I am Lapland’s rat!

"Yeah, I'm already taking a shower. Do you want to come in and take a look?"

Outside the door, Texas: "?"

Texas' body froze outside the door.

Pupil earthquake.

"This guy Lapland talks so much to me and always tries to attract my attention. Could it be because..."

Don't dare to think. Don't dare to think.

At this moment, Texas suddenly began to consider whether he should find a way to rent a house by himself, even if it meant writing a letter to ask his father or grandfather to send some money.

"...So Syracuse is really a strange place! Can you be so free as the heir of a family?"

While complaining in his mind, Texas silently returned to the room holding his clothes, and decided to wait for Lapland to go to bed before taking a shower.

On the first day of living together, Texas had a misunderstanding.

In the bathroom, Wu Xian: "..."

Laplande: "..."

After rubbing it twice more, Lapland suddenly said: "Did she misunderstand?"

Wu Xian shook his tail.

Lapland smiled: "Forget it, it's quite interesting."

"You know what? Xiao Yin. Although her expression has almost not changed in Texas, just pay attention to her eyes..."

Wu Xian: "..."

"Squirrel, I think this is your talent, not Texas's weakness."

……

In the next few days, life in the villa became a lot more interesting.

As usual, Lapland would still take Wu Xian for a run every morning.

Wu Xian's mentality also changed from stern rejection to resignation, and then from resignation to getting used to it.

Sometimes he felt like he was being unknowingly taken over by the bad woman Lapland. How could he get used to something as tiring as running?

He is not a real fighting rat. Wu Xian, who has a clear self-awareness, obviously just wants to catch a fish and watch a good show every day.

However, Wu Xian was indeed used to it. He was so used to it that even if Lapland didn't even bring a knife, he could use "Run" after hypnotizing himself, consuming all his energy to finish the last leg of the race.

Of course, Texas was very curious about Lapland and Wu Xian's morning exercise. When she followed a man and a mouse out for the first time, she was frightened by Wu Xian who suddenly accelerated.

Only now did she finally confirm that the flying beast that led them to Norvat on the morning of the Eastern District Raid was really Wu Xian.

But confirming this was of no use. After all, Texas found that she could not ask Wu Xian to do anything. Wu Xian only listened to Lapland most of the time.

……

In addition, at other times of the day, Lapland often took Texas to Saluzzo's headquarters, which was considered to be in compliance with Alberto's request to let Texas see Syracuse. Family order.

However, due to some reasons in the past few days, Texas never talked to Lapland on topics other than family affairs, probably because he was not mentally prepared yet.

Wu Xian followed Shuanglang to the headquarters a few times before losing interest in continuing. After all, Saluzzo had just begun to take over the East District, and Lapland's daily task was to stay in the organized reception room and interact with various people. Chatting, talking, and negotiating.

On this day, Wu Xian woke up from Shushu's hut and looked at the scenery outside.

It was noon at this time, so I went back to the cage and slept until I woke up naturally, which was just the right amount of comfort.

"Huh?" Wu Xian blinked and saw Lapland sitting on the sofa in the living room reading a book.

"Good afternoon, Xiaoyin." Lapland raised his head and smiled: "I have set a rest day for myself."

Chapter 86 Grammar-study Shushu!

Lapland was still at home at this time, which was indeed quite novel.

On weekdays, Wu Xian's lunch is either packed and brought to the villa by the diligent Duccio, or he is already at the headquarters in Saluzzo and can eat at Alf's fast food.

From here we can see how rare it is for Lapland to be home at noon.

Stretching out his paws and rubbing his eyes, Wu Xian stretched out on the edge of the wooden floor of the cabin, then looked up at Lapland.

Lapland was wearing casual clothes today, with dark uncensored trousers on the lower body. He crossed his feet on the sofa to reveal half of his smooth ankles. The upper body was covered with a blue and white striped woolen sweater, which was smooth. Her white hair spread out behind her back.

The corners of the cardigan are a little loose, but they complement each other perfectly with the trousers to highlight the relaxed girlish look.

There was a book spread out on Lapland's lap, and Wu Xian discovered that Lapland and Texas seemed to be reading in the same posture.

"It's so cute to pull a dog!" Wu Xian winked.

If he could talk, he would be praised as "cute" more than 100 times.

The main reason is that Lapland rarely wears casual clothes, and he doesn’t have much to wear on weekdays. He only wears sports/combat uniforms, dresses and suits. Thanks to the good tailors hired by Saluzzo, the materials are all high-end. Excellent product, Lapland can look so good when worn.

Today was the first time Lapland wore winter clothes this year, which immediately gave Wu Xian a refreshing feeling.

It’s also the season.

Lapland waved to Wu Xian, and Wu Xian jumped down from the Shushu hut, ran on the floor for a while, then jumped on the sofa, and stepped on the cushions to Lapland's side.

Lapland didn't say anything, so Wu Xian looked up at the cover of the book.

It was still a large piece of art with incomprehensible text, but the tempting fried pork chop on the cover told Wu Xian that it was the Syracuse cookbook from last time.

Wu Xian blinked: "Lapland is actually reading the recipe?"

"Let Shushu show me what dishes our master wants to learn as a return gift for little Angelina."

He gathered some strength, jumped off the sofa cushion, and successfully jumped onto the middle of the books spread out on Lapland's lap.

Although Lapland noticed Wu Xian's behavior, he did not stop him and let Wu Xian see the contents of the book.

Naturally, Wu Xian couldn't understand the densely packed small characters with numerical dots. But fortunately, this book was a cookbook, and the loose layout made it possible to use large-format illustrations.

On the unfolded page, Wu Xian saw a photo of a whisk stirring in a bowl, and a photo of a certain cheese mixture being heated over water.

"what is this?"

Wu Xian was a little confused, so he walked to the right side of the page and flicked the pages with his paws.

There was a trace of interest in Lapland's eyes, and he reached out his hand knowingly and turned the recipe to the next page.

Ah, this time Wu Xian saw the half-finished picture he wanted to see.

In a square glass container, finger biscuits and cheese mixture are arranged in layers. The finger biscuits become moist due to being soaked in coffee wine, and the color turns dark brown.

Tiramisu!

He will answer this question.

Since Wu Xian was adopted by Lapland, he can often see tiramisu in desserts after meals.He was already very familiar with the appearance of this popular snack.

Just as Wu Xian was pressing the picture of the glass container with his paw, thinking about how Lapland would make snacks later, Lapland suddenly reached out and touched Wu Xian's head with his fingertips.

Wu Xian turned around: "?"

Lapland smiled curiously and said, "Xiao Yin, can you understand these words?"

Wu Xian blinked: "No, I can't understand. Shushu, I am the king of 2345."

"..." Lapland tilted his head cutely, a little confused.

"Can not read it?"

Wu Xian wagged his tail.

Lapland looked thoughtfully at Wu Xian's little eyes.

"You can understand what we are saying, but you can't read the words?"

Wu Xian looked up at Lapland, always feeling that Lapland's eyes were meaningful.

He had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

This feeling of déjà vu... always feels bad.Where have you seen it?

Just when Wu Xian started racking his brains to remember, he heard Lapland suddenly chuckle and said:

"Some linguists have studied that in the corresponding language environment, compared with those who have no foundation in listening and speaking, the former can learn characters and grammar several times more efficiently than the latter."

Wu Xian: "?"

Damn, he remembered!

They were also reading a book together with their dog, and they were also talking about Wu Xian's personal abilities!

——But it’s too late!

Lapland smiled and said softly, as if a devil was whispering in Wu Xian's ear: "Xiao Yin, if you study grammar under my guidance, you will definitely be able to learn most common words in a short time. If this continues One day, you can use this advantage to survive on a bigger stage."

Wu Xian: "???"

Wu Xian instinctively wanted to jump off the book, but the result was similar to picking up flowers in the morning and evening——

Lapland, who had quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed Destiny by the scruff of his neck and picked him up.

Ah, the familiar feeling of weightlessness.

"Honestly, it's been a long time since I've been carried like this. I actually miss Shushu."

"——But Shushu, I don't want this kind of nostalgia at all!"

Sad, powerless, ready to cry without tears.

I saw Lapland put the book aside, carrying Wu Xian, and said to Wu Xian with a smile: "Xiao Yin, don't always refuse like this. You should also realize the benefits of exercising every day, right? ?”

"That's what I say -" Wu Xian struggled on his short legs, "But I just need to be a rat that eats and waits to die!"

"What's the use of learning to read? Are you going to college?"

"That's good." Lapland's eyes lit up, as if he had a good idea: "If you don't complete the corresponding literacy homework every day, then that night, you can only eat bread for dinner. Xiaoyin ,what do you think?"

Wu Xian: "?"

"How can a 37-degree mouth say such words that chill Shushu's heart? Although Shushu, I am not a human being, but you... you seem to be a real bitch."

"I was just thinking that compared to positive incentives, negative punishment seems to be more useful to you." Lapland said with a smile on his face.

Wu Xian's beard trembled.

Not giving rat food to rats is considered a sign of mercy, right?

"I can't stand it anymore!"

Wu Xian didn't even need to use "urgent" because Lapland was not in a hurry at all.

But there is still a great sense of panic.

"Haren, don't say goodbye, I've moisturized Shushu!"

Moisturized!

Wu Xian suddenly broke free from Laplande's hand, and then narrowly avoided Laplande's other hand that was quickly grabbed in the slowed-down world!

Lapland's reaction speed and shooting speed were almost comparable to Dan Brown's, but with experience in dealing with Dan Brown, Wu Xian successfully evaded Lapland's grasp!

Moisturized!

……

"Aha……"

Texas came back from shopping, holding a plastic bag in one hand and opening the door with a key.

The scene behind the door made her a little dazed——

Lapland was sitting on the edge of the coffee table. There was a dictionary spread out on the table, and she was picking at the pages next to the dictionary. Xiao Yin, who looked a little aggrieved, kept repeating the most basic morphemes in the Syracusean language. .

Texas: "...?"

Chapter 87 I was so frightened!

"...Are you teaching it grammar?"

"Don't you think it's surprising that since Xiao Yin can understand what we say, he has the potential to read?" Lapland touched Wu Xian's head and closed the dictionary.