On the occasion of collapse

Alicia: ╮(─▽─)╭

Chapter 811 This boss!Please stay!

While Fuling and Alicia were having sex with each other, Bai Zhi, who had entered the paradise, had just finished cleaning up the Honkai beasts and dead warriors in the area. She was lying on the lawn, squinting her eyes, and basking in the sun comfortably.

"Ah~ this is life. It's like being caught by my sister for training or something. It's really scary." Stretching, Bai Zhi pulled out a piece of grass and held it in her mouth, then raised it leisurely. Erlang legs.

The relaxed Bai Zhi didn't notice at all. The grass not far away moved strangely, and two cat ears popped up.

It’s great. After entering the Paradise, sister will no longer care about me. Isn’t this like letting the birds fly? It’s very comfortable!

"Oh~ It would be great if there was another cup of happy water. It would also be nice to have potato chips and a few lollipops." Bai Zhi muttered casually. She didn't know that when she and Qianjie were fighting yesterday, her dear sister Just sit and eat melon seeds and drink happy water.

"Happy water? Oh, I told you earlier! This boss! The shop has everything! Why don't you come and take a look?" After hearing Bai Zhi's words, someone who was hiding in the grass to observe Bai Zhi couldn't sit still and rushed out of the grass in an instant. When he came out, a cat screamed.

"Meow!"

"Come on, boss, we have everything you need in this shop, including sister Ying's petals, sister Ai Li's crystal flowers, little Gray's paintings, our coins, little toys made by sister Velvet, Brother Jie The clothes in the closet, the bandages of Ah Mo, the small sculpture that Sister Nia forgot somewhere, the small gem that Sister Eden threw away, the scales of Sister Snake, the leaves of Brother Su, the sandbags of Ahua, and the ice of Boss Kevin Blocks. By the way, there is another important thing! Sister Poria made herself a small white flower necklace. It is said that she originally planned to make thirteen to give to everyone, but then she forgot about it." Bai Zhi saw this suddenly appeared The cat-type girl suddenly began to take out all kinds of small objects from her body. The cool clothes on her body didn't look like they could hide things at all, and it was impossible to tell where they were taken out from.

"There's more! The reagent tube that Sister Snake has used up! Although I don't know what kind of medicine it is, there is still some left in it." Suddenly, she seemed to remember something and mysteriously touched it from her hood. A tube with pink potion still left came out.

"Boss, I risked my life to steal this from Sister She's laboratory last night... ah, no, I got it back. What do you think, think about it?" She said with a smile. The girl had obviously regarded Bai Zhi as a human being. A big fat sheep that can be slaughtered.

But the truth is...

Bai Zhi is a pauper....

"Well, I don't seem to need these very much. Do you have happy water and lollipops?" Looking at the various small objects in front of her, Bai Zhi looked at this familiar girl and waved her hands very nervously.

"Of course, boss, please wait a moment!" After hearing Bai Zhi's words, the girl who did not bring happy water and lollipops immediately turned around and ran towards a path that Bai Zhi had not noticed at all.

"Canned! You keep the boss! I'll be back soon!"

Bai Zhi heard the girl say this.

"Meow!"

......

Can this cat actually understand human speech? ?

Bai Zhi was shocked! (ΩДΩ)

The girl left and Bai Zhi could only stare at the cat named Can Can.

"Meow?" For some reason, Can Can felt a very unpleasant aura from Bai Zhi.

Like...dog breath?

Bai Zhi looked at the plump can in front of her and wanted to reach out and pick up the cute can.

But her intuition told her that if she stretched out her hand like this, she would probably be scratched.

If you want to pet this cute little kitten, you need a good-quality dried fish!

And she is Angelica!Just right!

No.

So I still don’t touch it.

Sitting on the grass, Bai Zhi held her chin with one hand, staring at the fat cat in front of her with big eyes and small eyes. There was a lot of miscellaneous things between her and the cat.

Looking at the indifferent cat opposite, Bai Zhi silently looked away and picked up something on the ground.

"This kid is so generous. She actually threw such a thing in front of a stranger. But why do I always feel that she looks familiar? I seem to have seen her somewhere..." Bai Zhi frowned and looked at He held the coin in his hand and thought carefully.

'Pado, I told you to be careful. '

'Hey, we were careful, we just didn't catch it. '

The vague conversation appeared in her mind, and Bai Zhi suddenly remembered where she had seen this cat girl!

"Isn't she the girl I saw in the world at that time! So she is also a thirteen-year-old girl?!" Bai Zhi suddenly slapped her thigh, and then she remembered where she had seen Pado.

When she first met Pado, she thought he was not Ying Jie. After all, he was indeed a bit weak...

But I didn't expect that this weak girl was actually thirteen heroes!

"Then shouldn't I call her baby? She should be many years older than me..." Touching her nose, Bai Zhi thought that this paradise has existed for tens of thousands of years, so...

Ah, suddenly, she who was an antique to the outside world became young! (*^▽^*)

She is only a few hundred years old!Still a child!

What?How old is it?This is wrong. Look at this person, he is over 5 years old.

Look, look, which one is older?

Can't she be young anymore?

"Boss! I'm back!" At this moment, a burst of explosion suddenly came from the distance.Bai Zhi looked up and realized that Pado, who had only been gone for a few minutes, had already left and returned.

"Hoo, ho, here it is! Boss, the Coke and lollipop you want!" Running up to Bai Zhi, Padu panted and handed the things in his hand to Bai Zhi.

"Ah...thank you, thank you?" Bai Zhi admitted that she was dumbfounded as she looked at the cold cola and lollipops of various flavors in her hand.

No, there is no place nearby to put things!Where did she get it from? ?

In this regard, Padofelis said that this is a business secret and will never be disclosed unless money is given.

"You're welcome, this is what we should do. Boss, how do you pay the bill? Cash or card?" He rubbed his hands with a smile, and Pado's eyes started to shine!

"Ah? Is there such a thing as money in the Paradise?" Bai Zhi widened her eyes. Why didn't Bai Zhi know that there was such a thing as money in the Paradise?

"Ahem, sorry, sorry, isn't this easy to say? Just exchange things for things. Boss, just get something that fits your eyes." After two awkward coughs, Pado, who was used to this rhetoric, was still the first This was the first time he was exposed so directly.

"Uh... I don't seem to have anything for you..." Touching her pocket, Bai Zhi didn't even bring a lollipop with her this time, let alone anything else.

"..." Hearing that Bai Zhi was empty, Pado's ears and tail wilted at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Hey, hey, I suddenly remembered! Yes! There is something!" Seeing Pado's disappointed look, Bai Zhi suddenly felt that she was so sinful, actually making such a cute cat lady sad!

Taking a deep breath, Bai Zhi used her strength to climb up her arms. The thin scales climbed up her arms. After deciding the position, Bai Zhi concentrated the Honkai Energy on that area. After a while, an old scale was pushed out by a new one. .

"Here! This is for you!" Handing the scales that fell off her hand to Pado, Bai Zhi really couldn't think of anything she could give, so she could only give this.

"Scales! They are completely different from Sister Snake's!"

Sure enough, when he saw these shining scales, Pado's eyes lit up instantly.

"Really, then Mebiu..." After hearing Pado's words, Bai Zhi was about to continue the conversation when she heard a roar coming from not far away.

"Padophilis! Did you go into my room to restock supplies again!!!"

"..." Bai Zhi fell silent, because she knew this voice. It was the roar of her dear old sister.

And the culprit of all this...

Looking at Pado in front of her, Bai Zhi seemed to have thought of something. She looked at Pado, then at the happy water and lollipop in her hand...

Pado nodded solemnly.

"Bai Xiaozhi! What is that in your hand!?"

Bai Zhi, who had just prepared the things and returned them to Pado, clearly saw her elder sister rushing in front of her and Pado in a few flashes, looking at the happy water and lollipops in Bai Zhi's hands with an unkind expression.

Oh, Bai Xiaozhi, I’m dead~

Chapter 812 If a girl has to be elegant, how can she hit someone with her fists?

"So, you said that you met Pado by chance, and you happened to be promoted by her?" Looking at Bai Zhi sitting in front of her, holding her head and crying, Fuling scratched her head, feeling that she seemed to have hit the wrong person... ...

"Yeah! I didn't do anything! I even pulled out a piece of scale and gave it to Pado! What did I do to me! Uuuuuuuuu! ╥﹏╥" After being beaten with a slipper for no reason, Bai Zhi now feels I am more unjust than Dou E!What did she do!She was just lying down and basking in the sun, and then she met a seller and bought something. Why was she beaten?She didn't do anything!

"..." Looking at Bai Zhi who was crying more and more fiercely, Fuling touched her nose.

"Okay, okay, don't cry. I'll make you a small cake later to make it up to you."

"You still owed me a piece last time..."

"I'll make you two."

"Uh-huh, deal, burp."

Bai Zhi, who was crying miserably, burped beautifully and successfully stopped her crying.

Pado, who was about to beg for mercy, saw Bai Zhi's unnatural operation.

Originally, could it still be like this? ! (#?Д?)

"Um, Sister Fuling, we, we didn't mean it..." Controlling her two little ears to droop down, Pado took advantage of the time when Fuling didn't see it and poked the can next to her, signaling to it and I'm just pretending to be miserable.

"Meow..." The little can's head drooped as he understood instantly, which is called sincerity.

"..." Looking at Padu and the canned food, the corners of Fu Ling's mouth began to twitch violently.

No, damn, these three guys didn’t agree, right?

No, my uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt can't!Take a beating first!

"Ouch!"

"Meow!!!"

.......

"So, is this the reason why you beat them both up, Xiaoling?" Looking at the two little ones holding their heads and crying in front of them, Alicia said helplessly as she covered her forehead.

"Hmm...ah, almost..." After scratching her head, Fu Ling looked away and said with a guilty conscience.

"... Xiaoling, I've told you many times, girls should be more elegant, how can they hit people with their fists?" She said earnestly, Alicia looked at Fu Ling with a look of hatred on her face. Steel look.

"Alicia, I know I was wrong. I won't do it next time..." When Alicia said this, Fu Ling also used her traditional skills and gave in instantly, trying to make Alicia soften her heart.

"At least wear pink gloves before fighting." Alicia, who had not finished speaking, did not pay attention to Fu Ling's words. She finished her words before looking at Fu Ling.

"Huh? Xiaoling, what did you just say?"

"...It's nothing." After understanding Alicia's meaning, Fuling turned around with a smile, and slowly formed two small pink gloves.

"Sister, you, what are you going to do? Calm down! You must calm down!"

"Sister Fuling, calm down! Ah! Sister Aili, please help!!!!"

Alicia had already turned around when Fu Ling put on the pink gloves, and did not look at the tragic situation of Bai Zhi and Pado.

At this time, she even covered her ears, completely refusing to listen to what was going on with the two of them.

"Huh?~The weather is so nice today~"

"Ooooooooo!!!"

"Meow meow meow!!!"

Hmm~ It’s even more wonderful when paired with the screams one after another.

—————————————————————————————— (I’m not dead, I’m alive and well, I don’t have to go to work, thank you.)

Paradise Little Theater~

Paduo: Sister Bai Zhi!look!What's this!

Bai Zhi: Isn’t this just a little pink skirt?What's so surprising?

Paduo: Sister Bai Zhi, don’t you understand this? This skirt is not ordinary. It was found in Brother Jie’s wardrobe!

Bai Zhi:? ? ? ? ! ! !In the wardrobe of Qianjie! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

Pado: Yes, I was shocked at the time. I didn’t expect that there would be such a thing in Brother Jie’s closet.

Bai Zhi: I feel like my worldview has been impacted. Qianjie is wearing a pink skirt...it's totally unimaginable...

Paduo: No, it’s possible that Sister Snake put it in to slander Brother Jie. After all, Sister Snake often does this.

Bai Zhi: .....If it was someone else who did it, I might think he was sick, but if it was Mebius... I don't think it's strange what she did.

Paduo: Well, Sister Bai Zhi, is it bad to talk about Sister She behind her back like that?

Bai Zhi: What’s wrong?When I first came to Paradise, I was deceived onto the operating table by this pretending old woman. I still remember it now!

Paduo: Well, Sister Bai Zhi, I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do. I have to leave first. See you later!

Bai Zhi: Pado!Your skirt!