About the brave man who became a thousand-year-old potato and ended up destroying the world

but.

In his opinion, swinging a sword at the man with gray-white skin was tantamount to jumping into an abyss.

And when he returns to the royal city, the king will definitely crush his head.

How to do?

What should he do?

escape?

No, there is no escape.

The king is heaven!The king is the world!The King is everywhere!The king is omnipotent!

He can't escape!

He will definitely be found by the king, and his fragile skull will be smashed bit by bit.

But he wants to live.

Not for the king, just for himself...

"Snapped!"

Without warning, the black-armored knight's head exploded.

Like a firecracker with the last fuse ignited, it exploded into bloody flowers all over the sky.

With a "pop" sound, the headless corpse knelt on the ground in the direction of the royal city, its upper body fell down, and kowtowed for the last time in his life.

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In the distant royal city, the tyrant who was taking a nap on the throne opened his eyes.

He felt that one of his inferior generals had just lost his life.

And in the last moments of his life, the emotion he conveyed was endless fear.

To be honest, this is quite rare.

Ever since Rhine, the last great mystic master in the world, died at his own hands, it had been a long time since there had been an existence that could make his generals fearful.

"That desert that separates the continent? Ha, it's interesting. I'll go and see it myself later," the tyrant thought and closed his eyes.

Having just finished running the deep-sea marathon that had lasted for 200 years, it was time for him to take a break and take a nap.

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In the living room of the ancient desert city.

Mowente's injury seemed to be almost healed, and he was chatting with Callidora about his experiences along the way.

Jilunini sat on Osa's lap, stroking the cat hair on his face while talking to Osa.

Ao Sa didn't care, just let her do it.

Yayin leaned against the window, looking at the city outside and thinking about something alone. She held a cup of shaved ice in her hand and put spoonfuls of it in her mouth.

As for Liu Ji, he was sitting in front of the mass, staring at him.

He has just introduced himself to everyone and introduced the situation here. At first listening to his introduction, Liu Ji didn't notice anything wrong, but then he suddenly realized a problem.

He could actually understand what this man was saying!

And he was very sure that this man was not speaking any language that he knew, but listening to him was like having subtitles, he could understand it.

Hell.

Mass was also staring at Liu Ji. He always felt that there was something familiar about this person, but he just couldn't remember what it was.

Liu Ji was silent for a moment and tried to ask in Chinese: "Um, hello, can you understand what I'm saying?"

"Huh?" Hearing Liu Ji speak, Mass suddenly showed a surprised expression.

He has never heard of Liu Ji's language!

No, it's not a problem that he has never heard before. This way of pronunciation does not fit any language in this world. He is [-]% sure that this is not a language in this world at all!

Suddenly, he realized where his sense of familiarity came from...

"Uh, you really don't understand?" Seeing that the mass didn't respond, Liu Ji subconsciously thought that he didn't understand the mass, so he quickly said sorry in a mantra.

"Ah, no, wait, you don't have to say incantations," Mass waved his hand, "I can understand what you are saying."

"Eh?!" Liu Ji was startled, then his eyes lit up and he said in surprise, "Eh?! Can you understand? Do you know Chinese?"

"Oh, this language is called Chinese, right? It's a pity that actually I don't know it," Mia spread his hands, "But even if I don't know it, I can still understand it, and I can even make you think that what I'm saying is Chinese."

"Eh...it can still be like this. This is amazing," Liu Ji was a little surprised.

"No, compared to me, maybe you are more magical," Mass rubbed his temples and licked his lips, and then it was exactly as he said. Liu Ji clearly heard him say in Chinese, "You...should be a Are you a brave person?"

"Ah?" Liu Ji was stunned, tilted his head, and asked doubtfully, "yong...swimmer? Well, I can swim, is this what you're talking about?"

"No, no, no, uh, let me put it another way," Mass continued in Chinese, "First of all, you should be from another world, right?"

Liu Ji was startled and subconsciously thought, "How does he know?"

But he realized it in the next second. He spoke a language that was not available in the whole world, and was heard by someone who could understand any language. If there were similar precedents in the past, it would be natural for him to be guessed. .

Seeing Liu Ji's dull reaction, Miss smiled and said, "It seems I was right... By the way, in your original world, there should be stories about brave men saving the world, right?"

"Ah, yes, there are quite a few," Liu Ji nodded, "Even the devils in the recent stories are either lolita or big boob girls...wait, brave man? Are you talking about me?"

"Yes, that's you," Mass said with a subtle expression, "And...you seem to have retired?"

33. What? I lost my halo by being a potato to the protagonist?

Yayin was a little surprised. Others present may not have noticed, but she, who had been observing the surrounding environment, noticed that Liu Ji was actually chatting with Mass.

Moreover, the two people chatted using the same language that they had never heard of.

But it makes sense to think about it. Liu Ji belongs to the people on the other side of the desert. It makes sense that there are people here who speak the same language as him.

Seeing Liu Ji and Miss chatting one sentence after another, Ya Yin unconsciously hugged her knees and huddled on the chair.

I don’t know why, but I feel quite uncomfortable...

Thinking about it, Liu Ji had only known them for more than a week. She didn't even know Liu Ji's name. She just went to teach Liu Ji mantras and wanted to be his teacher.

After all, she did this just to recall her past.

Sometimes she thought that Liu Ji might not need to learn any magic at all.

He can turn into a potato, a giant bear, or even...

If she read it correctly, Liu Ji seemed to have turned into an elemental elf for a moment before.

This kind of ability has never been heard of by her. Even the druid who is proud of his form changes is not as outrageous as him.

With such an ability, it felt like there was no need to learn any magic at all. Perhaps the reason why he learned spells was really just to talk to them.

So now that he has found another person with whom he can communicate directly, will he still be willing to learn spells?

Yayin sighed. It would have been a joy to reunite with her companions, but she just felt a little...

"Tsk, no, I was thinking about something random," Ayin sighed.

It would be best if Liu Ji was willing to follow them, but if Liu Ji decided to leave on her own, there was no reason for her to stop him.

If such a day comes, then she can just accept individual students in the future.

What a big deal.

The top priority now is to find a way to gather all the separated companions, cross the desert, open up new land, and continue practicing and researching.

And then one day...

"Crunch"!

Yayin took a hard bite of the shaved ice.

She looked out the window into the distance...

Over there, she had someone to kill.

Even if it costs her life, she will kill her.

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"I am... a brave man?" Liu Ji looked at the mass in astonishment.

"Well," Mass nodded, "To be precise, he is a retired warrior."

"Uh..." Liu Ji blinked, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is that the blessings from the world that a brave man should have are not with you," Mass spread his hands.

"What's the use of that blessing?" Liu Ji asked.

"It can give you very good luck, and it can allow you to communicate regardless of language barriers in conversations with people, and eventually learn a universal communication method like me," said Mass. "And it can make people uncomfortable when they meet you. I feel like I want to help you, even if you just go through other people’s cabinets or break other people’s jars, they won’t say anything. The women you meet on the journey will have an inexplicable liking for you, and you will soon gain a lot. A confidante, and before you become stronger, it can also help you avoid disasters that could kill you."

Liu Ji looked at the mass in confusion, and it took him a long time to utter "fuck".

This is too cool, right?

Isn’t this the protagonist’s halo, the number one artifact in the sky?

Did he ever have such a thing?Why didn't he feel it?

Oh no, could it be that this was the reason why the bear didn't climb up the tree and shoot him to death?

"Well, so, as a retired warrior, you..." Mass held up his face and looked Liu Ji up and down, "Haven't you ever saved the world?"

"Ah? Well, well..." Liu Ji scratched his head, "I feel ashamed to say that, how should I put it, since I came to this world, I have become a potato."

"Potato?" Miss was stunned, "Why did you become a potato?"

"I'm not sure. I wanted to change at that time, and then I changed." Liu Ji scratched his head. "In fact, I have maintained the form of a potato until recently. I don't know what happened during this period." What……"

Mass put one hand on his temple and looked at Liu Ji with a confused look on his face. He thought for a moment and asked, "Then... do you know how long has passed in the meantime?"

"Well, I'm not very sure," Liu Ji shrugged, "After turning into a potato, the concept of time is more vague. I guess it may only be ten or twenty years?"

"Only ten or twenty years?" Miss looked at Liu Ji with disbelief.

"Uh...then, three to 40 years? Or how much more do you think is appropriate?" Liu Ji asked.

"You're shopping for groceries with me, how can I give you extra food?" Mass said, dumbfounding.

"Then I won't do it," Liu Ji spread his hands, "What should I do? I don't have a mobile calendar or anything like that."

"Well... forget it, it doesn't matter," Mass shrugged, "It's quite miserable that you lost your ability to communicate for no reason, but I think you seem to be learning spells?"

"Well, that's right, that girl over there is teaching me to learn spells," Liu Ji said sheepishly, "It's a bit embarrassing to have such a young girl teach me how to speak word for word."

"Girl?" Miss Ya raised her eyebrows and looked at Ya Yin with a subtle expression, and then at Liu Ji, "Well... luckily you two don't understand the language. If she hears what you say, she probably won't be willing to teach you."

"Eh? Why?" Liu Ji was stunned.

"Because she is already in her 20s. Although she is still very young, her magical attainments are already quite high. It is really inappropriate to call a girl this name. It may even be taken as an insult if the listener intends it." Mass took a sip of tea. , "But I don't blame you for being wrong. The demon spirit race is very strange. Pure-blooded demon spirits are usually three to four meters tall, but once mixed with other races, they will end up like her, looking like humans. , but the height is far lower than the average human. The hybrid of the demon spirit and the Miffy tribe may even be only sixty or seventy centimeters tall."

"This, hiss..." Liu Ji took a breath of air, "Indeed, this, luckily I don't understand the language."

"Well, fortunately," Mass smiled, "You have to know that it's not easy to meet someone in this world who is willing to teach you spells. If I hadn't felt that the world's blessings were not on you, otherwise I would have suspected that she was influenced by The impact of this blessing.”

As he spoke, Mass took another sip of tea and continued: "You must know that teaching people mantras is a very troublesome thing. First of all, it depends on talent. Almost everyone's teaching plan is not the same, and the more this thing gets deeper, The more complicated it is to study, even if it is a great magician, they often have hundreds or thousands of students, only a few of them are their real students, and the rest are just odd jobs."

Having said this, Mass patted Liu Ji on the shoulder and said, "So, do you understand how lucky you are to be the student of a powerful magician, right?"

"But..." Liu Ji scratched his head, "Although I feel that she is teaching me very carefully, she has no reason. After all, we have only known each other for a week... I think maybe she just has no other choice now. student, so you are more interested in me?"

"No, no, no, the time we've known each other doesn't determine anything, and I can see that she really cares about you as a student," Miss said, raising her chin in Yayin's direction, "Look, just because of me She is a little jealous and sulky now that she can chat with you. I have seen this expression countless times when I was in school and was fought over by major mystics."

"So, I won't occupy you anymore. Go ahead. It would be too rude to make the guests unhappy because of my behavior as the master," Miss said, patting Liu Ji on the back.

"Ah, wait, I have one more thing to ask," Liu Ji said, "As this, uh, retired warrior, do I have to... uh, do something for the world or something?"

"No, nothing is needed," Mass shrugged, "You also said that you are a retired warrior. You have no blessings and no responsibilities. You can act freely and do whatever you want...