I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"It seems that Zu An is not here. How are the considerations I told you before?"

Bai Jin pinched the flesh on his belly without leaving any trace, maybe

She should control her diet. She is not the kind of beautiful girl who can eat without getting fat. Her elegant figure is inseparable from her usual diet control.

"Tsk... You seem to be expecting me to make a choice. Okay, okay, I admit that you and Zu An are similar in some aspects."

Lapland held his chin, "What do you think about tonight? I think the Volsini Hotel is good. The soundproofing there is very good. Even if someone dies, you won't hear the screams."

"Ha, okay, let's buy some medicine."

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34. Texas: What a fool!I didn't tell you to kidnap Joanna back!

Zu An did not listen to Joanna's words and chose to book a private room while watching the play.

During the trip to Syracuse, he did not keep his sword close to his body like before. He left both the sword and the stick in the RV. All he had with him was the iron brick, even through Haiji's ability to mimic. Throw away his iron bricks.

Now his iron brick is in a Schrödinger state. He can see it, Hai Hei can see it, but others can't.

The first thing that Zu An did when watching the opera in the box was to use Haiji's mimicry ability to synchronize the clothes on his body with the costumes of the actors on the stage, one after another, until the end of the opera.

Of course, he still had a good time watching the opera. After all, he spent a lot of money to get such a quiet box.

"So...which family is that from? Well, forget it, I can't remember it anymore."

He had no intention of 'borrowing' the money back. After all, this was a serious trip, and spending a little money would be like a normal trip.

The so-called opera is a kind of drama that uses singing and music to illustrate the content of the story. It includes not only solo singing, duet singing and chorus on the stage, but also dialogue, performance and dance.

This opera is called "The Marriage of Figaro", a love drama. Not many people watched this opera. When this opera was performed, Zu An was shocked by it, but he soon felt relieved. .

"Thunderstorm" is included in Yanguo's stage plays, and it is not uncommon to have such a famous opera in Syracuse, not to mention that this world is not stable, and occasionally there will be incidents of visitors from other worlds traveling through it (referring to linkage).

Of course, this comedy opera has some changes in the Terra continent. The count's family in the original opera became the talkers of the Syracuse family.

Zu An was a little bored watching this opera scene. This comic opera scene was shocking to say the least. It contained a mess of scenes such as cheating, aristocrats regaining their virginity rights, workplace harassment from superiors to subordinates, and catching an adulterer.

But it also has something worthy of praise. To be precise, the advantages of such an opera far outweigh its shortcomings, otherwise it would not have left a mark in history.

Zu An's original intention was to watch some operas with a strong underworld color, but he did not want to watch this kind of medieval ethics drama.

Soon four acts and 28 songs passed, and the opera came to an end. Zu An stood up, imitated a suit of Kira Yoshikage and left the box.

"Sir, how do you feel about this drama about love?"

Zuan left the box, and an unexpected person appeared in front of him, Giovanna Rossetti, "Hello, beautiful lady, I am very satisfied with this opera."

"That's not what your eyes say. My name is Caterina... No, it would be foolish to use a false name at this time. My name is Giovanna, Giovanna Rossetti. You have known me for a long time, haven't you? "

"Maybe. So, does the leader of the Rossetti family want to see me for something? I am just a tourist from Syracuse, and I will meet up with my traveling companions later."

"Is that Chelinina? Did she come to Syracuse with you?"

During the opera, Joanna thought about it, and finally couldn't help but come to Zu An. Zu An frowned, "I don't know what you are talking about, Miss Joanna, if you want to use this method to come to me... If you’re taking advantage of someone watching a theater in a box, you’re making a big mistake.”

Why does Texas come to Syracuse? Unless Zaro comes to find her, she will not be able to come back to this miserable place even if Syracuse is bombed.

"Texas, I mean, you know Texas, right? How is she doing?"

Seeing Zu An trying to go around, Joanna stepped in front of Zu An. Zu An replied while complaining about the Queen of Texas, "You really want to know her life? I can't do it because I know you are It would be unfair to me and her to tell anyone about her."

"Tell me what the conditions are? Although it's not as good as the Bellone family, I can still satisfy you in many aspects."

At this time, Joanna had decided to pay some price for the news about Texas. The guy in front of her only looked a little stupid. He was not the kind of guy who could be coaxed into not knowing what was going on in a few words.

"Is this negotiable? Texas is my dearest relative and friend who is my brother and sister."

"..."

Joanna just looked at Zu An who had no intention of giving in. Zu An thought about it and said, "Do you have fruit pizza here? I need a fruit pizza."

"...Only this?"

"Then what do you expect from me? Miss Joanna, please come inside."

Zu An turned around and entered the box again, "I just don't know what you want to know about Texas. Of course, I will only eat fruit when I

Your question will be answered when the pizza is served. "

"...You love fruit pizza?"

Joanna wondered how Texas could endure this guy's outrageous demands?

"Actually, I don't like pizza. I just want to see the crazy expressions of the Syracusans. It turns out that some people will really come to trouble me because of the fruit pizza. Don't worry, I won't do anything to these Syracusans. I It’s just that the one looking for trouble becomes Pelo.”

"Texas didn't tell you...forget it, I just want to know how she is doing?"

Joanna thought about Texas' silent and stoic look for a moment, and she felt that Texas would not tell the other party this kind of common sense without being asked.

Zuan pointed to the door. After a while, a man from Luper, who was born and raised in Syracuse, came with a fruit pizza with a look of disgust on his face, "This thing is simply an insult to the food of Syracuse."

"Hey, Luper, don't be biased. I suggest you try it for yourself. Maybe you will like it? I know a Syracusan who is passionate about making pineapple pizza."

"I don't admit that it was a Syracusan."

After putting down the fruit pizza, Luper left the box, leaving only Joanna and Zuan alone. "Texas is doing well. I can let you communicate with her briefly. As for why it is short... you You know how unreliable our terminal network is due to the influence of the Origin Stone."

As he spoke, Zu An took out the communication terminal to make a call to Texas and handed it to Joanna. Then he ignored the subtlety on Joanna's face and ate the fruit pizza on his own.

Soon, the call was connected, and the voice that came out was slightly hoarse. It was obvious that Texas had just woken up or his sleep had been interrupted.

"...Are you coming back? Do you need me to pick you up? Sorry, wait for me to take a sip of water."

"Celinina, it's me, Giovanna."

Joanna seemed very happy. Texas, who was on the other side of the phone, was silent for a while, and asked Zuan calmly: "Are you planning to knock Joanna unconscious and bring it back to me as a gift? If that's the case... you might as well Buried her halfway."

Joanna:? ? ?

It’s bad, I’m hated by Cellinina for no reason.

"Wait!"

With a muffled sound, Zuan knocked Joanna unconscious with an iron brick while holding a piece of fruit pizza in his mouth, saying vaguely, "I understand."

After knocking Joanna unconscious, while there was no one around, Zuan mimicked Joanna's appearance, then mimicked Joanna's appearance as himself, and dragged her out of the box.

"leader."

"It's okay. I'm done knocking myself down. Don't ask more questions than you should."

Zuan left the Milan Theater with the real Joanna in Joanna's appearance, and went to find Lapland and Platinum.

35. Lapland: Go and find out the name of the hotel: Chelinina Texas

It was evening, the rain in Syracuse stopped, and the streets were wet.

"Buy more medicine. This is Zu An after all. It's possible that just a little medicine won't have much effect on him."

Lapland and Platinum did not go looking for Zaun immediately after eating. Instead, they relied on Lapland's wild ways to buy the medicine they wanted to give to Zuan.

Lapland didn't take Bai Jin's words seriously, "What's the worst, can't we just eat it? He can't possibly turn a blind eye to us, right?"

"Ah... you believe in Zu An's integrity too much. That guy's behavior would not be inappropriate even if it were placed in Dongguo's anime "Gintama"."

Bai Jin originally wanted to say something, but after seeing the figure behind Lapland, he selectively closed his mouth and said instead, "Actually, I suddenly felt... it shouldn't be a problem without that."

"Huh? I bought all of them, what are you talking about with me...Zu An, hahahahaha, what a coincidence, that is...Jovana in your hand...?"

Lapland looked at Zaan, who was carrying the unconscious Joanna on his back, and was so frightened that he stammered. Zuan stared at the things in Lapland's hand, "What did you buy? Show me?"

"Wha... I didn't buy anything. Hahahahaha. Have you eaten? Come on, Xintraiya. I'll take you to eat~ Um, Zuan~ Let go of my tail. Look at my jagged teeth. I'll bite you. One bite is very painful."

No matter what Lapland said, Zaan remained unmoved. He slapped the wolf's tail hard and walked in front, "Let's go. Find a hotel to stay before dark. You can't live in the RV again." .”

"Uh-huh."

Lapland glared hard at Bai Jin, who was having fun, and followed Zu An. Bai Jin didn't care. It would be better to say that the more Lapland glared at her, the happier she became.

What she and Lapland said was to drug Zaun, a lot of drugs, but her own plan was to drug herself, and only one sober person would suffer. Guess who she is?

Lapland took Zaun and Platinum to a hotel in Volsini. Before that, Zuan tied up Joanna like a bastard and threw her into the compartment of his RV - this was for Texas. Syracuse specialty, one of a kind.

Under the hint of Lapland's wink, the three of them were arranged to a room. When asked, there was no room, only a double bed room.

"What the hell...are women so open nowadays?"

The Luper staff who was checking in at the hotel front desk muttered in a low voice, "Speaking of which, where is the white-haired Luper woman just now... Lapland

Germany...fuck!Miss!This is really killing the wolf. "

This hotel was owned by the Saluzzo family, so the front desk felt that Lapland looked familiar. Although Lapland had been stripped of his surname and kicked out for several years, he could still recognize him after all.

Now the front desk is full of complex emotions. Do you want to tell the family leader?You said there is a high probability that you will be killed and silenced, right?But if you don't tell, you know what you know and don't report it, and you will be killed and silenced, right?

It's a dilemma... By the way, as long as I hug the eldest lady's thigh... I shouldn't die, right?

After much thought, the front desk temporarily entrusted the job to a colleague who was passing by. He left the hotel in the name of using the restroom and went straight to a nearby convenience store.

"Ha... This guy needs to learn how to do things. It depends on his background..."

Although most hotels will be equipped with some contraceptive props, after all, the number is not enough, not to mention that it was a trip of three.

There was a burst of sparks and lightning at the front desk, and the elf came back and went straight to the room where Lapland was.

With the knock on the door, Lapland opened the door with a confused look on his face. The receptionist looked nervous and handed the Smurf to Lapland, "Miss, help me, after I see you..."

"Ah... I thought the takeaway I just ordered had arrived."

Lapland looked at the Smurf in his hand and didn't respond. Silly Dog's brain started to work a little, "I understand, you can go. You go and change the information on the computer to Chelinina Dekker." Sass, just don’t make any noise.”

"Ah... I see."

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"Is it takeaway?"

"No, it was the front desk of the hotel. He said I dropped something and brought it up to me."

Lapland put the things in his windbreaker pocket and said, "Zu'an, do you want a drink of water? I'll get you a glass of water."

"Let's drink later while eating...Is this really the only room?"

Zu An had a look of doubt on his face. Bai Jin lay in the middle of the big bed with his tail forming a crosshair. While Zu An was relaxing on the balcony, Bai Jin looked through the drawers next to the bedside table.

Then he looked at Lapland, who was taking off his windbreaker and getting ready to take a shower in the bathroom. The two women looked at each other, and Bai Jin raised a finger, meaning there was only one rubber balloon, who would use it?

Lapland patted the pocket of his windbreaker, signaling to the other party that he had enough.

"I said Zu An, I have something I need your help with."

Lapland's voice came out after he locked the bathroom door, "I have a plan. I want revenge, but I can't do it alone. It takes two people."

"Tell me."

The sound of water dripping on the tiled floor of the bathroom was heard, "It's a coordinated exercise that requires two people... at least two people to start... Well, I'll talk about the details after dinner later. Phew~ Taking a bath is so comfortable, you I don’t know how long I’ve been running in the wilderness, and I can’t get a good wash in your RV.”

The bathroom was filled with mist, and the hot water flowed down Lapland's hair, across her collarbone, and down her milky white body. Lapland made a sound of comfort from time to time.

Finally the Lapland wolf howled.

Zaun knocked on the table. Lapland's wolf howl made him think about how to make Lapland howl all night long. "By the way... Lapland, do you have a change of clothes?"

"No, I can wear your clothes."

Lapland's voice came from the bathroom. She seemed very proud of not having to change clothes.

"Miss Luper, you are going too far! Zu An only has three sets of clothes in total, and there is one set that will never be opened. If you wear it, what will I wear?"

"Cinderella, didn't you bring a change of clothes when you went out?"

"In the car, I only brought a change of underwear when I came here."

I originally planned to pick up the special style you prepared on the way.

Bai Jin secretly thought, the right time and place today, medicines and clothes are all ready, if I can't take you... then I can only boil the frog in warm water.

"I always feel like you're thinking of something bad..."

After hearing Zu An's words, Bai Jin blinked, smiled and said nothing, and lay quietly on the bed.

The knock on the door came again, "Hello~ Takeaway~"

"Why does it smell like Uncle Otsutsuki... Lapland, which takeaway did you order?"

Lapland was soaking in the pool of the bathtub. The entire bathroom seemed foggy under the influence of the bathroom heater. With his legs crossed, Lapland was stroking the Originium crystal on his thigh.