I sell sweets in Konoha
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Anyway, I don’t think Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jirai would keep anything secret, so there wouldn’t be any problem if they told them directly.
"Speaking of it." Junko walked up to Neji and asked, "Have you read the script I gave you?"
"Yes, I saw it." Neci said a little embarrassed: "It's the master, why...why...why..."
"Why not have a female character in the script?"
Although he would take everything arranged by Junko and Tomoko very seriously, there was something about this incident that really made Neji feel very embarrassed!He doesn't object to acting in movies or anything, but why is the script given to him actually a female role?
"What's wrong?" Tomoko stroked Neji's hair enviously and said, "It would be a pity that little Neji-chan doesn't play a girl."
"But...but I am a boy." Neji said weakly but slightly stubbornly fighting for his rights.
"There are many female roles in the world that are not necessarily played by girls." Junko said with relief: "Onagata, isn't it good-looking? Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it art? Not all onagata actors are girls. For example, Taichi Saotome, he once played a female form, but he also appeared in Hot Blood High School. After switching from a woman to a man, he has not lost any of the domineering power of a man."
"Watt?" Tomoko suddenly couldn't stop yelling and said, "He was also a female figure actor? I can't tell it at all."
"Of course." Junko said, "If you can go back, you can take a good look at that. Taichi Saotome is a very famous nagata actor. When he plays a girl, you can't tell that he is a man at all."
Neji is confused, who is Taichi Saotome?He is a person that he has never heard of at all, and although he knows a little about women’s forms, he doesn’t have much contact with them.What is a hot-blooded college?Why do his two teachers always say something he doesn't understand?
"Pa~" Seeing Neci's confusion, Tsunade couldn't help but hit Junko and Tomoko on the head and said: "Say something that can be understood here, don't keep talking about things over there."
"And it doesn't seem like you are comforting Neji, right?"
"I think everyone can understand it." Junko rubbed her head and muttered: "Forget it, to put it simply, there once was a great humanist named Lu Shu who said, 'The greatest art is that of men. Play woman.'"
"I've never heard of it." Tsunade interjected: "Whether it's people talking to you, if it's unique to your side, I think you'd better say something that both sides can understand."
"Okay." Junko shrugged and said, "What matters in martial arts is a state of mind. There are external things in the heart, but there are no external things in the heart. It is difficult for us to teach you about the state of mind. Only you can understand it yourself. It's like asking you to act It’s the same with female characters. If you just imitate a girl, it’s easy to imitate a girl’s movements, but it’s difficult to imitate a girl’s mentality. And this mentality is not something we can teach you.”
"For learning martial arts, I believe that as a genius of the Hyuga clan, you can learn all our techniques in a short time. Purely in terms of techniques, it does not mean that you will be very powerful. Without the improvement of your state of mind, what you have learned It’s just superficial.”
"By the way, Wing Chun was founded by women, so it is very suitable for girls to practice a boxing technique."
"The real Soft Fist is not about tapping acupoints." Tomoko waited for Junko to finish speaking and then continued: "In our opinion, the Hinata family's Soft Fist is superficial and only requires proficiency in chakra control. In addition, it can be done easily by memorizing the chakra acupuncture points. It is not so much a soft boxing but a variant of conventional boxing. The real soft boxing is 'soft'."
"Softness overcomes hardness. It is like water without form. It is outwardly shaped but its heart is formless. The formless and form are integrated into one body. The heaven and earth are yin and yang, and the heart is like still water."
"Is that so?! Master Junko, Master Tomoko!" Neci didn't seem to understand yet, but Xiao Li seemed to have understood it and said, "So this is also a kind of practice! Then I also want to..."
"No!" Junko and Tomoko stopped in unison: "Xiao Li doesn't need it!"
"Eh? Why?" Xiao Li was confused by these two people. Why didn't he need it?
"Because you and Ningci are different." Junko patted Xiao Li's shoulder and said sincerely: "Actually, you are much higher than Neci in terms of state of mind, but you don't realize it yourself. Deliberately imitate others, deliberately If you engage in a practice that is not suitable for you, you will only learn how to walk in Handan and ultimately learn nothing."
"Is that so?" Xiao Li asked.
Junko and Tomoko nodded sharply.
"So, Neji." Junko said earnestly: "Do you understand our intention? If you don't know what a girl is, I can turn you into a girl and let you have a good experience. .”
"I think that's not necessary, right?" Tomoko objected a little and said, "Surgery or something..."
"Of course it's not surgery." Junko took out a small bottle from her pocket and said, "The ultra-concentrated version of Niangdouquan, only one drop is enough. I have used it for both Sasuke and Itachi, and I originally wanted to stop it. I also used water, but after thinking about it, I forgot about it.”
"Oh~ you actually have such a good thing?" Tomoko also said excitedly: "Then Ningji..."
"Master! I will perform the role well!" Neji immediately broke into a cold sweat and promised, "Both the appearance and the inside."
"I will perform perfectly!"
Chapter 60 Tooth! Toothache!
At Konoha Hospital, there were two old men waiting for dental treatment.
The scene seemed extremely embarrassing.
Why is it embarrassing?It's okay for an old man to go to the dentist. It's common for people to have bad teeth as they get older.So it is normal to come to the hospital to have a dental checkup.
But what really makes these two old men embarrassed is each other's identity and the reason for visiting the dentist.
Danzo Shimura, the leader of the Konoha Anbu, and Hiruzen Sarutobi, the third Hokage of Konoha, actually had to go to the hospital for dental treatment because they had cavities due to eating too much sweets.
It's really embarrassing for this to spread out.
"I didn't expect to meet here."
After being embarrassed for a long time, Sandai decided to say something to break the embarrassment, otherwise he might not say anything for the rest of his life due to Danzo's character.They just sat awkwardly facing each other until one of them left.
"You have bad teeth." Danzo lowered his head and said, "You have to eat less candy."
Is this comfort?Is it?The third generation didn't think so and said, "Yes, you also need to eat less sugar. If outsiders find out, the dignified leader of Konoha's ANBU will go to the hospital for dental treatment because of eating too much sugar."
"This is not a good thing. If you can't eat so much sugar, you should give some to others. It's not good to keep it to yourself."
After hearing what the Third Generation said, Danzo finally raised his head and glanced at the Third Generation and said unconvinced: "This is the first time I've come in, but you, an old guy, have only been like this for a few days."
"You're the one who can't eat sweets, right?"
"I smoked a little too much." Sandai forcefully defended, "It has nothing to do with candy."
"Smoking?" Danzo said sarcastically: "Smoking can remove cavities. This is really a strange thing in the world."
"Anyway, it's not because of the candy." Sandai felt a little embarrassed on his face. He quickly changed the subject and said: "You should have received the corresponding information about their affairs, right?"
Regarding the true identities of those two girls, although it is a bit outrageous, it happened like this, and the most outrageous explanation is also the least outrageous explanation at present. This is really outrageous.And the third generation didn't think he knew all this outrageous information, and Danzo didn't know it.
"Parallel world." Danzo said calmly: "This is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life."
"Another An Lushan-like figure should not be two An Lushan-like figures."
Danzo still knew about Loulan, and the sudden appearance of An Lushan did attract Konoha's attention.Investigating his past was like a tiger eating the sky and having nowhere to eat. It was only after the incident was over that we found out that An Lushan was a person who traveled from the future to that era because of the power of dragon veins.
It's outrageous, but the reality is that it doesn't make sense.
Danzo also tried to send people to study this matter, because as a latecomer, if he can grasp the process of history, there is a high probability that it will bring him a lot of convenience and advantages.
However, the results of the research disappointed him. Traveling through historical time and space is a small probability event.
There is almost no rhyme or reason to it, and only a few lucky people may encounter this kind of thing at certain times.Dragon Vein does not directly have the ability to travel through time and space, but the powerful power of Dragon Vein is the basis for traveling through time and space.
With the powerful power of dragon veins, this kind of thing can only happen at a specific time and under the influence of some uncertain and specific environments.
Therefore, the possibility of using dragon veins to develop a ninjutsu that can stably travel through time and space is basically zero.
After getting this answer, Danzo quickly gave up the idea of using dragon veins. The power of dragon veins is powerful but almost difficult to control.An Lushan barely controlled the Dragon Vein with all the strength of a country, and even so it couldn't be used well.Danzo didn't want to invest such a huge cost in something that was basically zero.
But what he didn't expect was that so many years after Loulan Kingdom, two more people who traveled through time and space would come to the ninja world.
"An Lushan..." Sandai took out his pipe and wanted to take a good puff.
But when he thought that this was a hospital, he decided to give up before even looking at his teeth.He took back his pipe and said: "Do you think they will become someone like An Lushan who will harm Konoha and even the entire ninja world?"
Will it?Danzo had no way of giving an answer, maybe he would, maybe he wouldn't.
He didn't fully believe what those two girls said. Danzo was willing to believe that they came across the world, but the purpose of their journey across the world was not something Danzo wanted to believe.Danzo has his own judgment.
I just don’t have a judgment. In short, I don’t agree with the purpose but can’t raise any objections.
"That girl named Junko Muto is the future Fifth Hokage." The Third Hokage said thoughtfully, "They shouldn't be people like An Lushan, right?"
"A 13-year-old Hokage?" Danzo asked, "Are you, an old man, suffering from Alzheimer's disease? How can she become Hokage at such a young age? How can she take on the important task of leading a village?"
"The 13-year-old Hokage is indeed a bit exaggerated." Sandai said: "But she did pretty well in the Land of Waves. The Country of Waves was a poor country before. Now I heard that it is developing very well. It’s not as poor as it used to be.”
That girl's political achievements are obvious to all. Judging from the current situation in the Country of Waves, she can be considered a good hand in economic development.
If she is really allowed to become Hokage, it may be able to get Konoha out of the current crisis. Although the third generation has not received systematic training and relevant education.But after being the Hokage for so many years, he can still realize that the current situation in Konoha Village is ultimately an economic issue.Konoha in the past may not have been as wealthy as Konoha now, but Konoha at that time had been in a period of rapid development.
And now Konoha is both at its peak and in a state of decline, and so many problems are ultimately related to the economy.
Without sufficient development, we cannot create a bigger cake. If there is no bigger cake to eat, we can only divide and grab the remaining cake to eat.One of the reasons why he stood by and watched the destruction of the Uchiha clan at that time was also related to this.
If an Uchiha falls and his interests are divided among other clans, Konoha can at least survive for a while.
And if an Uchiha doesn't fall, the situation is really hard to say.
"Have you made your decision?" Danzo looked at the third generation and did not object directly. "If they are really a person like An Lushan, what are you going to do?"
"Let's take a look." Sandai said, "I don't make decisions in a hurry."
"The three ninjas are all over there now. Let them observe for a while before drawing conclusions."
"Besides, which one comes first, you or me? The doctor has been waiting for a long time."
Chapter 61 Think carefully about what to eat today
Sometimes history is a wonderful thing. When you think you have changed history, it is likely that it will return to its original historical trajectory in some wonderful way.
Just like the Princess of the Storm movie, although the director is more optimistic about Tomoko's original (adapted) script, he is also very interested in the ninja himself filming the movie.However, he did not immediately decide to start filming as Junko wanted.
The script is certainly good, and it is rare in the history of the ninja world to have a ninja himself filming real ninjutsu scenes.
But after all, Ninja is not a serious actor. The handling and interpretation of a completely fictional character, a character that may completely conflict with his own personality, still depends on actors who are professional in this area.Without a great performance by a suitable actor, even the best script can be ruined.Junko and Tomoko still agree with this, and there are indeed many examples in the past life.Poor casting resulted in an originally good script being ruined by unqualified actors.
So since the director raised this issue, neither Junko nor Tomoko objected but waited for the actor he selected to come to the Land of Waves.
In this way, the protagonist, Fenghua Koyuki, who was originally squeezed out by Junko and Tomoko, returned to the movie "Princess of the Storm".Although she has changed from the leading role to a supporting role, Fenghua Xiaoxue is still very dedicated in her performance.
There was no playing cards. After arriving, she quickly started discussing the script and her role with the director at the reception banquet.
Because Tomoko's script is adapted from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey", there is a very important character Galadriel in it but not a lot of scenes.Although the role is not many, it is very important, and the director gave this role to Fenghua Xiaoxue.
"So he is the one who plays the Queen of Divine Grace?" Jiraiya asked Junko, holding his own small wine glass: "He doesn't look like a queen at all."
"Why not let Tsunade play this role? I think she is much more suitable than this girl."
"Do you think Tsunade is the kind of elegant, quiet woman?" Junko asked back: "And you want Tsunade to play the queen just to satisfy your own little one?!"
Jiraiya was also brought into the crew by Junko, and he was assigned a role that suited him very well.
Gandalf!They all have the meaning of leading the way, and they all have the feeling of recording. Similarly, their own actions and leaders will more or less become the people who determine the fate of a place in the future.Therefore, there are many similarities between Jiraiya and Gandalf, and it would be perfect for Jiraiya to play Gandalf.
And this guy himself is very comedic, just let him play his own character.
However, Junko originally wanted to let Tsunade join in, but after thinking about it, she decided not to do it for the time being.She hasn't arranged what Tsunade will do yet.
"I didn't expect you were actually planning to make a movie." Kimimaro pushed Orochimaru over and said, "I thought you were just looking for a reason to ask for money."
"Of course it's true." Junko shrugged and said, "Otherwise, how do you think the country of Waves will develop?"
It is said that small countries can easily turn around, but in fact, it is difficult for small countries to develop.It has a small population, weak industrial capabilities, and if there is no convenient location, it will basically be a hellish start.If you want to develop without relying on special industries, you really have to rack your brains.
Under the premise that each industry has few advantages, building a tourism and cultural industry is almost inevitable and the only way.
"So what about my opinion?" Orochimaru didn't care much about this, but was very concerned about another question and said: "Do you need me to help you get rid of control?"
Junko didn't answer or look at Orochimaru. She seemed to be thinking and hesitating.
"Do you not trust my character? Or do you think my asking price is too high?" Orochimaru asked.
"I only need a little bit of your cells and blood." Orochimaru said haggling: "I think the price is not high at all, and if you can't trust me, then you can always trust Tsunade and Jiraiya, right? I I said that the whole process can be carried out under their supervision. And you are the apprentice of Tsunade and Jiraiya. They have handed over many things to you over there. Even if I want to do something to you, you can You can discover it yourself.”
"I feel that the price is already very low and cannot be lower. Moreover, while helping you get rid of control, I also have to bear the threat of being counter-controlled or attacked by its spirit or soul."
"The price is indeed very reasonable. It can even be said to be quite low." Junko finally said, "But I don't care about that."
If Orochimaru is really good, then this is a very reasonable price in every sense of the word.Just like what he said, if Orochimaru can really help him and Junko escape from the control of the system, the system will definitely not be willing to give up easily and will definitely try its best to resist.
Orochimaru himself also bears the risk of being killed.
This is not like in the original work where he can rely on his ninjutsu and his research on the soul and spirit to fake corpses again and again.
If he is really attacked or counter-killed by the system, then it is very likely that Orochimaru will not be pretending to be dead this time but will actually die!
"Hey, Orochimaru." Junko put down her drink and said, "I have a question for you. Can you really give up everything in Konoha Village?"
In the early stage, Orochimaru seemed to have really cut off all ties between himself and Konoha after his defection. The reason why he returned to Konoha was just for Sasuke's Sharingan and to carry out his own plan to collapse Konoha.But in the later period, after Orochimaru gradually cleared his name, it seemed that Orochimaru could not completely cut off all ties with Konoha.
"Oh, I understand." Orochimaru said, "Are you worried that you won't be able to go back?"
"We ourselves do not have the ability to travel through the world." Junko said: "There are many reasons why we are here, and you also know who brought us to this world. If it is really completely cut off With this connection, we will probably never be able to return to that world.”
"Although the two worlds are similar, there are too many things there that I can't let go of."
"So do you think it would be the same to find Orochimaru in that world?" Orochimaru asked, "Wait until you go back."
Probably, Junko's not answering directly was acquiescing to Orochimaru's rhetorical question, if Orochimaru was really okay.Then if the bet is successful, if nothing unexpected happens, you can also try to find Orochimaru in that world when you return to that world.
"And I think now you think you have given up everything with Konoha." Junko said again: "You can't understand me."
"Understood? You mean the bond?" Orochimaru sneered and said: "Why do you think I would persuade you from this aspect? I am different from some idiots. I will not start from someone I don't want to. To persuade people from a perspective that they believe or others don’t want to believe.”
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