The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Don't lose money and don't really screw it up!

Lanny came back to her senses, her eyes brightened.

A person with superpowers and a master of martial arts, it's a lot of money to bring in two powerful people in one day.

Banggu's thoughts were written directly on his face.

This kid is actually a superpower, and now the matter of recruiting apprentices is even more difficult!

"Mr. Johnson, full marks..."

The scorer reported Qiao Sen's score stiffly, and Lanny hurriedly led the two to continue the test.

Anyway, these two people in front of me must be won today!

Qiao Sen and Banggu did not disappoint the association either. Starting from the strength test, they broke the records of all assessment items one by one.

Rope skipping, high jumping, weightlifting, horizontal jumping, 1500-meter sprint running, all the data that broke the limits of the human body were recorded, and everyone who followed this test was very excited.

"Ace! We are about to have an ace hero belonging to our city Z!"

"That's right! And it's two aces!"

"I'll report to headquarters immediately!"

Chapter 11 The end of the test

Discovering that the branch of the Z City Heroes Association, which had picked up the treasure, was running efficiently like a fully powered engine, Qiao Sen and Banggu went back to the dressing room to change their clothes, and were invited by Lanny to the reception room for tea.

At this time, the Heroes Association has not yet set up a subsequent written test, and all physical test items are completed.

According to Lan Ni's introduction, currently the Hero Association has only three grades: A, B, and C. The evaluation grades mainly look at the four aspects of monster crusade record, combat ability, social contribution, and popularity. It is 25%, and the settlement is scored on a weekly basis, and the hero level and ranking are determined.

In other words, it doesn't mean that you must be A-level if you can play.

Qiao Sen and Banggu, who joined halfway, belong to the invited ranks. Their own strong strength must have added points in the initial grading. The rest depends on various factors such as follow-up hero activities, fan popularity, and other factors. Heroes compete for positions together.

"Ranking is not important. The old man is not here to compete with children for jobs."

"I think so too, but you can contact me if you encounter weird people you can't handle."

"Okay..." Seeing that the two of them didn't pay much attention to the rankings, Lanny was also a little discouraged, but she quickly cheered up, "The results of the test in the morning have been reported to the headquarters, and the association still needs to discuss it. The hero level and ranking of the two will be decided, and you will be notified within three days."

"Then it's all right? My old waist can finally take a rest." Banggu rubbed his waist in pain, then moved his shoulder blades, looking like he was about to die, "It's almost time for lunch, do you want to find somewhere to have a drink?"

The old man is so bad, who are you showing off to?

Qiao Sen watched the old man's skillful performance, thought for a while and nodded, "Why don't you go to my house, cook a side dish, and give the master a taste of the beer from [-] that I treasured."

"Huh? Little brother Qiao Sen, you can cook? The old man must have a good taste."

"But what the hell is the beer in [-]?"

"It's just a boring meme~"

"Is that so..."

Lanny: ...

While talking, the two newly promoted heroes had already walked out of the reception room, and there was no place for her to intervene at all.

Judging by the situation, there was absolutely no intention of continuing to stay.

Adhering to her professionalism, Lan Ni hurriedly chased after them, took the two uncles to the gate of the station all the way, and handed over her business card.

"Please feel free to contact me with anything, this is my number."

"okay."

"must."

After handing out two business cards, Lan Ni watched the two figures, one old and one young, disappear unsteadily at the corner of the street, and took a deep breath.

In the eyes of the rough men, the enthusiasm of the blond pretty girl turned into an iceberg-like coldness, she gracefully pushed her wine-red glasses, turned around and walked quickly to the branch building.

She had to deal with Qiao Sen's ratings as soon as possible.

……

On the way back, Qiao Sen took Banggu to a convenience store.

Seeing his proficiency in selecting ingredients and fruits, the old man couldn't help feeling: "Not many young people nowadays can settle down to cook by themselves. Mr. Qiao Sen is really versatile."

"The main thing is that I'm not busy with work, and I have mastered [-] points of superpowers. Those social animals usually work hard enough, so I don't have time to spend on cooking."

Walking out of the convenience store, Qiao Sen said that he made the big bags and small bags he bought into cards, and his hand was suddenly empty.

Banggu: ...

Seeing the things in Qiao Sen's hands disappear out of thin air, the corner of Bang Gu's mouth twitched: "...I have to say, your super power is really convenient."

Qiao Sen nodded in agreement: "Yes, I think so too."

The two were talking happily, when suddenly, two dark shadows passed by the nearby alley.

There was also a loud shout during the chase.

"Stop! Don't run!"

Qiao Sen raised his eyebrows, and his powerful perception immediately confirmed the identity of the pursuer.

The black-haired man is 1.7 and a half meters tall, wearing an old blue sportswear.

It was Saitama.

And the target he was chasing, even though it was also in human form, wearing a green coat, but with blue skin and the strange aura it gave off when passing by, it was obviously not an ordinary human being.

Bang Gu, who has equally keen senses, also discovered the anomaly: "Qiao Senjun, the two guys who passed by just now..."

Looking at each other, the two quickly agreed.

"Follow up and have a look!" X2

……

dead end.

"Do you think you can escape?"

A man's indifferent voice came from the top of his head. The blue-skinned strange frogman was sweating on his forehead. He pointed at the dark shadow in the sun unwillingly and asked, "What a pestering guy! Who are you!"

"Me?" Saitama stood on the rooftop railing of the four-story building and responded condescendingly, "I am a person who becomes a hero out of interest."

The sun was shining from behind him, and the figure whose face could not be seen looked extremely majestic.

As he spoke, he bent his knees and jumped down!

After several months of training, although he still couldn't adapt well to the terrifying amount of training he set, it was obvious that his body had become stronger after training.

The height of a mere four-story building...

Stab it!

There was a harsh sound of tearing cloth, and Saitama landed firmly on the ground, feeling a chill in his lower body at the same time.

When he looked down, he saw that his long-patched sweatpants were hanging somewhere and were torn from the buttocks down, revealing the pink boxers, which were almost turned into several rags.

No wonder there is a chill.

Uh……

Saitama subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his buttocks, and his handsome appearance turned into a bit awkward in a blink of an eye.

……

"Crack!" X2

On the higher roof, two men who witnessed this scene covered their faces at the same time.

Qiao Sen originally wanted to introduce Saitama to Banggu with great interest, but now...

"Qiao Senjun, do you know the guy down there?"

"Don't ask me, you just don't know me!"

"..."

"Hahaha!" Seeing Saitama's embarrassing appearance, the frogman, who was still very nervous, laughed loudly, "You are still a hero with your stupid appearance! You even thought you were some kind of amazing person after chasing me three times... ……Eh?"

Frogman's ruthless words stopped abruptly in the middle, and his heart trembled inexplicably when he met Saitama's serious gaze!

……

Bang bang bang!

"Ah ah... help! Master, please spare my life..."

After a brutal beating, the stolen audio-visual discs in the frogman's pockets were scattered all over the floor, covered with strange green body fluids.

"If that's the case, you can't take it back even if you get it back."

Standing in front of the unconscious frogman, Saitama shook off the slime on his hands in disgust, frowning and complaining.

Suddenly, he frowned slightly, and calmly raised his head to look somewhere: "Who is there?"

"You fought well, young man, are you interested in learning what martial arts is?"

"I met Saitama again, you were really handsome when you jumped off, and you really stretched your hips when you landed."

Saitama: ...

Chapter 12 Hot Pot Group +1

The two figures fell from a height to the ground lightly, without even raising a speck of dust.

"Hey, it's Johnson!"

Suddenly, Saitama relaxed, and the old man next to him looked at him lewdly. Although he didn't know him, he was definitely not a bad guy if he could be with Officer Qiao Sen.

"When I passed by a video store, I found this kid stealing something, so I chased him all the way here," Saitama rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly, and explained, "I'm sorry, I made you laugh."

"What's so funny?" Qiao Sen shook his head and retorted with a serious face, "All I see is a noble personality, and he is indeed my friend!"

As he spoke, he put away a brand new "Limiter Fragment" calmly.

Bang Gu also smiled and nodded: "Having the courage to face weirdos is a rare quality. Brother, are you also a hero?"

"Haha, do you think so highly of me?" With the affirmation of the two, Saitama was a little embarrassed, and replied, "To be precise, it should be in the process of training to become a hero, and I am still far behind!"

"Really? You're so humble!" After hearing Saitama's words, Banggu nodded secretly, adding two points to his impression.

However, why does it feel like this kid, like Qiao Sen, has no interest in martial arts...

Thinking of this, the old man was in a good mood and fell into EMO.

Contrary to the old man, Qiao Sen is in a very good mood at the moment.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, another "Limiter Fragment" was put into the card library.

Perfect!

"By the way, Saitama, have you had lunch? If not, let's go together. We are going to my house for a drink."

Qiao Sen asked casually, raising his hand in a drinking gesture.

goodong...

A strange sound sounded in the alley, and the eyes of the three people immediately focused on the source of the sound.

On Saitama's belly.

Element awareness.

Qiao Sen immediately waved his hand to signal Saitama not to say much: "Okay, I understand."

"..." X2

"Well, I accidentally tore my clothes again. I want to go to the clothing store first." Saitama was almost used to Qiao Sen's enthusiasm. The boss is very nice, and sometimes they don’t charge money.”

"Uh……"

Just now Qiao Sen was about to say that you can wear mine first, but then he thought that friends need to be equal, wouldn't blindly giving them become charity?

"Okay then, we'll wait for you at my house, so hurry up."

"Roger that!"

Seeing Saitama run away in a hurry, Qiao Sen glanced at the strange man on the ground and thought for a while: "Mr. Banggu, why don't you contact Lanny to deal with this place, it's not good for a strange man to be left here like this .”