Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

Lei Dianshuo, who was well aware of his recent bad reputation, sighed and said helplessly to Barbara:

"Barbara, that's not the case. There is nothing the West Wind Church has done badly.

Besides, I am the consultant of the Knights of the West Wind, not the Church of the West Wind. Even if something happens, I can't control you. "

"Oh... this... that's it," Barbara hesitated a little, then suddenly thought: "Then... Mr. Consultant came to the church to pray to Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind?"

Having said this, Barbara clasped her hands together in a prayer gesture. Her whole body seemed to be emitting pure holy light, and her body was full of pure faith in the God of Wind:

"If you have any difficulties, please talk to Lord Barbatos. The Wind God will protect you."

391.Barbara is just too gentle

Several black lines appeared on Lei Dianshuo's head:

"I am a rice wife, and I believe in the God of Thunder. Although Barbatos is good, he is not my cup of tea."

This time, she became Barbara speechless.

Why is Barbatos not your cup of tea?Does this count as disrespectful to the gods?

Since the point worth complaining was really strange, Barbara struggled for several times but did not complain.

"So... Mr. Consultant, why did you come to the church today?"

"Barbara, I'm here for you."

"For me?"

Barbara was startled. She didn't know whether it was because she was narcissistic or because she had been thinking too much recently. She subconsciously thought a little bit wrong and her cheeks were a little red:

"Um... Mr. Consultant, I am the praying pastor of the West Wind Church, and I have dedicated myself to the gods."

There are more black lines on Lei Dianshuo's head.

Why do I feel like I can't keep up with this girl's brain circuit? Why are the first few sentences of the conversation a bit wrong?What happened to this child Barbara?

So Lei Dianshuo could only continue to explain helplessly:

"It's not what you think. I have business with you. Please, Barbara, please wake up."

"what!?"

After reacting, Barbara blushed and felt very embarrassed:

"Um...I'm really sorry, Mr. Consultant, I've been a little nervous recently due to that group of fans. What do you want to see me for?"

"It's just about your fan, Barbara. I'm here to help you solve your trouble."

Barbara's eyes widened and her mouth opened slightly, with a cute expression of surprise.

After being surprised for a while and stunned for a while, Barbara made a dull sound of meaningless confusion:

"what?"

Lei Dianshuo was even more speechless. Why didn't he realize that this child had cute attributes?

So he could only continue to explain in detail:

"Barbara, aren't you going to help Qin hold a birthday party and give her a surprise?

I've heard about this from Lisa, and I will be attending this celebration of Jean's birthday.

But I also heard Lisa say that you have encountered some troubles recently, which has caused you to have to deal with that annoying Albert after work, so you have no time to help Qin prepare the birthday party. "

Hearing Lei Dianshuo's explanation, Barbara almost showed an expression of understanding.

After all, in Barbara's heart, the most important person to her is Qin. How much does she look forward to being able to surprise Qin and hold a birthday party for her sister?

However, such an important matter was interrupted by this guy Albert, which made Barbara feel a little bit resentful despite her good temper.

So Barbara looked at Lei Dianshuo sheepishly:

"Indeed...Mr. Albert outside the church has really been disturbing me lately."

"Barbara, why are you so polite? Albert has almost turned into a perverted stalker.

I think it's more than enough to throw him directly into the Knights' prison on this charge. "

Barbara waved her hands hurriedly:

"That's not the case. Mr. Albert just... pays too much attention to me and supports me too much."

Lei Dianshuo shook his head repeatedly:

"Barbara, you are so gentle and kind, and you are extremely polite to such unreasonable people.

If you ask me, you should learn from Rosalia once in a while, and directly fight back with justice for people like this who insist on begging for nothing!

By the way, where is Rosalia?

As far as I know about this nun, she is very good at dealing with these things. As long as you ask her, Rosalia will definitely help you deal with Albert. "

"Dealing with Albert or something...it's not that serious."

Barbara explained a little coyly:

"I did think about asking Rosalia to help, but Rosalia doesn't know what she's been busy with lately, and she's often away from church."

"That's it," Lei Dianshuo nodded, and then said righteously: "Leave this matter to me, see if I don't pout that Albert outside!"

Pouty! ?

Barbara exclaimed in her heart, but did not scream out loud. She stared at Lei Dianshuo's leaving back with her big round eyes in confusion.

After accepting this task, Lei Dingshuo turned around without saying a word, left Barbara, and went straight out of the cathedral.

Sure enough, outside the entrance of the cathedral, Albert was still cat-catting there.

Looking from the direction of the door, Albert looks like a stalking pervert and a voyeuristic paparazzi. All in all, he is a very annoying person!

It's just like Lei Dianshuo said, it's more than enough to throw this kind of person directly into prison!

So, Lei Dianshuo came to Albert with a bad look on his face.

But when Lei Dianshuo walked over, Albert didn't notice him the whole time. His eyes were still staring at the door of the church, not paying attention to the situation around him at all.

With a cold face, Lei Dianshuo patted his shoulder:

"I mean Mr. Albert."

"Huh? Who?"

After being tapped on the shoulder, Albert came back to his senses and turned to look at Lei Dingshuo:

"Who are you? What can I do for you?"

"Don't worry about who I am, I really want to ask you something."

"whats the matter?"

"I heard that you are the president of the Barbara Fans Club? Is that right?"

Speaking of this matter, Albert suddenly became extremely proud and puffed up his chest in front of Lei Dianshuo.

"Yes, I am the president of the Barbara Fans Club!

Miss Barbara is the most beautiful light in my life, so lovely, so touching, so holy...

In short, Miss Barbara must be an angel descended from the sky, specially coming to save us confused lambs!

Miss Barbara’s smile is the thing we cherish most!Miss Barbara's singing is a treasure we will never forget!

It is precisely because of this that we formed the Barbara Fans Support Club to support Barbara together!Let’s always support Ms. Barbara! "

Speaking of which, Albert raised his fist and shouted loudly, as if he was afraid that others wouldn't see his momentum.

But in fact, this person's aura was silly, incompatible with the surrounding atmosphere, quite rude and reckless.

Please, this is a church, a place that needs peace and quiet.

But Albert, the idiot, was shouting here, as if he was afraid of not disturbing others.

So much so that other people who came to the church to pray, or the nuns in the surrounding churches, all looked at Albert with disapproval.

But what if you are dissatisfied?

Most of the people who come here know Albert, and they also know that this man is not afraid of boiling water.

So the people around him just stared at Albert with dissatisfaction and ignored him.

However, this Albert felt good about himself and was completely unaware of the dissatisfied eyes of the people around him. He continued to be moved and motivated by himself.

Lei Dianshuo's head was full of black lines, and he couldn't help but stop Albert first:

"Please wait a moment!

I said Albert, this is the entrance to the cathedral, a quiet and solemn place. You are yelling here, don't you realize that this is inappropriate? "

"What's wrong?" Albert raised his neck with a look of dissatisfaction: "Both the people in the church and the people who come to the church should feel the beauty of Miss Barbara, so I am here to preach loudly. , promote Miss Barbara to everyone!”

Good guy, you’ve even come out to preach. Are you some kind of brainwashed fanatic believer?Or are you saying that you have brainwashed yourself?

For this kind of bastard fan who is obviously not very smart, Lei Dianshuo really can't reason with him, because there is no reason to talk to such a person.

Therefore, Lei Dianshuo changed his strategy and wanted to persuade Barbara from this direction:

"But, you are yelling here and squatting here all day long. Isn't this causing trouble to your true love, Miss Barbara?"

"How is that possible?" Albert looked dissatisfied, even a little angry: "We are here to support Miss Barbara, how could Miss Barbara be angry?"

"Barbara isn't angry?"

"Of course Miss Barbara is not angry! Every time Miss Barbara comes out from get off work, she talks to me gently and encourages us gently!"

392. Let’s trick the annoying people away first.

Are you sure it was a gentle conversation?

Rather than when Barbara met you out of church, you hugged you with a shameless face, and Barbara had to say a few polite words to you?

I really feel good about myself. I have never seen someone so moved by their own imagination!

Taking a deep breath, Lei Dianshuo resisted the urge to slap him and continued:

“But if you stay here all the time, will it cause trouble to Barbara’s work and life?

As a fan of Miss Barbara, you certainly don’t want Barbara to be troubled by this, right? "

"How can we cause trouble to Miss Barbara? This kind of thing must be slander!

You see, I have always stood outside the church and never entered the church. Where did the interruption and trouble come from? "

If the nun hadn't stopped you, you would have entered the church long ago, Lei Dianshuo said in his heart.

Sighing, Lei Dianshuo finally felt helpless.

It was my fault to reason with this kind of self-brainwashed fan.

In this case, we can only completely change our strategy.

So Lei Dingshuo looked at Albert calmly and said:

"Okay, okay, I hope you can successfully support Miss Barbara.

However, Miss Barbara is not in the church now, so what's the point of being stuck here? "

"Huh?" Albert was confused: "Miss Barbara is not in the church? How is it possible? I clearly saw Miss Barbara coming here to work this morning?"

Does that mean you, bastard, are stuck here every morning?Preventing Miss Barbara from coming to work in the church?

Forget it, let's fool this bastard first.

Thinking like this, Lei Dianshuo continued to work hard and said calmly:

"But Miss Barbara is not in the church.

I just asked the nun in the church, and the nun said that Barbara had gone out for something. "

"Is something wrong? What's the matter?"

Sure enough, Albert took the bait and asked hurriedly.

Lei Dianshuo pretended to be the same and started to make nonsense: