Wanjie Editing, starting inventory of full-level human cubs

Forget about not mentioning achievements,

I work overtime when others are on vacation.

The mortgage has not been paid off.

Buy your own insurance,

Fortunately, I don't have to pay parking fees.

Because I can't afford a car at all,

Ha ha……"

Wuming broke into a cold sweat out of embarrassment,

"Why are you complaining all of a sudden?"

Then Wuming looked at the people on the screen carefully,

"Well...this is Newton!"

Wuming was shocked the next second.

The little King Kong on vacation slipped into the space in the screen,

Replace the apples you were about to smash with durians.

Wuming's eyes widened and his mouth couldn't be any bigger.

“Why did you change it to durian?!

Will Newton be smashed to death? ! ! "

Time Chicken replied seriously,

"This man is not Newton;

It's Marton!

If it were an apple that fell,

This guy would have proposed the law of universal gravitation one day earlier than Newton.

This led to Steve Jobs releasing the iPhone ten years ahead of schedule.

This will trigger a world economic crisis! ”.

Chapter 342 A chicken that speaks Hokkien!Time and space are in chaos!

Wuming started to complain crazily,

"It's only one day early,

It doesn’t have such a big impact! "

Time Chicken looked at Wuming in front of him angrily,

"what?

Smiley Man (Young Man)

Do you understand the butterfly effect?

Time cannot be changed at will!

Time is this thing,

A small mistake,

It will bring unexpected changes! "

After some debate,

Wuming began to impress the Time Chicken and let the Time Chicken send him back to before the destruction of the earth.

After nameless hard work and brainwashing,

Time Chicken finally agreed and was very supportive of the matter.

"Smiley Man! (Young Man)

Become an outstanding hero! "

With the help of the time "One-One-Three" Light Chicken, Wuming traveled to before the destruction of the earth.

Due to changes in time,

Naturally, the unknown destruction of the earth never happened.

And Wuming directly became the king of defeating birds and shit,

A hero surrounded by stars,

People throw their nameless names into the air and cheer,

"Hero! Hero!"

Wuming pinched himself and thought he was still dreaming.

"I...I'm a hero?!

I am a hero! ! ! "

the other side,

The king turns into a fly and sneaks into the narrow space of time.

He looked at the nameless world with disdain,

"Foolish humans,

You are too happy!

I saw everything when the chicken was being operated just now.

I said!

I will definitely take revenge! "

Time Chicken picked up the mosquito swatter and swatted the King of Birds with a look of disgust.

"Where did the flies come in?"

I patted the Time Chicken and found that the fly was not dead yet.

I took several more shots in succession,

The king really can't stand the bird anymore.

"I'm not a fly!

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm..."

It's not over yet,

The chicken of time takes another shot,

The King of Birds of a Feather smashed the mosquito swatter into pieces with one powerful blow.

"I said that!

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm..."

Time Chicken directly took out the insecticide and sprayed it wildly.

For this kind of magic damage,

There is nothing the King can do about it.

You can only turn on the chat mode.

"enough,

Stop spraying,

stop

I already told you that I am not a fly!

You flightless fowl! "

Shijiro got angry when he heard the word poultry.

"It doesn't matter if you say I can't fly,

But Lin Bei (your dad), I grew up on the grassland,

When thirsty, drink dew,

Eat grasshoppers when you are hungry,

poultry? !

Not all chickens are called time chickens! "

The chicken of time begins to peck at the king who doesn’t poop,

“I poke!

I poke!

I poke, poke, poke! ! ! "

And the King of Birds of a Feather happened to be standing on the control panel,

Various worlds are put into the nameless world of complaints,

During the interview, Wuming was trampled to pieces by a sudden mammoth.

At this time, the time controller began to sound an alarm,

"Wormhole warning...Wormhole warning!"

In the world of nameless complaints, more and more things that do not belong to this world appear.

Two men with shaved heads hugged each other and trembled.

"Brother Huo..."

"Brother Huang, I'm so scared!"

The huge string of stars passed behind them,

Countless buildings were trampled and destroyed.

the other side,

The King of Birds is still having fun with his mouth after all his energy has been exhausted.

"I will definitely seek revenge on you,

You poultry! "

The Time Chicken has no time to care about the alarm from the machine. He only cares about the pecking bird and not the pooping king.

“I poke!

I poke!

I poke, poke, poke! ! ! "

……

In the world of One Piece,

Luffy looked at the chicken on the screen and fell into deep thought.

“Do I think I’ve seen this chicken before?!

It clearly feels like he is very strong!

Why can't I remember it? "

Nami hit Luffy on the head with a frying pan.

"How could you have seen it!

Tell the truth!