Konoha: Wujo Satoru template, taking over the seventh class

Tsunade glared at Yagyu Satoru in shame.

"Last night..." Yagyu Satoru hadn't finished speaking yet.

"You still said that!" Tsunade grabbed Yagyu Satoru's collar, pressed him against the wall, bit her silver teeth and said angrily, "Last night? What last night? I drank too much last night and completely forgot about it!"

"Forgot? Really? It's easy to forget."

"Since I forgot, let's recall what happened last night in person." Yagyu Satoru picked up Tsunade and walked towards the bathroom.

"Asshole, let me go. What do you want to do in broad daylight? Let me go!" Tsunade struggled symbolically for a few times, then buried her face into Yagyu Satoru's chest and said coquettishly, "No wonder they all say you are stinky. rogue."

Yagyu Satoru said matter-of-factly, "That's a great compliment. Since you are a gangster, you should do some gangster things."

Since he is a gangster.

Then don't embarrass the gangster!

Tsunade's beautiful eyes smiled, she raised her head and looked at Yagyu Satoru's face, and asked, "Will you also play gangster with them?"

"It's hard to say." Yagyu Satoru answered Tsunade's question without speaking directly.

"Scumbag." Tsunade curled her lips.

"I don't care how many you have, but... I must be the most important one to you." Tsunade gently pinched Yagyu Satoru's nose and hummed, "Did you hear that?"

"You have been since the day we met." Yagyu Satoru opened the bathroom door and walked in with Tsunade in his arms.

"Remember it well."

"I'm not ready yet, don't..."

The bathroom was filled with cheerful sounds.

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ps: Ask for flowers, ask for a monthly pass, ask for an evaluation ticket.

Kneel down, kneel down, ▄█?█●.

I can’t write down the details, so readers can make up their mind.

Anyway, Tsunade is quite fierce.

Chapter 149 Asura’s identity, Naruto is dating a maid!

after one day.....

Maoxian Mountain.

Uzumaki Naruto sat cross-legged, in the posture of a monk meditating, feeling the natural energy around him.

In these few days, he ate countless fish bones.

With the help of fish bones, he has been able to gradually absorb a small amount of natural energy around him.

"Although he is worse than Yagyu-sama, the kid is quite talented." Sister Cat held the pointer in her claws and looked at Uzumaki Naruto with satisfaction.

This kid can only absorb a small amount of natural chakra at present, but he is already very talented.

After all, there are very few people in the entire ninja world who can learn the sage mode.

As for people like Yagyu-sama, who can master Sage Mode in three days...

Lord Yagyu is the only one.

This abnormal learning ability cannot be measured against ordinary people.

"It just feels a bit strange. It's said to be absorbing natural energy, but it's more like natural energy actively flowing into the kid's body." Sister Cat touched her chin with a thoughtful look on her face.

Sister Cat muttered, "Does the kid have some special physique?"

Yagyu Satoru appeared out of thin air and said with a faint chuckle, "Fox kid, rounding it all off, he is the child of the ancestor of chakra."

constitution?

More than just physical fitness.

The fox imp is the reincarnation of Asura, rounding it off he is the son of Six Paths and the grandson of Kaguya, the ancestor of chakra.

The pinnacle of bloodline theory, a strong three generations.

"Yagi...Yagyu-sama!" Sister Cat was so frightened by the sudden voice that her hair stood on end.

When it was concentrating on thinking, someone suddenly spoke behind it. This was really scary.

"Master Yagyu, you said the child of the ancestor of chakra, what do you mean?" Sister Cat asked doubtfully.

The child of the ancestor of chakra?

And... who is the ancestor of chakra?

Yagyu Satoru said with a look of disgust, "It's true that you are a stupid cat. Do you want to ask me the literal meaning again?"

"Yes." Sister Cat was speechless, secretly complaining in her heart.

What's the use of the literal meaning? Who is the ancestor of chakra?

Yagyu Satoru picked up a thumb-sized stone and threw it towards Uzumaki Naruto.

"Buzz" The stones flew past like kunai and crossed Naruto Uzumaki's face.

Although it was a feint attack, Uzumaki Naruto was as steady as a mountain, not even moving his fingers, as if he knew in advance that Yagyu Satoru would feint the attack.

This is the perception of immortal mode!

After absorbing natural energy, it can sense malicious and non-malicious.

There was no trace of malice in Yagyu Satoru's attack just now, so Uzumaki Naruto did not move.

Yagyu Satoru patted the dust on his palms, then gave a thumbs up and praised, "Well, you studied very well. I'll give you a compliment."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." Uzumaki Naruto opened his eyes, waggled his fingers and said with a proud face, "Teacher Yagyu, I have become stronger. I can clearly sense your attack without any malicious intent!"

In the past, he would have subconsciously covered his head to dodge after being attacked by Yagyu Satoru, but now he can sense that Yagyu Satoru's attack was not malicious.

So there is no need to be afraid.

He is now very much looking forward to it. After he has fully mastered the sage mode, he will go back and fuck him hard in front of Sasuke and Sakura.

Then Sasuke and Sakura looked at him with admiration.

This picture...

"Puff puff." Uzumaki Naruto thought of this and couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering.

After being able to use Sage Mode, Sakura will probably think he's handsome, right?

"There is a flaw." Yagyu Satoru picked up the stone and threw it at Uzumaki Naruto's abdomen.

"Bang" After the stone hit his abdomen, Uzumaki Naruto's eyes widened and his mouth turned into an [O] shape. Then he was blown away and rolled on the ground several times before stopping.

"Teacher Yagyu, you bastard!" Uzumaki Naruto got up and rushed towards Yagyu Satoru like a hair blast.

Strange.

He could sense that Mr. Yagyu had no ill intentions at all.

Since there was no malice, why could he still be hit?

"You brat, listen up." Yagyu Satoru raised his leg, kicked Uzumaki Naruto away, and chuckled, "The most dangerous malice a person can have is to hurt others with a smile."

Even if he is an enemy, he rarely shows any malice.

He can kill his enemies with a smile without any malice.

Just take it easy with the enemy and fight with a playful attitude.

How tiring it is to suffer so much and hate so much.

Uzumaki Naruto got up, dusted off his clothes, and shouted angrily, "Who can understand what you are saying!"

His current concept is that those who hurt him must have malicious intentions.

"You little brat, you will understand later." Yagyu Shengwu pinched his nose and said in disgust, "Anyway, go wash it off, it smells like wild dog feces."

"After washing, I will take you on a date."

Uzumaki Naruto smelled his arm and asked with confusion, "A date? Mr. Yagyu, do you want to go on a date with me?"

"You have to wait in line for a date with me." Yagyu Satoru raised his index finger and said with a mysterious smile, "Don't worry, I will introduce you to a maid."

"Maid?" Uzumaki Naruto's eyes lit up and he asked with an excited attitude, "Are you cuter than Sakura?"

"It's hard to say cute, but as for the figure...it's amazing." Yagyu Satoru gestured with his hands to show the woman's bulging figure.

"What the hell, Mr. Yagyu, you are too kind." Naruto Uzumaki looked happy and patted Yagyu Satoru on the back.

A maid is a man's dream.

Especially the maid with protruding front and back.

Even a very innocent little brat like Uzumaki Naruto couldn't refuse a maid with a cute face and a nice figure.

"Of course, who do you think I am? I am the best teacher in the village." Yagyu Satoru took out his frog wallet, took out a banknote and threw it to Naruto, and said, "This is the money to open a hotel, try to sleep with him Oh."

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Uzumaki Naruto was slightly startled, pointed at the frog wallet in Yagyu Satoru's hand, and shouted angrily, "Asshole, this is my wallet!"

Damn.

Teacher Yagyu was actually able to find the money he had hidden at home!

"A man who is too obsessed with small details will be hated by the maid." Yagyu Satoru padded his frog wallet and said matter-of-factly, "The teacher is kind enough to introduce you to the maid, so you should pay some agency fees no matter what."

He had never thought that Uzumaki Naruto could be so good at saving money.

As a good teacher, you have the obligation to manage the money saved by your students.

"Damn it." Uzumaki Naruto was about to cry without tears. The money in Yagyu Satoru's hand was all his last property.

I was still thinking about eating a few bowls of ramen after practicing.

"Little brats will forget themselves when they get rich." Yagyu Satoru touched Naruto's little head and said earnestly, "So as an adult, I have the obligation to help you spend money, you can praise me more."

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"How can an adult steal a child's money?" Naruto Uzumaki opened Yagyu Satoru's hand and glared at Yagyu Satoru angrily.

"Stop chirping, be careful the maid will get angry if you wait too long." Yagyu Satoru said.

"Tch." Uzumaki Naruto smacked his lips, turned and walked towards the bathroom.

"I am only responsible for the introduction, how you develop is up to you." Yagyu Satoru put his hand to his mouth and shouted softly, "Anyway, work hard, maybe you can hit it."

"What do you mean?" Uzumaki Naruto looked confused. He didn't understand what Yagyu Satoru meant.

That’s what dating is, right?

You can kiss and stuff.

"Mr. Yagyu, are you so kind?" Sister Cat's face was full of doubts, and she had a very bad premonition in her heart.

I always feel like Uzumaki Naruto has been cheated.

"Don't say that, the maid is real." Yagyu Shengwu covered his mouth and snickered. He never said whether the maid was a boy or a girl.

At least the maid is real.

of course.

With the character of an Uchiha brat, he would probably use transformation to transform into a woman Naruto had never seen before, and then pretend to be a fool.

After the Uchiha kid uses transformation, he is also a [maid] after all.

He wasn't lying.

ten minutes later.

After Uzumaki Naruto washed up, he specially arranged his hairstyle with hairspray, and even wiped his forehead protector until it was shiny. It seemed like that was what happened.

With a father-like attitude, Yagyu Satoru nodded slightly with satisfaction and said, "Very good, he looks like a human being."

"Let's go." Yagyu Satoru picked up Uzumaki Naruto and then activated Unlimited Disappearance.

Uzumaki Naruto's heartbeat quickened as he looked forward to his date with the maid.