Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

Zhongli had already anticipated Ying and Paimon's doubts. He crossed his arms and said softly to them:

“As far as universal rationality is concerned, there really isn’t.

But I am the God of Contracts. I have made thousands of contracts through my hands for thousands of years. If a transaction is not profitable, I will never make it easily.

The deal with the God of Ice was the contract I made in my last moments as the God of Rock to end all contracts.

As for the other end of the scale, what kind of chips does the Ice Queen add... It's up to you to reveal the answer during your future journey. "

Listening to Zhongli's answer, Yingyi was completely speechless.

What is going on with this familiar feeling of being dealt with in ambiguity?

I feel like I have been dealt with in this way more than once. It seems that Wendy was also like this when Mondstadt faced her!There is always something unclear!

Really, how can these gods be so virtuous! ?

Ying, who was a little angry, crossed her arms and had a look of dissatisfaction clearly on her pretty face.

To be honest, if you want her to turn against Wendy, she still has some confidence.

But she really didn't dare to turn against Zhongli.

After all, although these two are both gods, and they are the first and second oldest gods, they give people really different feelings.

At least facing Zhongli, Ying felt that she would not be so easy to act rogue.

There was really no other way, so Ying could only sigh helplessly.

Although it was unclear what kind of contract Zhongli had reached with the Ice God, let alone what the contract that ended all contracts was, it was enough to know that Zhongli had not lost anything in this contract.

Ying shook her head a little depressed and decided not to ask any more questions.

After asking Zhongli what he wanted to know, Ying looked at Lei Dianshuo over there.

And this time, Ying's eyes were very solemn and a little sharp:

"Shuo, you already know Zhongli's identity, right?"

Lei Dianshuo naturally spread his hands:

"Of course. After all, Zhongli and I are old acquaintances. Of course I know his identity."

Paimon was very dissatisfied at this time:

"Damn Shuo! You disgusting ghost! You have known Zhongli's identity for a long time, but you didn't reveal it to us at all! You guy, you watched us being deceived the whole time, didn't you!?"

"It's unfair!" Lei Dianshuo yelled at Qu directly: "How could I be seeing your joke? Zhongli's identity is really important and I can't reveal it!"

Ying shook his head angrily, frowned and said:

"What makes me angry is not that you hid it from me.

What makes me angry is that you are wrong! "

"Am I wrong?" Lei Dianshuo was really confused now: "What's wrong with me?"

Ying continued to complain angrily:

"It was the same when we were in Mondstadt. You knew about Wen early tomorrow..."

At this point, Ying suddenly stopped talking and looked at Zhongli a little uneasily.

Zhongli immediately understood what Ying meant. He smiled and relieved Ying's worries while continuing to watch the show:

"Oh, Wendy, he and I are old friends. We are both gods from neighboring countries. How could I not know him? Travelers can rest assured."

Hearing what Zhongli said, Ying nodded and felt relieved, and then continued to angrily accuse Lei Dingshuo:

“It was like this in Mondstadt, you knew Wendy’s true identity early on.

Now, it's still like this in Liyue, you knew Zhongli's identity early!

Could it be that... by the time I arrived at Inazuma, you would have already known the God of Thunder, right?And then continue to keep me in the dark! "

At this point, Ying was almost out of breath:

"Shuo, what's going on with you? Why do you know the gods of every country you visit? Who on earth are you!?"

Finally, finally, Ying finally asked Lei Dianshuo this question, who are you? ?

Zhongli next to him looked at Ying with interest, and then at his lost friend Lei Dianshuo.

I thought to myself, is this guy Shuo going to lose his vest! ?

Zhongli, who was in a good mood, just watched the show silently.

The person involved, Lei Dianshuo, felt not guilty at all at this time.

The current situation looks quite urgent, and it seems that the vest is about to fall, but it is not that bad.

In fact, it can be heard from Ying's words just now that although Ying had already suspected Lei Dianshuo's true identity, he was not aware of Lei Dianshuo's true identity.

Because Ying just mentioned Inazuma, and mentioned that after she gets to Inazuma, will Raiden Shuo still know Inazuma's God of Thunder! ?

From here, we can see Ying's subconscious brain circuit. She did not realize that Lei Dianshuo might be the God of Thunder. She only realized that Lei Dianshuo's identity was unusual.

As long as the vest doesn't fall off, it's easy to talk about anything.

At this time, Lei Dianshuo chose to act stupid.

Chapter 570 Flick, Then Flick

The method of pretending to be stupid sounds quite useless, but as long as you pretend to be stupid, you can really hide it from people who are serious about it.

What's more, Lei Dianshuo himself is a master at pretending to be stupid, so he started pretending to be stupid as usual.

At this time, Lei Dianshuo's expression was as if he had been unjustly accused of stealing 500 million. He wanted to be as innocent as possible and as aggrieved as he wanted. He spread his hands and said to his opponent with great bitterness and hatred:

"Who else can I be? I am Lei Dianshuo!

Ying, my identity, my situation in Daozhu, I have told you before!There is nothing to hide! ?

I am just an ordinary person who comes from Yi Dao Wife! "

Ying still doesn’t quite believe it:

"How can ordinary people from Inazuma know the gods of the two countries!?

You said before that you not only traveled to Mondstadt and Liyue, you also traveled to Xumi.

Could it be that you know the gods of your Inazuma country and the gods of Xumi? ? "

Lei Dianshuo continued to say helplessly and matter-of-factly:

“Does it matter that I know our Inazuma’s God of Thunder?

Rather, I don’t know our Inazuma’s God of Thunder, right? "

Lei Dianshuo's reaction to these words made Ying confused. Lei Dianshuo continued:

"As I said before, our family and the Thunder God's surname are not the same thing, but they are related.

Our family should be considered a branch of Thor.

No matter how we branch, we are related to Thor, we can barely be considered distant relatives.

With such a relationship, isn’t it natural that I know our God of Thunder?

Not only do I know the current Thor, but I also know the previous one. Is there anything wrong? ? "

After listening to this explanation, Ying covered her head:

"Uh...it seems...makes sense."

While Ying's brain was still confused, Lei Dianshuo continued to strike while the iron was hot:

"As for the gods of other countries, the reason why I know them is because of my own strength."

"strength?"

“Yes, it’s strength.

Ying, you also know how strong I am.

My situation is similar to that of Falga, the grand leader of the Knights of the West Wind. They are both superhuman beings with extraordinary talents, rapid progress, and extremely powerful combat abilities!

But even superhuman beings still belong to the category of human beings!

People like us, through hard work and practice, can be regarded as the top experts among human beings!Even if you can't defeat the gods, you can still go head-to-head with the gods' followers.

I would like to ask, if a man with such strength and fighting ability as me suddenly leaves his own country and goes to other countries, will the gods of other countries be so relieved?

Certainly not.

Gods who are worried will disguise themselves as bards, guests, etc., and come to me to test me, worrying whether people like me will cause harm to their country.

Of course I will not seek trouble, let alone harm other countries.

However, after getting along for a long time, a person of my strength can also realize that the bard and the guest are extraordinary.

As we got closer, I realized their identities. Is there anything wrong with them?

We are all aware of our identities, so we can get along further and become friends. Is there anything wrong with that?

So, it feels right that I know the gods of these two countries, right? "

Well, Lei Dianshuo started his deception method again.

Don't tell me, the logic of this deception is quite correct, at least it sounds correct at first glance.

Just like Ying, she was raped again like this... Why should I say it again?

All in all, Ying was fooled and deceived again.

At this moment, Ying felt that what Lei Dianshuo said made sense. If it was for this reason and this kind of experience, it seemed normal and reasonable for Lei Dianshuo to know the gods of other countries.

As if to appear more normal and reasonable, Lei Dianshuo added a few more words:

"As for the Xumi you mentioned...the situation is a bit special.

On the one hand, I was only halfway through my trip to Xumi before I had to stop my trip and return to Inazuma urgently. You also know the reason why.

Maybe it's because I haven't traveled to the depths yet, so I haven't had the opportunity to get to know the gods of Sumeru.

On the other hand, during Xumi's travels, I could vaguely feel that the situation of Xumi's gods didn't seem to be very good?

To put it harshly, the god of Xumi is in trouble, how can she bother to come to me?Come and get to know me?

Therefore, I really don’t know the gods of Sumeru. "

Lei Dianshuo's last words actually reassured Ying a lot and added to his credibility.

If Lei Dianshuo even knew the gods of Xumi, Ying wouldn't be so convinced.

Now that Lei Dianshuo said seriously that he did not know the gods of Xumi, Ying felt that it was more reasonable.

That's the thing. Invisibly, Ying has accepted the fact that Lei Dianshuo knows the gods.

In other words, Ying has been deceived by Lei Dianshuo!

Paimon, who was floating next to Ying, was secretly looking at Raiden Shuo with a look of contempt. This look seemed to say, you can really fool me!

Lei Dianshuo noticed Paimon's eyes and gave a vague expression of what can you do to me.

Paimon glanced at Raiden Shuo with disdain and ignored him.

All in all, after successfully deceiving her, Lei Dianshuo said to her with a clear conscience:

"That's the way it is, Ying. Do you still feel something is wrong?"

After scratching his head, the golden-haired fool said hesitantly:

"Uh... nothing's wrong."

"That's good," nodded, Lei Dianshuo said: "Since there is no problem, and the crisis in Liyue has been resolved today, let's leave the North Country Bank first."

Paimon also nodded at this time and excitedly said:

"Yes, yes, Ying, let's get out of here quickly. Staying in this Northland Bank always feels like we are staying in the enemy's lair, which makes me feel uncomfortable."

It wasn't just Paimon who felt uncomfortable. After Paimon said this, Ying also felt uncomfortable looking around.

She nodded and agreed:

"Well, let's leave here first. It's really not a good place to stay here for a long time."