sprouted human limbs made of bright red flesh. They shouted strange slogans and ran around on the streets of Z City, and even rushed into the surrounding shopping malls and wreaked havoc!

Passing vehicles and pedestrians were crushed and collided by the wheels, causing countless casualties.

"Help me!!"

"The locomotive is alive!!"

"Stay north! I'm being chased by a group of motorcycles!!"

"Please, the weirdo is really a motorcycle!!"

"..."

Group of weirdos "Crazy Bikers", disaster level - ghost!

Debut!

A black-painted metal figure is holding a woven vegetable basket full of fresh ingredients, and descends from the sky in a classic hero debut pose!

Bang! !

Genos, who landed on one knee, took advantage of the opportunity and threw out an icy iron fist. The fist was like a torrent hitting the shore. With one punch, one of the motorcycle monsters was completely smashed into scrap iron!

The deformed fuel tank encountered flying electric sparks, causing a violent explosion immediately!

The strength of a single monster bike is probably at the peak of the tiger class, but in front of Genos' fist, the solid shell made of alloy is as brittle as a bear biscuit!

"Incineration Cannon." "

In the flames came the icy voice of the young reformer, and a thicker stream of hotter flames shot out from the center of the explosion, burning most of the crowd of motorcycle monsters that were destroyed everywhere on the street in the blink of an eye!

Genos let go, and the food that had turned into charred food and the vegetable basket shattered into powder as it fell, and scattered all over the ground.

Witnessing this scene, the eyes of the handsome protagonist under the brilliant blond hair sank.

"You actually ruined the teacher's lunch... no, yes, excuse me!"

The reformed boy said every word, the metal body exudes a cold and murderous aura that is rarely seen in reality!

The scorched ground exploded again, and the nimble steel figure shot out like lightning!

"Sure enough, it's Genos," Saitama came to the scene of the disaster for the first time under Qiao Sen's space power. Looking at Genos below, he skillfully used the iron fist and "burning cannon" to quickly eliminate the strange man. He couldn't help but sigh, "This time Well done!"

The "Heart Network"'s overall vision detected that there were still weirdos destroying the surrounding areas, and it immediately patted Saitama on the shoulder: "There are still weirdos who have slipped through the network in the surrounding buildings, let's split up."

"understood!"

As Qiao Sen teleported away, Saitama, who was wearing a vest, shorts and flip-flops, lost the support of space power and fell freely towards the ground.

On the sidewalk, a muscular motorcycle monster standing alone was approaching the panicked long-haired passer-by with his hands open.

"Quack, be my mount, a pretty good-looking human..."

A shadow fell, and the motorcycle freak raised the head of the motorcycle in surprise.

"Hey, what is that... karma?"

Chapter 299

boom.

An unremarkable, ordinary fist landed, and the weird biker who was showing off his power a second ago suddenly became two-dimensional.

The head of the car was smashed all the way into the rear of the car by an unstoppable force, and the standing body turned into a puddle of exploding flesh and blood, scattered all over the ground with clangs and clangs!

"Ka..."

Amid the groans of the strange man dying, Saitama touched the black motor oil splashed on his face, looked at the passer-by beauty who was slumped on the ground, and asked casually, "Are you all right?"

The frightened young lady Hei Changzhi subconsciously replied: "No, it's okay..."

Saitama nodded: "Oh, that's good."

"It's dangerous here, leave as soon as possible."