I fooled the whole world

What really makes people care is, is there anyone else in that pavilion?

An old man wearing black clothes and gray hair. 】

On a deserted street, a newsstand and an old man appeared. Although it was still very bright, it was impossible to use the setting sun to create that dim feeling. Everyone watching this scene could not help but look weird. .

Deadly Pilot: This...

Yao Wang: I don’t know what to say for a moment.

I'm just a correspondent: It's not that he's a smart person. How could a smart person send himself out so straightforwardly?

I’m really not fat: Is the other person really a cosmic being with more advanced technology than us?

Bishop Destiny: I don’t understand this operation a bit.

Almost without exception, everyone felt that this old man was a Metron after seeing this scene.

It's not that everyone is already familiar with the routine, but it's... weird, really weird.

There's no reason why you wouldn't be suspicious when you see an old man on a deserted street, right?

Especially now that there are riots everywhere in this city, and young people are hiding at home. Isn’t it a little weird that you, an old man, are still here?

Especially the Metron people, they don’t know what to say now.

After he finished speaking, he asked those Blue Star people to find out their compatriots, and then his compatriots turned around and showed them up in front of those Blue Star people.

No, you are a cosmic being, a cosmic being who destroys mankind and seizes the Blue Star. Why are you running out!

I ran out at that time to warn Ultraseven. I had the strength to warn him, and I could survive even after eating Ultraseven's ice ax and special kill, but what about you?What you have to face is Beria!

How did you survive Beria?

Confused, you are confused, my compatriot!

The Metron people were heartbroken.

It had already anticipated the scenario where its compatriots would be exposed and then directly chased and killed by Beria.

Then......

["Old man, why don't you go home? It's very dangerous here now. You'd better go home quickly."

"Where do you live? We'll take you back."

Kawasaki Saki came to the old man and said this with great concern. 】

Charge now and it will explode:......

Mr. Pan:......

This can be:...

It’s Xiang, not Xiang:......

Iron Fist Invincible:......

Current deposit:......

God's Tongue: This...

Hongbai: Well, Zi, don’t laugh, you’re already laughing so hard that you can’t even stand up!

Monster idler:?

Black and White Mouse: Reimu, aren't you the one laughing so hard that you can hardly stand up?

Former noble daughter: Le.

The pig-headed boy will not dream of the bunny girl senior: We are professionally trained, no matter how funny we are, we will never laugh.

Bunny Girl-senpai: Unless you can't help it.

Double leaf, you will know: Pfft...

Countless netizens around the world couldn't help but laugh. They never thought that someone would believe such an obvious trap.

Good guy, when I was watching TV, I thought this kind of scene was very unreasonable. I thought it was a compulsory act of subduing one's intelligence. But I didn't expect that such a person actually existed.

This scene is enough to keep them laughing for the next month.

Saki Saki:......

Kawasaki Saki now only feels that she has no face to meet others. Why can she be fooled like this? Shouldn't she be the image of a cold and beautiful woman?How could you be fooled so easily?

[Kawasaki Saki went up to ask the old man concerned, but the old man just shook his head gently. He said that this is where he lives and he lives here on weekdays.

Live in a pavilion?This is not impossible.

There is space for people to stay in the pavilion, so of course there will be space for people to live in, but... the pavilion is closed, and unlike a normal house, there is no ventilation when staying here at night.

It is extremely dangerous for the elderly to live here... No, under normal circumstances, the elderly would not live in such a place.

This lie seems a little too obvious.

However...in Japan, this is not impossible.

The elderly living in such a place are either lonely and have no relatives, or they have no children and no longer want them. Although this situation sounds very miserable, in fact it is not uncommon in Japan.

Because most factories in Japan implement a lifetime working system, when you enter a factory, you will basically work until you retire, and then get money from the factory.

Therefore, Japan's dismissal is an extremely unacceptable thing.

The reasons for dismissal are either the downturn in the industry or making big mistakes. In the former, it is difficult to find a job because everyone is in difficulty. In the latter, it is also difficult to find a job because if you make a mistake, who will want you?

So it is very difficult to dismiss the crisis.

And even if you successfully make it to retirement and no longer have to work, you will still have to face a huge crisis.

Because the factory pension is not enough to live on.

The normal living expenses of Japanese elderly are enough, but they cannot just spend their retirement salary on daily expenses. For them, buying a house for their children, getting married, supporting their lives, and then rising prices are a series of heavy pressures. , the pension they receive after retirement is simply not enough.

Therefore, most old people will continue to work after retirement.

Those who are lucky can live with their sons and daughters, but those who are unlucky are thrown on the street after their sons and daughters take away their money, leaving them to fend for themselves.

Before the period when monsters appeared frequently, Japanese elderly people often deliberately went to convenience stores or supermarkets to steal things because they were desperate, and then deliberately asked the store to call the police to arrest them, and then squatted in jail waiting for the prison guards to take care of them until they died.

Although the period of frequent monsters has passed and the world has experienced wars, the situation of the elderly has not improved at all. In fact, because everything is waiting for improvement, everyone's life is very difficult, so the elderly have an even harder time.

Of course, if it were a real old man, Yukinoshita Hachiman might sigh and then give some help, but...

Looking at the Metronite who seemed to be planning to role-play with Kawasaki Saki, Yukinoshita Hachiman silently pulled out the gun from his waist, and then...

bang.

Sparks erupted from the dark hole, and the metal bullets came to the old man at a speed that seemed to jump through space. Then, a sound like a metal collision sounded along with the gun body.

Kawasaki Saki, who was still chatting with the old man, and the Metron star who was playing the old man were both confused.

They blinked, and everyone's eyes were filled with shock and confusion.

Seeing Yukinoshita Hachiman shoot, Kawasaki Saki subconsciously wanted to ask Yukinoshita Hachiman what he was doing, but she suddenly realized that Yukinoshita Hachiman had shot, but why was nothing wrong with the old man?

Although she was a little inflexible, she was very keen and realized something. She stepped back at an extremely fast speed, and then pulled out the firearm at her waist.

"who are you!"

Even though this is the question, there is no need for Metrotronians to answer this question.

She also realized that this old... this guy who looked like a human was not a human at all. He could block gun attacks without being harmed. I'm afraid no one except the people from the universe could do it.

So...it's the Metronian!

Good guy, I was actually communicating with a cosmic being just now, and I was so close to it. If it wanted to kill me, wouldn't I be cold?

Kawasaki Saki never expected that a dignified cosmonaut would use such a method!

Pretend to be a human to deceive her!

You are so despicable! 】

No.17 Ultraman Beria, you don’t want me to take away this planet, right?

[There’s nothing to say about Yukinoshita Hachiman shooting at the Metron people. It’s better to say that Yukinoshita Hachiman didn’t shoot, right?

When you encounter a cosmic being who wants to invade Blue Star and destroy humanity, why don't you attack and wait for the other person to send you warmth?

So there is no big problem with such a move, but... the Metrotronians are a little confused.

It doesn't understand how it was exposed. Although it is very strange to appear on the street, even so, it still looks like a human being. Isn't Yukinoshita Hachiman afraid that he will attack wrongly?

Faced with the Metronian's doubts, Yukinoshita Hachiman just pointed at its clean window sill.

"You are indeed doing a good job. Everything you do is perfect. The goods on the newsstand, the old tone, and the immobile body are all reasonable circumstances. Even if you appear here under such circumstances, I There is no reason for a direct attack."

"But...have you forgotten something?"

"You are an old man, too old to walk. Your life here must be very unhappy. No one takes care of you or helps you. Your newsstand must have accumulated a lot of dust, and your bed quilt must have accumulated a lot of dust. It’s already a bit dirty, and there are still dishes and chopsticks...”

"But why, I didn't see any of this?"

"Have you tidied up a little?"

Listening to Yukinoshita Hachiman's explanation,

Yukinoshita Hachiman's answer, with his firm tone and confident look, seemed to confirm that the old man in front of him was a Metronian!

And being stared at by him like this, the old man... no, the Metron people also put down their disguises.

It sat back in its seat again and looked at Yukinoshita Hachiman strangely.

"I didn't expect that these places betrayed me... I learned about the civilization on Blue Star and knew that you guys prefer cleanliness, so I deliberately did this. I just didn't expect that I would make a mistake in this regard."

"But, although I did make mistakes, are you sure that I was wrong just by relying on these? What if you guessed wrong?"

"That's a human life. Aren't you afraid that your attack will be wrong?"

"——I might guess wrong, but at least this time, I didn't guess wrong."

In fact, for Yukinoshita Hachiman, as long as there is evidence, then he can prove whether it is true or false, or see clearly whether it is right or wrong. Although he cannot see the universe Human emotions, but after pretending to be a human, doesn't he still understand it?

In some cases, emotions will reveal many things, and people in the universe will also reveal a lot of information.

He has always adhered to one principle.

'——Monsters and humans are completely different. '

As a legendary investigator, he deeply understands that monsters cannot be understood from a human perspective. The monster's purpose and direction of action need to be thought from the monster's perspective.

Likewise, the same is true for cosmic beings.

No matter how cosmic beings transform into humans, their essence will not change.

The cosmic people have completely different concepts from humans. These concepts are absolutely impossible to change, and as long as you grasp these details, the cosmic people will have nothing to hide! 】

Conductor: I see... Do you rely on the habits and facial expressions of different races of cosmonauts and humans to judge cosmonauts?

Captain Qishui: What a great method. As expected of a legendary investigator, this is the first time this concept has been proposed... As long as it is applied well, we can prevent the invasion of aliens!

Light of the Earth: This is based on experience. It is impossible to draw this conclusion without sufficient experience.Mr. Yukinoshita Hachiman must have suffered a lot to come to this conclusion.

Kill with one hit: This method is good, I have to remind my team members to remember this!

Evil Spaceman: Damn it, this human being has something, he really has something!Hey, Metron, is your fellow race hopeless?How do you fight a Blue Star person like this? WDNMD!

Hallucination Spaceman: My compatriot is already very thin. Although I think it is a bit weird to appear there, but now that I think about it again, it seems that there is no problem, especially since the other party cannot attack an unarmed old man, even if he is suspicious. It is impossible to attack. This is obviously invincible. However, in this situation, any human can attack without hesitation, right? ? ? ?

Hongbai: It’s open when it’s open?

Iron Fist Sanction: What do you know? This is because I, the teacher, taught you well. Well done, Hikigaya... No, Yukinoshita... Wait, should I call you Hikigaya or Yukinoshita now?

Iron Fist Sanction: No matter what, it doesn’t matter what you call them, they are all my students anyway!As expected of me!

Mr. Pan:......

Charge now and it will explode:......

This is the basis, my friend: Mr. Yukinoshita Hachiman can be so decisive. On the one hand, Mr. Yukinoshita Hachiman is really capable, and on the other hand, the other party really gave him a chance.

This is the basis, my friend: if the spaceman does not appear in front of Mr. Yukinoshita Hachiman, Mr. Yukinoshita Hachiman will not be able to identify him.

Volcano Monster Bird: So, why should we give humans a chance? Isn’t it better to silently eliminate humans?Really!You guys don’t know how to hide yourself when you do bad things. Can you be sneaky when you go to Blue Star in the future?I even went there secretly, which was embarrassing!What a shame!

Hallucination Spaceman:......