The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

The dazzling blue light flashed, Xiqi rubbed his eyes,

I saw Qiao Sen's tall figure appearing in the middle of his office, walked to the sofa in two steps, and put down something gently.

When he stepped aside to reveal what was put down on the sofa, Xiqi's little heart that hadn't completely let go almost spurted out along a mouthful of old blood.

puff……

What this man let go of is...

Tornado!

No, what happened to Ms. Tatsumaki? !

(⊙_⊙)

Xi Qi suddenly thought carefully and was terrified. While sweating profusely, he had already completed the detailed process of 20 words in his mind.

"Xinwang" captured some interesting information, Qiao Sen chased it with a critical attitude, and then comforted him: "Don't worry, it's not what you imagined, Tornado seems a little tired, let her be with you first It shouldn't be troublesome to rest here, right?"

Sickey: "..."

"Do not……"

"Ha! Just don't bother me. It's a big help, inside the shelf~"

Seeing the very familiar Qiao Sen make a goodbye gesture while rushing to answer, and then use the speed of light to run away and disappear, Xi Qi really wanted to die.

"I want to say...don't!!"

……

Time goes back to the present.

——Ms. Qiao Sen, too, for throwing the tornado at me so irresponsibly, how should I explain it to her later... Oh, my head hurts!

After killing an unknown number of brain cells, Xiqi gave up thinking.

It is impossible to make it bad, and there is still so much work that has not been done well.

Xiqi sighed silently, and returned to his busy work, forgetting the time for a moment.

Another hour passed.

After a while of whizzing, tornado slowly opened his eyes.

unfamiliar ceiling...

This is where?

...No, it seems a bit familiar?

suck...

"Ok?"

Suddenly there was a strange noise in the quiet office, Xi Qi subconsciously turned his head to take a look, and then his face changed drastically.

"Long, Miss Tornado, you're awake..."

Tatsumaki, who looked like a strong man, seemed to have just woken up. He slapped his mouth, then raised his hand to wipe away the remaining saliva from the corner of his mouth, and sat up from the sofa with a confused look.

(?-?*)

Seeing the dark-toned interior of the headquarters room, Tornado rubbed his forehead, which felt like he had been punched, but was actually a little red, and gradually recalled what happened before he fell into a coma.

"..."

The pink and tender little face turned red at first, and then it turned black visible to the naked eye.

——That guy, uh, dare to do that kind of thing to me! ?

(╬￣dish￣)convex

Xi Qi behind the desk saw Tornado's clenched fists and trembling. At the same time, the familiar green light appeared faintly, and his eyes went dark again.

……Again? !

Without thinking about what to say, he hurriedly hugged the nearest document, and then closed his eyes resignedly.

Farewell, my office!

The next moment, a dazzling green light filled the entire office.

The door made of alloy was like a bunch of crumpled waste paper, it was smashed open after holding on for less than a second, and it was deeply embedded in the wall of the corridor.

A violent psychic force surged out of Xi Qi's office, accompanied by a shriek of shame and anger.

"Jo-sen-"

……

Sneeze - Qiao Sen rubbed his nose, the cups and plates in front of him were in a mess.

Having not met for a long time, Saitama and Banggu had a great time drinking, hooking their shoulders together for a while, dancing with hands and feet, and humming a little song that only men can understand.

Although the age of the two of them is completely out of tune with middle-aged men, the temperament of the middle-aged man after drunk is quite appropriate.

At this time, if you say that these two alcoholics are heroes, no one will believe it.

It was the first time that King and Bang Gu, who had just joined, met for the first time. They were not sociable and acted a little reserved during the dinner.

During the day, I met Saitama and King training, and I felt that he only had the aura of an ordinary person, but the strong aura of King's movements when he fell silent still made the old man raise his eyebrows.

Could it be that this man with three scars on his face is not simple.

After all, the aura of a strong man cannot be faked!

King didn't know Banggu's doubts. What he was thinking at the moment was whether he would be able to eat for a while.

A week of getting along (beating) let him know how miserable it would be to eat at Saitama's house. An ordinary person can only hide his strength and bide his time if he wants to survive.

Although strategy games are also King's forte, it was the painful experiences that really made him understand these truths.

If you talk too much, you will cry, and the past will not be mentioned again!

Saitama's house was full of fireworks, and most of the four members of the hot pot team undressed, sweating profusely from eating.

Seeing this, Qiao Sen used his mind to open the doors and windows of the balcony and kitchen, and the night wind from no man's land blew in, bringing a burst of refreshment.

At this moment, Tornado should wake up, right?

Qiao Sen is very aware of his body, and it is difficult to catch a cold in his life.

The sneezing just now was probably missed by someone.

And who has he offended recently?

Of course it was the green-haired loli far away in city A.

Others, regardless of species, have been killed by the F cubs who have recently been keen on Euler.

Suffer old crime slightly!

Qiao Sen was not disappointed by the tornado.

As he and Banggu said, although that tsundere ghost is messing around, he still has a sense of proportion in his actions.

Every battle will cause serious damage to the city, and the number of civilians that can be saved is several times that of other heroes.

As long as she doesn't mention shorty, kid, flat-chested, weak chicken and other minefield buzzwords, let her make enough trouble and it's over.

What's more, the tornado didn't even get through the normal Qiao Sen this time. In the words of the game, it was a stage that hadn't fought the boss battle yet.

Although it was a sneak attack by someone who didn't speak martial arts.

There are also new ship modes waiting to be unlocked, such as full-strength Jonson, fairy Jonson, and even serious Jonson.

If you know this, the expression on Tornado's face will be very interesting.

boom!

A chilled beer bottle stood in front of Qiao Sen.

The cold and refreshing beer foam splashed out from the opening of the bottle, and the half-bald Grandpa Xiaowanzi came over with red cheeks.

Chapter 94 Limiter Breakthrough ACT4

"Qiao Sen, Bangusang said that you had a fight with someone in City A today, but you didn't call me..."

Saitama looked serious, as if he was asking questions, but his eyes were fixed on the beer on the table.

"It's up to you!"

"what?"

Multiplayer sports are still not advocated, and if you bring it with you, it will be a mess.

"What a big deal," Qiao Sen came back to his senses, saw the little old man who was doing the debugging laughing, and immediately picked up the wine bottle, "Then I'll do it first as a respect."

"Okay, I did not misread you!" Saitama slapped his thigh, "Come on, King, Bangusang, let's go together."

"Eh, good."

"Then let's go together."

King, who was simmering meat in a spicy pot, wiped his sweat and raised his wine glass with the smiling old man.

"Cheers!" × 4

……

After dinner.

The seemingly mighty but virtuous F cub stepped out of Qiao Sen's body, and carried a mountain of plates and chopsticks into the kitchen very skillfully.

The sight of the tall and reliable purple figure made Qiao Sen feel mixed emotions, and the macho man shed tears.

Thank you for your hard work, my other self!

F cub: ...

Without me, this family will be separated sooner or later!

The star of housekeeping was busy all the time, and the messy living room was quickly cleaned up.

This guy doesn't know if he has increased his experience bar for beating monsters after returning to One Punch World, and the speed of the panel shows signs of upgrading by itself.

Only then did Qiao Sen recall that his stand-in seemed to be growing up all along...

The main body is too strong to ignore the growth of the double, which is really not enough!

That being the case, then I will bear the fragmented cards that have become fusion conditions tonight.

╰_╯

F cub: You die.

[Fantasy Card: Limiter Fragment] × 83

[Can be integrated! 】

[Fusion needs: "Limiter Fragment" * 80]

√

Holding a thick stack of N cards in his hand, Qiao Sen felt a sense of satisfaction and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Just today!

Saitama is currently losing hair at an increasing rate, and the collection of fragment cards is not slowing down at all.

Qiao Sen saw the efforts of F cub, and launched the "Element Pickup" with high intensity. If he was another person, he would have been bald.

Secondly, it has something to do with adequate nutrition recently.

Before I met Qiao Sen, a banana was already considered a nutritious meal.

After getting to know Qiao Sen, we get together twice in three days, and almost never leave the meat.

Without the mental training of hungry and full meals, Saitama's speed of becoming stronger has not slowed down, and it has even become faster and faster.

It's just that Ye Luzi's reckless fighting style caused him to be often injured in battle, so that he was reluctant to wear the classic battle suit presented by the owner of the clothing store.

But it's not a big problem. Once he's completely bald, nothing can hurt him.

While F cub was washing the dishes, Qiao Sen condensed his chakra and opened his mouth to blow out a small cloud of wind.

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