I, with a long knife in my hand, can only do one move

If you want to be a good teacher, it may not be easy... This time, try not to be called "stupid" or "scumbag" by your students.

By the way, thinking of this, I admire that octopus a little bit, what's going on?

Looking at the octopus that was tying itself up and hanging on a tree to "apology" to his classmates, Cheng Rang twitched the corners of his mouth.

Chapter 14 Puberty time?

Facts have proved that Nagisa Chaotian's records are not low in accuracy.

Koro-sensei, who hangs himself on a tree and lets his classmates "kill" him, can also dodge all attacks like slimy tentacles and show a mocking look.

But just when the students were about to give up in anger, the branch broke like this.

"Hey—it's not good!!"

"Right now, do it!"

Everyone picked up their knives and guns and chased Long Tanglang. During the period, the tentacle that killed the teacher was still entangled with the rope, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

[Koro-sensei’s weakness ②: Once in trouble, he will be in a hurry]

After finally breaking free, he taunted the breathless classmates on the roof, and then doubled the homework for the day.

[Koro-sensei’s weakness ③: Very cautious]

So these two records were added to Chaotian Nagisa's notebook.

Later, when the students in charge of taking care of the flower beds went to water again the next day, they suddenly found that the bulbs that had just been planted had already bloomed as brightly as before.

As for whether it was a dream or a misremembering, no one can answer such a strange thing, but I heard that a sneaky figure appeared next to the flower bed that night, but it didn't look like killing the teacher .

"a?"

……

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On this day, Cheng Rang rarely appeared in the faculty office with a dignified expression.

"Oh, Mr. Cheng has a distressed expression. Has anything interesting happened?"

Cheng Rang squeezed his chin and glanced at the yellow octopus that Shi Shiran moved into the door. It seemed that it had just finished class.

"Mr. Kill, has my younger sister asked you about the relationship between men and women recently?"

"Gee?!"

Mr. Sha was a little surprised by Cheng Rang's question, but he still replied: "No, it's better to say that most of it is common sense in life, and there are explanations of various terms..."

"That's it."

"So what happened? As the head teacher, I am also very concerned about the situation of my students." It brought its head closer, grinning as if to whisper.

"Have you heard, recently there have been rumors in class that Xiaomo and Zhu are dating. As an older brother, I am very concerned..."

"Ah! How come, I have never heard of it!"

It seemed that the soul of gossip was ignited in an instant, and it began to pester Cheng Rang to ask him to tell the detailed process.

"Well, look, Xiaomo and Zhu are obviously getting closer recently, right? They are almost inseparable..."

Mr. Kill rubbed his tentacles where his chin should be, nodded and said: "Indeed, I also discovered this, because I sit at the front and back desks during get out of class, and often chat together after class."

"—Maybe the two of them are really dating! Teacher, I maintain an open and free attitude towards campus love, provided that safety measures are taken." He suddenly raised his fingers, and his head lit up like a light bulb.

"What strange things are you talking about, a mere octopus!"

Cheng Rang crossed her arms, "Before she had contact with relatively few people, but now she basically spends a lot of time with her classmates every day. The change is not small."

"It's just that you can't distinguish between the friendship between friends and the relationship between men and women, can you?" it asked.

"Yes, but as an elder brother and body

According to Teacher Yu, the preaching in this regard seems a bit unbearable. Although Xiao Mo listens to my words, she still wants her to truly understand that many emotional things are completely different concepts, rather than me unilaterally instilling them into her. she. "

"It's good to have such an idea, Teacher Cheng. Most of the students in Class E are about to enter their wonderful puberty. It's normal for male and female students to have good feelings. Teachers like us only need to give them a Right direction.”

"Agreed." Cheng Rang nodded, "So please trouble Teacher Sha to pay attention to this aspect."

"What are you talking about, even if you don't ask me, as the class teacher, I will definitely pay attention to these, hehehe~~"

"So you don't know the rumors among your classmates at all?"

"Woooo..." Mr. Kill's round head shook, and he seemed to be sweating coldly in embarrassment.

The two of them were chatting here when suddenly there was a noise like a frying pan from the direction of the classroom outside the corridor, and the sound of footsteps rushing past the door.

Cheng Rang opened the door curiously, stuck his head out, and shouted, "Hey, don't run so fast in the corridor, you will fall if you step on the floor!"

The two female students had excited expressions on their faces, and when they saw Cheng Rang, they all showed expressions of eagerness.

"Mr. Cheng, Mr. Cheng! Do you know?"

"Know what?" Cheng Rang tilted his head in confusion.

"Xiaomo confessed to classmate Zhu!"

"Isn't it just a confession, what's so exciting-what are you talking about? Who?!" Cheng Rang's eyes almost popped out immediately, and the expression on his face was as wonderful as hell.

Xiaomo?

I'm so direct...

"Please marry me——in this case, wow...it's so exciting!" The girls put their heads together, excitedly as if they had also been confessed.

"What about the two of them?"

"...It's in the classroom."

boom!

The moment the voice fell, along with the strong wind, Cheng Rang's figure disappeared in front of his eyes, and the two girls were dumbfounded.

"Wait... the speed just now... is it really Mr. Cheng?"

"Hey...?" Then they saw Mr. Kill poking his head out from the door again, and the surprised expressions on their faces instantly unified.

"—Really!!"

Cheng Rang rushed into the classroom with lightning speed, and sure enough, he could see Nagisa Shiota with flushed cheeks and distressed expression on his seat.

Xiao Mo sat on the chair as if nothing serious had happened, while the other gossip-loving students huddled in the back of the classroom and talked a lot.

"Shiota Nagisa, what's going on!"

"Huh? Cheng... Teacher Cheng?!"

Nagisa shuddered when his full name was called, and looked surprised at Cheng Rang standing at the door of the classroom, who looked like he was about to eat people.

"So I don't know either! Classmate Cheng suddenly proposed to me to get married!"

"Little Mo?"

When Cheng Rang looked at Xiao Mo, she saw that she was sitting upright calmly and cleared her throat.

"Ahem~ Yes, she is going to marry Classmate Zhu."

"Why?" x2

"Because the relationship is very good, and Nagisa-san is a boy, unlike Nagasaki-san, who said that girls cannot marry."

"what?!"

"If you quarrel in the future, maybe you will consider divorce or something. After all, if you always get tired of being together like your brother and sister Yisha, it will bring a lot of harm to the people around you. It is said that distance creates beauty. Well!"

"... What she said seemed to make sense, but I was speechless."

"And in the future, if they have a good relationship with other students, they can also get married one by one! This way, everyone can be together forever!" She opened her arms, and her eyes twinkled with little stars as if she was looking forward to such a picture.

"It's not like that at all, hey!" The girls gathered at the back of the classroom complained in unison.

Chapter 15 We have a sword god teacher? !

After hearing Xiaomo's definition of "marriage", Cheng Rang breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to feel a headache again.

Xiaomo simply interprets the better relationship between the opposite sex and the further behavior as a "marriageable" relationship, probably because he often sees Isabella getting tired of being together with him, so he thinks he will Substituted in.

But real marriage is not like this!

"It's just that people don't understand that there are always voices of bullying sister Yisha in my brother's room at night... Will classmate Zhu also bully Xiaomo at night?"

"—Stop talking, hey!"

Considering that it was a bit unrealistic to let Xiao Mo understand the so-called definition of love in a short period of time, Cheng Rang, as a physical education teacher, chose to immediately launch a unique [Physical Hygiene Education Course] for the students in Class E.

Of course, since there is currently no female teacher in Class E, even if men and women take separate classes, Cheng Rang can only take the responsibility.

Sure enough, if Mr. Sha, who is a yellow octopus, taught this kind of class, the students might feel uncomfortable...

After the course-

"So that's it. The essence of marriage is to reproduce...that is to say, if Xiao Mo wants to get closer to Nagisa-san, he doesn't need to get married." Xiao Mo took out his notebook.

I wrote down all the key points in the class, and also left a lot of [vocabulary] that I didn't understand very well, and prepared to find another opportunity to ask about it after class.

"Well, it's good to understand that!" Cheng Rang nodded in satisfaction.

"—but we need to date first, right?"

Chao Tianzhu blushed again, slammed his hands on the table, and said in unison with Cheng Rang: "That's not it!"

Cheng Rang patted Chao Tianzhu's shoulder vigorously, and said earnestly: "Student Zhu, the teacher thinks you are a more reliable type of boy. Perhaps Xiaomo can't understand the words of an adult like me, and I still need you." From now on, guide her a lot!"

"I... I try my best."

"I know it's difficult, young teenage boys are very angry, if they really feel out of control..."

Cheng Rang approached with a frightening face, shaking a small glass bottle in his hand: "I can help you solve this problem completely, such as cutting off, or cutting off something..."

"Alas!?"

Although it is said that it cannot cause harm to the students, it is not forced to classify it as "correcting the body and mind and helping students grow better".Ling Zhu shivered a few times, nodding like a chicken pecking at rice.

The incident known as the "marriage disturbance" just turned over.

Cheng Rang got the news that Class E would soon welcome a new classmate.

However, they are new classmates, but they are actually just people who have been registered in Class E for a long time, but have not come to class because they were suspended.

Student number E-1, Akabane Ye.

"Being suspended from school, it won't be a problem student..."

While thinking about what kind of student that would be, Cheng Rang drank gracefully from his wine glass while avoiding the joint assassination of all the students in Class E.

To be honest, at my level of strength, facing the assassination of teenagers and girls who have no superhuman ability or even immature thinking, I really feel like I am on vacation.

To put it bluntly, the system overestimates the courage of other players. Not everyone is as brave as themselves.

The PVP world that "might" originally be very dangerous and frightening has suddenly turned into a leisurely single-player mainline world with novice level difficulty.

Now, even if Cheng Rang closed his eyes, hopped with his hands behind his back, and only hopped on one foot, he could handle the joint strangling of more than twenty classmates with ease.

Without it... it's just because the difference in strength is too outrageous, and the main task this time is also relatively Buddhist.

Let's find a place for Xiaomo to go to school, but this opportunity is not wasted, and there are still some main task rewards like mosquito legs to get.

"Isogai-san's stab is very good, the strength and angle are very tricky, but your attack didn't take into account the possible evasion routes for me in the future. If you close the force in advance and block it again, the sense of oppression will be stronger."

"Yes, Teacher Cheng!"

Isogai Yuuma, student number E-2, is a handsome guy who is not annoying, and his sword skills are among the best among his classmates.

It's just that he is not very good at complaining about others as a serious person, but regards it as a weakness, so every time everyone makes a fuss, Cheng Rang can always see him behind him with his mouth closed and not speaking.

Whoosh!

Cheng Rang closed his eyes and just raised his head slightly, avoiding the blade that brushed his neck in front of him.

"Okano-san, although your body is light and fast, too many unnecessary large-scale movements will slow down the rhythm of the attack. After all, assassination and gymnastics are completely different things; in addition, try to restrain yourself too much before approaching the target. It’s better to have an obvious murderous intent.”

The person Cheng Rang commented on was the short-haired girl with student number E-4, Okano Hinata.

As a member of the former gymnastics club, she has an unexpectedly light and soft body, and her sword skills are very agile, and she is also a good seed.