I sell sweets in Konoha

"Eh? Are you so anxious?" Shizune said a little confused.

"We..." Tsunade really wanted to leave.

But at this moment, a cold voice suddenly interrupted Tsunade's words: "Hey, it's really been a long time since I last saw my old classmate."

Coming from directly opposite Tsunade, there were two people, one large and one small.The older one was sitting in the wheelchair with an expressionless face, while the younger one was standing behind the wheelchair and pushing the wheelchair with the same expressionless face.

"Oh~ Isn't this Orochimaru?" Tsunade naturally recognized who this person was, but there was no hint of the ease and joy in meeting old classmates in her voice, and she even said with a hint of hostility: "We haven't seen each other for so many years. Why are you so embarrassed? And you're actually in a wheelchair?"

"Hehehe~" Facing Tsunade's ridicule, Orochimaru smiled as if he didn't care.

"I am like this because of your concubine. You really gave birth to two good daughters."

"Daughter?" Tsunade frowned slightly and said, "I don't have any daughter."

"Hehehehahaha~" Orochimaru said with a smile that was a little bit charming: "I have to say, as your old teammate, you are really good at hiding it. If they hadn't come out on their own, I wouldn't have known that you actually had two more My daughter."

"I've already said it!" Tsunade said slightly angrily, "I don't have any daughter!"

"Daughter?" When Shizune heard the word, she remembered that there seemed to be some rumors mentioning this matter recently.She hurriedly said beside Tsunade: "I heard that two people claiming to be your daughters have appeared in the Land of Waves recently. Isn't this what Orochimaru is talking about?!"

"Huh?!" Tsunade was also a little surprised.

She had heard of this matter, and there were quite a few people who were deceiving people under the banner of Sannin.But there are really no people who are cheating under her name, not because of anything else but because she owes too much debt.If he uses her name to deceive others, he may be deceived by debt collectors before the money is defrauded.

So when she first heard about this, Tsunade didn't take it to heart at all, thinking that they would disappear within two days.

But now Orochimaru's appearance made Tsunade feel that this matter was not that simple.

"My daughter?" Tsunade looked at Orochimaru and said, "Thanks to them?"

"I have to say." Orochimaru said coldly: "Their medical skills, especially their knowledge of poisons, have surpassed you. Tsunade! I originally wanted to see the lovely daughters of my old teammates this time, but it turned out that I didn't Thinking of causing some unpleasantness."

"I was poisoned by them in the middle!"

"Oh oh oh oh! That's what happened!" Shizune said as if she was well-informed: "Recently, there are rumors that the three ninjas are gathering in the Land of Waves, and all the psychic beasts have appeared there."

"So this is true?!"

"Of course." Orochimaru said, "They are the psychic beasts that inherited you and Jiraiya."

"..." Tsunade didn't reply. She had been addicted to gambling recently and really didn't know that these things were happening.

Although I really want to refute it, it is not a kind person who can make Orochimaru such a miserable person.And although Orochimaru is cunning by nature, he doesn't lie about everything.If he hadn't really been tortured and couldn't bear it, he would definitely not come to him. Besides, he didn't refute what Shizune said just now.

so...

Is this true? Is there such a thing?I have a daughter?Why don’t I know this myself?

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Suddenly, before Tsunade knew what to say, Orochimaru screamed, his face became more ferocious and he shouted: "Damn it! Damn it! This feeling is coming again. !”

"Puff~puff~puff~"

A very distinct sound, and a very distinct smell very quickly.

"You..." Tsunade covered her nose, why did Orochimaru drop?

"Thanks to the poison made by your daughter." Orochimaru said feebly: "This is so ugly!"

Squirting in front of his old classmates, he didn't want to but had no choice.Just as the girl said, her condition is deteriorating in a bad direction!Now he can no longer stand up, otherwise...otherwise he might have to change his pants again.

"Poison?" Tsunade frowned and looked at Orochimaru and said, "Isn't this poison? Is it a laxative?"

It looks like this from any angle.

"If it was just an ordinary laxative, I wouldn't come to you." Orochimaru raised his head and said, "This is not an ordinary laxative. I have tried many methods but it can't be solved!"

If this is said, it is somewhat credible. Although Orochimaru is not a medical ninja, his level of poisoning and detoxification is not weaker than his own.He couldn't even cure the poison, which really made Tsunade a little curious.

"However." Tsunade thought of a question and said: "Let's not talk about the daughter's matter for now, you guy suddenly went to them, don't you have some good intentions?"

"Of course he doesn't have any good intentions!" At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared behind Tsunade. The voice said with some regret and sigh: "They have the blood of both the Uchiha clan and the Senju clan. Moreover, some special bloodstain fusions have been developed based on these two bloodlines."

"He went for their Sharingan and bloodline, and those two girls joined forces to beat him into this state of virtue."

"It can be considered that he is asking for trouble himself."

"Orochimaru."

Chapter 43 Orochimaru’s cry

Probably because at this time Orochimaru had not yet come up with any plan to collapse Konoha.

Even if the plan has not yet become a reality, although the relationship between the three ninjas is not as good as before, it will not quickly turn into a big fight.In addition, Tsunade was a little interested in the news brought by Orochimaru and Jiraiya, and Orochimaru was now unlucky.

So the three ninjas reluctantly sat together and talked.

Well, mainly listening to Orochimaru's cries.

"Look at it! This is the negotiation condition they gave me. They blew up this island themselves, but they have to blame it on me!" Orochimaru put the negotiation conditions Junko gave him on the table and said : "It's all [-] million...Uh-huh...ahhhhhh!! I can't do it anymore..."

"Hurry! Kimimaro, hurry! Take me there!"

Although it was embarrassing to squirt in front of his old teammates once, but if he squirts at a dinner party, he will squirt without any scruples.I might really be completely embarrassed...

Kimimaro quickly pushed Orochimaru to solve the problem.

Tsunade and Jiraiya on the side shook their heads.

"Orochimaru..." Jiraiya took a sip of wine and sighed, "This time you really brought it upon yourself."

Jiraiya had already heard about the Wave Country. In fact, when he first learned of their existence, Jiraiya was still worried that Orochimaru would target them.Jiraiya felt that if Orochimaru targeted them, the best outcome would probably be that the two girls were kicked out of the Country of Waves by Orochimaru.The near result is that one of them is captured by Orochimaru, and the worst outcome is that both of them are captured by Orochimaru.

He had already made plans to use force to snatch people away from Orochimaru, but the development of things was completely beyond his expectation.The speed of Orochimaru's actions was indeed beyond his expectation, Orochimaru's defeat was also beyond his expectation, and it was even more beyond his expectation that Orochimaru was tortured like this by those two girls.

Anyway, since he learned about the existence of these two girls, Jiraiya found that everything he had estimated about them was wrong.

So I originally planned to go directly to the door, but now I thought it might be a good thing if I could bring Tsunade along with me.

I didn't expect to meet Orochimaru here.

Tsunade didn't listen to what Jiraiya and Orochimaru were saying. She turned over the negotiation document bit by bit.Well, it's not so much a negotiation document as it is a document demanding Orochimaru's unconditional surrender.There was nothing on it that Orochimaru was allowed to bargain over, and everything was marked as refusing to discuss.The amount of these things is huge...

Tsunade's eyes gradually brightened as she watched.

Dare to cheat Orochimaru, they are really the number one in the ninja world.As for being able to trick Orochimaru, they are very rare in the ninja world.

only...

"Why are their last names Uchiha?" Tsunade asked, pointing to the signature of the negotiation document.

"Shouldn't I ask you this?" Jiraiya said, drinking wine and looking quite depressed, "Why do they have the last name Uchiha?!"

"How would I know?" Tsunade asked.

Yes, how would she know?She is the most innocent person in this matter. She has not found a boyfriend since her boyfriend died.If she really had a husband named Uchiha, how could she not know about it? !

Two girls with Uchiha and Senju blood suddenly popped up, and they actually said they were his daughters.

Who could she, Tsunade, ask to reason with? !

who? !Tell her why she has two daughters named Uchiha.

"I've kept you waiting."

After a while, the pale Orochimaru was pushed over by Kimimaro and said, "I've really had enough of this poison."

"Didn't you ask for this?" Jiraiya glanced at Orochimaru.

"Humph, I'm just curious." Orochimaru said innocently, "After all, we are teammates, and I also want to know what's going on. I don't really mean to target them."

"But they seem to have deep misunderstandings and hostility towards me."

"Although we are teammates." Jiraiya did not agree with Orochimaru's words: "But I don't think they have any misunderstanding about you."

"Hmph~ Jiraiya." Orochimaru snorted and said, "It seems that you not only taught them your own moves, but you also taught them your own stupidity."

"What?" Tsunade was also a little confused and said, "What do you mean? Orochimaru?"

"Shouldn't we ask Jiraiya about this?" Orochimaru said coldly: "He taught them many moves and even made one of them sign a contract with a toad."

"I don't know about this either." Jiraiya put down the wine glass in his hand and said, "Speaking of which, I only found out about it from Toad. The one named Uchiha Tomoko signed a contract with Toad, and the other one named Uchiha Junko signed a contract with Slug."

"Anyway, I didn't let anyone sign a contract with Toad." Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade and said.

"Me neither," Tsunade replied.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the tavern suddenly became weird.Orochimaru thought that Jiraiya and Tsunade taught the two girls many unique skills and even made them sign a contract.Although the three of them were already drifting apart, it was a bit unreasonable to exclude Orochimaru from this matter, right?They are the Sannin!

But now it seems that they don't know what's going on.

The atmosphere at the dinner table became quiet and weird. No one spoke except for the sound of 'Puff, puff, puff~' from time to time.

"That Orochimaru..." Tsunade felt that she couldn't eat because of Orochimaru's popping voice and said, "Do you want to go there again? Try to empty your stomach and don't eat anything. ."

"Did you see what I ate after serving it?" Orochimaru said with a look of reluctance: "I treat you, I pay for it, you order whatever you want, I didn't eat a bite!"

"In the end, you still dislike me, Tsunade. Even if you don't agree with my actions, isn't this a bit too much?"

"It's not Orochimaru like this." Jiraiya pinched his nose and said, "It's just...this smell..."

"Uh... Sisi~" Orochimaru took a breath and started to feel a little pain in his stomach. "Isn't this something your good apprentices did? I don't know when you taught them , but they do know your moves!"

"Ahhh... Damn it..." Orochimaru said with veins popping out on his forehead: "Damn...damn..."

"Orochimaru..." Tsunade couldn't stand it anymore and said: "From a doctor's point of view, holding in a fart is harmful to your health, and so is holding in a fart. Farts don't disappear for no reason. In fact, they are The fart you hold in will be flushed and absorbed by the intestines and then carried to the lungs through the bloodstream, where it will be expelled together through gas exchange."

"You never let your mouth..."

"Hey~~~~" A long but subtle voice came from Orochimaru.

"It's okay...it's okay..." Orochimaru said with lingering fear, "I didn't bring anything out."

"Hey..." Tsunade and Jiraiya sighed together and turned their faces to the side, unwilling to look any further.

"So." Orochimaru lowered his head and refused to look at the faces of these two teammates. He knew that from today on, his image in the eyes of his teammates would change.

But change, just change, it’s better than always being like this.

"Tsunade, this is your good daughter's poison." Orochimaru said, "Is there anything you can do about it?"

"Gudu~ha~" Tsunade took a sip of wine and said, "Honestly, no."

"How is that possible?!" Orochimaru raised his head and looked at Tsunade in disbelief.

"Actually, judging from your appearance and symptoms." Tsunade made a rough analysis: "Your performance looks more like illness than poisoning. Ordinary laxatives cannot achieve such a long-lasting effect. , also if it is some poison that targets the gastrointestinal function. Judging from the time since you were poisoned, it is most likely that you were burned and brought in a box by your subordinates, rather than being pushed here."

"So you are most likely not poisoned but sick."

"Sick?" Orochimaru really didn't think about this.

"Your behavior looks more like you have cholera." Tsunade said, "But I don't have samples of their poison on hand, so I can't give you the corresponding antidote."

"But they do." Orochimaru said with a sly smile.

Tsunade had no way to detoxify the poison, Orochimaru expected it.So now is what he wants.

"Have you seen the amount in the negotiation?" Orochimaru said with a sly smile: "They should only be 12 years old now, right? Do you think if there is such a large sum of money suddenly added to their accounts, given their age, Can’t they make good use of this money? They are still too young and can be easily deceived, right? So as the guardian, their mother, you..."

"I must supervise and protect my children's property from any infringement." Tsunade slapped the table and stood up.

The voice was impassioned.

"Hey... But they are not willing to treat me, and even shirk some responsibilities on me." Orochimaru sighed and said, "This child..."

"How can you take what a kid says seriously?" Tsunade grabbed the negotiation document, put it away, kicked it into her arms and said, "We are all old classmates, so let me help you talk about this matter."

"My lovely daughters, this is not good."

It was indeed not good, Jiraiya looked on with cold eyes.

I did make a lot of miscalculations, but they were able to trick Orochimaru into becoming such two girls.

You Tsunade....

It's really hard to say!

Chapter 44 Go find the daughters

"The country of waves..."

"Uh-huh-huh~ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

At night, Tsunade leaned on the window sill and looked out the window, holding a glass of wine in her hand and sipping it.