I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"It's a little scary."

Able to tell the truth.

Even if you are a happy person, there is nothing you can do

She couldn't completely understand another Lezi person. She had never been able to understand what was going on in Zu An's head, just like Zu An couldn't understand her many times.

I have been in Longmen for a few years. The old people here often say that showing kindness for nothing is either adultery or theft. I have been with Zu An for so long and this guy has never spoken to me like this several times.

Most of them are 'Can you eat takeout secretly again? ''Angel, there's a dessert in my refrigerator! ', and so on.

There are times when he is gentle, but he will definitely not talk to himself like this. In other words... there is only one truth - this guy is definitely sugar-coated bullets, and then deal with himself while he is addicted to it.

"Then I understand, go back and write a thousand words...forget it, five hundred words for review."

Zu An didn't think an angel could write a thousand words.

"Order."

This makes sense. Zu An is not a good Zu An who doesn't let him write a self-criticism. Neng Qiang was relieved and took out a candy from his pocket, "Want some candy?"

Zu An took a look and saw that it was the spicy candy.

"Don't eat."

"Then I'll eat them all. Don't say anything then... ugh!"

Is he probably going to die?The capable angel covered his mouth. This exciting and spicy feeling was indeed the candy of that night, right?

No, I'm about to cry...

At this time, the stall owner of the two fish ball guys was a fierce-looking white-haired Ursus.

Zu An recognized the other party, but the other party did not recognize that Zu An was a Jie, the aquaculture and fish ball stall guy who looked fierce but was actually not fierce at all.

"Hello, my idiot has caused trouble for you. I have already punished her. How much compensation do I need to pay?"

"..."

He didn't reply. He was wondering if the stupid guy would hit him with the big sword behind his back the moment he spoke.

He took another look at the perpetrator, Angel Angel, and saw that his eyes were indeed red and there were tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.

"Just give me her wasted fish ball money. Be careful next time, something might happen."

Zu An nodded, "It's indeed easy to get into trouble. I understand and will pay more attention."

Zu An could understand the meaning of "Whole". He was just afraid of being scalded by Angel Angel. Other than that, he had no other meaning. However, this sentence was different in the eyes of the melon-eaters.

The meaning is twisted into: next time, it is not sure whether you or the other person in your family will suddenly die.

Zie's identity was further demonized, from a gangster to an emotionless killer, and finally to a top killer.

……

"you…"

"I know you have a lot to ask, but please listen to me first, Neng Angel, if one day you stop getting into trouble, become mature, and stop making noises, that will be the most uncomfortable thing for me. when."

At that time, the capable angel will no longer need someone who can handle the follow-up matters for her, nor will she need someone to take care of her. Others will no longer need her earlier than the capable angel, and there will be no meaning for her to continue to exist here.

Thinking of this, Zu An said:

"So please tell me directly next time you get into trouble. As long as you don't break the law, I can tell you anything."

"Hey! When is your birthday?"

The capable angel completely forgot about Skadi's warning to her. Zu An thought about it seriously and answered "March 3th."

Zuan didn't know how long he had traveled to the ocean, so he had no way of knowing his birthday in this world, so Zuan used Skadi's birthday.

As for the birthday of my previous life, it belonged to me in my previous life and has nothing to do with my current self.

"That's it...I understand, so what do you like?"

"I never seem to think about this kind of thing."

From the beginning to now, Zu An has just given himself something to do every day, just so that he will not be filled with emptiness and confusion. He really has not thought about what he likes.

Even with this castration of heaven, the first thing he thought of was to change the world, just like a passionate boy in the second grade of middle school... although the whole process was filled with the word 'pleasure'.

Beat up a killer whale?That's instinct!Who let the killer whale bully me before?

"Don't you have anything you like to eat? For example, apple pie or something. I can't imagine how you survived until now?"

"Fighting against enemies and relatives of the same origin, then leaving home and coming to Longmen to meet you, while also looking for information about surviving teammates, that's it."

"What about yourself?"

"What myself? Don't I live with you?"

Seeing Han Pi saying that he has no concept of himself, it makes him feel really bad. I guess having fun is also a way for Zu An to pass the time...

"Then...do you want to learn to like apple pie like me?"

The capable angel decided to help Zu An develop a hobby.

"just forget it…"

He doesn't want his army of [-] heirs to become the "I eat, I eat, I eat" existence like in the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. The heirs should be more diversified.

"Then you must have a hobby, right?"

"……I understand."

Zu An made a decision. After returning to Penguin Logistics, "Everyone, follow my lead. I have made a decision. I want to support a hobby."

Without thinking, Skadi ran over and grabbed the big sword. As expected, the first uppercut was blocked, the second was dodged, and the third uppercut was blocked.

Duan dodged sideways, and Skadi struck him with a big sword.

The big sword was swung away by Zu An with an iron brick. The movement was accompanied by a "gas-consuming root" and then he shouted with a broken expression, "Is this a flash uppercut to hit a killer whale? Four moves! Skadi, you are Progress is too slow! Will the enemy wait for your progress?"

The killer whale was lying on the ground, staring at the ceiling, listening to Zu An's words. She decided to attack the humpback whale tonight, and then told him, "Zu An, you have regressed, swing your sword ten thousand times." '

"Ah... my brain is shaking, a hundred times, a hundred times, you swing the sword a hundred times!"

65. Laplander mandatory manual

Skadi chose to swing his sword after the meal as a way to digest food. Of course, the angry killer whale swung his sword while muttering in a low voice, "Kill you *Agor expletive*". The speed of swinging the sword became faster and faster, attracting the attention of those who were watching. The angel clicked his tongue in surprise.

As for Zaun, he began to arrange the daily routine of Texas for the past week, and named the plan he wrote "Texas User Manual"

A white shadow came over and looked thoughtfully at the plan for arranging Texas.

The first part is hair styling.

There are no strict requirements for shampoo and other toiletries. After all, Texas has her own preferences, but Zu An has made meticulous arrangements for the arrangement of her hair, wolf ears, and tail.

Lapland on the side looked at it as if he had encountered a natural enemy. The tail that had been wagging happily after seeing the "Texas User's Manual" had stopped wagging.

Lapland's tail exploded.

Lapland was so naive at the beginning, simply thinking that the price Texas paid for her was not painful, but now she feels how ridiculous she is.

To be fucked and tailed by a man, even blow-dried for a week, and to do a lot of messy maintenance, it would definitely kill such a sensitive area if it was touched for several hours a day, right?

"Ah...you saw it, what do you think?"

Zu An spoke normally, but Lapland's eyes were full of kindness, and there was quite a sense of terror that if you couldn't say anything, you would be forced to smooth your hair.

"No, I feel fine."

Lapland would still be nervous and courageous when faced with a situation where she might be beaten to death, but she chose to refuse such a situation where she might be beaten to death.

This was her Lapland's last insistence.

"Well, this plan can't be implemented yet, so please come and help me."

"Ah... huh?"

Lapland tried to uphold elegance, but failed. Elegance is not suitable for abnormal people like Zaun, "*Syracuse expletive* Why me?"

Lapland had an expression on his face that said, "Is your brain okay?" Zu An didn't even look at him and wrote out several maintenance plans, "After all, you are the second Luper I know. I can't treat him like that." Texas is used as a guinea pig, right?”

"Tsk...what do you need me to do?"

All this is for Texas, Lapland clicked his tongue, he shouldn't have come together.

"You just need to relax and lie down, but not now. You have to wait until I come back from training. Don't worry, it won't take long."

Zu An planned to go to Shihuaiya to learn more about this aspect. After all, Shihuaiya's tail was always smooth, beautiful and shiny.

Of course, before Zaun starts to learn on his own, the swarm will evolve in strange directions again.

Zaun ignored Lapland. Lapland looked at Zuan's arrangements for a while and then left. She wanted to apologize to Texas.

The more he read what Zu An wrote, the more Lapland felt that he was nothing. Originally, he only wanted to bring Texas back to its previous state, but he never thought of pushing her into another abyss.

"Texas...ah...you really can't say it? Anyway...will you come with me? I will send you out and leave here even if I die this time."

Lapland found Texas and hesitated for a long time, unable to say anything to apologize. How could a being like her apologize?

"...?"

Texas didn't understand why Lapland looked like he was ready to die.

"That guy..."

"You mean Zu An? Is he thinking about combing my hair and taking care of my tail again?"

"Why...why didn't you react? If your tail is touched, you will die!"

Texas ate the pocky unmoved. Looking at Lapland's excited and uncontrollable expression, he said four words, "It's rare to see this."

"Hey! Texas! You don't care so much! This is not the time to be angry with me!"

Texas didn't even look at Lapland. Zuan had told him before that he wanted to give her a haircut, but she refused.

If Zu An could be tougher, he would have agreed, but after he refused, the other party left directly without staying at all.

In other words, wouldn't it be an ordinary and happy thing to have someone who can blow dry your hair and take care of your tail and hair for free without any trouble?

Lapland couldn't understand, "That's very sensitive. How can you let others..."

Before she finished speaking, Lapland was stunned. To Texas, who now had an ordinary life, he was the only one who disturbed her life.

Lapland's conscience realized that, but only for that second, he still had to torment Texas, and he would be the one to bother him. Anyway, it was not him who was bothering him.

　"..."

Texas chose to sit next to Zuan. Although he was suspected of suing his parents, at least this way Lapland would not continue to upset him.

Zu An turned his head and glanced at Texas, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, Hidden Lapland, how are you going to take care of my tail?"

Texas' tail is actually well-maintained. Although the fur looks dull and rough, it is not as rough to the touch as expected, a little soft and a little silky.

It is in sharp contrast to Lapland’s tail hair that is about to become knotted. Of course, it may be caused by Lapland’s stupid dog hiking in the wilderness.

After all, Lapland's hair just looks messy...

Zaun thought a lot, then stood up and walked in the direction of Lapland. Lapland retreated tactically, step after step.

She has never been so scared, even when she was wandering on the edge of life and death. She had never felt like this - a man staring at you, not lustfully, but his eyes were full of desire.

"Don't come here! Texas! Texas! Save me! Texas!"

Zu An exudes a tenderness that was once elusive to her, but this amount will definitely make her become like Texas.

Lapland turned to look at Texas in panic. This kind of thing should never be done...fuck, Texas guy actually laughed.

Just like that, Zu An caught her.

"caught you."

The voice was obviously sunny, but to Lapland's ears it sounded sinister.

Lapland was choked by Zaun, "Hey, I'm an infected person. If you don't want to be infected... Ouch! Something has come in!"

Lapland retained consciousness, but lost the ability to resist. Zaun's hand seemed to have magic power, making Lapland unable to struggle and indulged in it.

Zu An, this stupid person, even cut off part of his spiritual energy and attached it to his hand in order to win over the dog.

The spiritual energy entered Lapland's body following the movements of Zaun's dog head, rushing all the way and sinking into the Source Stone crystal exposed on his thigh.

At this time, Lapland collapsed on Zaun's arms as if her spine had been taken away. Mainly because her legs were weak, so she had to lie on Zuan's arms.