The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

We all know that humans have limits.

But in front of this N card, the so-called limit is to rely on the defense!

Saitama, you are a friend, I have a deal with Joe!

"Ah!"

On the way home, Saitama rubbed his nose fiercely: "It's strange, the weather is not cold, why does it suddenly seem like a sign of catching a cold... No matter, go back quickly!"

……

Johnson's house.

Once again, the fantasy card conveyed the emotion of longing, and Qiao Sen pouted, knowing how much temptation the "Limiter Breakthrough ACT1" in his hand would be to his substitute.

Nonsense, I really want to use it myself!

"Do you want it? Wukong, if you want it, just talk. If you don't say it, how would I know you want it.

Although you looked at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.

Do you really want to?

I will give you what you want, how can I not give you what you want?

It is impossible that you want me not to give you, and you don't want me to give you.

Everyone speaks the truth!

Now I count to three, you have to make it clear whether you want to...

Do you really want it?Then you take it!You don't really want it, do you? "

Fantasy Cards:  …

Considering that all his strength comes from his stand-in, Qiao Sen hesitated for a while, and finally gave up this opportunity to break through the limit.

Anyway, Saitama is in Z City, so at worst, he can just buy a few more hot pot meals.

With the authority granted by the main body, the fantasy card appeared, and he couldn't wait to "eat" the special N card in Qiao Sen's hand into the card library.

All of a sudden, the blue flames were blazing, and Qiao Sen saw a circle of oval white light surrounding his double, as if turning from illusion into reality, and finally left a...

Egg.

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"I rely on!"

With a sweet mouth, Qiao Sen immediately activated his ability.

A group of dazzling lightning appeared in his hand, turning into a chidori shuriken wrapped in lightning.

Fortunately, the loaded capabilities are still there.

Johnson could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Obviously, the fantasy card that took the Shiquan Dabu Pill has entered a state of metamorphosis, even if this product is eaten too quickly, it is not known whether the metamorphosis period will be long or short.

With a thought, Qiao Sen opened his hand and aimed at the teacup that had just been filled with hot tea in front of him, and activated his substitute ability.

Two thousand years later...

Compared with the previous card making, there was nearly ten seconds more skill singing, and then, a brand new N card was freshly released.

[Fantasy Card: Celadon Teacup]

[Card Type: Item Card]

【Rarity: N】

[Introduction: An ordinary tea set bought in a convenience store, with brewed tea in the cup. 】

[Effect 1: Drink more hot water]

[It can maintain body temperature, improve circulation, help relieve constipation symptoms, and relieve menstrual pain. 】

After seeing the nonsense card effect, Qiao Sen released the teacup, held it in his hand and drank it.

There is no ten-second delay in releasing the card, which means that the technique of killing me and eating me steamroller can still be used normally.

That's not a big problem.

At this time, the benefits of the main body strengthening route are reflected. The temporary loss of the ability to quickly make cards on the spot has little effect on Qiao Sen's overall combat power.

The next day is dawn.

"Hey, Mr. Qiao Sen, I heard that you have been promoted, do you want to treat me?"

"How can there be such a thing, how do you defile people's innocence out of thin air?"

"You still don't admit it, Kyoko told us all about it!"

"You ran to the director's office every three days and said no!"

……

Coming out of the police station, Qiao Sen got the special approval note signed by Director Xiong.

In addition to necessary affairs in the future, he can take care of heroic activities during working hours without asking for additional instructions.

Of course, the price was that he was stared at by the director again.

After returning home and changing into casual clothes, Qiao Sen rode on the little sheep and rode all the way to the branch of the Z City Heroes Association.

The imposing gate, the majestic welcome, and the floor space comparable to that of a gymnasium, the first impression of the Heroes Association's residence is Duojin.

Although it was still early, there was already a long queue outside the gate.

Qiao Sen, who had read the news, knew that this was a team recruited by heroes.

Not everyone has a hero's heart, mainly because the Hero Association gives too much.

Of course, it is not that simple to become a hero. Most of the people present will be eliminated in the testing stage.

Take the undocumented knight, a future C-level hero, as an example. It seems that his record is impressive and he has been defeated repeatedly. In fact, he can deal with some wolf-level or even tiger-level monster disasters alone, and even resist the rampant King of the Deep Sea. fist.

The ceiling of ordinary human beings is probably like this.

Less gossip.

Qiao Sen, who was invited, naturally didn't have to queue up like those outside the door, and immediately walked into the gate of the Z City Heroes Association branch through the green passage on the other side.

Walking into the hall, a staff member in a black suit stepped forward immediately, and said skillfully, "Hi, do you have an appointment?"

Before Qiao Sen could answer, a blond man with big waves in a tight professional wrap skirt next to him stopped his colleague's further inquiries with small steps: "Qi Shi, I will receive this gentleman."

"Ah, yes, Team Leader Lanny."

From Qiao Sen's perspective, an alluring white smile turned towards him: "Are you Officer Qiao Sen?"

"I'm."

The blond woman with big waves wore a pair of burgundy women's glasses and smiled like a flower: "Welcome to join the Hero Association. Entrusted by Section Chief Bachi of the Hero Recruitment Section, I am fully responsible for your schedule today. You can call me Lanny. .”

Feeling the huge enthusiasm rushing towards his face, Qiao Sen nodded without changing his face: "That's troublesome."

"plz follow me."

Hero testing grounds.

According to Lanie's introduction, Qiaosen's test will be conducted together with other applicants.

The difference is that what others are conducting is a fate-related assessment, while his test is just a formality.

Of course, this is based on Qiao Sen's record, and not everyone can go through the cutscenes.

When we arrived at the assessment site, the venue was already overcrowded.

Qiao Sen, who was led by the staff, naturally became the focus of attention. The candidates were quickly dazzled by the huge evil, and there was no bloody conflict.

"Damn it, why does that kid have an exclusive beauty reception!"

"That's right! I want it too!"

"Why? Just because that brat is a billion times more handsome than me?"

"..."

However, similar complaints, yelling and sucking and swallowing sounds can be heard endlessly.

Lanny has long been accustomed to being the center of attention in various situations. She smiled sweetly at Qiao Sen: "Officer Qiao Sen, this is the male player's locker room. It's not convenient for me to go in. I will be at the first test point." Waiting for you."

"No problem, I've worked hard for you."

Qiao Sen nodded and watched Lanny's swaying back disappear into the distance.

At the same time, harvest a bunch of positive energy evaluations from other people of the same sex.

"Chusheng!"

"Beasts!"

Chapter 9 Hero Test

When entering the locker room, Qiao Sen, like other candidates, was given a bracelet similar to a bath center, and each bracelet corresponds to a locker for storing clothes.

According to the requirements of the association, no equipment can be used when taking part in the test. Male candidates can only wear a pair of shorts provided by the association.

As for the female candidates, there is also an extra sports vest.

The proportion of female heroes has always been a minority. For example, today, most of the people who come to participate in the recruitment are livestock.

In the locker room, there are many bodybuilder-level muscular fighters who are gathering together to flex their huge pectoralis major muscles and exchange their experience in ironing.

The atmosphere gradually became anxious.

The testosterone level in the entire locker room was seriously over the limit, but Qiao Sen didn't care about it and took off his shirt on his own.

"Hey, this kid..."

The moment Qiao Sen took off his shirt, there was a low cry from the corner of the locker room.

The tall figure, smooth muscles, exaggerated inverted triangle, and the addition of countless attribute cards have created this steel body in front of him, which has nothing to do with Qiao Sen's own efforts.

A particularly hale and hearty silver-haired old man opened his eyes wide and burst out with a strong look: "Perfect! With a perfect body proportion and martial arts talent visible to the naked eye, this kid is a rare gem!"

hiss--

On the other side, a strong spider sense struck, and Qiao Sen immediately noticed the gaze behind him.

Looking back slightly, he saw a spirited old man who looked to be over seventy years old and smiled kindly at him. Then he took off his shirt calmly like everyone else, revealing exaggerated and strong muscles like granite.

Qiao Sen:! !

"Damn it, old man!"

Someone next to him exclaimed, forget about young people, how can an ordinary-looking little old man in the park have such a powerful figure!

The kind smile with squinted eyes and the tendons that could crush someone to death with one hand are completely incompatible, full of a strong sense of disobedience.

Is the world crazy?

Silver Fang, Bangu.

Qiao Sen was sure of recognizing the identity of the old man.

That's fine.

The third place in the future S-class hero, a devil-class martial artist who was invincible all over the world when he was young, the top combat power of the Hero Association and even the human side.

Qiao Sen nodded slightly, as a response to Banggu's kindness.

Put your own things in the locker and lock them, and walk to the assessment area with all the candidates.

Banggu was walking on the other side of the line, looking back at Qiao Sen's figure and posture from time to time, with a strong brilliance in his eyes.

Those fiery eyes made Qiao Sen dizzy.

Thinking of this martial arts master's character of being a good teacher, his head got even bigger.

Martial arts practice requires hard work, why should it be hard to be able to open and hang?

RBQ, RBQ...

The huge venue was divided into test areas. First of all, routine items such as height, weight, eyesight, vital capacity, etc. After completing the records of various data, Qiao Sen saw the delicate Lan Ni standing at the door of the strength test room, waiting for him .

"Officer Johnson, please follow me."