About the brave man who became a thousand-year-old potato and ended up destroying the world

About the story of a brave man who worked as a potato for thousands of years and ended up destroying the world. Author: A-Ze

Liu Ji was summoned to another world as a hero.

But his luck didn't seem to be very good, and he ended up in the uninhabited wilderness.

Having no ability to survive in the wild, he turned into a potato plant in order to survive.

A potato growing in the wild.

While performing photosynthesis every day, it absorbs nutrients from the earth.

Absorb the aura of heaven and earth and gather the essence of all things.

Then, it stayed in the soil like this for thousands of years.

In the end, because there were no brave men, this unfortunate world came to an end smoothly.

Extra: Yayin’s first home tutoring class

Front row reminder: This chapter is an extra chapter and has almost no connection with the main story. The character's personality will be slightly different due to different experiences, and the author will most likely let himself go throughout the whole process. Brothers with limited mental endurance, please watch at your own discretion!

Today is Yayin's first day as a private tutor.

As a college student who is only 1.4 meters tall, Yayin has always been treated as a child by her classmates and friends.

This feeling……

Well, it's pretty good. After all, I can get a lot of snacks and always receive some extra care.

When I bring meals to the dormitory, I always get children's meals.

But anyway!

Today is different!

From today on, Yayin is an officially employed private tutor!

When she thought that students would call her "teacher" one after another in the future, Yayin unconsciously puffed up her gummy bear, no, her chest.

It feels like there is wind when I walk!

At least, that's what Yayin thought on the way to the student's home...

but……

"Hello, my name is Liu Ji."

A brief self-introduction was written in gel pen on the smooth whiteboard, and the person holding the whiteboard...

Yayin closed her eyes, then opened them again as if to open her Sharingan, and looked at the object holding the whiteboard.

Ok……

yellow.

chubby.

It's still numb on top.

No matter how you look at it, this is just a bunch of potatoes.

"What the hell, why would a bunch of potatoes hire a tutor?" Yayin held her head in disbelief.

Are you insane?

Can potatoes move?Can you still write?Will you also hire a tutor?Is this reasonable?

Wait, I seem to have seen the news on the news before that some vegetables became sperm due to the influence of nuclear radiation. Is this a surprise to me?

Just when Yayin was thinking wildly, the potato turned to look at her, then put down the whiteboard and wrote a new string of content on it: "What's wrong, teacher? Are you feeling uncomfortable in any way?"

Yayin looked at the string of words and was stunned for a moment, then quickly put on a business smile: "Ah, no, no, nothing, I'm fine..."

As she spoke, her eyes drifted to the whiteboard unconsciously.

teacher……

Although he is a potato, the other party really called me teacher...

It feels good, too?

Anyway, it’s a job, as long as you have money to get it, it doesn’t matter what kind of student you are!

Thinking of this, Yayin cleared her throat, sat up straighter, and asked with a smile: "Well, student Liu Ji, right? So which subject do you want to tutor?"

When the potato heard this, he quickly put down the board, quickly erased the content on it, and wrote two big words:

"magic!"

Yayin's smile froze on her face.

"Magic...magic?" she asked tremblingly, "This, isn't..."

Seeing Yayin's hesitation, the potato thought for a moment, put the board down again, and added a few words:

"You can also cultivate immortality!"

Yayin blinked her eyes, rubbed her temples with her hands, pondered for a moment, and asked tentatively: "This, classmate Liu Ji, where did you learn about this magic and cultivating immortality?"

The potato blinked and reached behind his back. He pulled out a mobile phone from somewhere and held it up in front of Yayin.

I saw only five big characters on the phone.

"Hedgehog Cat Reading".

Yayin slapped herself on the forehead.

Who read the novel to this potato?

Just when Yayin was thinking this, there was a knock on the door.

"Teacher Yayin? I've stopped drinking tea. Can you come in?"

"Ah! Of course, please come in!" Ya Yin said quickly.

With a click, the door opened, and a giant green bear appeared at the door of the room.

"Oh, hello, teacher, this is tea," the giant bear said in human words, pushing in a dinner plate with its fluffy bear paws, with a cup of lemon black tea on it.

At that time, Yayin's whole body was petrified on the spot.

What is this! ?

A bear exposed to nuclear radiation? ?

Seeing that Yayin didn't respond for a long time, the giant bear was a little confused, tilted his head and asked: "Teacher, what's wrong with you? Is it my son who is causing you trouble?"

As soon as she heard the word "teacher", Yayin immediately came back to her senses, smiled, shook her head, waved her hands and said, "Ah no! No, no! He is very well-behaved!"

"Yes! I'm very good!"

Tudou also raised a sign in protest.

"Ah, that was my misunderstanding. I'm sorry, teacher," the giant bear said, retracting his paw, "Then I won't disturb you, come on."

With that said, the giant bear closed the door and left.

Looking at the closed door, Yayin was stunned for a while before bringing over the cup of lemon black tea.

Take a sip.

Well, just normal lemon black tea.

Hell, it's probably the only normal thing in this house.

Just when Yayin was stunned, she felt something poke her leg.

She looked down and found that the potato had come to her side at some point, holding the sign in his hand high.

The sign read: "Teacher, can't I learn magic?"

"Well, ha, how should I put it?" Yayin smiled, just about to explain to Tudou that there is actually no magic in this world.

There is no cultivation.

Not even Ultraman...

However, looking at the round little eyes of the potato and the bright word "teacher" on the sign, I didn't know why I couldn't say the words when it came to my mouth.

"By the way, he's just a piece of potato," Yain suddenly thought.

If he were a person, as a teacher, of course he should tell him that there is no magic in this world, and he should learn foreign languages ​​now, but...

He is just a piece of potato!

If it's just a pile of potatoes...even if you really learn "magic", maybe it won't matter, right?

After swallowing, Yayin actually said, "Then... how could it be possible? You want to learn magic, right? Let's learn magic today... Well, let me think about it. Let's learn it first." A fire magic, what do you think?"

"I'll look for it, I remembered to bring a magnifying glass..."

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Coming out of the door of the unit building, Yayin let out a long sigh.

She never expected that on her first day as a tutor, she would actually teach students "magic" for a whole day.

It made her feel as if she had been a liar all day long.

"Ha...otherwise, let's find another family to teach her," Ya Yin thought unconsciously.

Although the other party is just a pile of potatoes, teaching the other party magic that does not exist is really...

tsk...

Thinking of this, Yayin sighed again.

At this moment, Yayin suddenly heard rhythmic knocking coming from the upstairs behind her.

She looked up and found that the potato was standing on the balcony waving to her.

In the potato's hand, he was holding a magnifying glass in one hand and a piece of white paper with a hole burned out in the other hand.

He waved the white paper in his hand with excitement on his face, as if he was showing off his "magic" learning results.

Ya Yin looked at his happy look, and for some reason, she also laughed unconsciously.

She suddenly felt that teaching "magic" wasn't that bad after all...

Maybe I don't have to worry about teaching him the wrong way at all. As long as he grows up, he will naturally understand that magic does not actually exist.

But this memory of learning magic...

She looked at the smile on Tudou's face.

"Well, okay, let's finish the semester first," she thought, and waved to the potato.

"Then see you next time in class, Little Potato, let me think about what other 'magic' I can teach you..."

1.Why did it become a potato?

Liu Ji turned into a potato.

Here's the thing.

Liu Ji was once an ordinary college student. Due to the inhuman torture of the advanced mathematics exam, he fell into a trance on the way to find food outside the school. A large delivery truck from another world successfully picked up the order and sent him away directly.

Then Liu Ji was sent to another world.

When he first arrived in another world, he was not actually a potato.

At that time, he was still a human being, even though he was an unlucky guy living in the wilderness.

Normally, when traveling to another world, one should either end up on the edge of a village or a town, or end up in some ghostly place like a monster's lair, or be directly summoned as a hero, but Liu Ji does not belong to any of the above. In this case, he simply fell into the wilderness.

At that time, Liu Ji didn't realize that he had fallen into a different world. Although he didn't know what happened, he started looking for the sound of water based on the sound. He planned to go downstream along the stream, maybe he could encounter it. There are villages and towns.

After all, humans have always tended to develop settlements near water sources.

But Liu Ji forgot one thing.