Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

"What? Is it like this!? It's no less difficult than going against the gods... going against the gods..."

Speaking of the latter part, Diona started to cry.

Lei Dianshuo reached out and rubbed Didiona's head, gently comforting the little cat girl:

"There is no need to be so desperate. Things are not completely hopeless."

"Wha...what's the turning point?"

Diona looked at Lei Dianshuo cautiously, hoping that this man could give her some hope.

Lei Dianshuo showed two fingers:

"I can think of two ways."

"Which two ways?"

Diona asked impatiently, her eyes were bright and her tail was swaying behind her.

Kangna, who was sitting opposite Leidenshuo, looked at Diona's swaying cat tail, suddenly felt a little excited, and was ready to go.

Lei Dingshuo looked into Diona's eyes and stretched out a finger:

“The first method, this method is not a method.

Diona, when you mix drinks from now on, regardless of Sanqi21, just pour a glass of high-concentration medical alcohol into someone’s mouth!Don't add anything else!Don’t do any modulation either!

I don’t believe it. If you pour something like medical alcohol into a cup and give it to someone, it will still taste good! "

Diona was in a daze.

At first glance, this method really makes sense, but if you think about it carefully, how can this be considered a method?

So Diona shook her head decisively:

“No, no, if you drink medicinal alcohol directly, the customers will be angry!

And... medical alcohol doesn't count as a bar at all?What I need is a way to make the wine taste bad. "

Sure enough, this method didn't work, Lei Dianshuo showed an expression that was just as I expected.

“Then we can only try the second method.

Diona, you don't know, I have a sister, and my sister has a rare ability. "

Diona didn't know why this person mentioned her sister, but she still asked:

"What rare ability?"

“This sister of mine is not good at cooking, not good at cooking.

To what extent are you not good at it?

No matter how you cook, no matter what ingredients you add, no matter what techniques you use, the final meal is something called Judgment Time!

This thing called the Time of Judgment is very terrifying, and its taste is terrible, comparable to a violent poison!

It is said that the rice cooked by my sister can even poison the gods! "

Diona seemed frightened and took a step back involuntarily:

"Is this... so scary?

But what does this have to do with me?Cooking and bartending are two completely different things, right? "

“It’s true that they are two different things, but they also have different approaches but the same purpose.

Whether you're cooking or bartending, you mix different ingredients, use different methods, and finally make something.

It's just that my sister and you are two extremes.

My sister always cooks terrible food no matter how she cooks it.

No matter how you mix it, you can make delicious wine.

Look, are these two extremes?

But for you, Diona, there is also hope.

If you can go to Inazuma and ask my sister for advice, you might be able to find out the secret to cooking badly no matter how you cook.

As long as we find this secret and apply it to bartending, will it be..."

Lei Dingshuo didn't finish his words, and specially extended his tone to let Diona think about it.

Diona also understood.

Stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade, if you can learn from the sister of the person in front of you, her secret of making food taste terrible no matter how she cooks it.

Then apply this secret to mixing your own drinks.

That way, you can make a bad drink, and then you can destroy the Mondstadt wine industry!

The more Diona thought about it, the happier she became and her eyes became brighter. She seemed to have finally found a good way!

"Then, where is your sister? I want to ask her for advice!"

Lei Dianshuo replied calmly:

"In Inazuma."

"What?" Diona was dumbfounded: "In Rice Wife? So far away?

"I am from Dao Wife. What's so strange about my sister being in Dao Wife?"

"Uh... Indeed, that's true." Kitten Girl fell into entanglement and embarrassment: "But no matter what, Ina Wife is too far away, so I went all the way to ask Ina Wife for advice..."

Lei Dianshuo smiled:

"That's the problem. If you want to go to Inazuma from Mondstadt, you need to cross the sea and take many days of boat ride to get to Inazuma.

Can Diona leave Mondstadt?Does Diona dare to go to Rice Wife alone? "

The kitten girl struggled for a while, and finally wrung her fingers and shook her head helplessly.

She was still too young, how could she go to Inazuma alone?It's so unrealistic.

372. Tsundere Cat Diona

In fact, to take a step back, even if Diona really had the courage to go to Inazuma, she would not be able to see Leidenshuo's sister when she got there.

Who is Lei Dianshuo's sister?Shadow!

As a former general and Inazuma's predecessor, the God of Thunder, Kage was not something he could just meet if he wanted to.

To put it another way, even if Diona saw Ying and asked her for advice on how to make the food taste bad, Ying would not be angry at the question.

But, can this kind of thing be taught?

It is estimated that Ying herself does not know how to cook. She just puts the ingredients together step by step, and then finds a way to cook them. What is finally presented is the time of judgment.

No matter how the film is made, this is what will be produced in the end.

Even if Ying wanted to teach this kind of thing mixed with the level of cause and effect, he probably wouldn't be able to teach Diona.

So from the beginning, Diona's idea was impossible to succeed.

In other words, from the very beginning, Lei Dianshuo was prevaricating Diona and deceiving this child.

It can't be said to be deception, just... comfort this little cat girl and don't let her obsession be too stubborn.

Next, Lei Dianshuo's comfort (fudge) continued:

"Diona, Dao Wife is so far away, and you are not familiar with the place. How do you get there after thousands of miles?

It's better to settle down first and grow up slowly.

When you are old enough, and when Mr. Durav is confident enough about you, then you can consider going to Daozhu to see the world, how about it? "

Diona lowered her head, thought for a while, and finally nodded.

She had to admit that what Leidenshuo said made sense. She was still too young, and her father would definitely be worried if she went to a place as far away as Inazuma.

Then you can only grow up slowly, and wait until you grow up to consider this matter in the long term.

Diona raised her head and looked at Lei Dingshuo pitifully:

"Then... when I grow up, when I go to Dao Wife, will you welcome me to Dao Wife?"

"Of course," Leidenshuo promised: "When the time comes, you will send a letter first. After receiving the letter, I will greet you at Inazuma and introduce you to my sister."

Upon hearing Lei Dianshuo's affirmation, Diona's eyes immediately glowed:

"That's great! Thank you! You are a good person! I...ah!"

Diona suddenly screamed and jumped to the top!

It turned out that Kangna appeared behind Diona at some point and grabbed Diona by the tail!

This is Diona's cat's tail. Unless you are close to someone important, you must not touch it!

Diona was suddenly attacked, and her important parts were caught off guard. She was so frightened that her hair exploded all over her body, and she jumped to the top!

After landing, Diona turned around and saw that Kangna was still holding her tail!

An angry Diona turned red and said angrily to Kangna:

"Kanna! What are you doing? Why did you suddenly attack my tail!?"

Kangna clenched the cat tail in her hand again, and the child said calmly:

"Diona's tail is fluffy and moving around. It's so cute. I'm a little itchy."

Feeling that Kangna was still moving her hands and feet, Diona's face turned redder and she became more angry:

"No...no! You can't touch my tail!"

Realizing that Diona really didn't like others touching her tail, Kangna nodded and put down the cat tail in her hand.

However, Kangna also set her sights on Diona's cat ears.

Now Diona understood the seriousness and took the lead in covering her cat ears, saying with a look of shame and anger:

"No! My ears can't do it either!"

Kangna's expression suddenly became very regretful:

"Obviously very cute, so sad..."

"What's there to be sorry for, Kangna!"

The arrogant little cat girl started arguing with Kang Na angrily.

Diona's personality is very lively, while Kangna's personality is very calm. When these two children quarrel, who is the first to retreat?

Well... Diona was the first to retreat.

Don't look at this child's small mouth and accuse Kangna. But when Kangna faced these accusations, she accepted them all with a cute expression, but there was no trace of guilt on her face.

This expression seems to be telling Diona, I'm sorry, but I will dare next time!

Facing Kang Na who was almost helpless, Diona complained for a while and was defeated helplessly.

"You...Kanna, in short, you are not allowed to touch my tail or ears without my permission in the future!"

Kang Na's eyes suddenly lit up:

"In other words, I can touch it with your permission?"

Kitten Girl was a little angry:

"I didn't say that!"

But in fact, this is what Diona meant. Kangna understood it, and so did Raiden Shuo.

Because she was facing Kangna at this time, Diona turned her back to Lei Dianshuo. Lei Dianshuo happened to see Diona's back and the cat's tail swaying slightly in front of him.

To be honest, looking at Diona's cat tail, Lei Dianshuo felt a little itchy and wanted to scratch it.

But the little cat girl was so hairy just now that she had no choice but to endure the itching.

It's almost time and it's time to say goodbye.

Just like that, Lei Dianshuo stood up from his seat and said to Kang Na:

"Okay, Kangna, it's getting late. We should go back. Lisa will definitely be unhappy if we hang out in the pub all day."