I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"Don't run! Skadi! Are you ready to pay the price for bullying the young humpback whale in the past? You pinned me down and spanked me, why are you afraid now!"

"...Tsk."

Skadi stopped, stared at Zuan with those ruby-like eyes, and threw the sword, "If this is your provocation, then you have achieved your goal. I only have one request."

That means... strike gently.

You can't beat it anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process.

So Zu An got an innocent killer whale pillow, and Skadi was placed on Zu An's knees. Zu An pressed Skadi's waist with one hand, and kept stroking Skadi's soft white hair with the other hand. There was a look of satisfaction on his face.

"Be good! Be good! It'll be over soon. I just want to hear one thing from you...speak quickly, 'Zuan beat Skadi'"

Skadi looked humiliated, a cricket like a humpback whale... Fortunately, everyone had gone out, so it wasn't too embarrassing. After today, it can be regarded as a more comrade-in-arms friendship.

But what people fear will often come to them.

"I'm coming back... Oooh! Faust, Mephisto is out, it's not the right time for us to come back..."

The capable angel who took Faust to play shooting came back. As soon as she came in, she saw Skadi lying on Zaun's lap... The fun-loving person lost her mind for a moment.

"How could you two do such a thing in public, Texas? Miss Alina, please tell me about this guy Zu An!"

Texas, who went to buy snacks, paused for a moment while carrying a big bag, poked his head inside, and walked in expressionlessly after seeing clearly what was happening inside.

Although her face was expressionless... her ears were vibrating at a very high frequency. Zu An could feel that the female wolf was excited. This was simply outrageous——

You cold-blooded Luper keep staying cold, kuso!Could it be that before the decline of your family, the family tradition was too strict and you were spanked every day because you were too naughty?

"Nothing too outrageous."

Texas watched Zu An let go of Skadi who was pinned on his knees and spoke. The capable angel blushed and was doubtful, "Really or not? I just said that Zu An is not that kind of person~"

"That's not what Sister Cai Angel said just now. She seemed to be expecting something to happen and rushed in..."

Mephistopheles walked by and immediately demolished the table. He skillfully sat on a wooden box and began to read a book. Faust came in and sat next to Zaun. He seemed to have something to say to Zuan.

"How could this be possible...Whose can that jar of candy belongs to?"

The capable angel didn't feel embarrassed when his little thoughts were exposed, and his eyes quickly fell on a candy jar on the table.

"Bought it for you."

Zu An was a little disappointed. He was just one step away from being able to use his palm to greet the killer whale's butt violently, but he had already greeted it with a stick a few times, so it was considered revenge.

Skadi took the big sword and found a place to swing it, turning her grief and anger into motivation. One day, she would hold this damn humpback whale under her and humiliate her severely, and then tell her loudly: There is no one in this team. Your place is up!

Skadi’s hand feels good, Zu An said.

"Really? There won't be any weird candies again, right?"

"Yes, just one. It's a surprise for you. After all, life can't be too dull, right?"

According to the theory of the Lateran Sakota people, life under the commandments is all about having fun. This kind of behavior of looking for fun regardless of other people's feelings...how to say?

Lemuel couldn't be happy anymore. She still remembered the fatal damage caused by the spicy candy. She felt that Zaun was more like a Rutlan who loved to live and have fun than she did.

"That's right..."

Angel Neng took away the jar of candy with a stiff smile. It didn't snow in Longmen today... I got candy and got a gift from a good friend. The two favorite things should be doubled when combined.

But...why can't I laugh?

When the capable angel returned to his room holding the candy jar, he glanced at Skadi, who was swinging his sword wildly at the door. It was too strange, so he ignored it and continued to have fun by eating a candy later.

"Faust, what's your problem?"

"Sister Ai Angel shoots too fast. Although I can do it too, it always feels a little less powerful, and I can't even break through armor. Is there any weapon that can shoot fast but also hurts?"

"Emmmm, let me think about it."

If you have a sniper rifle and a Gatling in your hand, you don't mind using one stitching opportunity to sew these two things together.

The result of sewing them together is probably a 'Gatling sniper rifle with powerful power' or a 'Gatling sniper rifle with fast shooting speed'. Zu An shook his head, "You learn to shoot quickly first, and then leave the rest to my brother."

Although he may not be able to do it, but... he and Mephistopheles will call him brother!Even if you can't do it, you have to do it. If you can't, put your own penetrating light in the machine gun, and then get a machine gun that directly ignores armor.

"I see."

Faust also went to read a book, and Alina sat quietly looking at the scenery outside. Although it was winter in Longmen now, the reinforced concrete building with neon lights, billboards and a series of products still made Alina I felt a lot of novelty.

Of course, Alina’s biggest feeling is the coexistence of joy and sorrow. She laments the place where Tallulah lived before.

Fang was beautiful and at the same time felt sad for Tallulah's experience.

"Just now...what were you doing?"

Although she saw it clearly, Texas still wanted to ask clearly. She didn't realize that her ears were still shaking. Zu An looked at Texas, and that ear... seemed to be touched.

"Are you excited?"

"No."

"Your ears are still shaking."

As Zu An finished speaking, Texas raised his hand and pinched his wolf ears, his expression as calm as ever. Fortunately, he still had a lot of self-control ability with his tail... *Syracuse expletive* His tail was in Are you sweeping the floor like crazy?

"...Forget what I just asked."

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56. Terra’s Future Farmer Rising Star Zaun

"Why isn't it snowing?"

Zu An looked at the sword-wielding killer whale outside the door and murmured to himself. He was waiting for heavy snowfall and then joined forces with Croissant to throw the Enchantress into the snowdrift. Really... If he had known that it wouldn't snow in Longmen, he would have joined forces with the tower. Lula made Alina into a little snow deer in the middle of the night.

"Did you say it's snowing?"

Angel Angel leaned on the back of the sofa with a piece of candy in his mouth, "It will be available in November, but you will be going to Ursus then. Do you want a piece?"

"Forget it, you can ask Mei Fei and Faust. They still prefer sweets."

The capable angel nodded and gave each of the two children a piece of his candy, "Miss Alina, do you need it?"

"No, thank you."

Alina chose to read a book after seeing the scenery. As a teacher, you can't stand still. Only by learning more can you better guide the infected children and let them maintain themselves from this distorted world.

"It's a pity that the Requiem Night is in November, otherwise you would have been able to see the Longmen carnival."

Nengang looked regretful.

"It's not a big problem. Isn't there still Spring Festival?"

Zu An stood up and said, "I'm going to do something. I can order takeout for lunch."

"Yeah! Do you want to bake apple pie this afternoon? You promised to have a welcome party, so you can't go back on it!"

Zu An nodded. He was going to use this suture opportunity. He didn't know what strange things would be sewn in this time. His destination was the park, which was wide enough.

……

[Sewing in progress, the system has undergone some minor upgrades during the time it was not present]

[Added the possibility of suturing critical strikes, to make grass grow more...ahem, no, reasonable changes were made to increase the number of things that can be sutured at one time]

[Start the first experience, please be responsible for the first time of the system, 1.5 times critical hit, two stitch objects and three objects programmed]

[You may get a headache, please be careful]

[The first suture [Zu'an], the second suture [Terra World View (Arknights version)], the third suture [Prehistoric Heavenly Way (low configuration and castrated version)]]

[Tiandao is being inactivated, inactivated successfully]

[Begins to sew, please host not to make a stinky sound of 'hum ah ah ah']

"Who do you look down on..."

[Oh, stupid host, the current number of remaining times is 0, the stitching was successful, and I got [Humanoid Self-propelled Terra Tiandao Zuan (low configuration and castrated version)]]

Before Zu An finished speaking, he fell down. When Isamara saw Zu An fell, someone pushed her up. She was dressed in red. She relied on the willpower usually trained by Gatanjie to hold on for three seconds, and then fell down. .

When the black snake saw it, hey, he was happy. Except for the sleeping Gatanjie, the only two people who could take care of him fell. Now is the time of his Cosiche, with a strong body and power beyond all...

Ursus is about to be great again!The immortal black snake blew the horn to charge, and Kosiche fell down without holding on for a second.

Gatanjie opened and then closed his eyes. It wasn't a big problem. Anyway, Zaun could help it fulfill its wish of having followers, so there was no need for him to get involved in this muddy water.

The so-called prehistoric Tiandao, which is low-end and needs to be castrated again... is only a little taller than the sewer, and its crotch-stretching system is comparable to that of a hedgehog cat, but it is not afraid of the entanglement of blue and silver.

When Zu An woke up, a familiar face was right in front of her. It was Brother Jie... no, it was Xing Xiong.

"Although I know you are informal, you will freeze to death if you sleep in the park in winter. I just happened to see you when I came back from the police. Don't forget to come and drink tonight."

"……Ah good."

Zu An was confused and his brain hurt as if he had been stabbed by DIO. He looked at the time and saw that it was already evening.

"You sewed something on me, Isamara, do you know? Black snake?"

Isamara and Koscich are still fainting.

[Let me explain, in general, you are now the walking will of the world of Terra...a super low-end castrated version. Of course, those awesome things from the prehistoric era are useless. You can explore the details yourself]

After all, the system is a suture system, not a nanny system. If everything is said, why does the host still need brains?

Zu An stretched out his hand and touched the bottom. He didn't have too many worldly desires, but it was not that he had no desires. "I'm scared to death. Fortunately, I'm still here, so what can I do with this thing?"

First, Zu An closed his eyes, and after a moment he let out a sigh of relief, "My connection with this world has directly deepened... I can even contact some guys who are directly connected to the earth..."

For example, my own Boss Chip and a group of Erha on the grassland, he can now even reproduce a wave of Ding Zhen’s actions: the cry of the cheese penguin

, the cry of the cheese wolf master, this is the cry of a duck.

Zu An felt very strange, and then he roughly sensed, "This world is hopeless."

The low-end and castrated version of Tiandao can't do anything. What it can do is to improve a small piece of land like QQ Farm, and plant some flowers, plants and fruits that taste better and improve the body but are very limited. , besides raising some wild beasts and killing them for food, it can also produce some spiritual energy... completely useless.

The generated spiritual energy is sent directly to the Great Yan Tianshi Mansion. It is really outrageous. This Tianshi Mansion and the normal Tianshi Mansion are completely two systems!How can this be passed on?Don't say that you can sew out the way of heaven just to touch the Celestial Master's Mansion.

Zu An felt more and more like a tool man, just to make this hopeless world a better place.

"Ah...the dress is red...forget it, just this one, Isamara's taste is much better than mine."

He was going to grab a seat at the barbecue stall first, and then order some food in advance. He was going to have a big meal to express his anger: he had become a god, so he should be very happy, but... this was after castration, and he couldn't do anything. arrive.

Then he has to think about how to use this ability to farm. After this stitching, he can completely farm.

The low-end castration Tiandao that improves the ecological environment, the paraquat produced by fishman karate... You can also use the power of Gatanjie to control the duration of light... Did you get the script of "Farmers from Another World" that you don't know why?

KUSO, why is my time travel life so strange?Shouldn't we go around pretending to be cool in front of others and having fun picking up girls?Now I have become happy.

He took out the communication device and started dialing, "Angel Enable, postpone the party at night to tomorrow. I have something to do with a few friends from the Guards Bureau."

"Ah...that's it. Then we can take care of dinner ourselves."

Handle it by yourself = At ​​the moment of takeout, Neng Angel hung up the phone and started ordering takeout excitedly. His evaluation of takeout life without Zu An only has two words: great!

A street barbecue stall in Longmen at night

Many people in Zuan and the Guards Bureau have been having sex for some time.

"Binbin, drink! Awei, you drink too! And Sister Xingxiong, who is very good at drinking! I offer you a bottle!"

"Ah...is it really okay?"

Xing Xiong looked at the humpback whale who was a little bit drunk. How could anyone directly toast to a bottle of Lao Bai Gan?This behavior is like being dumped after being broken up in love.

Xingxiong took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Shi Huaiya: Missy, did you dump Zu An?

Shi Huaiya, who was at home, slowly raised a question mark after seeing the text message. What the hell was Xingxiong talking about? Why couldn't she understand why? So she immediately replied: What are you dumping?Are you with him?What are you doing?

'he is…'

Xing Xiong glanced at Zu An, and sent a message with an uncertain face, "Singing to the wine... denounced the incompetence of this world?"Just like a middle-aged man...'

Shi Huaiya:? ? ?

Shi Huaiya did not reply to the message, but hurriedly changed her clothes and left the house. She knew where the people from the Guard Bureau were having barbecue, so she came directly.

She wanted to know what her best friend was doing... not just for fun!absolute! (tiger trembling sound)

57. Skadi: Next, you will never touch my head again!

I said I wanted to watch it for fun, but in the end I didn’t see it.

When Shi Huaiya arrived, all he saw was Zu An's impassioned speech at the barbecue stall, and then he saw her staggering over and dragged her over, holding her neck and saying what the ancients said: "You can't enter the tiger's den until you enter the tiger's den." Dehuzi is like a cheese lynx, but she can't save this land. He wants to learn to talk to the lynx.