The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Of course, it was a violent double who seemed to have awakened to a strange fetish.

F cub: purple middle finger.

clap la la...

By the side of a clear river, Qiao Sen put down Xiao Zhujian, who had experienced flying for the first time, and shouted excitedly, and said vigorously: "See, this is the stage that really suits you!"

"Oh—↘↗"

Hashirama exclaimed with unknown meaning. At this moment, the ordinary river that he had seen before had a special meaning in his eyes, just like Van Gogh picked up the paintbrush, Kong Ming shook the feather fan, and Meng De ran into a wife.

"When you're floating in the water, you must find a stone like this." Driven by his thoughts, countless large and small flat pebbles floated with blue light. Qiao Sen entered the state of preaching and teaching, and fell in love with the watermelon-headed cub in front of him. Explain, "Secondly, throw with a slight inclination, so that the stone can form a slope in the water, and then pop out; last and most important point, when throwing, use your wrist to give the stone a perfect golden twist, inject The stronger the turning ability in it, the more times the stone will jump, and the faster the speed will be."

Qianshou Zhujian was in a daze when he heard it, and immediately asked, "Big brother, what is a 'golden roundabout'? Oh...why did you hit me on the head again?"

"Because I have to call the master now!"

Senjujuma, unable to resist, suddenly remembered the "Forbearance" taught by his father who happened to meet.

How do you write the character forbearance?

From the heart!

"Oh! Master!"

"As for what the Golden Spin is...how do I know? I haven't even developed the "Rasengan" yet! "

Qianshouzhujian:?

Qiao Sen withdrew his smoking iron fist. On the surface, he was calm, but in fact he was ecstatic——

"Shocking, a certain man beat the Ninja God to tears twice during the Warring States Period!" 》

This is a record that can be checked in history!

What kind of grade is it to throw a shuriken eight hundred miles away, and dare to come up to touch porcelain!

cough cough.

Coughing twice to return to the state of being a teacher, he explained: "You just need to remember to use the strength of your fingers and wrists to make the stone rotate. As for how to do it, the teacher will demonstrate it to you now."

"Ok!"

Although he didn't understand a single word, it didn't hinder Senju Zhuma's high spirits at all.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

Seeing that the stone thrown by Qiao Sen jumped all the way to the other side, Qianshou Zhujian's eyes lit up, as if he had found the faith he had been chasing in his life.

"Good, very strong!"

"Hey, let's try it next." Qiao Sen controlled the stone to float and slowly rotate around the Thousand Hands Pillar, looking like a bright star ring from a distance, "Don't worry, there are plenty of bullets!"

Xiao Zhujian didn't know what the bullets were, but these flat pebbles floating in the air were undoubtedly the king's treasure house for him at this age.

The eyes are full of golden light.

after an hour.

"It's almost time, we should go back."

Qiao Sen looked at the sky and whispered a reminder.

"understood!"

Xiao Zhujian nodded in a sensible way, but the posture he put on was a bit rebellious——

Standing in a posture that is suitable for exerting strength, the feet are uneven, but the waist is twisted and tilted, the hands are raised high, and the right hand is swiped downward, and the pebbles come out.

"This is my last golden roundabout master!"

clap clap clap-

The JOJO free bonus that I learned without a teacher is really powerful. The stone jumped all the way to the middle of the river before the strength began to fail and sank to the bottom of the river.

Snapped!

Johnson covered his face.

All of a sudden, he was teaching too hard, and Brother Zhuzi, who already had the attributes of a big fool, seemed to be going astray!

Tobima, don't blame me, this is the last time.

Back in the small courtyard, Senshou Bashima was still immersed in the joy of mastering new skills.

Under Qiao Sen's gesture, F cubs started one by one, straightening the thousand-handed ninjas who were sleeping like babies one by one, returning them to their original shape.

Xiao Zhujian raised his head and said suddenly: "Master, are you leaving?"

Qiao Sen leaned down and rubbed his watermelon head: "Ah, master still has something to do."

A trace of disappointment flashed across Hashirama's eyes, and he continued to ask: "Then will you come back to see me?"

"Of course, your father and I are good friends."

Qiao Sen clearly remembered that the notes in a certain book among the Thousand Hands Buddha said: Whoever is an enemy of Uchiha is a friend of the Thousand Hands Clan.

So what he said was true.

"Really!"

Finally, he rubbed Senju Zhuma's head, and Qiao Sen stood up: "Of course it's true, let's grow up, Hashi hot mom, see you in the future!"

"Goodbye, master!"

Snapped.

With the snap of fingers, Qiao Sen's figure disappeared like a bubble, and the Swordsman that shrouded the small courtyard was lifted.

Chapter 73 Take Off

The Senju Jōnin who were in charge of the guards did not notice any abnormalities, and their memory was rewritten into a picture of Senju Hashirama never leaving. No one noticed that he had disappeared for an hour for no reason.

"Master!"

Amid the sound of breaking through the air, a middle-aged ninja landed in the courtyard, and the guards rushed into the courtyard like a conditioned reflex. When they saw the person coming, they quickly saluted: "True elder!"

"Grandpa!"

Qianju Zhujian called out childishly.

Seeing that Senju Hashirama was fine, Senju really calmed down, and after carefully confirming that Senju Hashirama was intact, he waved back the Jonin around him.

"Eldest young master, the real grandpa is here to pick you up. You can play in the yard for a while, and the old man will report to his wife first."

"Okay, true grandpa."

Qianshouzhen knocked on the door and went in. He leaned over to find a suitable pebble among the small pillars in the yard. With a flick of his hand, the stone bounced on the pond until it hit the wall before rebounding and falling into the water.

Senju Jōnin who have been paying attention to the movement of the yard all the time are very confused, the young master was not clumsy before, how did he suddenly become enlightened?

Got it, this is the awakened talent of shuriken throwing!

Sure enough, he is a genius ninja who inherits the blood of the patriarch!

……

"The timeline that has already been reached cannot go forward, but it can be crossed backward. Is that what you mean?"

[If you have recorded the landmark, you can select nodes on the subsequent timeline next time you enter, but repeated horizontal jumps are not allowed. 】

"understood."

The sun was setting, and on the deserted hillside, Qiao Sen was eating fresh charcoal-grilled game, and discussing the correct usage of "dimension walking" with F cub.

Compared to before, he looks a little changed.

After the "reinforced iron bone" passively strengthens the skin with its metallic luster back to normal, the temperament of the whole person becomes more and more natural, exuding strong and rich life energy.

Yes, after an hour of floating diplomacy, F Zai successfully activated his ability and completed the most successful card seal of the trip.

[Fantasy Card: Immortal Body·Thousand-Armed Hashirama]

[Card type: ability card]

[Rarity: SSR]

[Introduction: The collection of vitality and body energy of the first Hokage Senjujuma is not a body of the level of the Sage of the Six Paths. 】

[Effect 1: Yang attribute chakra]

[Thousand-handed Zhujian perfectly inherits the blood of the ancestor Asura, and is born with extremely strong yang attribute chakra. 】

[Effect 2: Chattanla]

[Thousand-handed pillars have the super-tailed beast-level Chatonla talent, and you can perform spells at your fingertips without using seals. 】

[Effect 3: Water and soil compatibility]

[Thousands of Hands are born with chakras of water attribute and earth attribute, and have an affinity for the two chakras far beyond ordinary people. 】

[Effect 4: Muji Heals]

[Thousand-handed pillars have strong vitality and cell activity, and can automatically recover from injuries without seals. 】

[Effect 5: Immortals are natural]

[Thousands of Hands Zhujian has an innate aptitude for fairy art, and after passively absorbing enough natural energy, he can comprehend the "immortal mode" (not unlocked) on his own. 】

The acquisition of Zhu Jianxian's body made Qiao Sen's overpowering mental power obtain a more solid carrier, and the two gradually tended to balance.

To say that the biggest surprise has to be the effect entry 5. Others who practice the immortal mode have to ask their grandpa to sue their grandma, and be the grandson of Toad and White Snake.

And what about the pillars?

It will be automatically unlocked when the hang-up time is full, otherwise why is he the god of ninjas?

Under Qiao Sen's suggestion, F Cub came up with a dynamic skill reading bar in the card introduction, which corresponded to the progress of absorbing natural energy.

[Sage Mode: 0.2%]

"Hey, it's only been two o'clock in a while, isn't the speed slow!"

[Thousand-handed Zhujian is still in his infancy, and his body is already perfect. Of course, the efficiency of energy absorption is different. If he can calm down and practice, the speed will be even faster. 】

Qiao Sen thought about it, and gestured a greasy middle finger to his side: "What the fuck is juvenile, full body, why don't you let this Digimon go?"

This discussion instantly entered the familiar link of middle finger alignment.

After dinner, Qiao Sen clapped his hands, washed his hands in water, and filled them in earth, emphasizing a safety, environmental protection, and pollution-free.

"The natural energy of the three holy lands of immortality should be more intense." Feeling the strange energy washed into his body by the night wind, Qiao Sen clenched his fists,

"But those three are old monsters who have lived for thousands of years, so I won't provoke them this time."

After thinking for a moment, Qiao Sen decided to change his plan and find a place nearby to practice in seclusion.

Compared to aimlessly looking for tailed beasts all over the world, isn't "Sage Mode" more delicious?

Damn, what more bicycles are needed!

Due to the existence of Saitama, Qiao Sen's strength growth curve has taken an exponential leap from time to time, and it takes a while to settle.

……

Time flies, three months later.

In the morning, the world wakes up from ignorance, and a new day comes as usual.

A considerable part of the fantasy card library is used for material storage, coupled with the full mobility of the F-cub with a body, Qiao Sen can devote himself to this self-cultivation with the opportunity of "immortal mode" without distraction.

Qiao Sen, who was wearing fluffy pajamas, stepped out of a camping tent full of present atmosphere, just in time to be hit by the first ray of sunlight on his face.

Compared with three months ago, his temperament at this time is more restrained. Putting aside his identity as a policeman and a hero, he feels more like a sunny boy full of student spirit.

The already handsome appearance has reversed growth again, which is the external manifestation of the extreme concentration of life energy.

[Fairy mode: 100% (unlocked)]

Facing the rising sun, Qiao Sen thoughtfully looked at the clear blue sky.

Suddenly, I want to challenge my limits.

The AT force field unfolded and turned into a pure white royal robe, which was worn on Qiao Sen's body. Thunder light emerged in the crackling sound, and the thunder chakra that had completed cell activation overflowed from the body surface and turned into beating thunder covering the royal robe.

As the biomagnetic field slowly rotated, the fine sand and gravel were attracted by the invisible force field, spinning and gathering towards his feet, the calm forest raised a breeze, and the gentle air flow turned into a raging wave in the blink of an eye!

After the preparations were completed, Qiao Sen clapped his hands.