About the brave man who became a thousand-year-old potato and ended up destroying the world

Although the life of being a potato is leisurely and comfortable, it is also lonely.

Although he can endure the potato life for a long time, deep down in his heart, he still hopes to meet other humans one day.

After all, he is still human.

It's just that too much time passed, so long that he almost gave up hope.

But he didn't expect that after this transformation, he actually found other humans, and saw three at once. How could he not be excited?

But it was a pity that these three people seemed to have a language barrier with him. The other party could not understand what he said, and he could not understand what the other party said.

He spoke Chinese, English, Japanese, Smecta and Savadika, and the other person still looked confused. The short girl over there seemed to switch to several languages ​​to communicate with him, and he was also half-hearted. Didn't understand a word.

I'm very annoyed. What about the universal standard Mandarin that was said to come with the time travel?Why did you get so confused when you got to him?

After some ineffective exchanges of gesticulating words, the other party shrank aside and whispered.

Liu Ji stretched his neck and looked at them, hoping in his heart that they would not just leave him here and leave.

He saw that these three people were flying in the sky just now.

As for whether they will be detrimental to themselves...

Liu Ji looked at his naked body.

Well, penniless, robbed of no wealth, robbed of sex...

Ok……

Then hell.

Looking at the human-looking person opposite, he shouldn’t be this perverted...

In short, as a naked pauper, I probably don't have to worry about my life safety.

It's just so smooth...

Liu Ji lowered his head and looked at it.

Well, there are brothers in the soil, and brothers are also naked.

Looking up at the three people not far away, Liu Ji felt a little dizzy.

This is very embarrassing. It's okay to say that they are all men, but there are girls here...

And judging from the fact that this girl’s height is not even mature, I can’t go out and walk the bird in public, can I?

The big brother next to him was carrying a knife, and he didn't want to be thought of as a pervert and be stabbed with a knife.

After thinking about it, he waved and shouted to a few people, and after attracting their attention, he pointed at his body, made a gesture with his left and right hands like putting his hands into the sleeves when putting on a coat, and then buttoned the buttons again. posture, and then looked at the three of them expectantly.

The three people looked at each other in confusion, and after muttering a few words, the big tiger patted his chest confidently for some reason, and then walked over with his head held high.

Liu Ji thought he was going to give her his clothes. When he looked at the fur coat on his body, hope suddenly shone in his eyes.

However, the big tiger did not take off his clothes. Instead, he stretched out his hands and patted his shoulders, then squeezed his arms, then poked his chest muscles, and then gave him a thumbs up. , nodded heavily.

Liu Ji: "?"

Liu Ji thought for a while, then put a T-shirt on his head and then pulled the clothes down.

The big tiger looked at him, touched his chin, then looked at his back, patted his abdominal muscles, then gave him a thumbs up again and showed a bright smile.

Liu Ji: "???"

Liu Ji was a little confused and a little anxious. He made fists with both hands and repeatedly pulled his coat on his chest, and cast a hopeful look at the big tiger.

then……

The big tiger faced him, posing to show off his chest muscles, and smiled brightly at him, with a strange light even flashing at the corner of his mouth.

Liu Ji looked at him with questions on his face and couldn't say a word for a long time.

Seeing that he was stunned, the big tiger showed him a bright smile, then turned around and left with satisfaction.

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"No wonder that boy shows off, his muscles are really good," Big Tiger said as he walked back to his companion. "Although it doesn't look exaggerated, it is solid and elastic, and it looks very powerful."

"Although but... do you really think he is showing off his muscles to you? It doesn't look like it to me," the corner of the young man with the sword twitched.

"Huh? How could it not be the same?" Big Tiger said firmly, "You didn't see that he first showed off the muscles of his arms and chest muscles, then showed off his back muscles and abdominal muscles, and finally focused on showing off his chest muscles. You said it was not a display. What else could muscles be?”

"Although I don't know what his actions mean, I know that his expression in response is full of doubts," the young man with a long knife said helplessly. "I think he either has some request or wants to tell us something."

"Is there any?" The big tiger scratched his head and asked Yayin, who was bowing his head in thought, "Yain, what do you think?"

"Ah? What?" Yayin raised her head in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

"We were discussing what the strange potato man's movements meant," said the young man with a long knife. "What are you thinking about? You are so absorbed in it."

"It's nothing. I'm trying to remember if there is any language that is close to his way of speaking." Yayin shook her head slightly, turned to look at the big tiger and said, "Ossa, what actions did he do?"

"Ah, just like this, like this, and like this..." the big tiger known as Aosa said, replicating Liu Ji's movements with added details.

Of course, after he added some extra details, these movements really looked like they were just showing off muscles.

"Oh, that's it." Yayin nodded, waved his staff, and opened a small portal from the air. Then he reached in and took out a coarse cloth robe, and handed it to the big tiger. "Here, send it to him?"

Ao Sa took the clothes, blinked, and then turned to look at the naked Liu Ji, wondering: "Didn't he expose his muscles on purpose? Why did you give me this?"

"It's a pity that you are the only one who has that kind of interest." The young man with the long sword couldn't stand it anymore. He took the coarse robe and turned around and walked towards Liu Ji.

Seeing that someone finally understood what he meant, Liu Ji suddenly smiled, took the clothes, quickly put them on himself, and then pushed himself out of the ground.

After being down to earth for a long time, Liu Ji felt inexplicably fresh.

It seems that he has really been a potato for too long.

Seeing Liu Ji put on his clothes and walking around on the ground with a fresh look on his face, the young man with a long knife touched his chin and said to himself: "What a strange guy..."

Of course, Liu Ji couldn't understand what he said, so he could only smile at him.

The young man with the long sword was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then he smiled back.

Then he turned around and planned to go back.

Liu Ji thought for a while and followed him.

The young man with the long sword glanced at Liu Ji, didn't say anything, and just let him follow.

While walking, Liu Ji looked at the surrounding environment.

He felt that he might have lived as a potato for too long. Last time, he remembered that there was flat land nearby, but now there was such a big pit.

It's a pity that I haven't memorized the time, and no one knows the year and month that I traveled through time. Even if I want to confirm how long I have been a potato, there is no way to do it.

Hmm... By the way, he just discovered that his hair seemed to have turned green.

Although it seems quite reasonable that my hair will turn green due to photosynthesis after so many years, but, how should I put it, the mood is quite subtle.

While he was thinking wildly, suddenly, a delicate and small face appeared in front of Liu Ji's eyes.

Yayin, who was wearing a shabby robe and holding a long wand, walked up to him at some point and was looking up at him.

He was wondering when suddenly, Na Yayin stretched out her right hand and lightly snapped her fingers.

Snapped!

A flaming bird appeared on Yayin's fingertips.

The little bird tilted its head, chirped crisply, then fluttered its wings, flew around the two of them twice, and finally hovered in front of Liu Ji's eyes.

Liu Ji looked at the flaming bird, and the bird looked at him.

Then suddenly, with a bang, the little bird turned into a beautiful little firework and bloomed, then slowly disappeared.

Liu Ji stared blankly at the place where the fireworks dissipated, and then looked at Ya Yin standing in front of him, and found that the other person was looking at him directly, as if expecting his reaction.

Liu Ji thought for half a second, then raised his hands and gave a warm applause to this performance.

7. The old unlucky guy felt uncomfortable on the spot.

Because Liu Ji turned back into a human being, he naturally had nothing to eat.

In order to get enough food, the young man with a long knife decided to go hunting deep in the woods.

Ao Sa originally wanted to go together, but the Changdao young man seemed not to trust Ya Yin and Liu Ji to be alone, so he forced him to stay.

Now Osa is sitting boredly by the newly lit fire to warm himself up. Yayin on the side is concentrating on writing and drawing in a small notebook. Not far from them, Liu Ji is holding a thick and heavy book. Slowly flip through old books.

"I remember... that magic book was the first gift your teacher gave you, right?" Ao Sa threw the branch into the fire and asked Yain beside him, "You just lent it to me like this?" Him?"

"We know nothing about the world here. I think we need a guide," Yayin replied without raising her head. "Although that magic book is just an enlightenment magic book for children, as long as you can learn simple magic I can use the spell to communicate with him."

"But that's your teacher..." As Ao Sa finished speaking, he found Yayin glaring at him, scratched his chin, and changed his words, "Okay, let's not talk about this... But, I thought he was using a spell. The dialogue is just a pretense used by those third-rate magicians."

"Generally speaking, that's true," Yayin turned her attention to the notebook in her hand again, "But isn't the prerequisite for being able to show off that this thing can really be used for communication?"

"Then why don't we teach him common language or something?" Aosa asked.

"I have never learned how to teach others to understand a new language when there is no similar language at all," Yayin said. "And if you want to teach, he may not want to learn."

"But, can he learn the incantation?" Aossa held up his chin, "I also read the magic book when I was a child, but I couldn't understand it at all."

"It depends on luck. If you are talented and interested, learning spells by yourself is much faster than learning a new language. At least judging from his reaction just now, he is not lacking in interest," Yayin said , tore out a page from the small book and handed it to Ao Sa, "Here, your task should be completed before the sun goes down."

"Ah?" Osa took the page and looked at it, and the corners of his mouth suddenly twitched wildly, "Here, you need so many logs? Do you have to collect them separately in a distant place? No, but Mowente asked me to guard you?"

"Come on, do I still need you to guard me?" Yayin gave Ao Sa a roll of his eyes, "Mowente is simply paranoid. I am also half a demon. I know better than you whether that potato man is in danger or not. Much more.”

"Is he dangerous?" Aosa asked.

"Not at all, as safe as a piece of white paper," Yayin replied, "I doubt he has ever killed anyone in his life... No, maybe, he has never seen anyone die in front of him. .”

"Ah? Isn't it?" Ao Sa looked at Liu Ji in shock, but quickly realized, "Oh, that's right, this is the other side of the desert..."

"Yes, this is the other side of the desert," Yain said in a low tone. "There are no tyrants and their dogs here, and no one's home has been smashed to pieces by them."

"Uh..." Ao Sa opened his mouth to say something, but didn't know what to say. He scratched his head, said "I'll cut down the tree", then turned and left.

Yayin let out a long sigh, lowered her head, and continued to write something in her little notebook.

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Liu Ji was a little confused.

Just now, the girl who looked like she was still underage showed herself a little magic.

Although he has been in another world for many years, this is the first time he has seen magic.

Well, if you count the time when I saw the three of them flying in the sky when I first woke up, it might be the second time.

He wasn't quite sure what his expression was at that time, but he felt that it might be similar to the expression he had when he saw the GBA game console for the first time when he was a child.

After all, it's magic.

Growing up watching Harry Potter, he fantasized many times during his childhood that an owl would deliver his acceptance letter.

Then the girl gave him a book.

He was originally surprised that he couldn't understand the language if he was given a book.

Once the results open, guess what.

Hey, good guy, feelings are like a children's picture book!

It’s better to read it!

Just tap the words on the screen, and the corresponding pronunciation will sound in your mind. It is simply a magical version of Backgammon!

I don't know whether the pronunciation is too difficult to pronounce, or whether I haven't spoken for a long time. Liu Ji couldn't learn the simple three-syllable word on the little flame on the first page.

He felt like he was twisting his tongue here and there for a long time, but he couldn't get it to go smoothly.

The strangest thing is that according to the diagram above, when pronouncing this word, it seems that you have to raise your right hand and point your index finger to the sky.

Liu Ji just raised his right hand and pressed the words on the book with his left hand, while repeating the words that he had trouble pronouncing.

I felt like a priest holding a cross and reading the Bible.

Well, read the reading machine priest.