I am Lapland’s rat!

Carvey remembered Mr. Norvath once saying this.

Then, he narrowed his eyes.

"Hey, Kawei, what are you doing?" The poker player shouted in surprise when he saw Kawei walking towards the stairs without saying a word.

"I'm going to see if Albert is really going to the toilet." Kawei waved his hand.

"?"

……

Three minutes later, Wu Xian came back from the vent with Silla's letter to Albert in his mouth.

Lowering his head slightly, Wu Xian was a little surprised by the scene in front of him.

Albert was half taking off his pants, squatting on the pit with his legs spread apart, his buttocks slightly raised, obviously about to do something about the reincarnation of grains.

Wu Xian: "...?"

Hearing the rustling sound, Albert's face twitched, he raised his head and looked into Wu Xian's eyes.

How should he explain to this flying beast that he originally just wanted to open the gate to release water, but suddenly he had an urgent need to relieve himself?

Wu Xian's beard moved.

"Haren, it's moisturized."

Holding the letter in his mouth, he silently retreated from the vent.

"I don't bother, I'm leaving."

Albert: "Hey!"

Chapter 47 I’ll give you a punch!

"There is movement!"

On the second floor of the casino, outside the bathroom door, Kawei was squatting, gently placing his hands on the walls on both sides, and turned his head to listen to the sounds inside.

This funny scene attracted the attention of many gamblers gambling in the hall. Several people simply stopped what they were doing and watched with interest what this well-known connector brother was going to do. .

Carvey knew that if nothing happened tomorrow the streets of the East Side would be full of rumors that he was a gay voyeur obsessed with excrement.

Even though he never paid much attention to such rumors, when he thought about the possible outcome, Kawei couldn't help but wink and let the fat on his face sway.

However, he had already thought about how to deal with it if he really made a mistake... Kawei meant that the rumors about bisexuality were at least better than homosexuality.

Of course, none of this will happen.

When he heard a small sound coming from the bathroom, as if Albert was talking to someone, Kawei's eyes lit up.

"Caught you!"

Sure enough, he was right!Albert, this guy used some method to communicate with his unknown online in the bathroom!Whether he is using a communicator, or has some special method of transmitting sounds from the vents, or there is someone hidden in the bathroom, as long as everyone gets the stolen goods, Kawei will not be a vulgar fat pervert, but He will transform into a great hero who endures humiliation and hardship just to catch the spy!

Thinking of this, and hearing that Albert really seemed to be talking in the bathroom, Kawei stood up, raised his feet without hesitation, and aimed at the fragile door bolt of the bathroom!

His 250 pounds of fat is not for nothing!

boom!

Kawei kicked open the bathroom door!

After a loud noise, smoke and dust fell, and half of the wooden door of the bathroom was broken and fell to the ground.

In the casino, the spectators who were originally prepared to see the joke between Kavi and Albert were all shocked.

no?What is this old boy Kawei going to do?After discovering that his same-sex partner failed to leave a "back door" for him as he wished, he chose to "drive straight in" and was prepared to do something inelegant, polite and inhumane directly in public? !

"Albert! I've caught you!"

Kawei narrowed his eyes slightly to disperse the smoke. He certainly knew what the gamblers in the hall were thinking.

But it doesn't matter, when the matter is over, all those people will come to praise me, Uncle Kawei, for being correct!

"Come out, Albert!" Kavi yelled.

He stopped pretending!

Albert, you have nowhere to run!

The smoke and dust slowly dissipated, and Kawei could clearly see the whole picture in the bathroom.

The red-haired Luper exposed half of his white buttocks and squatted on the toilet, holding a roll of toilet paper in his hand.

His head turned in the direction of Kawei, his eyes widened, and his movements froze in place. It could be seen that he was indeed frightened by the sudden intrusion into the bathroom.When Albert realized that his privacy had been exposed, he was so shy that he could even clearly read the extraordinary confusion on his face.

confused.

Carvey: "..."

The fat on Kawei's face twitched.

Albert: "..."

Albert's eyes blinked, and the expression on his face changed from confusion to fear like a Sichuan opera, and then from fear to an equal proportion of anger.Due to his excessive anger, his expression became calmer and even looked a bit Buddhist.

Kawei coughed lightly: "What the hell... Albert, please listen to my explanation, this is a misunderstanding..."

Albert silently pulled up his trousers slightly, zipped up his trousers while standing up, and buttoned the trousers as quickly as possible.

"Well, how should I put it... I heard voices inside, so I thought something happened to you..." Kawei's face twitched, he took two steps back and smiled bitterly.

"Is that so?" Albert asked calmly, taking two steps out of the bathroom.

"Yes, yes..." Kawei's eyes lit up and he hurriedly replied.

But before he finished speaking, Albert suddenly twisted his waist and exerted force, and gave him a straight right punch to the face!

"I can fuck you!"

This punch stunned Kawei, and his head was like a meeting of the [-] Gray Hall families, whining and screaming.The violent impact caused him to temporarily lose hearing in his ears, and the white noise of tinnitus swirled around his body.

He supported his body unsteadily, unable to say anything. He supported his head with his left hand and managed to stabilize his body, but Albert grabbed his right hand directly.

Left hook!

The side of Kawei's face was visibly dented, and his cervical vertebrae, which were already overwhelmed by his huge head, made a clicking sound due to the tight grip on his arms.Kawei's face was disfigured, nosebleeds kept pouring out of his fat nose, the corners of his eyes were chapped, and the fat all over his body was trembling due to the violent impact.

"You! Die! Dian! Brother!"

Albert roared angrily, let go of Kawei's arm, and threw him to the ground hard. The entire casino seemed to tremble because Kawei touched the ground.

Then, Albert raised his right foot and stepped hard on Kawei's lower abdomen!

"..."

Everyone in the hall was stunned by this scene, and they didn't even have time to applaud or stop Albert.

Needless to say, no one paid much attention to the rat head that emerged from the bathroom vent.

"I'm super, haren."

Wu Xian looked at this scene and his beard trembled.

"Albert is also good at fighting. I feel his physical skills are better than Silla's. He beat this fat, melancholy man weighing more than 200 pounds and was unable to fight back."

To be honest, Wu Xian was so frightened that he broke out in a non-existent cold sweat.

Albert's sudden move to shit was a good move, even a shocking one.

Just because Albert was shitting, Wu Xian, who always felt something strange, did not hand the letter to him immediately, but stood on the vent.

Just when Albert was going all out to get rid of the unclean things before handing over, Kawei just kicked the door open.

Wu Xian, who was standing on the vent, was 120% alert because he was afraid that the exhaust fan would suddenly start spinning, and was always ready to "moisten"!

As soon as Kawei rushed in, Wu Xian quickly ran outside the bathroom and pushed it to the outside of the wall, so that Kawei did not notice him and the letter in his mouth.

"Poor boy."

Wu Xian hid on the vent, looking at Kawei from a distance in the hall who was beaten into a human shape by Albert, and observed three seconds of silence for him.

Only then did someone in the hall come to break up the fight, and Albert stopped and explained what happened to others.

Chapter 48 Ban cheating players!

……

It's night, and the lights are on in the conference room at Saluzzo's headquarters.

Sitting on the edge of the long table, Silla opened the letter in her hand and read it, quite unable to help laughing.

"This kind of thing actually happened."

On the side, Alf, who was using his bulging tendons and belly to crush the frail old round stool, twitched his face:

"What's wrong? Did Little Silver steal Nolfart's pizza?"

"Ah, that's not the case." Siro admired Alf's ability to associate. After thinking for a moment, he briefly explained to Alf what happened in the casino.

"Through Albert's use of the topic, it seems that there is no need to worry about his identity being exposed in the short term." Ciro then concluded, "Afterwards, Albert took Xiaoyin back to his residence and wrote there Xiao Yin brought the letter out."

"No wonder Xiao Yin came back so late." Alf rubbed his temples. He still remembered the dissatisfied expression on the face of Miss Lapland, who had just come to the headquarters to pick up Xiao Yin.

"I guess I can't let Xiao Yin work anymore recently." Silla looked a little regretful.

Hearing Silla's sigh, Alf's mouth moved, but he finally restrained his urge to reveal the fact that "Xiaoyin actually has an informant fee."

……

At the same time, inside Lapland's villa.

The bathroom door on the second floor was half open, the light was on inside, and the sound of running water could be heard.

Wu Xian lay comfortably in the bathtub, letting Lapland gently lather him, and used the shower head to wash away the dust and germs collected from rolling around in the East District during the day.

To be honest, he felt a little uneasy now.

This time he went to the East District to perform a joint mission, which took too long.

It took two or three hours just to find someone, and then he had to watch Albert deal with subsequent people who came to ask about the cause and effect, and even launched an attack to investigate.

If Kawei's perverted behavior hadn't happened in full public view, Albert would have been summoned to the headquarters, instead of being able to go home free at night and write a letter for Wu Xian to take out.

Even so, by the time Wu Xian returned to Saluzzo's headquarters, it was already time for the moon to reach its peak.

It seemed that Wu Xian knew from the look on the face of Lapland who picked him up that the young lady must not be in a good mood right now.

"And the key is... there are no bond points this time!"

Wu Xian made another outstanding contribution to Saluzzo, but the system did not determine that this was an interaction with Lapland!

"Lapland won't be very angry now, will he?"

Wu Xian raised his head and glanced at Lapland, and found that the white girl was just smiling as always, with the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and her eyes a little deep, making it impossible to tell her current mood.

Seeing Wu Xian looking at him, Lapland whispered: "Are you happy today?"

"?"

Wu Xian blinked.What's the meaning?

"If you want to say that the thorns are not exciting, I think the rat is quite exciting and interesting. Playing Infernal Affairs is not like going to an amusement park. Isn't it a bit too much to have fun?"

"Hahaha." Lapland chuckled a few times, "If you feel happy, it doesn't matter."

She stroked the short hair on Wu Xian's back and cooperated with the spray from the shower head, letting the foam and dirty water flow away along the drain in the bathtub:

"Ciro shouldn't see the difficulty of the task at hand and just throw it to you, even if it seems that you are more suitable to complete the task. Although he is very talented and hardworking, sometimes he still lacks a little lesson."

Lapland said lazily and casually: "Xiao Yin, during the recent period, let Ciro handle the informant's affairs by himself."

Wu Xian's beard twitched: "Why do you feel that Shushu and I are like a cheating machine... always cheating will affect the growth of technology, right?"

Having said this, she paused for a moment, then chuckled and said, "Besides, I also hope to see you at home when I come back in the evening."

Lapland didn't say anything after that. After carefully cleaning Wu Xian, he sent Wu Xian back to his Shushu hut. He also washed himself and went back to his house to rest.

In the early morning of the next day, after Lapland took Wu Xian for a run, he went out in style.

Wu Xian was actually sometimes curious about where Lapland went when he went out so frequently. After all, it seemed like Saluzzo didn't get into fights every day.

Rather, if he and Skoni fight every day, Skoni will probably be unable to bear the losses soon, so he will switch sides and surrender with courtesy.