I sell sweets in Konoha
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fat!too fat!It felt like Luan Jia, who should be able to accommodate six people standing side by side, was completely occupied by the daimyo alone!He was like a giant plate of ice cream that was about to melt.Although you can still clearly see what it looks like.
But the melted juice has begun to overflow, but it has not yet completely melted and is hanging on the edge of the large plate.
"Um?!"
The daimyo knew he was fat, so fat that he lost his shape.So what he hates the most is others calling him fat!Unable to straighten up, I could only lie half-lying down and look down at the tuft of yellow hair on my feet.
"Naruto." Kakashi generally sensed the daimyo's displeasure and said, "Don't be rude, this is a daimyo!"
The name is absolutely noble!This is the consensus of the ninja world, even if it is not a daimyo of the country.You also need to give a big courtesy when you meet someone!Of course, daimyo also have the privileges of daimyo. They do not need to kneel down and worship like ordinary people.In front of such a famous person who is not from their country, they only need to stand and pay attention.
"Hmph~" The daimyo did not intimidate Naruto's rude person at all, but as a result, he didn't know if it was due to the compression of his vocal cords caused by being too fat. He thought that his voice should be full of majesty to express his anger and disdain. It became as funny as the crow of a screaming chicken.
"Why are there only these people?" The daimyo could tell that his voice was seriously out of shape, and that voice would make him very embarrassed.
In order not to be embarrassed any longer, he decided to treat what just happened as if nothing had happened. He used the necessary skill of a daimyo, "As long as I am not embarrassed, no one will be embarrassed" and said, "Where are the others? Why don't you come out and see me?"
"Hey, hey, hey~ Tatsuna, the bridge builder of the Land of Waves, and his daughter..." Tazuna's family had already come out, and they knelt down before the daimyo's chariot.He looked respectful but his tone didn't mean much respect.However, the daimyo didn't come here for the Konoha ninja, let alone the bridge builder who was like an ant in his eyes.
"Where are those two women? Why are they missing?" The daimyo interrupted Dazuna and said, "Oh! I know! They must be in here!"
"Are you scared? Want to hide and refuse to see my name? Just like their mother, run away in despair?"
"Let those two women come out to see me!" he shouted!
But come on, there's not a single fool among the daimyo's subordinates.Everyone knows that if you go in, you won't get any good results, so as long as you don't call me by name, you're not calling me.Although this may seem like an opportunity to please the leader, everyone knows that pleasing the leader is about planning for the future.Under this premise that there is no future, no one wants to try it with their own lives!
Seeing that no one answered, and no one of his men came forward, the daimyo said angrily: "Carry me in!"
"I would like to see how long these two women can hide from me."
The daimyo's chariot was so big that it already exceeded the gate of Dazuna's house.He could only walk in, but the fat Daimyo had no ability to move.It would be impossible for him to walk in by himself. Even if he could leave, he wouldn't be able to leave by himself.
The guards and attendants brought by the daimyo thought for a long time and came up with what they thought was the simplest way to get the best of both worlds.
dismantle!
Well, in their opinion, it’s a way to get the best of both worlds, tearing down the door and part of the wall!
Most of the houses in the Land of Waves are made of wood, so even ordinary people can quickly demolish walls as long as they have the right tools.If the wall structure is demolished violently, it will only be faster!These attendants and guards don't care about that.
As the daimyo's lackeys, they fully fulfilled their responsibilities.I don't have the courage to cause trouble for ninjas, but I do have the courage to bully ordinary people, and it's very big!
The very large kind.
After tearing down the door, it wasn't like they were in conflict with ninjas whose hostile relationship was unknown. They quickly completed the task and sent the daimyo and his driver directly to Junko and Tomoko.
Then...
At once..
"Oh? Are you here?" Six maids and eight attendants pushed the daimyo up with all their strength. Only then did the daimyo, who was like a mountain of meat, notice Junko and Tomoko who were sitting at the dining table and eating small bites of rice. .
What answered him was not the words of Junko and Tomoko, but the vines growing crazily from the ground.These vines climbed up along Luanjia and wrapped the entire daimyo into a rice dumpling.The daimyo never imagined that things would develop like this.
The name is noble!Absolutely noble!
There are things that directly harm daimyo in the ninja world, but these things will not be made public.Even if there are some vassals who want to replace them, they often will not take action while the current daimyo is still alive.Even if he wants to take action, he will secretly arrange a good way for the daimyo to die.
Ninjas rarely attack daimyo. The biggest difference between ninjas and samurai is that ninjas are only loyal to daimyo, while samurai are loyal to the adult who supports them.
Therefore, even if he has an opinion against the Daimyo, he will not do anything about it.
The Daimyo of Wave Country has absolute self-confidence, no matter how arrogant he is in front of these two people, he has no problem.However, as soon as I said these words, I was tortured like this!Suddenly a fear of death arose in his heart.
"Eh?" Sakura looked on and said, "Kakashi-sensei..."
"Don't do anything." Kakashi said calmly, "No matter what happens, don't take any action."
Before he came, he had heard from Sandai that all Kakashi could do about these two girls was to watch more, talk less, and do nothing no matter what happened.Unless they are hostile to Team [-], in which case they should withdraw as soon as possible.
As long as you can come back alive, the mission is not considered a failure!
'Come back alive...' Kakashi felt a little emotional in his heart. Only his teacher could give the enemy such a sense of oppression.
As long as he is alive, it is a victory. If he abandons the mission, he will not have to bear any punishment.
Now it seems that two more girls are heading towards the teacher's path.
Kakashi was watching. He was looking at the daimyo who was tied into a rice dumpling and struggling with "oooooo~".The two girls who were eating quietly aside did not pay any attention to the daimyo.Judging from now, they are really planning to completely break with the Country of Waves.
"Eh? What does this smell like?" Tomoko suddenly smelled the smell of urine.
"Huh?! That damn fat guy actually peed his pants!" Tomoko noticed the daimyo who was tied into a rice dumpling, and the hem of his fancy-looking clothes was already wet!
As he finished speaking, another vine stretched out and removed a large piece of cloth from the luanjia to use as a diaper and tied it up to the daimyo.
"Oh?!" Tomoko looked at it and said with a look of disgust, "Your technique is really bad."
"But it seems that your skills have indeed improved."
"Of course!" Junko said with some pride, "You don't even know who I am!"
After saying that, she put down her chopsticks. It seemed that she was in a bad mood because the famous man peed his pants.Junko waved her little hand, and the vines trapped on the daimyo's mouth were released.
"What's the matter?" Junko put her head on one hand and knocked on the table with the other and said, "You came to me in such a hurry?!"
"You...you guy!" The daimyo was really frightened, but he still mustered up his courage.Even though he was completely slutty, he still tried his best to look fierce and said, "You know who I am! I am the daimyo of the Land of Waves! I am the daimyo!"
"You little cricket ninja, you actually treat me like this! Put me down quickly! Put me down! If you dare to do anything to me!"
"Do you believe that everyone in the world can kill him?!"
"Everyone gets it and kills it?" Junko was very contemptuous. She crossed her arms and leaned on the chair and said, "Then do you know who I am?"
"Aren't you just a little ninja?" the daimyo said, "Aren't you Tsunade's daughter? Who doesn't know!"
"Wrong!" Junko shook her finger and said, "If you could have said that a year and a half ago, it's different now!"
She pointed to her heart and said: "Do you know it's different there? Here! I got a special gift. This gift turned me from an ordinary person to a god! What's in front of you is no longer the same. It’s the ordinary little ninja, Junko Uchiha or Junko Senju. The me in front of you! Junko Muto is the goddess of the ocean!"
"You are a small island country on the sea." Junko snorted, "How disrespectful to a goddess!"
"Do you want to be the next Atlantis?!"
"You?! Don't you just know a little bit..." The daimyo really wanted to continue to show off!
As a result, the entire island trembled, and the towering sea wall appeared out of thin air on the sea!It rises from all directions and covers the entire island!
"This is a ninjutsu?" Kakashi looked at all this in shock, right?No!She didn't activate chakra!There is no seal!
"This is not a ninjutsu!" Junko explained to Kakashi very plainly: "This is just a simple use of the goddess's divine power. Although it was an accident, I got the goddess's heart of the ocean. I also got the goddess. With her power, she was promoted from an ordinary person to a goddess."
"As long as I want, I can easily flood the entire Kingdom of Waves!"
"But I'm not interested." Junko stood up, and the huge wave suddenly disappeared, as if it had never existed just now.The vine also let go of the Daimyo, causing him to fall heavily on his car.Junko jumped lightly and stepped on the daimyo's chest. She looked down at the daimyo and said, "You have eaten enough."
"Don't be dissatisfied?!" Junko threatened!
"Ah...although I don't like this guy either." Tomoko reminded, feeling that the situation was a little bad: "But is it really good for your plan if you do this?"
"No!" Junko stood up straight and said, "But I suddenly realized that the plan no longer matters."
"He will definitely not comply, so why should I continue this bet?"
Chapter 182 I want to overturn the table
The daimyo and his men finally left in despair.
"Why don't you kill this daimyo?" Tomoko said a little confused: "Since you decided not to continue the gamble."
He doesn't have a good impression of the daimyo Tomoko, or in other words, Tomoko doesn't have a good impression of the daimyo in the entire ninja world.This did not come from the natural disgust towards the feudal ruling class that she had in her previous life, but she was actually disgusted by these famous names in her life.
Rebellious ninja has never been a good profession. Even serious ninjas are sometimes treated like dogs by daimyo.
Not to mention rebellious people, sometimes some daimyo who don’t know what’s inside will even covet other people’s bodies!Drunk and dreaming, he is arrogant, has no shame, and does not treat people as human beings at all.He is greedy and takes advantage of his position to treat everyone as a slave.These famous names were the aristocratic families that were created by various TV series in the previous life for Tomoko. The polite and gentle image was completely shattered. Therefore, the life and death of these famous names.
Does she, Tomoko, care about a bird? !
"Killing the daimyo has no direct relationship with the gambling game." Junko sat back at the table and said: "The question of the daimyo is not whether he will die or not. Killing is very simple for us. Killing this daimyo is just a matter of raising a knife and dropping it. But the current situation in the Country of Waves cannot be changed by killing a big name."
"I don't understand." Tomoko shook her head, feeling a little confused.
"Actually, it's quite simple." Junko grabbed the bowl and chopsticks and said, "Do you remember Jiang Wen's famous line? Fairness, fairness, fairness."
"Oh~" Tomoko suddenly said with enlightenment: "You want to be a Muyuki."
"How should I put it?" Junko said without refuting or admitting Tomoko's words: "If you say that I want to be that librarian, then you are a bit flattering me. I can't be him. , and there is no soil for him to appear here, but if I just want to be Zhang Muzhi, I think it’s okay.”
"Huh?" Tomoko was a little confused and said, "Isn't this different?"
"Of course it's different!" Junko shook his head and said: "Although some people will always say that Mu Zhi is him, I still want to use Jiang Wen's own words, Mu Zhi is Mu Zhi, Mu Zhi is not Zorro. Mu Zhi is Mu Zhi, Mu Zhi is not him . If Mu Zhi were him, Mu Zhi would say long live the people, but Mu Zhi would not. In Mu Zhi’s perception, the people are actually not much higher than the mob, so he would conclude who wins and who they support. But for him He knows that it’s not who wins that makes them support him, it’s who they support that wins.”
"When you look at it, you feel that these two statements are very similar, and they are indeed very similar. Mu Zhi and he both realize the power of the people, but they are very different. Mu Zhi still has a heroic view of history. In his eyes, the people In fact, they are still geese that have been stirred up. The leader leads them to create history. Once the leader is ignored, the people will become disorganized and chaotic, snatching the fruits of victory. But he is different. He is the people's view of history. Yes The people drive the progress of history, history is driven by the people, and the people will choose the future they want."
"So Mu Zhi is not him. Mu Zhi discovered the power of the people but despised the power of the people. He just used the power of the people. But he is different. He also discovered the power of the people and did not despise the power of the people. He went He entered among the people and told the people who were suffering that they were 'people' and not 'cows and horses'. So he did not use the power of the people but mobilized the power of the people."
Junko looked at the tearful Dazuna family and said: "Muzhi is the epitome of the forerunner of that era, and there is something of him in it, but after all, Muzhi is not him. And in this world, I can't be him. All I can do is be a shepherd."
"It's very troublesome..." Tomoko shook her head and said, "I don't understand much of this."
"It's actually not troublesome." Junko gestured to Tomoko and said, "Just look at them. In fact, his path never came out of thin air. It was stepped on by countless shepherds step by step. And in this world Without one Mu after another stepping on this road, there would be no him, so I definitely can’t be him, I can only be Zhang Muzhi.”
Without the era of awakening, without countless people pursuing the truth one after another, there would be no future emergence of him.It can be said that the era of warlords was the darkest era, but that era was also the era when an ancient nation was truly reborn, leaving behind all its baggage and traveling lightly.But in this world, sorry means nothing!So Junko doesn't want to be him, and she can't be that him.Junko knew very well that the limit of what she could do was just be Zhang Muzhi.
Tell the people of this country of waves to pick up a gun, kill Shiro, and go to the watchtower to take back everything they have.
"What to do?" Tomoko asked.
"Broken legs and repulsed the brigade commander's cavalry." Junko said: "Actually, the environment we are facing now is much simpler than that of Muzhi. The fact that the people of Wave Country can stand up to protect this bridge shows that they have begun to do something. Consciously, the foundation of the daimyo's rule in the Land of Waves has actually fallen apart. Moreover, they were able to protect the bridge for a long time and forced the daimyo to find Akatsuki. This is not only due to Zabuza and Haku. In fact, it is also their own strength. , it’s just that they didn’t realize it.”
"Most of them were covered by the ninja light of Zabuza and Haku, but you can't say that they have no thoughts and consciousness at all. Didn't you pay attention just now? In fact, Tazuna has no respect for this daimyo. All the performances are just the instinctive reactions of a common man who has been oppressed for a long time. The only majesty left by the daimyo is the gimmick of the name 'daimyo'. Once this falsehood is exposed, there will be nothing left."
There is really no respect. Even though Dazna's hook was raised high when he knelt down, he only had the fear of this noble name as a commoner. '
Without reverence, no matter how humble it seems now, it is just a trigger.The daimyo didn't know that he was already sitting on a barrel of explosives. He just lacked a spark and he could go straight to the sky.And this Martian child will appear soon.
"The brigade commander's cavalry." Tomoko thought for a moment and said, "You mean Akatsuki, right?"
"Of course." Junko nodded and said, "This daimyo can be so arrogant in front of us not just because of his identity. But there are only two types of people who are so arrogant. One is the one who has no brains to understand the situation. The other kind is those who have a little bit of confidence and are arrogant."
"To be honest, this daimyo was able to find Kado as his black glove, and then he asked Kado to let us be his black glove. All this shows that this daimyo is not stupid." Junko explained: "He is here this time In fact, he doesn’t want to have a head-on conflict with us, he just wants us to leave.”
"To put it bluntly, he no longer wants our pair of black gloves."
"Don't want it?" Tomoko asked again: "Then he ditched us and found new black gloves?"
"That's definitely not the case." Junko said: "He cleaned up those nobles, took away all kinds of wealth, and found Akatsuki who would not interfere in the internal affairs of Wave Country and could be on call at any time. He is now very swollen. He wants to dominate the world in the Kingdom of Waves, and then spread military force across the world."
"As a result, the dream has not been fully realized and we are here again. His idea must be that we should leave as long as we can and not stay here for a long time."
But the daimyo certainly didn't expect that this time Junko was going to overturn the table when he came.
"Okay." Tomoko took a bite of the fish and didn't want to ask any questions. She personally was not particularly concerned about the current affairs of the Kingdom of Waves or the future of the Kingdom of Waves.The question she personally wanted to know more was.
"You overturned the table for the Daimyo of Wave Country." Tomoko said, "Then have you considered it? We will definitely lose this bet, right? According to your opinion, once we overturn the table, it is impossible to win this bet. .What if you can’t win the bet?”
She is more concerned about things with the system.
The bet is that Junko can still become Hokage without the support of the system.Junko herself said that even if she hates the daimyo and these aristocratic classes, she must endure it.Because Hokage is a thing under this system, if you want to be Hokage, you have to play according to other people's rules. If you don't play according to other people's rules, they will definitely not let you become Hokage.
If you don't want to be Hokage, offending a daimyo doesn't matter, but if you want to be Hokage, this daimyo is very important.
Although many daimyo are in name only, family marriages and political marriages over thousands of years have formed an intricate network of interests and relationships between daimyo.This can affect the whole body, but now the daimyo has been offended.
Then the path to Hokage is almost gone.
Without the Hokage, the bet is almost lost.
"Honestly." Junko said, "Before, I wanted to continue to abide by the bet, but the incident of the Daimyo of Wave Country made me realize one thing. We all have the ability to flip the table. With that, Why should we continue to gamble with it on the table?"
"Especially someone who is obviously a scammer."
"Turn over the table." Tomoko said with a little confidence, "You have the heart of the ocean, you have become a goddess, but I don't have these things yet. I don't have the ability to flip the table."
Yes, Junko does have the ability to flip tables.She may be the time traveler with the best life after being controlled by the system.I unexpectedly picked up the Heart of the Ocean, and from then on I gained the ability to flip tables.But Tomoko is different.
In the world of Frozen, that was the closest she had come to death, and it also made her understand that Junko might be able to fight the system, but she didn't have the ability yet.
So in fact, she and Junko don't have enough confidence to fight against the system, and their own methods are of little use in front of the system.On the contrary, the system can easily kill itself.
"Oh..." Junko nodded and said, "I think we still have to find Orochimaru."
This is indeed a problem.
"Go to Konoha." Tomoko asked.
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