The great revival of Yuri Kosaka

Chapter 109: True friends are those who are attracted by the stars and the sea

! "I've made a reservation for the afternoon." The person who spoke was the leader of the group of women. She was the first in every sense of the word.

He stands out in the crowd, roughly the same as Yuri Kosaka, and a head taller than everyone else.

This tall woman wears a pair of rather outdated glasses and is dressed like the most stereotypical otaku in the media's impression.

If the other party is not a woman but a man, this look can completely play the role of a train man, and no extra decoration is needed.

"Excuse me, what's your name?" But this is Akihabara after all, and there are a lot of weirdos coming and going. This level is not enough to make the maid who received her waver in the slightest.

"Saori Bagina." "Understood, please go here." After confirming Saori Bagina's scheduled location, the maid led them to a row of empty seats aside, almost Yuri Kousaka Diagonally opposite position.

"I see, Saori Bagina, that means the black one is the black cat. No wonder it feels a bit familiar." Because of the different experiences in the past, Kosaka Yuri didn't really react at first. After all, this was Kosaka Kiri. It is an offline meeting that requires active participation.

But the appearance of the big Saori and the black cat already explained everything.

In the words of Rintaro Okabe, all of this is Steins;Gate's choice.

"It looks so stiff. I'm really not used to it." Now that he realizes who organized this offline meeting, Kosaka Yuri somewhat knows what will happen next.

Although it is said that Kousaka Kirino's experience is somewhat different because of his different experiences, the main change seems to be in his attitude towards him, and his behavior towards other people is not much different from the original one.

This made Yuri Kosaka helpless, who originally thought that Kirino Kosaka could chat with people for a while.

But he couldn't do much to help. He could only watch the other party chatting awkwardly for a few words before ending the topic, and then sat alone and drank juice silently.

To be honest, there is really nothing that can be done about it. After all, Kosaka Kirino came here to attend an otaku gathering, but when others were talking about otakus, the ones she talked to were talking about the latest fashion trends.

Does she really think that people who come to attend offline otaku meetings will be interested in three-dimensional fashion? "It's just ordinary, this apple pie." So he could only sit in his seat, eating his apple pie and watching the party continue.

The black cat received the same treatment as Kousaka Kirino.

Because of the other party's costume, many people started talking to Black Cat, but Black Cat's lines were all quite average.

These people who did not have enough otaku level obviously had no way to continue, which also caused the other party to start playing with their mobile phones after chatting for a while.

"Although the second degree is comparable to that of Koshin, but if you say the same thing, it should be more painful for Koshin. Well...it should be Koshin's victory." Yuri Kosaka paid attention to the opponent from his seat. , but after listening to a few conversations between Black Cat and others, it felt like that.

How should I put it, if what Black Cat said can still make people feel that this guy is a chuunibyou, Okabe Rintaro often told others that the reaction of others was whether this guy was sick.

We are both in the second grade, but the dimension of the second grade is different! "Although the apple pie is not very good, the coffee pudding is good. Maid lady over there, I will make an extra coffee pudding." The apple pie disappointed Yuri Kosaka, but the coffee pudding was indeed a surprise.

After taking a bite, Kosaka Yuri raised his hand to stop the maid who was idle and ordered another coffee pudding.

"Coffee pudding added, I understand, master, please wait a moment." It was obvious that she was not the maid just now, but this one also called Yuri Kosaka master, which made Yuri Kosaka wonder whether these maids would write down the instructions of each guest. title.

"With everyone's cooperation, this memorable first tea party is over." After Yuri Kosaka had eaten almost three servings of coffee pudding, Saori Bagina, the leader of the offline party, stood up. Announced the end of this offline meeting.

"We will notify you when the next event time is confirmed. At that time, we also ask everyone to actively participate in other new activities besides this gift exchange." The gift exchange seems to mean that the participants wrap up their own things, and then Randomly adjusted and given to random people.

What Kirino Kosaka bought was a clip with a very subtle shape, and he didn’t know what kind of peripherals it was in.

"Then, disband~" 'Click' The moment Saori Bagina finished saying disband, Black Cat stood up from his seat and walked towards the door while others were still chatting.

"Oh?" Saori Bagina noticed this and was stunned when he saw the black cat leaving. Then he picked up his backpack and chased after it.

Others present did not pay attention to the departure of the two. They had already had a good chat during the short gathering. Even if the offline meeting ended, they were ready to go shopping at Animata together.

But obviously, Kirino Kosaka, who has not integrated into them at all, will definitely not pass.

"Ladies, be careful on the road." Finally, among the maids' farewells, only Kosaka Kirino remained in the same position. "There is one coffee pudding left. Do you want to eat it?" "After everyone left, Kosaka Yuri took the coffee pudding on the seat and handed it to Kosaka Kirino, who was sitting alone.

"......You've been eating this all this time. You've obviously eaten ramen." "Isn't there a saying that dessert is in the second stomach? So my second stomach is completely gone. It’s full, and there’s still room to spare.” “That’s a way of describing girls, oh, forget it, I want to eat.” Kirino Kosaka looked a little disappointed, and seemed to be quite looking forward to this offline meeting before coming.

Then she didn't accomplish anything during the whole scene, so she could only silently take away the coffee pudding given to him by Yuriti Kosaka, turning her grief and anger into appetite, and stuffed it in after a few mouthfuls.

"She seems to be in a pretty bad mood." "...No chatting at all, not at all." Even though she had eaten the coffee pudding, Kousaka Kirino still looked very melancholy.

"So it's wrong for you to rely on offline skills. You should be like me. When walking on the road, you shout to people who like it: 'You want to follow me to the end of the stars.'" "What is that? ? This is too stupid." "Yes, it is very stupid, but people who can be attracted by such stupid words can unexpectedly become very good friends. Do you want to give it a try?" "... Don't do it, it's too stupid, and it can only attract men, women will not be abducted by such stupid words."

Chapter 110 Bagina has horns with triple speed

"Oh, Mrs. Kirigiri, it's great that you are still here." When Yuri Kosaka and Kirino walked out of the maid cafe and reached the road under the building.

The host of the offline meeting just now, Miss Saori Bagina, jogged over from a distance and kept waving towards Kosaka Kirino.

"Miss Saori?" Kosaka Kirino, who was already disappointed with this offline meeting, looked at Saori Bagina who suddenly came over in surprise, wondering why the other party came to see her.

"Just call me Saori. Oh, is this...boyfriend?" Saori Bagina was slightly surprised to see Yuri Kosaka next to Kirino Kosaka, and after a little guessing she asked road.

"...He is my brother." "No, I am Yuri Kosaka, this guy's brother." "I see, I see, eh? Yuri, it sounds like a female name." Originally heard When she was Kousaka Kirino's older brother, Saori Bagina didn't think it mattered, but when she heard the name Yuri, she felt the same as Izumi Matata.

There was also a flash of lightning in her mind, and she became a new human in an instant, and billions of stars flashed in her mind.

"I want to correct an adult like you!" "Oh, oh, I'm so touched that you can continue, Saori." "Of course, after all, it's not the first time you've done this, not to mention you. It's still Bagina." "Is that so? Well, speaking of it, this is the first time I have said this line to Yuri, but it must have been many times for Yuri himself." " It doesn’t matter, there’s not much, but normally it’s another sentence, but you’re Bajina!” “Oh, oh, oh, then this is my mistake... Well, since it’s Xiao Tongtong If you are my brother, then come too, Xiaotongtong, are you willing to come to the next second gathering?" After chatting like this for a while, Saori Bagina seemed to think that one more person would be fine. , also said to Yuri Kosaka.

"The second gathering... is it the continuation of just now?" "Exactly, I would like to invite the few people I didn't talk to just now in my personal capacity." "...Will there be many people coming?" "No, no. , Counting us, the total is..." Saori Bagina did not speak, stretched out her palm and showed four fingers, which meant that there were only four people in total, including the current Kosaka Yuri.

"Hmm... In that case." Kosaka Kirino nodded slightly, agreeing to attend this second gathering with a small number of people.

Then Saori Bagina led them to a nearby McDonald's. It seemed that this should be the venue for the second party.

"I've been waiting a long time, Kuroneko. This is Mrs. Xiaogonggong and her brother." "I'm Kousaka Yuri, this guy's brother." In the store, Kuroneko, who was wearing a dark gothic lolita outfit, was quiet. Sitting in his seat, he raised his head slightly when he saw them coming.

"Net name: Black Cat." She just said this, and then continued to sit quietly in her seat. "So, do you have anything to drink? I'll go over and buy it now." ” Thinking that she might get thirsty if we chatted for too long, the organizer, Saori Bagina, asked around.

"Coke." "Coffee." "Dr. Pepper." "That's it, that's it. Coke, coffee, and Dr. Pepper. I understand. I'll get it for you right away." After asking everyone's opinions, Saori Bagina waved her arm and walked towards the counter.

"......Don't you hate that manager?" "What's wrong??" Saori Bagina, who was going to buy a drink, took a few steps away.

After staying away from them, Black Cat asked Kosaka Yuri in a very puzzled tone.

This made Yuri Kosaka look like a question mark, completely unable to understand why Black Cat would ask this.

"Aren't you self-conscious? The drinks provided by McDonald's don't include Dr. Pepper." "But didn't she ask me what I wanted to drink? I just want to drink Dr. Pepper." "Ah, about this, black you are probably You're wrong. This guy is a hopeless Dr. Pepper addict. He will only drink other drinks unless he really has no choice." "You like that kind of weird drink, um~~~Um, wait. Wait, what does black mean? Didn't I say my online name is Black Cat?" "Sorry, sorry, Yuri, it seems there is no Dr. Pepper today." At this moment, Saori· Bagina apologized and took five drinks from the McDonald's counter, three of which were Coke and two were coffee.

"Because there is no Dr. Pepper, I can only buy a cup of Coke and coffee. It's up to you to choose." "Really or not? Manager, that's enough for you. It's common sense that McDonald's doesn't have Dr. Pepper. You don't need to use it at this time. I bought it for him." "Oh! So McDonald's doesn't have Dr. Pepper?" Black Cat's words surprised Saori Bagina, as if she knew that McDonald's didn't have Dr. Pepper for the first time.

"It's enough to pretend to be stupid to this extent. Okay, let's get back to the topic. What is the manager's plan to summon us?" Black Cat sighed, thinking that whether it was Yuri Kosaka or Saori Bagina They are all pretending to be confused. What kind of drinks are sold in McDonald's is considered common sense knowledge.

Even if Yuri Kosaka is a serious Dr. Pepper fan, it is impossible not to know that McDonald's does not have Dr. Pepper. The same goes for Saori Bajina. If she is a purdah lady, how can she not know the menu of McDonald's? .

"Well, didn't I explain it just now? Let those who haven't talked to each other have a good exchange. But Black Cat, where are you pretending to be stupid?" "Where? Even if this doesn't count, for a big man like you, you still As long as you call yourself Saori, there's no need to discuss it. I'm sorry you dare to use this name. That's not how you make a shocking debut. When you go back, change your name to Psychic Gundam or Big Zam." "I have objections. ! (Objection!)" "Huh?" Just as the black cat was scolding Saori Bagina, Kosaka Yuri, who heard the keyword, objected to the black cat, which made the black cat turn his head in confusion Yuri Kosaka.

"Kuroneko-san, didn't you notice Miss Saori's name? That's Saori Bagina! Even if the name is changed, it should be changed to Red Comet, Red Horned Triple Speed, Golden Hundred Shiki, or Sazabi. Yeah!" "Bajina, Bajina... I see, Cuvatro Bajina, I really didn't think of it for a moment." After Kosaka Yuri said a few key points, Black Cat I finally understood what he was protesting against.

There's nothing you can do about it. Compared with your real name, this pseudonym has relatively low popularity, so it's normal that you can't think of it immediately.

Chapter 111 The ultimate answer to everything

"What?! What does Cuvatro Bagina mean? How come you all know it!" The only person present who was not impressed by this name was probably Kirino Kosaka. She couldn't understand why these people just listened. Once you get to the name, you know what to say.

"Well, I can't help it if I don't know about Kogiri. After all, he is a character in a robot animation that was popular a long time ago." Saori Bagina knew because her former friend liked this work very much, and it was also because of this that she That’s why I used Bajina as the suffix of my online name.

Otherwise, normal women of this age would rarely watch that kind of animation, even otaku women. There is nothing you can do about it, after all, it is too old.

If you look at it this way, the black cat is very powerful. After giving some hints, you can realize what you are talking about.

"That's right, it's as old as your tone and dress, so old that modern people can forget about it." Black Cat took a look at Saori Bagina's dress and felt that her outfit was almost as old as her work. .

"It's just like the standard otaku that often appeared on TV many years ago." The topic of Gundam was not brought up, but Kirino Kosaka's view on the costume was the same as Black Cat's.

Saori Bagina's outfit is just like an outfit that is deliberately designed to make people laugh, and there is absolutely no way to ignore it.

"Speaking of dressing up...you too, why are you dressed so inappropriately? It's ridiculous to come to Akihabara to attend a party in such a gorgeous way." Now that Saori Bagina was mentioned, Black Cat also noticed Kousaka Kirino's dress. .

Just like Saori Bagina's standard otaku outfit, the outfit worn by Kosaka Kirino is almost the outfit of a standard fashionable woman.

Although it is normal under normal circumstances, it is very abnormal in Akihabara, mainly because Akihabara itself is not a normal place.

"I'm so sorry for you! There's nothing I can do about it, this is my style! Aren't you the same..." "What's wrong? I'm all ears." Now that her clothes have been criticized, Kosaka Kirino also wants them Complaining about Black Cat’s clothes.

But to be honest, compared to Kousaka Kirino, the combat effectiveness of Black Cat's clothes was too high, which made her hesitate.

"Hmm... I remember this is the Night Demon Queen in Maschera." "Oh? Unlike my sister, your brother has quite good taste. You must not know it from the look on her face." In Kosaka Kirino Before speaking, Yuri Kosaka took a look at Black Cat's body, recalled the works he had seen recently, and said.

"Really?! Have you actually watched the work that this radio girl likes? And Maschera isn't Merulu's program. Do you actually watch this?" Yuri Kosaka's sudden opening made Kirinoya Kosaka A little surprised, she didn't expect Kosaka Yuri to have seen it.

Because in her understanding, Kosaka Yuri will only watch one episode of works that she is not interested in, those with a little bit of expectations will watch three episodes, those who are still interested after three episodes will finish it, and those who are not interested will give up. A work that I didn’t expect from the beginning would only last 5 minutes.

She felt that this kind of work that radio girls like, Yuri Kosaka, would only be watched for three minutes, and then she would give up after leaving a comment saying, "I watched something boring again."

"Dian, Dianpa Girl, you said the most unspeakable words. These are the words that are in the top three of my most hated sentences. And Merulu, hehe, those are just children and adults, and fanatical fans. And crappy movies that only homeless people and old people would watch." "You guys, if you can say this, it means you haven't watched Merulu at all. It's so pitiful. The final battle of the first season is not worthy of the title. It's an explosive episode, and the scenes are so smooth when moving. Don't underestimate children's animation!" "You are the one, don't relax the evaluation standards just because you think it's a children's animation, and rely on the success of being popular and cliche to make up for the loopholes in the show. That's why you can't see the essence of the work clearly." "Performance? Essence? It's because you speak such unintelligible words that only Chuunibyou can understand you." "After all, the magical girl theme is no longer popular. , the only person who still clings to magical girls in this era is a guy like you!" "What are you talking about? Magical girls are an eternal dream that will never end, and Merulu is a contemporary The masterpiece of magical girls." "Then, let me ask this brother to evaluate, maschera, and Merulu, which one do you think is better between the two works? Those who are crying, you should be able to understand that Maschera completely crushed Merulu." "You want him to evaluate?! Tsk, okay, I agree." Takasaka Kirino and Black Cat said which work is better The argument continued, and finally the topic was raised to Yuri Kosaka.

However, Kosaka Kirino seemed to be quite troubled because her past experience made her feel that Kosaka Yuri would not say anything nice at all.

But if they just argued, they would definitely not be able to convince each other, so they agreed after hesitating.

"Let me comment? Are you sure?" Seeing the two people asking themselves to comment, Kosaka Yuri sat up straight, crossed his hands and placed his chin in the gap between his arms.

"You know it, you should know it. Merulu is definitely better than that work." "It's maschera ~The Lament of the Monster that Fell into the Mortal World~. Please remember the full name of the work." Kosaka Yuri did not say anything immediately, and recalled the plots of those two works in his mind.

"42, the answer is 42!" After thinking for a while, he looked at Kirino Kousaka, then at the black cat, and said an answer that had no relationship at all.

"Huh? What kind of answer is 42? What are you evaluating? Using your usual words to belittle that work." "42, 42... I see, it's so old, but this is a foul. Just like what your sister said, there is no comment on anything, right?" Because what Yuri Kosaka said before was a very old joke, Black Cat also understood what the other party said this time, but the problem was that this was not an answer at all.

"Oh? Does Kuroneko know what Yuri means by this number? Is it related to the works you two mentioned?" This joke seemed to be beyond the scope of Saori Bagina's knowledge, and he was also wondering about Kosaka. Yuri asked why he said this.

"It has nothing to do with it. That is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything in a work long ago. It can be used at any time." Black Cat took a sip of the coffee on the table and explained softly.

Yuri Kosaka said this, which was equivalent to giving an answer without an answer, but it also relieved the anxious atmosphere just now.

Chapter 112: The spring that haunts Tiger's Den

"Yuri was so tactful just now. Although I think they shouldn't quarrel, it's a good thing to put an end to it at the beginning." Saori Bajina, who came out of McDonald's, sighed a little. Unexpectedly, Kosaka Yu The situation just now can be ended.

Because of Yuri Kosaka's interruption just now, Kirino Kosaka and Black Cat were no longer interested in arguing. After chatting for a while, their relationship became a little closer, and now they were walking together on the street. "Although there is a saying that a relationship is good enough to quarrel, but generally speaking it is better not to quarrel." "That's it, that's it. I can understand it more or less." "Hey~ What are you two doing there? I'm going to leave you behind." "While Kosaka Yuri was chatting with Saori Bagina, Kosaka Kirino and Black Cat had already walked to the side of the Tiger's Den and shouted towards the two of them.

"Oh oh oh, come right away!" Saori Bagina responded and walked quickly towards them.

"Huh?" As for Kosaka Yuri, on the way there, he noticed that there seemed to be a familiar figure inside the Tiger's Den.

It seems that it is because Yuri Kosaka has not seen the whole person yet, and can only see a tall, stupid hair coming out of the bookshelf, so he cannot identify that person just based on the stupid hair.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Yuri Kosaka walking over and looking into the Tiger's Den, Kirino Kosaka asked with some confusion.

"No, I think I saw an acquaintance... Oh, sure enough." He walked into the Torana a little bit, and passed the bookshelves that were taller than the other person. When he walked inside, the person he saw was the same as Yuri Kosaka. Thinking the same thing.

"Eh, Yuri? Oh, it's rare to see you in Tiger's Den. You're here to observe Suzumiya's sales... Huh?! You actually have companions, and all of them are women. What's going on? , this galgame is unfolding." The person in the Tiger's Den was Izumi Nokata. When Yuri Kosaka passed by, she was checking the latest new products on the bookshelf.

Originally she just greeted Kosaka Yuri in a very ordinary way, but when a few people followed her and realized that they were a group, she was quite shaken.

If it were expressed in comics, it would be a bolt from the blue background with black lines on the shocked face.

"Someone you know? And this body shape, tsk, is he the same type as that guy?" "Hey, is this someone your brother knows? Well, although you can't tell from his appearance, is he actually a lolicon?" " I am an elementary school student for four years, not around the third grade. Oh, oh, oh, I didn’t expect Yuri to attack an elementary school student. I have to doubt my own vision." Seeing Yuri Kosaka greeting Izumi, I don’t know Izumi. Fang's friends could only observe her based on her appearance, and there was no need to think about it. Quan Fang's appearance was that of an out-and-out young girl.

Although Kosaka Yuri walked in first and didn't hear the conversation between the two, it didn't look like that atmosphere, so they just complained in a joking tone.

"No, no, Izumi Fata is a freshman from the same school as me. In other words, I am your senior in life." It's really hard to believe Izumi's body shape when you first see it, so Kousaka You He solemnly introduced the elderly man to everyone.

"Tall, first year of high school?! But this height is half a head smaller than me. It's unbelievable." Hearing Yuri Kosaka say that Izumi Fata is already a high school student, Black Cat was quite shocked and stepped forward to compare. For a moment, it seemed a little unacceptable.

"Oh, it's just like a previous animation. The protagonist is obviously very old but still looks like a child. What's his name?" Saori Bagina recalled a work from some time ago. , but there are some unpopular works that I really can’t remember the title of.

"Tsk, are you the same type as that editor?" "Editor? Does it mean Yuri's editor?!" Izumi Matakata, who originally wanted to say hello to everyone, heard the words that he couldn't ignore, and suddenly looked at Takasaka with bright eyes. Kirino.

"Well, well, just like you, he is a guy who looks like a primary school student, but he is an adult." Izumikata's sudden question was not within the scope of Kousaka Kirino's expectation, and he answered somewhat unnaturally.

"You seem to be talking about a very interesting topic. Does your brother actually have an editor? What kind of editor is he?" "Is Yuri writing anything? Light novels?" We just met today, and we didn't even know him just now. When talking about this topic, Black Cat and Saori Bagina were completely confused about what kind of editor they were talking about.

"Huh? You came out with Yuri but you don't know what Yuri does. I see, I see, kidnapping? Teacher Yuri, please don't stop updating even if you go to jail. I will go and visit you." The prison can't hold me. If you want to hold me, you have to make an ugly helmet first." "Teacher Yuri? Yuri... Is it that Yuri?" It was dark at the beginning. The cat hadn't thought about it yet, but after Izumi called Teacher Yuri, she suddenly realized something and looked at Yuri Kosaka in surprise.

"What's wrong? Black Cat, do you understand something?" "Well, it must be that Yuri, because it's so unbelievable that I didn't think of it until now. Is that pen name actually his real name?" "The pen name is Yuri. In? Ah, Haruhi Suzumiya?!" Black Cat reminded him, and Saori Bajina immediately realized what the so-called Yuri teacher was referring to. Currently, there is only one person in the industry who draws comics under the pen name Yuri.

This is actually like darkness under the lamp.

Haruhi Suzumiya was only completed last season, and its popularity can be said to be at its peak. It is a work that dominates the annual charts.

Haruhi Suzumiya

The original author looks like a legendary figure to ordinary otakus.

And Yuri Kosaka's performance to them so far has been very ordinary. Apart from liking old jokes, he is almost like an ordinary otaku.

It was completely unexpected that the kind of character that could only be known from news media reports was now beside him, and he could not equate this Yuri with that Yuri.

Even if the names are the same, under normal circumstances if you hear a passerby with the same name as a certain big star, you will definitely not think that the other person is the big star, you will only think that the other person has the same name.

More important point.

Black Cat actually thought that for a long time, or rather a moment ago, the author of Suzumiya whose pen name was Yuri was a woman, so she didn't change her mind at all.