I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"Don't you still have a morning broadcast tomorrow morning? If it's a morning broadcast, it won't be possible, so just wait until the end of your schedule. By the way, you will have to take the driver's license test later, otherwise it will be some distance from the TV tower. , I have a car at home.”

"That's right...but it doesn't affect him at all. Zarak is only active at night."

After all, he is a shady rat, and Eureka is already swallowing her saliva at this time.

Zu An: Eureka is a nymphomaniac...a bit serious.

The finale is here, babies (３k)

No matter how you say it, Eureka is a person who firmly binds the rollover to herself, and her rollover ability has overshadowed Zaun's lucky ability.

This was a week after Eureka made her nymphomaniac and then lost her.In █, Eureka specifically made it clear to Zu An that she did not want to take maternity leave, and that she also wanted to work hard to avoid being abandoned by Zu An when she gets old and loses her temper in the future. Although Zu An emphasized again and again that he would not He behaved like abandoning his wife, but the other party still felt that he was prepared.

Of course, Zuan still took protective measures, but the problem came from the protective measures.The protective measures were foolproof, Eureka confirmed it again and again, and Zu An added a clinical experience to Eureka, and then... Eureka got pregnant.

On a sunny morning, the indescribable Zalak screams filled the room.

"Ahhh!! Mr. Zu An! Two bars! This thing has two bars!"

"……what?"

Zuan was cooking, and then everyone on this floor woke up as Eureka screamed.Lapland poked his head out to see what was going on, and then saw Zaun, who was cooking with Xintera and Texas, and Eureka, who was making random gestures.This Zarak's courage is indeed much smaller than that of Lin Yuxia, but she is not afraid of two kicks.

Xintera looked at the two bars in the stick in Eureka's hand with a dead look on her face, and began to complain about the other party's bad luck. She tried so hard but failed to win the prize. As a result, Zalak ended it all at once. ?If you don't believe it, you will have to dance with Zu'an again tonight and give him a hard jump.

"..."

Texas took the thing from Eureka and was silent for a moment. Knowing that she didn't want to get pregnant now, she deliberately added: "Congratulations, you are pregnant."

At this time, Eureka huddled in the corner rather gloomily, and kept muttering strange words in her mouth: "Obviously, I have taken measures... I have obviously taken measures... I will be killed by the big guys who came from behind. You must have dropped it...I heard from Sister Alina that there is both a killer and a policeman in the family..."

"That's not the case."

Zu An broke the eggs into the pot and walked to Eureka. He didn't have many feelings himself. It would be better to say that the fun man himself didn't have any feelings about this kind of thing. At most, he just had an idea of ​​"having more fun." ] thoughts.

"Get up, don't be so gloomy."

"It's not gloomy! It's just... a little hard to accept the truth."

It's really surprising to suddenly become a mother, right?Pregnancy out of wedlock, right?This definitely counts as pregnancy out of wedlock, right?No... Mr. Zu An has already said that he wants to get married, so there is no problem, right?Speaking of which, I haven’t seen the wedding ring yet... Are you going to throw me out because I’m pregnant? !

Because things are bad, Eureka has developed the habit of thinking about everything from the bad side.In fact, the wedding rings and everything are already prepared.

, but Zu An didn’t take it out and tell them.

"Let's eat first, and then you can calm down. There's no need to worry too much about this kind of thing. The wedding will be arranged after a while."

Zu An touched Eureka's head. When they were having sex with Eureka, he just thought about whether there would be a problem with the protective measures, and then something went wrong.In other words, the current situation is not a problem of useless defensive measures, but a problem of defensive measures encountering the power of the law of cause and effect.

After Zuan finished cooking, he turned around and saw two people, Xintrea and Texas, adding some unknown ingredients to his rice with expressionless expressions.

The man looked like Commander Ikari, "What do you two... want to do?"

"Don't do anything."

Texas put the pregnancy test stick in Zu An's hand and said, "A few more lines."

"……Can."

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The time is two months later, and today is a very important day for Zu An and his wives.Simply put, it is the day when a prospective wife becomes a wife, which is referred to as marriage.Of course, this wedding was missing many people. Nian, Xi, and Ling were not present, and neither were Jiavir and Zumama.

Since there was nothing he could do about not attending, Zu An gave them the wedding rings that were originally going to be given to them at the wedding in advance, and then...

Nian pawned her wedding ring to make a movie, and Ling pawned her wedding ring to buy wine. Xi was okay, she didn't pawn her wedding ring, but her room was too messy and she couldn't find her wedding ring (actually, she was still Nian's). Pawned it to make a movie).Jiaweier and Zumama didn't do anything outrageous. They just told Zu An to exchange their wedding rings for supplies and send them back to the tribe.

As for the invitation, I didn't send it to many people at all. I just called Li's Detective Agency, Longmen Guards Bureau, Rhode Island and some surrounding neighbors.Everyone in the family was not notified... There was one exception. Zuo Le came to the wedding with his second brother who was [-] years old (although the two were still dueling hard).

Well, the beast owner has another table. After all, it is not suitable for a group of old immortals to sit together with young people (except for the DJ who is the emperor).

This is a relatively busy day.

"To be honest...I'm kind of fucking emotional."

As W said this, her hands kept dancing with the white clothes. She never thought that one day she would really look like this. The devil's soldier Sakaz mercenary wore a wedding dress that symbolized whiteness and sanctity.Gladia sat aside proudly and said nothing. She was not a talkative person in the first place. Similarly, Laurentina also became less talkative after experiencing those tortures. Skadi... forget it, The classic language of the three teams is uh uh uh, no matter what others say, as long as there is no doubt, just keep uh uh uh.Add in the taciturn Texas, and you have a taciturn quartet.

"Sora, are you serious today? What about the company?"

"The company agreed, but realistically speaking, it's because the profits that Zaun can bring to the company are large enough."

Faced with Croissant's inquiry, Kong spread his hands and said, "If I had known that Zu An could have such great energy, I should have asked him to help from the beginning."

"Zu An, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing all the clothes you have?"

Alina just wore something that looked better, and did not wear a wedding dress or wedding clothes. She really didn't like this kind of clothes. Zu An wiped the sweat from his head. He was nervous. After all, I have never experienced this kind of thing. Many of the twists and turns are caused by Lao Li, an excellent middle-aged man who is married but is still single.

Don't ask Du Yaoye, the two of them were still walking in the same place, and Huaihu was so anxious that he became a sea tiger.

"Actually it's fine."

Lapland put on a formal dress and said, "What's the matter? You're sweating. Are you really that nervous?"

Able Angel: "That is to say, you can see that I'm not that nervous."

Tallulah: "So Zaun is definitely a fool."

Skadi: "Yeah, yeah."

As soon as the four people in charge of intelligence opened their mouths, Lemuan and Mostima came to Zaun with a small notebook: "Sir Pope, how do you think this should be written down for them?"

"Just press them at night until you roll your eyes."

Fiammetta's words were shocking. At this time, she was dragging the coquettish Elini over, "Here, let Zu An evaluate it."

"No...it's really embarrassing! You just want to laugh at me!"

"So why did you end up like this in a wedding dress? By the way, what did Eureka do? And where are those two guys Hui Jie and Shi Huaiya? Why are they missing with Lin Yuxia?"

"She is getting married and will be the master of ceremonies. She must be debugging the equipment." Alina thought for a while: "I remember Lin Yuxia was still changing clothes. Didn't I notice Hui Jie and the others?"

At this time, the three of them were all in the changing room. Xing Xiong, as the former underworld boss and current Longmen police chief, was waiting for the three of them to finish changing. As a result, the dragons, rats and tigers inside started to quarrel. The reason for the quarrel seemed to be It's because of Zu An. As a brother, Xing Xiong can only complain about Lan Yan's misfortune.

Time passed little by little, and the wedding finally started.

"Hello, hello? Okay, the equipment debugging is completed. Dear guests, welcome to...

...Um, how do you say this?The wedding of the groom, Zaun Isamara, and... um, well, his wives, including me.ah!Zuan!help me!There is no way this thing can be done!Longmen wedding words are all for the groom and the bride! "

As expected, Eureka collapsed.

"In short, whether it is good or bad, rich or poor, in health or sickness, happy or sad..."

"Okay, I will."

"So do we."

"Hey! I haven't finished speaking yet! Really, sir, after all, we are married!"

With a bang, many fireworks flew out.

Lao Li was silent for a moment, then asked: "Dadi Dadi, please tell me, when can I get married like you?"

Although Du Yaoye's face was a little rosy, his eyebrows were raised. Could it be that he was waiting for me if he didn't propose... It didn't seem impossible?When the time came to let Lao Li marry his wife, Du Yaoye and Huaihu kicked Lao Li's stool away together. Lao Li sat on the air stool with a steady horse stance.

Ignoring all the rings and other things, and ignoring the handing over of drinks, Eureka has given up on serious hosting, and will become the host of a comedy variety show later.

Suddenly, there was a happy atmosphere on and off the stage.

Life is as usual, Hai Hei and mankind are heading towards the starry sky, and the continent is colorful.

This is how Zu'an's life of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea began, and his journey also came to an end.

I'm just a nerd, what lofty ideals can I have?Make society what he wants it to be, and then his wife and children will be all he wants.

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