Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

Under the shocked gaze of Kang Na next to her, Ying took out a harp from nowhere.

"Um...when I had nothing to do, I learned a few tricks from Wendy. Why don't I come and accompany Xiang Ling and Paimon!"

Seeing Ying's actions, Paimon's eyes widened, and he suddenly felt like he was betrayed by his best traveling companion:

"Hey! Ying, why are you..."

Ying stuck out her tongue cutely, a little embarrassed:

"Um...you have already agreed to sing a duet with Xiang Ling, so what if I join in as accompaniment?"

"But...but..."

Paimon tried several times but nothing came out, and finally he shook his head dejectedly.

Xiangling was very surprised when she saw that Yingya wanted to join in.

"Huh? Do you want some accompaniment for the traveler? Let me see, Mond's harp seems to be very suitable for accompaniment!"

After finishing Paimon and the accompaniment, Xiang Ling happily asked Lei Dianshuo for advice and confirmed the lyrics again.

As for the melody of the song, there is no need to confirm it again, because the melody of this song is too brainwashing. Just now Lei Dianshuo only hummed it once, Xiang Ling and Paimon remembered it, and Ying, who was preparing the accompaniment, also remembered it in their hearts.

After confirming each other's lyrics and the parts to sing, we were ready to start singing the song.

Ying happily played the harp and played the prelude to the song.

Following the brisk intro, Xiangling and Paimeng officially started the song.

Paramount:

"No, Xiangling, you are getting closer and closer, where are your eyes looking? Your saliva is still flowing to the grass... (angry)

Xiangling, no, I am not emergency food, nor is it something to eat, be careful I am really angry, hum! ” (Stomping feet in the air)

Xiangling:

"My stomach was full and I was about to faint from hunger. I saw a flying bird. It was short, fat and could not find its waist. It smelled like food... (Glanced at Paimon)

I want to make a secret burger, add fermented bean curd and lemon to make it more flavorful, I will do it for my brothers!The mouth is full of oil and the aroma is wonderful..." (drooling)

Paramount:

"No, Xiangling. You say I look like an old hen, and you want to turn me into a roasted chicken. Why don't you eat Mi Youji... (pointing)

Where is Xiangling? I am cautious every day. Worry has become a tonic and I am nervous all day long...(worry)"

Xiangling:

"Eat you, eat you, eat you, just eat you! Braised, steamed, boiled, you choose one! Paimon, Paimon, Paimon, I want to eat you... (eyes shine)"

Paramount:

"No, no, no, I won't listen! Shut up, shut up, shut up, get out! Xiangling, Xiangling, Xiangling, you can't... (Stomp your feet in the air)"

"Xiang Ling can't!" Paimon shouted very loudly!

Because there are too many elements of persecution against Paimon in this song, by the end of the song, Paimon was already fuming.

But regardless, this upbeat song was a successful collaboration.

Xiangling sang happily and shook her head, while Paimeng frowned and even felt bitter and resentful when singing.

The cheerful singing just floated out from the carriage carriage and spread into the surrounding vast wilderness.

I have to say that this cheerful song is really brainwashing. Even if Xiangling and Paimon have finished singing, even if Ying's accompaniment has finished singing, everyone still has the melody just now in their minds.

Kang Na, who was listening to the song with her eyes open, couldn't help but applaud a little, and cheered up very seriously.

Seeing Kang Na's serious actions, Xiang Ling and Ying Ye clapped happily, and they celebrated the success of this cooperation.

Of course, Paimon was not in a good mood to celebrate. The little guy stomped his feet in the air with bitter hatred:

"What kind of song is this? I'm so angry! It's so outrageous!"

So Paimon angrily floated behind Raiden Shuo, wanting to accuse the culprit:

"Shuo, it's all your fault! You created such a strange song to persecute me!"

Lei Dianshuo, who was very happy to hear it earlier, couldn't help laughing:

"Ah? Is this persecution?

Oops, it’s just that Paimon is so cute sometimes, and I want to bully him a little, hahaha..."

"You can't bully! I'm angry!"

Seeing that Paimon really seemed to have a tendency to explode, Raiden Shuo suppressed his laughter, but he couldn't stop the smile on his face.

At this time, Xiangling also leaned over to join in the fun.

"By the way, Shuo, who is Mi Yuji in the lyrics? I've never heard of it."

The smile on Lei Dianshuo's face couldn't help but become a little stiff.

How should he answer this question?Lei Dianshuo could only make nonsense:

"Uh...I don't know for sure. Maybe he's the spokesperson or mascot of a certain gang?"

Hearing the words mascot, Ying couldn't help but look at Paimon:

"Like Paimon?"

Lei Dianshuo hesitated:

"It seems... quite similar."

Paimon, who had just calmed down a little, became angry again and continued to stamp his feet in the air anxiously:

"Hey! I'm not a mascot! And I'm not emergency food!"

"Okay, okay..." Ying looked at Paimon lovingly: "Paimon is my best partner! My most reliable guide!"

Paimon immediately looked at Ying with emotion:

"Woooooooooo... Ying, we are worthy of being partners who share weal and woe!"

"Yes, yes, we are partners sharing weal and woe!"

That's true, but the place wasn't quiet for a while. Ying, who was sitting in the carriage, couldn't help but hum the melody of "Xiang Ling Can't".

Seeing the shocked and angry look from Paimeng next to her, Ying felt a little guilty:

"Well... I can't help it, the melody of this song is too brainwashing, hey!"

"Hey, you're so big! When did you learn from the singers?"

Paimon almost collapsed a little and shouted.

Seeing that there was going to be a commotion in the carriage, Lei Dianshuo, who was sitting at the front, tightened the horse's reins and stopped the carriage.

He turned around and looked at everyone in the carriage:

"Everyone, it's noon. Let's stop and take a rest. Let's have lunch by the way."

Speaking of rest and lunch, as expected, this incident diverted Paimon's anger.

Paimon, who was no longer able to get angry, was the first to float out of the carriage. The little guy crossed his arms and said angrily:

"Huh... no matter what, I want to have a good meal at noon today. Xiangling, you have to make me delicious food. This is compensation! There is also mental damage compensation!"

"Okay, okay, I'll just make it up to you."

While saying this, Xiang Ling and Ying jumped out of the carriage.

The last one to jump out of the car was Kangna.

421. What do you eat in the wilderness?

Everyone got out of the carriage, and Lei Dianshuo also jumped out of the driver's seat in front. The group stood beside the carriage, looking at the surrounding fields, and couldn't help but fall into thought.

What's for lunch today?This is probably a problem that everyone encounters every day.

Well... if you work day after day, year after year, this matter is indeed distressing enough.

But for them traveling in the wild, this matter is not so troublesome.

There is no need to pay so much attention to cooking in the wild. Just eat whatever you encounter and whatever ingredients are available.

In addition, among their group is the chef Xiang Ling, who can make delicious food no matter what the ingredients are.

Of course, except for ingredients like slime condensate!

Looking at the vast wilderness around him, Xiang Ling, who was standing at the front of the crowd, began to think:

"Hmm... let me think about it, what should I cook for lunch today? I also have to compensate Paimon for a big meal..."

"Make chicken."

The words calm, calm and cute sounded from behind everyone.

If this voice wasn't too calm, if this voice wasn't familiar to everyone, everyone would definitely misunderstand the meaning of these two words!

Xiangling turned around with everyone and looked at Kangna behind her.

At some point, Kangna, who was standing at the back of everyone, had already caught the ingredients for today's lunch...or was it prey?

Under everyone's shocked eyes, little Kangna was holding five huge pheasants that had fainted in her hands!

Looking at Kang Na, this child, Ying was simply puzzled.

"Kang...Kangna, do you have any ingredients with you?"

Kangna calmly shook her head and raised the pheasant in her hand:

"No, I just caught these five chickens."

"Just caught?"

Ying simply looked in disbelief, wondering when did Kangna catch him?How come they don't know anything?Wasn't Kangna always behind them?

Compared to when Kang Na caught the prey, Xiang Ling was obviously more interested in the prey itself that Kang Na caught.

"Hmm... Let me take a look, it seems to be an ordinary bird in the Mondstadt Field. The meat of this kind of bird is quite good.

Kangna, why do you want to eat chicken? "

Kangna held up five pheasants and calmly turned to look at Paimon floating in the air:

"Because in the song you sang just now, you mentioned old hen, roasted chicken, rice cooker, braised in braised sauce, steamed, or boiled. Choose one."

Being stared at by Kang Na, Kang Na calmly said such terrible words, Paimon was suddenly frightened and shivered.

For some reason, when Kangna looked at him, Paimon felt as if he was being targeted by some powerful beast?Is this an illusion?

Poor Paimon shivered and hid quietly next to Ying.

Xiangling nodded in sudden realization:

"So that's how it is, I was influenced by the lyrics...

But braised, boiled, steamed, etc... I'm afraid that won't work today. Although I brought a pot and seasonings with me, it's still difficult to make a variety of dishes under such simple conditions.

But don't be sad, these fat chickens will not go to waste.

This is a wilderness, and I have a purely natural and pollution-free method of cooking chicken. This method was taught to me by Shuo, and it is guaranteed to be delicious! "

Lei Dianshuo looked at Xiang Ling thoughtfully:

"Are you talking about the beggar's chicken I taught you?"

Xiangling nodded with a smile:

"That's right, it's beggar's chicken. Although it's a little troublesome to make, it can ensure the original flavor of the chicken to the greatest extent. It's very delicious!"

Paimon next to him couldn't help but his eyes lit up:

"Wow... to ensure the original flavor of the chicken to the greatest extent, Shuo, I never thought you had such a skill."

"It's okay, okay. I just have rich theoretical knowledge. I have to leave it to Xiang Ling on how to operate it."

So Paimon looked at Xiangling expectantly, and excitedly twisted his buttocks in mid-air:

"Xiang Ling, Xiang Ling, cook it for us! There are five chickens here, which is definitely enough for us! If it's not enough, go catch some more!"

Xiangling looked at the five pheasants in Kangna's hand and nodded: