I am Lapland’s rat!
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Rather, compared to Duck Jue, who has a quotation from Success Learning in every three sentences, it is obvious that Emperor is much better at communicating.
Although Wu Xian knew that the emperor was also a living treasure.
"Oh, Xiaoyin, we haven't seen each other for many years." After the emperor drank all the red wine, he smacked his beak and said.
"I feel I should tell you about my additional personal collection and some of the modest achievements I have made during this short period of time."
The emperor looked like he was meeting old friends.
But at this time, a strange and unpleasant voice came from beside Wu Xian:
"What do you mean by some of your achievements? They are just rubbish that you burnt money, rubbish, understand? If you, a loser, give me the money that you squandered for capital operation, Colombia's financial market at this time should It has begun to control the economic lifeline of the entire Terra!"
The emperor suddenly stopped smacking his lips and turned to look to Wu Xian's left side.
There, a duck was sitting on the soft sofa.
Duck Lord leisurely raised his duck webs, leaned his back and neck on the sofa, and hugged his wings to his chest.
"Why are you still here?" the emperor asked sincerely.
"What a joke, can't I be here?" Yajue said wildly, "I was the first one to meet the young man! Without me, the young man would have been brainwashed by the things about Harpokra that you all taught him one by one, and he would have become a A total loser!"
"Look, it didn't take long before you started showing him your latest piece of garbage."
The emperor frowned slightly, and then asked: "Then what do you think we should do?"
"You should show him the garbage you produced before."
Duck Lord held his wings and ordered condescendingly.
……
The Yajue and the Emperor started to quarrel again. Their words made Wu Xian feel a little dizzy, and he felt like he was almost assimilated by them.
Fortunately, Wu Xian has not forgotten the purpose of coming out of the mansion today.
Between Duck Lord and the Emperor, Wu Xian raised his paw, trying to make them stop:
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, look at me, look at me!"
And these two beast masters really gave Wu Xian face. When Wu Xian raised his paw, Duck Lord had already finished his last sentence, snorted disdainfully, and looked at Wu Xian.
The emperor also made a contemptuous snort from his nasal cavity and turned to look at Wu Xian:
"What's wrong, Xiaoyin?"
Wu Xian blinked and wrote on the table:
"What on earth are you talking about about Harpokra?"
Wu Xian actually already roughly understood it from Ya Jue's words.
Once upon a time, there should have been a beast master who looked exactly like him now, and he was friends with the Duck Lord and the Emperor in front of him.
It would be better to say that on this land, before humans were born, these beast masters existed.Their number has not changed, and they will not die. Over the long years, except for those with serious ideological differences, most of them can become friends.
That beast master is called Harpokra.
Harpokra should have fallen asleep or disappeared for some reason many years ago. Lord Duck and the Emperor knew about this.
Therefore, when he, Wu Xian, appeared in Colombia again, Yajue found him.
Compared to the Emperor who speaks his mind directly, Lord Duck has a very special brain circuit.It seemed that after he saw at a glance that Wu Xian had no memory of "Harpokhara", he chose to treat Wu Xian as a brand new beast master and began to communicate with Wu Xian.
This is why Ya Jue originally said "first meeting" and called Wu Xian "young man" from the first sentence.
Wu Xian still remembers that after he wrote to Ya Jue, Ya Jue touched his chin with his wings and asked, "You still can't speak?".
Now it seems that the tone in which Ya Jue said that sentence was not referring to Wu Xian's time to speak, but to the fact that Harpokra could not speak before, but after being reborn once, he still could not speak. say!
……
Compared with Duck Lord, the Emperor is relatively ordinary. He must regard Harpokra and Wu Xian in front of him as the same beast master.
Facing the question Wu Xian wrote on the table, the emperor touched the penguin's chin with his side fin, and the answer was almost the same as Wu Xian imagined:
"Anyway, you tried to commit suicide, but you probably didn't succeed."
"But now it seems that if you can't remember the previous memory, then your suicide is half successful."
Chapter 13 Mysterious Clouds
Later, the emperor told Wu Xian something about Harpokra.
There is no need to say much about Harpokra's appearance. Among the beast owners, he is also the smallest one.In human society, Harpokra is often mistaken for ordinary mole beasts.
This Zarak beast owner has a gentle personality and does not like to express his opinions or thoughts. Because he cannot speak, he rarely expresses his opinions during meetings between beast owners. He will only use his claws to express his opinions when forced to do so. Write down a few words of opinion, and then return to silence.
Therefore, although the emperor is very familiar with Harpokra over a long period of time, this penguin also said that not only him, but almost no beast owner has figured out why Harpokra wanted to commit suicide and how. To commit suicide.
In the Emperor's understanding, Harpokra's ability is to control "emotions" and "perceptions".Halpokra can make a whole moving city laugh at the same time, and can pass through a public meeting place without anyone noticing.
He is a master of stealth.In the past, some beast owners who wanted to observe humans but did not want to reveal their traces usually asked Halpokra, so that they could watch how human civilization developed up close without interfering in the historical process at all.
And precisely because of this, Harpokra is very popular.
This little silver-gray creature undoubtedly has no enemies among beast owners or humans.
But, one day——
When one of the beast owners went to find Harpokra, he found this line of writing left on the stone slab of Harpokra's permanent residence.
"Farewell, I'm going to try to find death."
——Just like that, Halpokra completely disappeared.
……
"Harpokra is a complete loser!"
When the emperor said this, Ya Jue next to Wu Xian started to talk nonsense again.
"Great Emperor, you are saying all this just to confuse the young man. I can't let you succeed. The young man is a sober, intelligent and rational successful person. How can you compare him with a loser like Harpokra?"
Duck Lord's words interrupted the emperor's narration. The emperor looked at Duck Lord dissatisfied and shouted:
"Duck Lord, you are the one who deceived the rat's heart! Although Harpokra may really be dead, how can you just cut off the connection between the current Xiaoyin and the previous Harpokra? I Look, you just want Xiaoyin to work for your so-called commercial duck country!"
"—"
Strangely, just when the emperor said these words, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became quiet.
Wu Xian: "?"
Wu Xian was ready to continue listening to the quarrel between the emperor and Ya Jue, but at this time, Ya Jue did not immediately refute the emperor's words!
Wu Xian turned to look at Ya Jue and saw that Ya Jue, who was originally shaking his neck flatly, was now slightly stiff with his long neck.
Duck Lord himself was silent for a second at the same time, as if the emperor had spoken his mind.
"I'm super?"
"Yuck Lord, you're such a black-hearted old duck, you're not really planning to let me, Shushu, work for you, are you?"
Wu Xian looked at Ya Jue and couldn't help but shake his beard——
Could it be that the house that Yajue beautiful duck designed collapsed today?
Seemingly noticing Wu Xian's suspicious eyes, Duck Jue immediately became nervous. The duck in a small suit trembled exaggeratedly, then stretched its neck hard, stretched its neck and shouted loudly:
"Great Emperor, you are so bloody!"
"How could I possibly want the boy to use his ability to brainwash the whole of Colombia and make everyone like drinking cara-cola instead of those other brand-name sodas!"
But Yajue didn't seem to realize that he had already stated his purpose. The Emperor suddenly spread his fins, like a star embracing the audience under the spotlight:
"Haha, look everyone, our big black-hearted capitalist has exposed his evil plan!"
"You actually want everyone in Colombia to drink pot water? Lord Duck, it's time for you to wake up. Bascola is the god of gods!"
"Nonsense!" Yajue shouted, "I don't admit it, that's a toilet cleaning spirit!"
……
Wu Xian: "...?"
Could it be that their relationship is not bad?
……
……
Wu Xian felt that it was impossible to have a good conversation with Ya Jue by his side. The topic about Harpokra had just been brought to the right track when Ya Jue single-handedly diverted it away.
The emperor, who seemed to be more serious, was also very interested in the quarrel. The two beast owners kept arguing with each other, making the other customers in the bar unable to drink in peace. They wanted to stop them but were told Each of these two people has the financial resources to buy thousands of bars, so they have to be angry and helpless on the outside.
Fortunately, after a while, an outside force came to put an end to the endless quarrel.
Duck Lord suddenly said that he had an urgent meeting to attend to. After cursing the Emperor at the end, he quickly ran away with his suitcase and disappeared at the door of the bar.
This tactic of breaking away caused the emperor to curse.
"...this duck!"
Wu Xian, who was squatting on the table, blinked and looked back at the door of the bar, where Ya Jue had disappeared, and then at the emperor wearing a knitted hat and cultural shirt in front of him.
"Alright alright."
As if he understood what Wu Xian was thinking, the penguin in front of him calmed down.He stroked his chin with his black side fins - just below his beak, and then said:
"Xiao Yin, you should really want to know more about Harpokra. However, I only know so much about my old friend."
"Zhushu, I guessed it too."
Wu Xian swung his tail and did not feel frustrated.
To be honest, if this was in a novel, maybe he wanted to know his life experience, and he had to go through a series of adventures and defeat various enemies, and finally learned about his past and present life from the boss.
But now, he just called a friend, and another friend came.The two beast masters glanced at each other and told Wu Xian everything they needed to tell Wu Xian without saying any riddles.
Now, after hearing about the silver Zalak beast master who had exactly the same appearance and abilities as himself, Wu Xian was not so much excited as he felt a little bit of relief, emptiness and a little confused.
It's like looking at the ceiling during the Sage's Hour.
The Emperor was also very spiritual. He felt that Wu Xian was a little confused, so he said "Hey" in a rock-like style and said:
"Dude, so why don't you come and see my personal collection and concert tapes? This will definitely get you high!"
“It doesn’t matter what the past was like, the important thing is to enjoy the present!”
Chapter 14 This Life
Wu Xian: "Well..."
He squatted on the table under the light and wagged his tail.
He felt the emperor's mood.
The emperor probably felt that Wu Xian, as an ignorant new soul, suddenly heard news about his past life after adapting to the body of the beast master, and was confused because he didn't know what to do.
That's why the Emperor wanted Wu Xian to "rock out" with him, to feel the beauty of the moment and relax.
but……
The reason why Wu Xian was feeling emotional at this moment was not what the Emperor imagined.
He just felt—
"Zhushu, I have spent so much effort adapting to life as a Shushu, but now you tell me, I really have such a great background?"
Wu Xian has always been optimistic.
Therefore, he doesn't recall those days when he first traveled through time.
Before he had established his identity as a rat—no, as a rat, and before he met Awang, what kind of mental state was he spending his time in?
Just imagine, when you wake up and find that you have become a mouse living in a garbage dump, without any superpowers, and the only way to make a living is to steal human things or dig through garbage to eat, will you suddenly feel that ——
"Ah, great, this is the world of Arknights, I can finally be Lapland's Rat!"?
People always say that time travel is something that seems beautiful but is actually painful.Although people who time travel are always the protagonists in novels, it is natural for them to complain about backward sanitary facilities, non-existent mobile phones and other electronic products, and backward entertainment methods.
And what if you don't even have a human body, and all the desires and needs that you can naturally satisfy as a human are now disillusioned, but you can still feel their existence and feel tortured by it?
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