The great revival of Yuri Kosaka
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"But the final exam is next Tuesday. Time flies so fast." Although I talked to other people about the final exam in school a few days ago, it feels like it's really fast and I feel like I haven't done anything. A semester is coming to an end.
"Since it's the official start, let's...steak, um, one, no, three steaks per person, perfect!" Considering that the real opening of Steins;Gate will be broadcast today, Kosaka Yuri felt that he needed to do Just order dinner.
After thinking about it for a while, I decided to buy some high-end steaks and prepare the people in the lab to experience the decadent capitalist life of holding Dr. Pepper in one hand and eating steaks in the other.
Although it seems that there may not be those fancy-looking goblets in the lab, but if not, you can just use disposable plastic cups instead. Anyway, the food you eat is the same.
"The reviews on the Internet...well, they are quite satisfactory, but they will probably explode after today." At this time, Kosaka Yuri was sitting in front of the computer in his room, browsing everyone's favorite @ch in the lab.
Although there are always some crazy people in the current affairs section, the animation and comics sections are relatively normal.
In fact, you can also read Twitter, but the problem is that Twitter does not have a section like @ch. Basically, people comment below after individuals post tweets. There is no section where everyone can express their opinions freely.
It seems that everyone is chatting together, but in fact they are all chatting in the section of the person they are following, and people who are not following them rarely receive push notifications.
So Yuri Kosaka chose the relatively objective @ch.
After shopping around for two times, the result was similar to what Yuri Kosaka thought. Steins;Gate was not particularly popular this quarter.
Although the somewhat suspenseful world line shuttle section in the front attracted some people, the overall dull daily discussion was not high.
Most of them appeared because the last two episodes had a certain degree of suspense.
"Huh? This Phoenix Institute Ozuma couldn't be Ozuma himself, right?" Among these posts, one of the Phoenix Institute Ozuma's IDs is particularly conspicuous, appearing almost in most of @ch's posts related to Steins;Gate. Some people who say Steins;Gate is boring are in line.
This made Yuri Kosaka feel subtle. He was not sure whether this person was Rintaro Okabe himself. After all, the ID of Phoenix Academy Murderer was already known to everyone after the anime was broadcast.
"And this Kuri Gohan and Kameha Kung...forget it, let's not go into details." In the posts about the Phoenix Academy's fierce battles with people, the IDs of Kuri Gohan and Kameha Kung occasionally appear. and.
This left Kosaka Yuri speechless and chose not to explore who the two were.
Although there is a high probability that it should be Okabe Rintaro and Makise Kurisu themselves, but it is not impossible that passers-by who have watched the anime are role-playing there. If they make a mistake,
It will be very subtle.
"Verify the possibility that Kurisu Makise is a tsundere. Is Rintaro Okabe the real tsundere? The possibility that Hashida Zhi is Suzuha's father has increased? The Star Gazer Warlock announced that this week is lab week, and the phone microwave oven (tentative ) Double the output... What are these?" Those who discussed the plot in front could still understand, but suddenly they turned to a game gag that stunned Yuri Kosaka.
He felt that he had underestimated @ch. Maybe he could get some good inspiration by shopping occasionally.
But after watching it, Yuri Kosaka also had the urge to write something in @ch, but he was also hesitant about what to write.
"Oh, by the way, I remember that Rintaro Okabe did have a spin-off or something, well, let's just write it like this." In Yuri Kosaka's memory, he once saw it when he watched Steins;Gate A piece of gossip that I don’t know is true or false.
It's the one about the high fever Okabe Rintaro suffered in his early years, and the similar world-line changes he experienced at that time.
A group of knowledgeable people once swore on the Internet that it was because Rintaro Okabe of a certain world line did something to ensure that Rintaro Okabe of the main line period could have the reading steiner he named himself.
Yuri Kosaka vaguely remembered that Rintaro Okabe in that world line seemed to be a member of the 300-person committee or [-] Spartans, and Moeki Kiryu was still under his command.
Anyway, it was the tone of an extreme conspiracy theory. Kosaka Yuri didn't understand it, but it gave him a headache.
This kind of conspiracy theory that has nothing to do with the main plot is a favorite thing of the public. It can be spread in such a mess that you can't recognize the original work.
Kosaka Yuri didn't want to think about this kind of stuff, but he knew that Okabe Rintaro himself would definitely like this.
So he changed his ID in the ID column to Phoenix Academy Fierce True, then thought for a while and sent a large series of numbers that looked regular.
After double-checking to make sure I had written it correctly, I created a title saying "My task is completed" and sent the post to @ch. "It needs to be mentioned here that @ch's ID can be repeated, and anyone can get the ID they want.
If there is no name, it will be a string of numbers assigned by default. When you want to post anonymously, the ID will display a string of randomly assigned numbers.
Although it doesn't matter if you remain anonymous, considering that Rintaro Okabe would not pay attention to this post at all, Yuri Kosaka deliberately changed his ID to Phoenix-in Kuma.
This can effectively attract the attention of Okabe Rintaro himself.
Of course, the premise is that the fierce guy with the ID of Phoenix Academy who is currently active in @ch is really himself.
The long string of numbers edited by Kosaka Yuri uses a fairly traditional encryption method.
It uses a book as a codebook and encrypts it according to the page, row, and line of the book.
The code book was originally a very easy thing to acquire, and it also appeared in the animation.
That was the book about John Tito that Rintaro Okabe couldn't find when he disappeared.
Does anyone else know that in lab, that book is placed on a very conspicuous bookshelf. "If Rintaro Okabe is really interested in this encrypted post of unknown meaning posted on @ch at this time, he should be able to decipher the content within a short time.
Chapter 303 lab output
"Wow, Yuri, what did you buy today? Why are there so many?" After buying a bunch of the best steaks from the local supermarket, Yuri Kosaka was walking on the way to the lab carrying a big bag. ” When he was about to arrive at the lab, he was discovered by Hashida Zhi who was also walking towards the lab, which surprised him.
Mainly because the bag Yuri Kosaka was carrying today looked quite big and heavy.
It's just that Yuri Kosaka himself was walking quickly carrying this big bag of things, and Hashida couldn't even judge how heavy these things were.
"These? Are these the main dishes tonight?" Kosaka Yuri, who heard Hashida's voice, turned around and said after lifting the bag in his hand.
Since we decided to triple it, we should triple it, so this bag is full of steaks, which weighs a lot.
There were about 3 to 40 servings in total, which almost wiped out the steak section of the supermarket Yuri Kosaka visited.
Although he was not sure whether the people in the lab could finish eating, it didn't matter if they couldn't finish it. Just treat it as a midnight snack left for Okabe Rintaro.
"Main dish? Steak, it's good...but the quantity is a bit too exaggerated." Hearing that it was tonight's main dish, Hashida moved closer and opened a little of the bag. When he saw that it was steak, he still He was very happy, but when he saw the number, he felt it was exaggerated. He didn't think the lab was that big.
A person can finish such a large portion of steak.
"Believe in yourself, there will definitely be no problem. You have ten portions, and the Tennoji store manager is doing the ten portions. Everyone else will have 2 or 3 portions, and they will be finished in about time." "No, no, no, no matter how you say it, it's okay. It's impossible." Yuri Kosaka's words made Hashida ashamed. No matter how he could eat it, eating ten portions of a steak weighing less than half a kilogram was too much for him.
"But speaking of why you came from outside, I thought you stayed in the lab most of the time." Some time ago, Hashida Zhi and Amanine Yuki did go out often when they first met, but since some time ago, Awane Yuki is busy with her studies, and Hashida Zhi spends most of the time in the lab as before.
In terms of time, it would take at least two weeks for Awanin Yuki to be freed from some studies.
"It's like a part-time job, right? Some things are not easy to handle in the lab." "Hoho~~ It turns out that Tongzi also has a dark side. Isn't it the kind of job that can't be seen in the light?" "Well...it's not so black. Well, if you insist on saying so, it's gray, well, after all, many old electronic products are not cheap." "That's right, oh, by the way, if you are short of money, why don't you become the manager of my family restaurant, as long as you deal with regular processing Just some chores." "Huh? Is the one I mentioned before about to open soon?" Yuri Kosaka mentioned the family restaurant last time. Hashida Zhi was a little impressed, but he remembered Yuri Kosaka said I just bought it from that store and it will take time to decorate it.
"The renovation progress is pretty good. Judging from the current situation, we may be able to open next week?" "Hmm... Manager, but the manager has a lot to deal with, which will take up a lot of my time." Hashida Zhikan I felt a little moved, but I just thought about what the position of manager required, and how much time it would consume, and I seemed quite hesitant.
"It's not that much. Didn't I tell you, just regularly calculate the store's turnover, the items that need to be purchased, how much you usually consume, and other such chores, and just show up a few times when you have free time. "Oh~~ That's no problem in that case, but do you really need me? It seems like anyone can do it." "The proportion of modern people who don't know how to use computers is surprisingly high." "Hmm... ...Forget it, just like you said, let's work as a side job." Although Hashida Zhi felt something was wrong, it was normal for an acquaintance to call over to help with a simple job.
He just agreed temporarily, and after all, he would only charge a reward that he felt was about the same amount.
"But Yuri, you have really good physical strength. These two bags must be very heavy." "Don't look at me like this, I can barely be considered an athletic type!" "Athlete type can't be a cartoonist, right?" "Then It's just a motion system that doesn't move." "What's a motion system that doesn't move?" Yuri Kosaka's rather subtle words left Hashida speechless.
However, I had already realized that Kosaka Yuri's physical strength was quite good, and this level was within the expected range.
'Ka' While chatting, the two of them had already arrived at the lab. This was normal. They were not far away from the lab when they met.
But as soon as the door of the lab was opened, Okabe Rintaro's shouting voice could be heard inside.
"Damn it, damn it, who is that guy? He dares to use my Phoenix Academy's fierce name... Damn it, is this a provocation to me? A provocation?!" "What's wrong? Oka Lun, why are you so angry? ?" Seeing the very angry Okabe Rintaro, Hashida Zhi looked a little confused and couldn't figure out why the good man was like this.
"There is a strange person who posted strange content on @ch, and he used the name of Phoenix Academy." Makise Kurisu, who came to the lab much earlier than usual, replied speechlessly. She felt that Okabe Rintaro takes things online too seriously.
"Ouch~~ I understand." Makise Kurisu said this, and Hashida immediately understood that there is often no important reason to be angry about things online.
Many times, a few simple greetings from netizens can raise the blood pressure of those watching.
"By the way, what did you buy today? Does it look heavy?" After chatting with Okabe Rintaro for a few words, Makise Kurisu also noticed the heavy bag in his hand and asked with some confusion.
"I've already seen it. It's steak. Tonight is steak night!" Hashida Zhi, who had just seen the contents, answered before Yuri Kosaka.
"Steak? Eating steak in the lab...it always feels weird." After getting the answer, Makise Kurisu showed a subtle expression.
It feels strange to think about it in an environment like a lab where everyone eats steak and watches Steins;Gate over and over again.
She couldn't figure out why Kosaka Yuri suddenly chose steak, which was something that was easy and convenient to eat before.
"The steaks and the like are all good, but the important thing is this, this!" Rintaro Okabe seemed to be still struggling with what he said on @ch, pointing to the post and talking to a few people.
Unfortunately, everyone just glanced at it and stopped paying attention.
The same goes for Kosaka Yuri. After all, he posted it himself, so it’s impossible to reveal the secret now.
Of course this kind of thing must be left in suspense.
Chapter 304 Halved (referring to steak)
"Speaking of which, Miss Moeku is here today." "...Hello" Yuri Kosaka chatted for a while in the lab, and when he was about to go to the side stove to prepare steak, he suddenly found Kiryu Moe on the sofa in the lab today. Yu turned out to be there, so he said hello.
When Kiryu Moeki saw Yuri Kosaka greeting him, he was stunned for a moment and then responded.
"Miss Moeyu is indeed quite elusive." "Indeed, often no one is seen before evening." "Just like a ninja!!" "Is this considered a ninja? Shouldn't it be considered an agent or something? ""It's all the same." It's obvious that Kiryu Moeki is working underneath, but in fact, he often doesn't see anyone after 3 or 4 pm, and sometimes he doesn't even see anyone during the day. The most frequent appearance should be around noon. .
I just don’t know why the shop owner Tennoji Yugo never said anything even though he was like this and didn’t come.
Compared to Awanin Suzuha, who was scolded all day long in Steins;Gate, Kiryu Moeki's treatment was obviously much better.
"Dudulu~~Ah, everyone is already here." "Tsk, finally? It's really too late." In Kosaka Yuri took out the steak that looked quite expensive in the bag and picked up the lab When the iron pan was about to be fried with butter, Mayuri Shiina and Maho Hiyasada arrived belatedly.
After seeing almost all the members present, Maho Hiyasada, who entered the room last, looked a little dissatisfied, and he didn't know who he was comparing himself to.
'Sniff' 'Sniff' "Hmm~~ It smells so good. It's steak today, but isn't it a bit strange to eat steak in the lab?" When the two of them entered the room, the steak was in contact with the butter and the aroma came out. Shiina Mayuri had similar doubts to Makise Kurisu, feeling that lab was not suitable for eating steak.
"Let's turn on the TV first..." "Steins;Gate hasn't been broadcast yet at this time, right?" "It should be soon. It's finally going to be super-expanded this week." "Didn't we talk about this last week? It should be Not so fast." "I'm not sure about this week, but I think there will definitely be some new developments next week." "Why next week?" "Idiot! Of course it's because next week is episode No. 13, and generally anime has 12 episodes. One season, episode No. 13 is the beginning of the second quarter of ordinary works, so there will be some changes." Everyone's current mentality towards Steins;Gate is still stuck in the last week.
Although most of the episodes in episode No. 11 were suspense-like scenes.
But because Makise Kurisu used her smart mind to analyze it for everyone, she felt that nothing would happen, and even if something happened, Okabe Rintaro would use his invincible d-mail to find a solution.
Everyone is still quite optimistic at the moment.
"Damn it, no one cares about @ch. Forget about others. As a @ch citizen, Christina, you don't pay attention to me. I'm so disappointed!" "Hey, how long are you going to hold on to this? , Okay, Okay, I understand, I will read the post you mentioned later and help you cheer." Although Makise Kurisu is a @ch citizen, she does not visit @ch all the time. , hearing that Rintaro Okabe was obsessed with this point because of a post on the Internet, he responded with a headache.
"Very good, this is what my assistant should be like!" "So, I'm not your assistant... Sigh." Halfway through, Makise Kurisu couldn't speak anymore. In reality, she This has been refuted many times, even in the Steins;Gate anime.
But because both sides of the conversation were similar in reality and animation, she was too lazy to refute.
"Please take it, one for each person, if there is not enough, take more!" While others were chatting about random topics, Kosaka Yuri had already prepared several steaks and placed the finished products in an empty place aside, signaling to those who were free. Take it over.
"Ah, it's almost about to start. Yuri, don't you stop?" "Stop? How is that possible? The steak is going to speed up now!" Hashida Zhi noticed that the animation was about to start, and glanced at the person who was still struggling in front of the stove. Yuri Kosaka reminded half of it.
In this regard, Kosaka Yuri chose to turn the stove to the highest heat, then constantly shake the iron pot while adding new steaks.
Make sure the steak in the skillet is evenly heated and has more steak inside.
The performance result is that Yuri Kosaka continuously flips the iron pot, and the steak in the pot basically keeps half in the air and half in the pot, alternating with each other.
Then when Kosaka Yuri judges that it is enough, he will remove the cooked steak and put it on the plate, and at the same time, add the new raw steak to the cycle.
"Okay, so awesome..." "Amazing skill! Is this really something a human can accomplish?" "I've always thought Yuri's cooking skills were amazing, but this... Is it the level that appears in a food comic?" "Comic? Is this a plot point in a comic?!"
"Is it really necessary to do this to meet deadlines?" Yuri Kosaka's incredible steak-making skills attracted everyone's attention in the lab in a short period of time.
It is normal to cook steak, but it is too rare that half of the steak will always fly in the sky, and half of the steak will be fried in the pan, but the steak will not fly out.
Normally, this kind of scene can only be seen in super-power food comics. In reality, the scene is quite outrageous.
Considering that Kosaka Yuri did this after Hashida said that the animation was about to start playing.
This behavior can only be reminiscent of food animations where contestants speed up cooking because there is not enough time for the assessment.
Unfortunately, even though Kosaka Yuri worked so hard, after others took away the steaks placed next to him, Episode 12 of Steins;Gate had already started playing on the TV.
There was no way, when Hashida Zhi said that, there was actually only so much time left. Even if Yuri Kosaka started to speed up, there was no way to smooth out the time difference.
The episode opens with a rather haggard face of Rintaro Okabe.
"Tsk, is it a little late? Forget it, let's do this for now. At least one serving per person is done." After playing for about ten seconds, Yuri Kosaka put the steaks in the pot on the plates one by one, and said with some regret.
After all, the main activity of the lab is to see Steins;Gate, not to eat.
Although he didn't have time to make three copies for everyone, the animation had already started playing, and it was hard for him to continue production and disturb everyone's viewing.
Fortunately, I have already made one for each person and there are two extra. If it is not enough, just wait until the playback is over.
Chapter 305 12 Gates of Destiny
'This is the earth 7000 million years ago. ' [Mayuri? 】 The opening of Steins;Gate Episode No. 12 does not continue where the previous episode ended, but an opening with unknown meaning.
Mayuri Shiina spoke like a narrator in an empty wilderness, but the tone of her words was quite sad, and she always felt like something had happened.
'Oka Lun was sent here by a time machine. ' 'Mayuji, in order to catch up with Oka Lun, I came here after chasing many, many, many Oka Lun in the world line. ' [Mayuri? ? ] 'The Oka Lun here can be said to be one of countless Oka Lun, or a prototype. ' 'The Mayushi here can also be said to be one of many Mayushi, or a prototype. ' 'But, Okaru and Mayuji will probably die here. ' 'But for sure, consciousness will continue to Mayuji and Okarun in Akihabara 7000 million years later, so...it's okay. ' I don't know if it was because Mayuri Shiina's shadow gradually faded with the sound of her words, dissipating like dust.
"Um......were you telling a story like this last week?" "Not at all. At the end of last week, Mr. Hashida said that lab and sern were directly connected or something." "Then this week's opening counts. What, the meaning is completely unclear!!!" "It's like the opening of some kind of extra chapter, I don't understand." The unclear meaning of the opening plot made several people watching a little confused, so they couldn't understand why the opening of this episode was so sudden. Play this unrelated passage.
"Speaking of which, the quality of the steak is better than I thought..." "It has nothing to do with it now, but I admit it's good." "I think it's good too, but the drinks are only Dr. Pepper and barley juice, which are a bit subtle. , I feel like it doesn’t go well with steak.” “There are no rules for this kind of thing, just choose what you like.” The topic is very easy to change, obviously the previous sentence was still talking about this episode of Steins;Gate The meaning of the opening was unclear. Someone next to me started chatting about steak, and people started chatting with each other.
Of course, the ambiguous scenes in the anime only last a brief moment.
In the blink of an eye, the picture changed from blurry yellow sand to blue sky and white clouds. The camera pulled down and Rintaro Okabe appeared stunned.
Judging from the expression, the unclear section just now seems to be a scene in Okabe Rintaro's dream.
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