I am a male god in Liyue

"Oh."

"The drawing is wrong here too."

"Oh."

"Wrong again, big brother, you are so stupid. I only learned this after watching it once."

"You actually learned such a complicated pattern after just seeing it once? Is it true..."

"real."

"Master Shen He is so amazing."

"Apprentice, you have to work harder."

"……Um."

Under the careful guidance of Xiao Shenhe, Xia Zhi finally drew the correct picture.

Little Shenhe looked happy. At this time, she had already forgotten her previous unhappiness.

"Let's learn here first today. It's time for us to pick mushrooms."

"Ok!"

Early the next morning, Shen He woke up from his dream.

She sat on the bedside, picked up a comb and slowly combed her hair. As she combed it, she suddenly raised the corners of her mouth and whispered to herself.

"Master Shen He."

Then, her movements of combing her hair became brisk.

In the morning, Zhuzi and Diona went out and bought a lot of fresh vegetables, mostly meat.

Towards noon Mr. Durav arrived with a pile of presents.

Some are Mond's handicrafts, some are Mond's specialty dry goods, and there are two bottles of Mond's wine.

"I came in a hurry and I didn't bring anything good. I carefully selected these from the shop in the port area. They are definitely not fakes."

"You're welcome, Mr. Durav."

After a sumptuous meal and chatting for a while, Durav stood up to leave.

"It's the hunting season now, and there are a lot of things going on in the town. I have to rush back. I will have to trouble Mr. Xia to take care of my little girl from now on."

"Should be."

“Mr.

"No!"

"Now is the time for you to grow, so you need to eat more. If you come to Mondstadt in the future, remember to come to Qingquan Town and let me entertain you well."

"sure."

"Thank you for your hospitality these two days. Goodbye then."

"Goodbye."

Everyone sent him to the door of the store. Diona pouted and accompanied her father to the city gate alone.

When she came back, her eyes were still a little red, her cat ears and tail were tangled, and she looked lethargic.

"Boss, I'm back."

"Well, your father is gone?"

"gone."

Xia Zhi looked at Diona who was in a depressed mood, and had a strange feeling that her father-in-law had married his daughter over.

"I'll fry the dried fish for you to eat tonight."

"Hey?"

"We went to Grandma Ping's house for dinner this Thursday. We didn't cook fried chicken. I'm going to make up for it tonight. Without fried chicken, I feel like this week is incomplete."

"Hey!"

"How's it going? Do you want to eat?"

"Want to eat!"

"Ah."

Diona's eyes were bright and she couldn't help but swallow her saliva. Her cat ears and tail also stood up, and her low mood was instantly swept away.

Sure enough, fried chicken is something that can make people happy.

In the evening, Xia Zhi finished massaging Zhuzi, Qiqi, Akabane, and Shenhe, and was about to call it a day when Diona suddenly came over secretly.

"boss."

"Huh? Why are you here?"

"I...I also want...a massage."

"Oh?"

"It's... it's the kind of massage that Senior Zhuzi can use to lose weight."

"You're not fat."

"I'm fat! My dad told me!"

“Slimming massage is very expensive.”

"I have money!"

"Do you really want to press it?"

"Ok!"

"Okay, lie down."

"it is good!"

Then there is no more then.

If anything, Diona's tail and ears seem to be very sensitive and feel really great to the touch.

Chapter 2: You are too young to read it

After the massage and shower, Xia Zhi returned to the room on the second floor and took out the black iron treasure box that he had picked up from Mr. Duraf during the day.

Although Mr. Duraf gave many gifts, the best gift for Xia Zhi was this treasure box.

The last time I opened a black iron treasure chest, it was the one given by Zhuzi.

The last time it was Brother Liu, Xia Zhi was still a little excited at that time.

The rainbow pulp found in treasure chests is also useful.

Select Open.

A jar of colorful candies appeared in front of him.

【Jiuwei Fruit Candy】

Quality: Black Iron.

Type: Consumable.

Features: None.

Effect: The taste of fruit candy will stay in your mouth for a whole day.

Hidden effect: None.

An interesting item.

Xia Zhi opened the jar, took out a red candy and threw it into his mouth.

It was strawberry flavored and tasted very sweet, better than the candies he had eaten in the original world.

While eating sweets, he finished today's subsistence allowance.

When the candy in his mouth was gone, he smashed his mouth and felt that there was still a sweet taste of strawberry in his mouth.

Xia Zhi took out a sunset fruit from the inventory and took a bite.

The taste of sunflower seeds and strawberry are mixed together, which tastes a bit weird.

It seems that this candy can also be used to play pranks.

Xia Zhi opened the [Mall] and spent 3 points to buy a bottle of mouthwash.

【Refreshing Mouthwash】

Quality: Black Iron.

Type: Consumable.

Features: None.

Effect: Removes any odor in the mouth.

Hidden effect: None.

He opened the bottle and rinsed it with mouthwash before the sweet taste of strawberry disappeared from his mouth.

Interesting.

When they arrived at the dream world, the two played games for a while.

Xia Zhi took out the can of fruit candies and picked a black one for little Shenhe.

"what is this?"

"Sour plum-flavored candies. If you like sour ones, I specially chose them for you."

"Oh."

Little Shenhe took the candy and put it in his mouth.

Xia Zhi looked at her and asked, "How does it taste?"

"Sweet and sour."

"Like it?"

"like."

"There are also lemon candies here. Look at the yellow one. It also tastes sour."

"I want to eat."

"No."

"?"

"Because this fruit candy is amazing, the taste will stay in your mouth all day."

"so long?"

"Yes, so you can't eat lemon candy until the taste of sour plum disappears tomorrow, otherwise you will have the wrong taste in your mouth."

"……You did not tell me."

"You ate too fast."

Shen He looked at him with wide eyes, seemingly a little dissatisfied, and then she said to him with a straight face: "Brother, let's continue to learn how to draw talismans."

"Do it."

"need!"

"I feel like I don't have the talent to learn the immortal talismans."

"Diligence can make up for one's weakness!"

"Where did you learn that word?"

"In the cartoon, you told me."