On the occasion of collapse

How did such a stupid person survive to this day?

"Well, sister, I'm still very good..." Bai Zhi touched her nose and said awkwardly.

If others dared to say that to her, she would have become violent and hurtful long ago.

But the person talking about her is her sister, so she'd better sit down and sit down.

"Yes, the turtle shell is quite hard." Regarding Bai Zhi's statement that she was very powerful, Fuling admitted that her defense was indeed quite powerful.

"I didn't mean that..." After hearing what Fuling said, Bai Zhi lowered her head pitifully.

"No! I want to prove my strength!" As if thinking of something, Bai Zhi stood up fiercely, releasing her semi-collapse state.

"Look at me breaking big rocks with my bare hands!" Looking at the marble pillar on one side, Bai Zhi raised her hand and was about to chop it down.

"I'll crush your head!"

Before Bai Zhi's hand could fall, a hand struck her head faster.

"Boom!"

"Ouch!"

"A prodigal thing, do you know this thing is very expensive!" Seeing that Bai Zhi actually planned to split the stone pillar just now, Fuling finally couldn't help it.

No, why would she accept this wasteful thing?

"Now I know...(?o ﹏ o?)" Squatting on the ground, Bai Zhi said aggrievedly, covering her head that was hit hard by Poria cocos.

The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't say anything.

"Oh, Xiaoling, please don't be so fierce. You scared her." Alicia, who had just gone to help Klein get off the stool, heard Poria yelling at Bai Zhi as soon as she came back, and immediately walked over to Bai Zhi patted her little head to express comfort.

Watching Alicia touch Bai Zhi's head.

Poria:(.?ˇ_ˇ?.:)

Angelica dahurica: Σ(??Δ??)

It's over, it's over, she doesn't want to eat me! ?Sister, help me!

Comparing the two of them, Alicia's eyes fell on the pair of long horns on Bai Zhi's head.

Such long horns, I care about them so much, I really want to touch them...

Moreover, she actually has a tail! I really care about it and want to touch it~

(The horns of Angelica dahurica are 15cm, and the human forearm is about 20cm.)

Fu Ling, who was sitting on the side, saw through Alicia's little thoughts in an instant, but she didn't expose it.

To be honest, she really wanted to touch her...

But she had just been so aggressive with Bai Zhi, so it was hard for her to ask her to touch her horns now...

"What did she call you?" she asked with a smile. Alicia looked very gentle on the surface, but in fact she had a lot of thoughts~

"Sister, she usually calls me Xiaozhi, and when she is angry, she also calls me Bai Xiaozhi." Blinking her eyes, Bai Zhi had a well-behaved face written on Alicia, her sister's lover.

I'm very good, you have to like me, so help me block my sister (╥╯﹏╰╥)

Drag the baby or something, Dah!

"Then, Xiaozhi, can I also call you that?" Alicia said slowly, looking at the girl in front of her with her head in her hands.

"Of course." Looking at Alicia, Bai Zhi nodded.Just kidding, of course you can call her your sister’s lover that way.

"Then..." With her eyes fixed on the corner of Bai Zhi's head, Alicia's eyes flashed with a little excitement.

"Hey." Being stared at by Alicia, Bai Zhi shuddered, and a bad premonition slowly came over her heart.

"Can I touch your horns?" As she asked, Alicia's hand had already been raised, approaching Bai Zhi's horns little by little.

"Me, me, me, my horn?" Bai Zhi's eyes widened when she heard Alicia's words, as if she heard something incredible.

"Hmm?~" Squinting her eyes, Alicia nodded very naturally, not looking like she was joking.

"No, no, no, no, yes, it will break!" Bai Zhi said in horror as if she remembered something.

"Broken? Could it be?" Hearing Bai Zhi say this, Alicia thought of her own ears and Mebius's waist...

"Ah~ So that's it~" After understanding why Bai Zhi was so resistant, Alicia stopped forcing and withdrew the hand she was about to touch.

However....

"Hey!" Bai Zhi, who had just taken a breath, felt a strong stimulation coming from her corners in the next second, and round tears instantly appeared in her eyes.

"Hey, this corner feels really good. It feels smooth and warm." Poria, who successfully attacked, touched the corner of Angelica dahurica and gave her fair evaluation.

"Hmm~ Not bad, not bad. It feels much better than Cosmo's." Nodding with great satisfaction, Poria didn't notice Bai Zhi's expression on the verge of crying, and turned her gaze to Bai Zhi's back, patting her back. Ground tail.

"Then, that will never work! It will really break! It will definitely break!" Noticing the movement of Fu Ling's eyes, Bai Zhi's eyes were filled with fear.

She was touched once by Poria when she first came back. Why was she touched again now? ?

"Don't worry, don't worry, nothing will happen~" She said very perfunctorily, Poria held down Bai Zhi who was about to get up and run away, and stretched her sinful hand to Bai Zhi's tail.

"No! Absolutely not! It will break... Ouch!" Before Bai Zhi could finish speaking, Poria's hand accurately grasped Bai Zhi's tail that was swinging back and forth.

"Wow! This feel! This fleshy feeling! This softness! It's more comfortable to touch than Pado's tail!" Poria expressed heartfelt admiration as she kneaded Bai Zhi's tail.

It feels really good!

"Woo..." A sound very similar to that of a kettle boiling sounded, attracting Fu Ling's attention.She looked down and saw Bai Zhi, whose face had turned into a bubble teapot, steam was starting to rise from the top of her head, tears were welling up in her eyes, and her legs were still rubbing together.

"Uh, are you okay?" Looking at Bai Zhi's appearance, Fuling also realized something. She looked at Alicia who had retreated far away and finally reacted.

Fuck, careless.

"Sister~I, I feel uncomfortable~" Panting heavily, Bai Zhi stood up with some difficulty and raised her head.

Poria could clearly see that little hearts appeared in Bai Zhi's eyes.

"Sister~" She called Poria in a cooing voice, and Bai Zhi moved her steps with difficulty.

"Ahhh! I can't stand it anymore! Die!" Seeing Bai Zhi approaching her step by step like a zombie from Resident Evil, Poria directly transformed into a pitch-black baseball bat, rounded it up and hit Bai Zhi directly. on the skull.

"Poof!" With the huge force, Bai Zhi flew out directly, hit the wall of the control room, and was nailed to the wall.

"Huh? What?" Klein, who was working, raised his head in confusion, but saw nothing.

"Am I hallucinating?" Shaking his head, Klein shook these trivial matters out of his head and continued working.

Above Klein, Bai Zhi, who was nailed to the wall, had stars in her eyes, stuck out her tongue, and fainted.

"slightly."

Chapter 797: A good opportunity to beat Kosmo for no reason!

"Xiaoling, you seem to have struck too hard." Looking at the Angelica dahurica embedded in the wall that could not be picked out, Alicia touched her chin and spoke slowly to Poria.

"Oh, aren't you scared by her? Who knew her horns and tail are more sensitive than Alicia's ears?" Fu Ling scratched her head awkwardly, thinking about how to knock herself into the wall. The Angelica dahurica was dug out.

"What should we do now, should we drag her out? Or should we wait for her to wake up and crawl out on her own?"

"Well... well..." After hearing what Fuling said, Alicia thought for a moment.

"Why don't you Xiaoling drag her out? If you just leave her alone, I think she will cry when she wakes up, right?" After thinking about it for a while, combined with Bai Zhi's previous performance, Alicia I think this possibility is very high.

"Uh... Okay, okay, I'll go up and pull her out." After scratching her head, Fuling felt that it would be more troublesome to pull Bai Zhi out now if Bai Zhi wakes up later and really cries.

Still have to coax.

Yes, it's quite troublesome.

After a few steps on the wall, Poria directly grabbed Bai Zhi's hand, stepped on the wall with both feet, and began to pull Bai Zhi out of the wall bit by bit.

"Xiaoling, come on?~" Standing below and looking at Fu Ling who was working hard, Alicia generously gave Fu Ling some cheer.

"Buzz." At this moment, the entrance to Paradise in the center of the hall suddenly flashed, splitting to all sides, revealing a dark door.

"The movement just now is..." As a boy with horns walked out of the door, the entrance closed again. Obviously, he was the only one who came out this time.

"Hi?~ Cosmo, you haven't come out of the Paradise for a long time." Seeing Cosmo coming out of the Paradise, Alicia greeted Cosmo generously. It was obviously a long time ago. Kosmo was nowhere to be seen.

"Yes." He replied very coldly. After seeing Alicia, Kosmo slowly approached her.He didn't even notice the Poria cocos that was about to pull Bai Zhi out of the wall.

As Kosmo came closer and closer, Poria also pulled Bai Zhi out of the wall little by little. When Kosmo walked up to Alicia and was about to say something, he suddenly heard a bang.

"It's finally out, wait...fuck!" Poria, which had lost its pulling power, looked at Bai Zhi in her arms, and then looked at the front of herself.

......

It's a fucking ceiling, you bastard!

"Alicia! Get out of the way!" She yelled loudly, and Poria cocos and Angelica dahurica lost their tension and fell to the ground.

Alicia, who was reminded by Poria Cocos, silently moved a step back, avoiding the fate of being used as a meat pad, while Kosma, who was unable to react...

"Boom!" A dull voice sounded. Fu Ling, who had fallen to the ground, held her head, pushed Bai Zhi aside, and cursed as she sat up.

"Wipe it, my aunt, I have suffered a lot in order to pick you off. But the floor is actually soft. Did Klein change the floor?" With doubts, Fu Ling stood up slowly, not forgetting the end. Stomped the floor.

"Well, not bad, it's quite soft." Poria nodded approvingly. She didn't lower her head to look, but simply felt that this 'floor' was very soft, both physically and mentally.

"Um, Xiaoling, do you want to lower your head and take a look?" Alicia on the side looked at the 'floor', and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

Just, it’s pretty miserable.

But, get used to it.

"Ah? Lower your head?" After hearing Alicia's words, Fu Ling lowered his head subconsciously and saw...

A familiar foot...

"Pa." As if thinking of something, Poria cocos touched her forehead, took a deep breath, and then slowly stretched out a hand and transformed into an oversized hammer.

Without even looking back, Fu Ling turned around and took out the weapon, accurately hitting the stunned Kosmo on the head.

"Boom!" After a crisp sound, Kosmo, who had just returned to his thoughts, was knocked unconscious again by a gorgeous blow.

"slightly."

"Okay, it's no problem now." Taking back the hammer, Fu Ling looked back at Kosmo, who was dizzy and couldn't get any more dizzy, and nodded with great satisfaction.

So, the best way to solve problems is to solve the people who created them, right?

Alicia on the side looked at this scene and silently looked away.

She didn't see anything just now~

ten minutes later.

"Well, what's wrong with me?" Kosmo, who woke up first, covered his head and sat up. He shook his groggy head and his eyes finally focused.

"Ah? What's wrong? You just fell to the ground and passed out as soon as you came out of the Paradise. I also want to ask you what you did yesterday. It's so vain." He said without a red face and a heartbeat. Regarding bullying Kosmo, Poria has no psychological burden at all.

"Is that so?" Kosmo said suspiciously as he rubbed his eyebrows. He turned his head and looked at the mirror on the side.

His forehead was extremely smooth, without any traces.

Poria on the side looked at Kosmo's movements and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, she had used the Black Abyss White Flower to treat Kosmo before when he was unconscious and erased the traces on his forehead, otherwise it would have been difficult to explain.

"Yeah, yeah, that's it, Kosmo, you are too weak. This is obviously a lack of training. Let's do it. When I have the chance, sister, I will practice sparring with you. Don't worry, it's free and you don't need to pay. "Patting Kosmo on the shoulder, Fu Ling felt that this method was great. This would give him a chance to beat Kosmo for no reason. When he was in a bad mood, he would use his reputation as a sparring partner to pull him out and beat him up. pause!

"..." Kosmo looked calm.

Heart: Help! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Alicia, who was taking care of Bai Zhi, saw Kosmo being tricked by Poria cocos again, and silently prayed for Kosmo in her heart for a second.

Well, just one second, no more.

Chapter 798 Curiosity will not only kill the cat, but also turn Bai Zhi pale.

(Thanks to Yuan Meng Lian Ying for the master certification~)

"Ah, I, where am I?" Not long after, Bai Zhi also woke up with Kosmo's awakening. She looked around confusedly, but found herself lying on the floor.

Wait, she seemed to remember that she was whipped away by her elder sister.

"Are you awake? The operation was successful, you have... bah bah bah! Why did I say such a line? Hey!" Fu Ling, who subconsciously followed her inner thoughts and spoke, noticed something was wrong the moment the words came out of her mouth. , took a few sips quickly.