The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"it is good."

Banggu didn't shirk, he just took it and drank half of the bottle.

At this point, he thought about it instead.

The forest is so big, it is not possible to hang yourself on a tree, you have to find a few more trees to try.

Thinking of this, the old man's eyes fell on the two people in training.

After watching for a while, Banggu's eyes gradually changed from curious to weird: "I said Qiao Senjun, what are these two people... doing?"

He naturally knew Saitama, the new guy who was chased by Saitama to the point of being out of breath, no matter how he looked at it, he was an ordinary person.

In addition to looking a little fierce.

Seeing the two Saitamas who had turned into chasing and fighting - mainly because King was abused unilaterally - Qiao Sen thought for a while and decided to tell the truth.

"Their words are for today's training."

Banggu saw that King's eyes had turned black, and he felt a little pain in his head: "How much training can you do like this?"

"This is the training method that Saitama formulated for himself, 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer long-distance run." Qiao Sen recalled and snapped his fingers, "It's like this every day, three times a day. I have to eat every meal, a banana is fine for breakfast, and I can’t turn on the air conditioner in summer or winter, so as to exercise my spirit, that’s about it.”

Banggu: "..."

What kind of shit training method sounds very ordinary.

However, the guy named Saitama is indeed getting stronger at an astonishing speed. Is it possible that this kind of joking training method is really effective?

After all, it was strange knowledge beyond common sense, and Banggu quickly gave up thinking about it.

"By the way, Mr. Qiao Sen, you know about the S-class hero general meeting held in City A this afternoon, right?"

"I know, the City Z branch notified me yesterday," Qiao Sen recalled the call from Lanny yesterday, "It said that they would cooperate with the shooting of promotional photos after the meeting, which sounds troublesome."

"It's true that I'm not very good at these things, but setting an example for the public is also one of the hero's jobs," Banggu put down his drink and asked, "Since we have met, do you want to take the high-speed train at noon together?"

"How about this, the old man stays with us for a light lunch at noon, and I will take you to the headquarters after the lunch break," Qiao Sen thought for a while, and invited, "Don't worry about being late, I have unique traveling skills."

"Is that so?" Banggu nodded, leaning back on the bench without pretensions, "then please send me a trip, Mr. Qiao Sen."

……

City A, the headquarters of the Hero Association.

Joosen and Bong-gu walk through the gate, each with a toothpick in their mouth, looking like they just finished their lunch.

Under the oppression of Saitama, King barely completed half of the training volume and was exhausted. He barely survived by relying on happy water to continue his life.

Considering King's physique, Qiao Sen added a shot of "Palm Immortal Art" to help him recuperate the damage in his body.

After careful perception of Chakra, it was discovered that King's body, which was neglected in exercise, was in fact not healthy at all.

That is, this skin that God rewards for food is enough to bluff people.

The first dinner with all the members of the hot pot team was delayed a lot because of this, and the homemade hot pot must be too late, so everyone found a burger restaurant at noon to deal with it briefly, and planned to go back to have a big meal at night.

The remaining two have now returned to Saitama's apartment. King, who has been bullied all morning, is now violently beating Saitama on another battlefield. When Qiao Sen and the two left, King was almost crazy.

Fortunately, Saitama, who is good at cooking and loves to play, doesn't admit to being cowardly. The two spent almost a week in this cycle of falling in love and killing each other, and life was more interesting.

Chapter 88 The Gathering of Heroes

City A, the headquarters hall of the Heroes Association.

Seeing Qiao Sen's arrival, a staff member immediately stepped forward and directed them to take the elevator to the high-level conference room.

At present, some fancy next-generation technology can’t be seen inside the headquarters building. Just for the sake of safety, all aisles and walls are equipped with high-strength alloy armor plates. Even if you find a tank unit, at least you have to It would take a whole day of bombardment to breach the defenses on the outside of the building.

With this time, S-level heroes would have been able to come from various cities long ago, and the security aspect was indeed fully loaded.

"Finally a newcomer has arrived."

"It's Mr. "Super Police" and Mr. "Silver Fang". "

There is an extended conference table equipped with 3D imaging equipment in the huge conference room. At this time, there is no one on the seats on both sides of the conference table. Instead, there are two deep voices coming from one side of the conference room.

The two looked away, and two muscular men with different skin colors, one black and one white, came into view. They were holding exaggerated fitness equipment like toys in their hands. A big muscular bully.

"Hi everybody."

The four met and chatted for a while, and it was only then that Qiao Sen and Banggu learned that "Super Alloy Black Light" basically never left the headquarters building of the Heroes Association because of his obsession with ironing.

In order to study the physical body of the black light, the researchers at the headquarters of the association specially built a gravity room for him to exercise. Usually, he only needs to cooperate with some physical experiments.

With such a favorable environment, "Super Alloy Black Light" has been stationed at the headquarters since joining the Heroes Association, and the hero level and ranking basically did not change much before becoming S-level.

Stable at the end of the C-level.

Calculating this, "Vested Lord" is the first S-class hero to arrive.

He is also a fitness expert, so when his hands were itchy, he asked the staff to bring the equipment, and got into a hot fight with black light on the spot.

"Mr. "Super Police" has also trained his muscles very well. Are you also a fighting hero? "

As a professional, "Super Alloy Black Light" is more sensitive to muscles than ordinary people. Seeing Qiao Sen's golden ratio figure that cannot be concealed by clothes, he couldn't help asking curiously.

Qiao Sen took the special dumbbell with a weight of [-] kilograms in Heiguang's hand, and did a set of standing dumbbell curls, explaining: "In the introduction to the outside world, it should be regarded as a superhero, but I know a little bit about everything. .”

Heiguang looked surprised: "So that's it."

The Venerable Vest's gaze was slightly focused, and there was an inexplicable sense of urgency in his heart: "As expected of a hero at the top of the ranking, as expected, he is very strong in all aspects."

"Your Majesty has won the prize."

"Mr. Boncourt, would you like to try?"

"No, no, the old man's muscles and bones are no younger than yours, so you should play."

After a business exchange, the atmosphere in the conference room was very harmonious.

As time went by, other S-classes also arrived one after another.

Although they are colleagues in the same sequence, most of the heroes are meeting for the first time. Those who don't like to socialize, such as "Zombie Man" and "Metal Bat", nod their heads to say hello, and then sit in their seats.

Of course, there are also the opposite, who can't wait to join the temporary fitness group as soon as they enter the door.

"I finally met these lovely men! Xiaohei, I have been your loyal fan since I saw your profile. The real person is indeed more attractive than the photo. Does this kind of unimaginable muscles really exist? ?”

Feeling the heavy breath that almost sprayed on his face at a close distance, the powerful body of "Super Alloy Black Light" that surpassed metal trembled.

"Well, Mr. Prisoner, please don't do this..."

"Eh? Am I too enthusiastic? Well, I will be careful!"

You have a sense of proportion!

The muscle masters present all took half a step back.

The "sexy prisoner" became the person in charge of the atmosphere group as soon as he arrived. Qiao Sen greeted him lightly, and then teleported to his seat.

Huh?

Didn't see it clearly, isn't it pure speed but a move of space movement?

As soon as Qiao Sen took his seat, a sharp gaze followed him like a shadow.

Looking up, it turned out to be Aunt Liu Hai wearing a blue hair pendant, who had sat down across the long table at some point.

They looked at each other, but were interrupted by a white shadow passing through the air.

Looking again, it was the "Police Dog Man" who had just arrived, swooped over the long table from the door, and sat down lightly and skillfully.

Also noticed the flash in this scene and was a bit surprised.

——Another powerful hero, these guys don't look too bad.

"Hello, Mr. Police Dog, long time no see."

Seeing Dogman whom he hadn't seen for a long time, Qiao Sen raised his hand to say hello.

Saitama, who is usually paralyzed, turned his eyes, and seemed to recall the meeting in his hometown of Q City, and immediately nodded and raised his paw: "Hello."

Johnson blinked.

Hey, it turns out that Police Dog can talk!

"Hey, there are a lot of people here." The swordsman uncle with a toothpick in his mouth and the green-haired loli floating in mid-air walked into the meeting, looking around with unruly eyes, as if weighing everyone present "I just don't know how many real strong people there are."

"Atomic Samurai" did not lower its volume at all, and the heroes present cast their eyes almost at the same time.

He was locked by many auras, but he was not afraid, he walked leisurely into the venue with a smile.

"Huh, Qiao Sen, you are finally willing to show up," Tatsumaki glanced around, quickly locked on Qiao Sen, bypassed the crowd and floated all the way to his head, clasping his hands on his chest, his little face was full of dissatisfaction, " Isn’t it time we settled our accounts?”

Qiao Sen looked up:?

It's a pity...no, that's not the point.

The point is what account do you want to settle?

I don't know!

"of course……"

At this moment, Xiqi, who was sweating profusely, rushed into the meeting room at a speed that did not suit his body shape: "Great, everyone is here!"

In fact, he came here from the office six floors apart after he learned that the tornado had arrived.

"……Humph!"

The interrupted tornado turned its head arrogantly like a textbook, and its petite body moved sideways and landed on the seat next to Qiao Sen.

When she landed, she happened to see Bang Guci smiling at her kindly, like a child suddenly seeing an adult, her face also looked much better.

However, when he caught a glimpse of someone sitting in the seat that should belong to him out of the corner of his eye, his mood suddenly dropped again.

"Humph."

Johnson: What the hell am I...

Seeing that Tornado's nonsense was stopped at the last moment, Xiqi realized that his legs seemed to be a little weak when he ran.

However, he also participated in the voting for the final determination of the ranking of S-level heroes, so he could only bear the sins of his own making.

Chapter 89 The Gathering of Heroes

If I knew it earlier, I would have swapped the seats of Qiao Sen and Tornado!

Anyway, with the former personality, most of them don't care about gains and losses in the hero ranking.

In the final analysis, it was the beauty who was obsessed with Lan Ni at the time... No, a trick!

(?_?)

The host of the meeting, Xiqi, was still having mixed feelings in his heart, and Qiao Sen's eyes had already swept across the S-class people on both sides of the long table.

The S-class heroes of the science and technology department have not yet appeared, and the rest are some familiar faces.

According to the number of seats, from Qiao Sen to the bottom is——

"Frightening Tornado", "Silver Tusk", "Atomic Samurai", "Superalloy Black Light", "Police Dog", "Flash Flash", "Metal Bat", "Zombie Man", "Vest Top" His Holiness" and "Sexy Prisoner".

In addition to "Blast", I don't know where to play it. There are a total of eleven S-level heroes present this time.

There is still a gap between the seventeen S-class players in the main line period, but it can be said that these people present are already the strongest thugs that the Hero Association can currently find.

The "zombie man" whose destructive power needs to rely on powerful firearms is slightly insufficient, but also has the "immortality" feature to make up for it. In addition, he has cooperated with the association to complete many impossible tasks, and his ranking is on the contrary. .

"Everyone, I am the initiator of this meeting, Xiqi."

After calming down, Xiqi briefly introduced himself, then began to perform his duties and announced the start of the meeting.

"Master "Blaster" can't be contacted for the time being, all the remaining S-level heroes are here, on behalf of the Hero Association, I would like to thank you all for taking time out of your busy schedule to come to the headquarters to participate in this rally! "

"The purpose of the gathering is mainly to let everyone get acquainted with each other. After all, we will be comrades in the trenches in the future. Maybe there will be enemies that can only be solved by the cooperation of adults. It would be bad if there is a mistake in coordination... ..."

Xiqi's words made Qiao Sen slightly sideways.

Is the first round of speeches just like the prophets?

It's a knife!

In the future, there will be more than one enemy who will need to join forces with the S rank, but right now...

S-class heroes all have their own arrogance. They may not care about the ranking given by the association, but in their hearts, no one will obey anyone.

I want this group of problem children/youth/old men to cooperate sincerely, unless the real end of the world is coming.