The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"So what do you mean?"

"Of course I chose to join such a good opportunity. After all, the benefits alone are double that of A-level!"

Hearing Qiao Sen's answer, Lanny breathed a sigh of relief, and her relaxed body shook instantly, which was very eye-catching.

"That would be great! Mr. Qiao Sen, I am honored to inform you that you will become the first batch of S-class heroes in the association, ranking second!" Lan Ni stood up and shook hands with Qiao Sen, while apologizing, "This has already This is the limit of my efforts, and the headquarters is more optimistic about "Blast", which has left an astonishing record, as the number one ace of the S class, but in my heart, you are the strongest hero! "

"Hey, did you rank me second in the S rank?"

For no reason, a green-haired loli with a simple painting style appeared in front of Qiao Sen's eyes. Thinking of her character of not accepting anyone but blasting, he suddenly felt that he was in trouble.

"Miss Lani, you've done a good job." When shaking hands, he noticed that Lani looked a little excited. Qiao Sen let go of the gentle catkin of the blond-haired sister, and patted her shoulder lightly, which made her a little excited. The mood calmed down a little, "What about now, what else do I need to do?"

"Oh, you still need to sign the new agreement for the last time. After all, it involves the renewal of treatment, and the association also needs to keep files." After recovering, Lan Ni leaned over to help turn the document to the end, "This is your "S-Class Hero Certificate", the agreement is in duplicate, so please sign here and here. Of course, you can rest assured that there are almost no restrictions on the S-Class Hero Agreement, as long as you act when humans need or the association asks for help. "

Qiao Sen nodded and signed his name on the document: "Of course, this is what I should do."

"Please keep this S-class dedicated communicator safe, even in places without internet, I can still contact you via satellite."

"Okay, I know."

Lanny put away the document and held it to her chest. The blush under her blond hair looked extra alluring, whether it was because of excitement or some other reason. Then she stretched out her small hand to Qiao Sen again, and said with her head up, "Second S rank The two "Super Cops" Qiao Sen-sama, please take care of us in the future! "

The two hands, one big and one small, held together again.

"Pleasant to work with."

……

On the streets of City Y.

"It's not a man's job to bully the weak. Even if he mutates into a weirdo, it's unforgivable. "Liu Shui Yan Sha Fist"——Thumbing fingers! "

A silver-white figure that was approaching the extreme flashed by, and the two-headed monster who was violent in the street saw a hole the size of a basketball in his chest, and fell to the ground with a wail.

A hale and hearty silver-haired old man appeared on the sidewalk 50 meters away. He glanced at the young people not far away who were taking photos and celebrating around the corpse of the strange man. He walked forward without hesitation.

After walking a few steps, the originally straight back bent down as the muscles relaxed, looking like an ordinary little old man walking in the park.

"Found it! The man in front is Mr. "Silver Fang"! "

"Wait a minute, Bangusang!"

"Huh?" Banggu's ears moved, he stopped, and turned his head to see two young men in black suits who were sweating profusely, running towards him, "Did you come here specially to find me?"

Today's young people are really poor in physique as before. Just by looking at them, you can tell that they don't have any talent for martial arts.

Thinking in his mind, Banggu thought of another tall figure with some regret.

It's been a long time since that brat took the initiative to find the old man for a drink. I guess he and his other drinking buddy are eating hazel every day, right?

"Bang, Bangusang..."

"Don't worry, little brother, the old man can't run," Bang Gu joked with a smile, looking at the two young men who ran in front of him and were out of breath, "So what do you two want from me?"

Chapter 78 New Order

"I, I... We are the staff sent by the Heroes Association to contact you!"

Among the two black suits, the sweaty bespectacled boy was the first to catch his breath, and said, "This time is for your hero level promotion, please come with us to the association!"

"Hero level?" Bang Gu questioned, "That kind of thing, wouldn't it be good for you to announce it every time on TV? Why did it suddenly become so troublesome?"

"Ah, yes, because it involves a new hierarchy, you are on the association's invitation list, so we made a special trip here!"

"That's right, let's go, anyway, the old man is fine for the time being."

"Thanks, Bangusang! It was a great help!"

……

City A, the headquarters of the Hero Association.

"What's the point of calling me here?"

A green light cluster floated over the war room, and the lady serving the coffee below was breaking out in a cold sweat: "I saw it... no, Miss Tornado, please wait a moment, Mr. Xiqi is already rushing over On the way, he will explain the specific matters to you!"

"Hmph, Xiqi?" The Wannian slit dress with the green-haired tornado little hands on his hips, snorted, "This guy, you should have waited for me here at the headquarters if you asked me to come here! Why did you ask me instead?" Wait for him, almost two hours have passed!"

"Master Xiqi is temporarily going to deal with the disaster in City B..." The lady of the staff quietly defended the busy cadres, with an apologetic smile on her face, "Miss Tornado, why don't you come down and sit on the sofa for a while, Lord Xiqi should be here soon!"

"Hmph, that's fine." Tornado curled his lips and fell from the sky, "If he doesn't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll tear down the headquarters today, so that he won't have to take the elevator up every time."

"..."

(?_?)

The staff lady looked like she was about to cry: "Please don't do this!"

10 minute later.

Xiqi strode into the meeting room, wiping his sweat with a handkerchief: "Sorry, sorry! Miss Longjuan, there is a temporary delay!"

Seeing Tornado's impatient little eyes staring at him, Xiqi's heart sank, and he quickly went across to the ancestor, and opened the document in his hand: "Then, let me explain this latest plan to you... ..."

5 minutes later.Dragon Juan held the S-level hero ranking determined by the association's internal selection in his hand, and Liu Mei became entangled.

(╬￣dish￣)

"It's not a problem that "Blast" ranks first. Da, ga, la..." Tornado, who was so angry that he turned into a strong man, suddenly stood up, tiptoed and slapped the ranking list on Xi Qi's face, "Why? This guy Qiao Sen will be ahead of me?Last time we met, he was obviously very weak, okay?Or are you collectively blind when I don't know? "

"Uh……"

Looking at the green ball of light flying up and down in front of his eyes, Xiqi smiled and said, "That's right, Miss Tornado, the "Super Police" activities have been frequent during this period, and the city Z branch has reported a lot of materials, proving that he does have and record. Matching strength, plus the current popularity of "Super Cop" has been ranked in the forefront of all heroes, and only "Sweetheart Mask" who has soared very fast recently..."

"No more, don't talk about these boring reasons." Long Juan folded his hands in front of his chest, turned his face away, and snorted unhappily, "I'll go directly to fight with him, and you will know who is stronger Right? Which city does he live in? By the way, Fuxue seems to have mentioned it to me before..."

"Please don't do that!!"

Dragon roll:?

Did I just hear this sentence?

Seeing that the tornado was about to leave, Xiqi's body shook, and he realized that there was only one flash in his body, and the tiger rushed over to block the door: "Miss Tornado, please think twice!! The association just announced the formation of S-class heroes, at this time If discord breaks out among the top S-rank heroes, the wind of public opinion will turn sharply downwards!!"

"Hmph, I don't care about such boring things."

"Miss Tornado...you don't want the association under the protection of Mr. "Blast" to fall apart! "

"……Humph!"

……

In front of a school gate.

"It should be him, right?"

"Looking at that hairstyle, it should be right."

"Then let's go..."

Two black suits wearing earphones whispered to each other and walked towards the school gate. A man who looked like a bad boy at a glance: "Well, may I ask..."

"What's up!?"

Dongfang Jousuke, no, the bad guy with the same style of steak head as Dongfang Jousuke suddenly turned around, and two murderous looks flashed on his face that could not be seen clearly because his hair blocked the light: "Are you a gangster who is going to make trouble outside the school? I advise you not to do it here. It's time to do it, because Shanzi is about to leave school, and I don't want him to see any bad pictures!"

"what!"

"Okay, what a terrifying aura!"

The two who fell back and sat down in fright quickly got up: "No, no, no, we are not bastards! You are the 223rd "Metal Bat" in Class C, right?We are here to find you! "

"What, you really came here to look for me?" Bat was startled, but soon, the unhealthy momentum took over the high ground again, "If you have anything to do, just tell me directly, don't delay me sending Shanzi to the piano class!"

"Yes!!" ×2

……

Similar scenarios continue to be staged in various cities. The Heroes Association is non-stop looking for the heroes on the list. With the final confirmation of each hero, the new level list is finally officially announced to the public when the nightly news is broadcast.

For a time, there was an uproar in the public opinion field.

As expected by the Heroes Association, because some highly popular front-row heroes failed to be selected for the S rank, a large number of fans started to vent their anger on the Internet. The ministry launched a protest march, as if if you don't change the ranking, I will fight you to the end.

However, these farces did not last long before they subsided.

The reason is that the newly-promoted No. [-] in the A-class and the super-popular singer idol "Sweet Mask" affirmed the newly born S-class in a public interview.

"Are you talking about those S-level guys? I also participated in their review work. How should I put it, it's okay. It should be no problem to do a good job as a hero."

"I have warned them. If it violates the strength and beauty of the hero, I will personally pull them down."

The most aggressive fans of "Sweetheart Mask" died down as if they had received an imperial decree. When he was no longer a big tree in front, the following groups of fans who were not enough in size naturally couldn't continue to make noise.

Chapter 79

When the storm cleared, people had time to pay attention to the newly promoted S-class heroes.

Exaggerated ability introductions, full-screen battle records, and combat photos and videos taken from various channels have been circulated on the Internet one after another, and the people who eat melons suddenly discovered it.

Damn, these guys look weird at first but are actually quite handsome...

It seems to be too strong! !

That awesome-looking samurai uncle who can chop a ten-meter-tall monster with a wave of a toothpick?

The white-haired grandfather "Silver Fangs", who is ranked in the A-level but not showy, is actually a peerless old macho with eight-pack abs!

The "metal bat" that looks no different from the delinquents in his own school smashed the head of a giant monster with one stick.

These ferocious shots quickly caused an uproar, and sand sculpture netizens said that coach, I want to learn these too!

Coach: Get out, I still want to learn!

Some fans took photos of "Super Cop", "Zombie Man", and "Flash Flash" together in PS. The appearance of the beauty group quickly amazed the vast number of rotten female fans. A large number of donations were made at the same time. syncope.

Soon, the prestige of S-level heroes completely surpassed that of ordinary heroes, whether they are fans of strength, beauty, or just because of meat, or fans of lolita... Fans can always find it in this strong group. The one that fits my obsession, so much so that the favorability of the entire S-class hero group soars, and all kinds of fans are attracted.

In any case, the reform of the Hero Association has achieved the results they wanted. People began to pay more attention to the strong rather than those who fished in troubled waters. The hero industry that had already begun to decay seemed to be back on track.

……

this day.

The evening sun shines, and the whole world is painted with a touch of warm color.

Ding dong, ding dong!

The doorbell rang, Qiao Sen scattered the arcing chakra ball in his hand, and ran to open the door cursing.

I wanted to try to run if I can't walk, but unfortunately I couldn't.

As a result, today was another day of failure in rubbing balls.

"Joseon Joson, open the door, open the door!"

"Come on, come on!"

As soon as the door was opened, Saitama's thinning hair came into view.

This guy was standing at the door of the apartment and walking in place, and he didn't intend to come in, his face was full of impatience.

"Saitama, what's the matter? Uh..."

As soon as Qiao Sen opened his mouth, a crumpled leaflet was stuffed into his hand: "Big opening bonus, the last day of consecutive supermarket sale days, and the location is... M City?"

He looked up speechlessly, only to see that Saitama was wearing a re-repaired blue sportswear, with a woven basket specially used for grocery shopping by aunts in his hand.

This wave is Wuyu's mother opening the door for Wuyu, and Wuyu has reached home.

Qiao Sen pointed to the wall clock in the living room, trying to change Saitama's thinking: "No, this supermarket opened in M ​​City, and the closing time is until six o'clock today, don't you look at it, it's already five forty It's..."

The current Saitama is not the perfect body that can run from city Z to city A to save people after seeing the disaster news, not to mention that city M is still southeast of city A, and city Z used to be farther away from city M than city A .

Facing the persuasion, Saitama was unmoved at all: "That's why I came to you! Don't you know how to teleport, Qiao Sen? Wouldn't it be too late to take me there? Please, please!"

"..."

Yes, what this guy said makes sense, so there is still me as a tool person!

If I had known that I would not have told him anything when I was drinking!

As a result, Joseon was successfully persuaded by Saitama.

Urged by Saitama to change his clothes, Qiao Sen habitually picked up a piece of "Restrictor Fragment" and put it in his pocket.

A purple hand appeared in the pocket, took the card and shrank back instantly, showing a tacit understanding in the combination of moves.