I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"I went to play chess with my boss."

Penguin, who was DJing and creating an atmosphere group, paused for a moment and let out a sharp cry, "You are helping me play chess. If you don't kill his knight, you really can't beat that guy. No... you got lost here!"

"Ha... the hunter's thing is not called getting lost, it's called the target prey missing."

"But it's not me who's lost, it's you!"

Kong was about to say something but stopped, "You can go to the company with me tomorrow."

"..." Texas came over and put a hand on Sora's shoulder, with a hint of sadness in his plain eyes, "Come on."

Kong didn't know why, but Texas encouraged her, so she was very happy. At this time, Kong didn't know what she was going to do tomorrow.

What will happen.

"It's getting late, I need to rest first. Good night, everyone."

Sora returned to his room, and Emperor also stopped playing DJ, "I'm going out to play."

"I'm asleep too. See you tomorrow. If you don't get up tomorrow, I'll call you."

Croissant yawned. As for the Angel, she had already gone back to her room to fiddle with her guns. Soon only Texas and Zaun were left here. Zuan looked at the indifferent Luper who had no intention of resting. , "Are you on bar duty today?"

"No, there are others who are simple and not sleepy."

"Okay then, good night."

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"Good morning, Miss Croissant and Stewardess, are you still happy with your dream last night?"

"dry?"

Kong and Croissant were stunned for a moment, watching Zu An put the food on the table.

"Ah, it's a way of greeting from my hometown. It means did you sleep well? Come, have some breakfast. If you have to take a car later, for the convenience of our schedule today, please let me stay on the roof of the car."

"Although I can't understand it, I will respect your choice... Please pay attention to your safety."

Sora didn't know why the other party was like this, but the other party's words were full of good intentions for him, which made it difficult for him to refuse.

"Tsk."

Texas heard Zu An's words as soon as she left the room. Although she had no idea of ​​letting others experience what she had experienced that day, it was really uncomfortable for her to experience that scene alone. There was a feeling that she was the only one who was excluded. A different illusion.

After some dithering, Kong, Zu An and Croissant set off. Zu An sat on the roof of the car and was detained by the inspector of the Guards Bureau on the way to the entertainment company.

The person who temporarily detained the vehicle was a Philin that looked very much like the mascot. Zu An recognized him, the mascot of the Longmen Guards Bureau and the rich woman Shi Huaiya.

"poetry sir"

"It's Shi Huaiya...forget it. In short, sitting on the roof of a car is very dangerous and will affect the order of public transportation."

"But they can't drive normally without me sitting on the roof of the car."

"what?"

The tiger in front of him had an expression on his face that said, "You're kidding me." Then he remembered that a certain Fenchanglong mentioned in our chat yesterday an outrageous person who would make people in the car get lost while sitting in a car. "...Fenchanglong was talking about you. .”

"If you are talking about the stern-faced Sir Chen, it should be me. After all, she was the one who tied me to the roof of the Guards car and took me back."

Speaking of which, the quality of Terra's transportation equipment is so good that it can actually hold its own weight.

"...A special permit should be issued to you. You can leave. Come to the Guards Bureau after today's work is over and I will issue you a relevant permit to avoid future trouble."

"Understood. Thank you for your hard work, Sir Shi."

"It's Sir Shi Huaiya! You idiot! Didn't you listen to the correction I just made?"

The tiger's hair exploded directly.

Before Shi Huaiya was completely furious, Zu An climbed on the roof of the car and began to frantically urge Croissant who was driving, "Let's go, let's go, Sir is in a bad mood today, so don't disturb Sir when he is having fun."

Shi Huaiya's breath was stagnant. Is this person naturally stupid?Why am I angry? I don’t even have any self-awareness!

(Zu An: My few self-awareness allows me to understand that I am a road idiot, which is great, right? After all, the nagging Ulbian is not here, so there is no need to pretend to be a good boy.)

"Sorry, Superintendent Sihuaiya, this guy is like this."

"..."

The more Shi Huaiya thought about it, the angrier he became, and then he scolded Fenchanglong for not taking care of this special person's affairs in advance.

After this episode, Zu An successfully arrived at Kong's entertainment company. When discussing the content of the bodyguard job, Zu An was uncharacteristically serious and showed the conversation and qualities of a qualified bodyguard.

This state surprised Croissant and Kong. This was completely different from the Zuan they usually saw. Is there any story to tell here?

"As for the specific location, are you sure you don't need to go and see it?"

When Kong’s manager asked to go to Kong’s performance, Zu An refused, “I understand your concerns, but this is unnecessary behavior.

Accidents may occur even the day before a performance. This land is always full of accidents. Observing the venue in advance will not reduce the occurrence of such accidents. If you observe the venue, please do so the day before or even before the stewardess performs. hours.

It's too early to see it now. "

"Well...well, I wish us a happy cooperation."

"It's a pleasure to work with you." Zu An shook hands with the manager meticulously with a sullen face and said his final goodbyes, "The stewardess should still be rehearsing for the performance, right?"

"Emmm, the agent has left."

Kong looked at the serious Zu An and felt uncomfortable. After hearing Kong's reminder, Zu An seemed to be deflated and relaxed, "Huh, Kong, you should be rehearsing here, right? Croissant wants Stay?"

"Yeah, I'm going to change my clothes first, see you later!"

"I can do it." Most of the time, Croissant takes things as they come and doesn't have much opinion. "Brother Zuan, do you want to go back? Why don't you stay and watch the rehearsals."

"Sir Shi asked me to go to the Guards Bureau after I finish, and she would give me a special permit to put on the roof of the car."

"That's it, then you go."

Croissant

Feeling that she had forgotten something, Sora went to change clothes, so she sent Zu An out of the entertainment company's gate, "You know how to get to the Guards Bureau, right?"

"I've been there once, how could I not know? Trust me!"

Zu An made a reliable move, and then set off towards the Longmen Guards Bureau with a step of disowning his relatives.

PM 22:00 that day Longmen Guards Bureau

"Missy, are you working overtime like Lao Chen today?"

Seeing Shi Huaiya, whose resentment almost condensed into reality, Xing Xiong, a tall ghost woman and Inspector of the Security Bureau, wanted to know what happened.

"This is the first time...this is the first time that I have been let go."

"Huh? Missy, you were let go?"

"Huh?" Chen stretched and was attracted by Xing Xiong's voice, "The barbecued pork cat has been let go?"

12. This is praiseworthy and not that praiseworthy

"Tell me specifically?"

Xingxiong felt amusement, "Missy, couldn't it be that you had a blind date, but you were let go?"

"How is it possible? If you had it, I would definitely show off in front of this pink intestine dragon every day.

About me being put on the back burner...what does that say?Speaking of which, I have to blame you, a pink intestine dragon. You are the kind of person who makes people get lost when sitting in a car. Why didn't you give me a special permit yesterday?Don't say that you don't have this right as the Inspector General and Senior Superintendent of Police. "

Chen remained silent in the face of Shi Huaiya's questioning, as if this was indeed his own problem.

"Do you think it's possible... that the other party got lost again?"

Xing Xiong asked tentatively, attracting Shi Huaiya's attention. Just as her phone rang, it was a call from Penguin Logistics.

"Looks like you're right."

AM 1:00 Longmen Guards Bureau

At this time, apart from the police officers on night duty, the only police officer in the Guards Bureau was Shi Huaiya, the superintendent who was forced to work overtime. Even the overtime madman Chen Du ended her overtime work. One can only imagine how wronged the little tiger was. .

"Shi...Sir Shihuaiya, are you okay? I'm late."

"First of all, it's not that you came late, it's that you got lost. I sent out the police to find you after ten o'clock and now I'm bringing you back... Forget it, I'm fine."

Are you really okay?Shi Huaiya asked herself, she only said that she was very good because of the good qualities of the police superintendent and the rich lady. Now she really wanted to know why she found this guy in an inconspicuous corner.

Shihuaiya is now on the verge of collapse. If you know that you have amazing road-crazy abilities, don't run around alone. Ask your colleagues to send you away.

The only thing that made me feel relieved in this "desperate" atmosphere was that this naturally stupid guy finally called his name correctly.

"Can you tell me what happened this afternoon?"

"emmmm I'm sorry."

"Why did you apologize directly?"

"I'm quite self-aware about my stupidity!"

Shi Huaiya took a deep breath and kept telling herself to calm down and not get angry with such a crazy person, "So what happened this afternoon?"

"Um... I was walking on the way to the Guard Bureau, and then I forgot the direction, and then I asked a little rabbit with purple hair how to get to the Guard Bureau, and then she stole my wallet."

Oh, it's a hidden clue, no, how did you get from the city center to the slums?In other words, you took the wrong route as soon as you went out, right?Originally, the entertainment company and the Guards Bureau were not separated by a few blocks...

Shi Huaiya didn't know why he wanted to laugh for no reason. How did he go the wrong way when he went out?At the very least, you should look at the map on the road.

"and then?"

"I chased her for most of the afternoon."

"She didn't leave you?"

"A hunter never abandons his prey, especially one that has taken something from the hunter."

Shi Huaiya was silent for a moment and wrote a line in the notebook: Maybe give him a living goal, and then he will not get lost. It is best to take his things.

"Well, I'm listening. You continue."

"Then I caught her and found out she was infected, so I gave her the wallet."

Shihuaiya:...?

Seeing Shi Huaiya's expression of disbelief, Zu An spread his hands and said, "How should I put it? I saw that she couldn't put it down, so I gave it to her. She was so moved that she cried."

Moved...to tears?

Shi Huaiya felt that An Suo would never be moved to tears, it must be something Zu An did, so Shi Huaiya asked, "What specifically did you do?"

"I saw that she liked my wallet so much, so I took out my money and gave the wallet to her."

Zu An took everything so naturally, and Shi Huaiya tried her best to hold back her smile. The unhappiness of the day seemed to have disappeared. Although she didn't want to admit it, this kind of happiness was really based on the pain of others.

Shi Huaiya gradually understood everything. No wonder Ansuo was so moved that he cried. First, he was chased for a long time, and then Zu An took the money and gave it to his wallet.

Anyone would cry, right?No...According to Ansuo's character, he should have been chased by this guy who was nearly 1.9 meters tall all afternoon, and then he would have carried him in his hand, and he would have been scared to tears for the rest of his life, right?

After all...he has such a big sword on his back and a piece of iron on his chest.

“That’s about it.

"

"Then how did you get here?"

"That little rabbit named Ansuo sent me here. When she arrived, she said she was going to eat pork chop rice and left."

Shi Huaiya hesitated to speak. Is it true that you scared her so much that she went back to her exclusive cell to hide?

"...Forget it, just ask for leave tomorrow. I'll get a special permission for you now. Just wait for me."

Shi Huaiya closed her notebook and left her seat. After a while, Shi Huaiya came back and handed a permit to Zu An.

"Speaking of which...have you always been like this?"

"No, officer, only daily life is like this. I enjoy the daily life that is closest to me, but whether it is daily life or not, I am a road fool."

"Okay, if you need me...forget it, no need to ask, I'll take you back."

Shi Huaiya was just about to ask if he should send it away when he realized that he had to send it, otherwise this guy might go somewhere.

"Get in the car... on the roof."

After listening to the description of the pink intestine dragon, Shi Huaiya would never experience the kind of thing where he would not only get lost, but also see weird visions.

Shihuaiya left immediately after delivering Zu An to Penguin Logistics. She wanted to go back to catch up on her sleep, so she directly asked Xingxiong to ask for leave for her.