The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Let F cub activate his stand-in ability to manifest it, Qiao Sen casually threw it into the toilet.

This guy from Saitama often wets the ground by washing his hands and vegetables. This rag is a bit ugly, but the advantage is that the material is thick, and it can be used as a rag to make the best use of it.

That being the case, let's go to that world for the next world.

Qiao Sen put his hands behind his head and made a decision.

……

"Saitama, where's the rag in the toilet?"

Early this morning, Qiao Sen opened the door of Saitama's room.

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Saitama yawned, rubbed his eyes, and looked at the sky outside the window: "Qiao Sen, why are you so early today?"

"The rags in the toilet...I think about it, oh! Last night I had diarrhea and blocked the toilet, and the floor tiles were so dirty that I threw them away overnight."

"Ah this..."

Qiao Sen was speechless, but saw Saitama got up and took out half of the Stars and Stripes cloak from the storage cabinet at the bottom.

"That rag is too big, I cut half of it in advance, do you want to use it?"

"I don't know where you found this piece of cloth. It took too much effort to cut it. I almost broke the only scissors in the house. In the end, I tore it with my bare hands..."

While Saitama muttered, the lavender figure of F-cub stepped out of Qiao Sen's body step by step, and reached out to extract the time and space elements in it.

Then he made an "OK" gesture and disappeared into the air.

"No, you can keep it for now."

"I have to go out today. I brought you breakfast on the table. Don't forget to eat it. I'm leaving first."

After speaking, Qiao Sen closed the door.

"OK, thanks……"

Joson's footsteps disappeared in the living room, and a ray of blue light shone through the gap between the door and the floor, and Saitama knew that he had used superpowers to leave.

"Where you want to go, you can get there in just a few clicks. Super powers are really convenient."

Saitama stretched, got up and changed into sportswear.

"Qiao Senjun is not here, so what should I do today? Oh, it's decided! After breakfast, let's run to find King and play games! Just finish today's other training on the way!"

……

New York, Halter International Group Headquarters Building.

This is a holy place in the minds of superhumans all over the world. The headquarters of the superhero group "Super Seven" led by "Motherlanders" is located in this building.

Every person with superpowers is eager to be selected by Walter Company and become a member of the Seven.

Everyone in this superhero team has countless fans. As long as they can join it, fame, status, money, beauties, these things that ordinary people dream of will be at their fingertips.

Because the exterior of the building is designed in the shape of a round tower, the outside world is more accustomed to calling this building——

Super Seven Towers.

At this time, the sky in New York is bright and sunny.

The security personnel in the reception hall on the first floor of the building stood at their respective posts, enjoying the leisure time day after day.

Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is the crowded streets of downtown Manhattan. Basically, every once in a while, a pretty blonde girl in cool clothes walks past across the street, feasting their eyes on them who are bored.

It's no wonder that they are so slack in their work attitude. This is the Tower of Seven, and the strongest superhumans in the world are in this building.

As direct employees of the Walter Group, they are well aware of the terrible destructive power hidden under the glamorous appearance of the group of superhuman stars they are protecting.

Even a fool with no brains would choose to make trouble here.

Apart from……

A blue figure rushed into the lobby of the Walter Group headquarters like a whirlwind. The security guard at the door subconsciously pressed the pistol on his waist, but was blinded by the ensuing gust of wind.

They didn't see who it was until the air flow cleared.

It is one of the members of the Seven, the fastest black man in the world, "Locomotive".

At this time, the "locomotive" was covered in blood, as if it had just experienced a war.

There was a disgusting stench coming from his body, but everyone present was used to it, and the security guards even stuffed the half-drawn pistol back into the holster.

Yes, no idiot dares to make trouble at the headquarters of the Water Group.

Except for the group of metahuman bastards themselves.

"Hey! "Locomotive", you are still so fast!Where are you saving the world again? "

"The latest reports haven't come out yet, oh shit, your blood-stained look is awesome!"

"That kid Shockwave is always openly clamoring to challenge you in media interviews, I think he really wants to die! "

The white security captain Chris greeted the "locomotive" with a big smile. He didn't seem to smell the bloody smell that could make people spit out the overnight meal. He stretched out his strong right arm and seemed to want to shake hands with him affectionately.

"Oh Chris, I don't have time to chat with you right now."

The expression of "Locomotive" was slightly panicked. Fortunately, he was a black man. Even if his face was pale and bloodless due to nervousness at this time, outsiders would not be able to see it at all.

"Is Ms. Madeleine here? I have something urgent to discuss with her."

Chris was taken aback, and quickly said: "Vice President Stilwell arrived early today, you should be able to find her in the office now."

"Thanks, brother, I'll buy you a drink after I finish the mess at hand!"

As the "locomotive" said, the thick leg muscles suddenly tensed and exploded, and the next second exploded at a super speed beyond the visual capture of ordinary people.

Everyone in the hall only saw that the door of the safe passage was roughly broken open, and there was a loud "bang" when it returned to its position!

There was no "locomotive" on the spot, only bloody footprints extending from the door to the safe passage, the distance gradually being stretched.

The security captain Chris calmly wiped away the blood splashed on his face, the enthusiasm on his face cooled down, and waved his hand to call a security team member from behind.

"Mr. Paul, you're new here, aren't you?"

The young security guard named Paul, who was half a head taller than the 1.8-meter-[-]-meter Chris, obediently lowered his head and listened to the instruction: "Yes, Captain."

Chris, who had a beard, grabbed Paul by the collar, pulled him close to him, and spoke harshly in his ear with a low, ferocious voice.

"Then please contact the cleaning department as quickly as possible, and work with them to wipe away all the poop footprints that that idiot brother stepped on."

"Right now!"

"Uh... yes, Captain! I think I get it!"

Chapter 111 Was Discovered

Somewhere in the clear blue sky, the space twisted and rotated as if being stirred by a washing machine.

As the star ring-like halo suddenly expanded, a black hole portal shattered space-time and unfolded over Long Island.

A tall young man in a casual coat walked out of the spherical portal. Behind him, the light wheel of the black hole swelled in a circle, then collapsed at a high speed, and disappeared completely.

The famous landmark Statue of Liberty can be seen on the coastline under your feet, so this modern city full of high-rise buildings is undoubtedly the New York City that has been leveled countless times in various parallel worlds.

Although I have been to New York in another world, the folk customs of this world are much simpler than those under the rule of Spider-Man.

Qiao Sen tried to breathe the air from this world for the first time, felt it for a moment, and made a sharp comment.

"The air here doesn't seem to be very sweet, does it?"

The "heart network" unfolds, and biomagnetic fields that are very different from ordinary humans appear in the perception.

Most of these biological magnetic fields are limited in strength, roughly equivalent to B- and C-level heroes in the One Punch World, and there are very few who can be called strong.

"what……"

In the steel jungle, a towering building caught Qiao Sen's attention.

In this building alone, there are more than double-digit superhuman biological magnetic fields, and among them, there are five to six that can be labeled with the word "powerful".

"What is that place?"

Qiao Sen's gaze focused on the past curiously. As far as his mind was concerned, "Heart Network" constructed a 3D map of most of New York City from the feedback in his mind.

Among them, a building in the center of Manhattan was specially highlighted.

Whether it’s location, grandeur or floor height, it’s basically comparable to Marvel’s Stark Tower next door.

"Walter...oh, so this is the place."

After spelling out the letter logo on the top of the building, Qiao Sen immediately understood it.

The famous Vought Group has been serving the American government since the last century. Today, its industries involve biology, medicine, arms, movies, records, etc. Its superheroes are almost all over the United States, which is considered a leader in the world of black robe pickets. A truly giant company.

Knowing what this place is, then the identities of those superhuman beings are ready to be revealed.

Group of seven.

Against the superhero groups of DC Justice League and Marvel Avengers, it is no wonder that they are like torches in the perception of "Heart Network", and each of them is as strong as a monster.

Among them, the most powerful one is a blond man with a sunny smile on his face. When "Heart Net" swept across, he was enjoying the compliments of a group of people in a room similar to a studio.

The reason is that not long ago, he perfectly solved a group of gunmen who hijacked an armored cash truck on the streets of Brooklyn.

As the news aired, the approval rating rose again, a result that made him feel extremely comfortable.

In an instant, he seemed to have noticed something, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, he looked around suspiciously, but found nothing.

The people around him who flattered him gradually realized that something was wrong, and they all kept silent, not knowing what they had done wrong.

"Hey, do you have such a keen sense..."

With great interest, Qiao Sen controlled the "Heart Network" to lock on the tall and strong blonde man. In the image signal fed back by the magnetic field, there was a handsome blonde sunshine wearing a blue tight uniform and wearing a Stars and Stripes cloak of the same style as the Saitama toilet rag. The image of the big boy became clearer.

"It really is you, Azu!"

Seeing the ceiling of combat power in this world as soon as he arrived, Qiao Sen looked with great interest at the "Motherlander" whose ability settings basically copied Superman.

With his performance in dramas and comics, he can indeed be regarded as a weakened version of Da Chao.

So the question is, when Shanzhai Superman meets Bingxi Superman, which one is stronger?

After staring at his competitors for a while, Qiao Sen can be sure that the physical fitness of the "Motherland Man" is among the top existences among the superhumans in this world, but it is still far behind the current self. .

After all, how can the strength obtained by taking drugs be compared to the body that has been trained for a long time (referring to cheating).

At this time, Qiao Sen can use the power of "Heart Network" to observe the "Motherlander" unscrupulously, but Azu can only vaguely perceive something is wrong, and he can't find his location at all.

Such a comparison can explain the problem very well.

Of course, the superpowers of the "Motherland Man" are still remarkable, and Qiao Sen's eyes are even hot when he sees them.

"Super power".

"Super speed".

"Super Defense".

"Super sensory".

"Heat Rays".

"Perspective eye".

"flight".

……

In addition to not being able to keep up with the strength, and not possessing the "biological force field" that Superman was born with, even if Clark really saw this sunny and handsome little brother, he would have to be confused for a while.

Are you really not a Kryptonian?

After observing Azu for a while, Qiao Sen wiped away the tears of envy from the corners of his mouth, and turned his gaze to the other members of the Seven.

"Queen Maeve", "Black", "Deep Sea", "Invisible Man", and "Locomotive" rushing to the upper floors of the building covered in blood.

and many more.

"Xinwang" focused its attention on the distressed "Locomotive", and saw him rushing into an office and anxiously talking to a 40+ old white woman.

After receiving the sound signal from the office in the magnetic field, after listening to it for a while, he couldn't help but suddenly realized.

It turns out that at the beginning of the episode, the drug-addicted "locomotive" randomly selected a lucky passer-by to kill him.

Poor Huey Campbell.