I fooled the whole world

It turns out you really said it, just not in front of me.

Chitanda Houtaro couldn't help but complain.

Tomoyo couldn't help but stretched out his finger and pointed at Juzhu: "Shut up and give me your training!"

After she said this viciously, she turned to Chitanda Houtaro with a smile and said: "Hey, don't worry, newcomer, I was worried about you. You know, as a senior, I will definitely be upset when I see a newcomer performing a mission alone. I was worried, but it’s okay now. Seeing how powerful you are, senior, I feel relieved.”

"Senior, I don't have to worry about any tasks I may give you in the future."

Chitanda Houtaro: "..."

He felt that he should say something now, but after thinking about it, he finally swallowed what he wanted to say, and then replied with a thank you, senior.

Although in terms of age, he is older than Shangzong Chise.

But compared to this, after responding to the senior, he took a look at the office area inside and found that the boss hadn't come yet, so he asked: "Senior, hasn't the boss come yet?"

"Boss? Well... Boss should be arriving soon, but it's also possible that he completed the task last night and needs him to handle some things at Sakurada Gate... Hey, boss, are you back?"

Chise said this casually, but before she could finish her words, she saw her boss coming back wearing a white shirt that had never changed for thousands of years.

After listening to Tomoyo's words, the boss responded with a smile, then looked at Chitanda Houtaro standing at the door, patted him on the shoulder, and praised him.

"Good job."

"The captain of MCC called me early this morning and said that the task was completed. It seems that you performed well last night. This order will be yours and I will give you an extra commission."

The boss seemed to be very satisfied with his work efficiency, but Chitanda Houtaro didn't care about it. Compared with these things, he still wanted to know what happened last night... This detective agency has something to do with the country. What connection is there? What kind of place has he entered?

"Boss, I have some questions to ask you. Well, can you explain to me? What happened last night..."

"Well, sure, come with me and I'll tell you what's going on."

The boss agreed and did not refuse. He took Chitanda Houtaro into the reception room, and when they entered, Tomoyo asked Juza curiously.

"Hey, Shizhu, do you think the newcomer will stay? I think he might not stay."

After all, who in the right mind would be willing to do such a dangerous thing? Even if the reward is high, it is unlikely that anyone would do it. She and Shi Zhu both left their lives here, so they stayed, but that kid, she Not optimistic.

As for what I said before... Hey, you are making money just lying down, why don't you thank me for that?

But Shizhu was exercising and replied like this: "He will stay."

There were few words, but the words were very firm, as if he felt that Chitanda Houtaro would really stay.

"why?"

"intuition."

"..."

What kind of intuition does a man have?I'm the one who talks about intuition, okay!

Tomoyo complained silently, then blinked, showing a smile like a little fox, and then walked quietly to the door of the reception room, put his ear against the door, and listened carefully to the conversation inside... ...

At this moment, in the reception room, the boss sat in his seat and asked Chitanda Houtaro to sit opposite. Chitanda Houtaro sat obediently and sat opposite without saying a word. The boss did not say anything either. He just took out his The tea leaves brewed.

After briefly checking it twice, he poured seven points for Chitanda Houtaro, then put down the teapot, and then thought about how to explain.

"Well...how should I put it? Actually, there isn't much to explain. After all, we just hid it a little bit."

"We are indeed a genuine detective agency with connections to the country, but the things we are responsible for are a little different from ordinary detective agencies."

"Ordinary detective agencies are responsible for ordinary cases, where human murderers are responsible for crimes, and what we are responsible for are supernatural cases, where evil spirits are the murderers. At the same time, the department we assist is not the Sakurada Gate, but more... An in-depth, almost unannounced department, Paranormal Incident Response Department X.”

"You should have seen the department that dealt with the ghost yesterday."

"That department has very high power and can command almost all departments in the country. It also has its own independent armed forces. It is a department that has been hidden by the country all these years."

"As for yesterday's case, the main reason why you were asked to go was that we needed a new person..."

"We have already discovered the existence of that evil spirit during the investigation, so we made a decision to arrest it. But unfortunately, the evil spirit was a little too vigilant. We tried many methods but could not catch it. Even Because it is so elusive, all the methods we used before are useless, so we can only find another way."

"And it just so happened that we found that in order to draw out the evil spirit, we needed information to 'find the murderer' rather than 'catch the evil spirit'."

"The human body can secrete a kind of information, just like animals express their thoughts through various liquids or behaviors. Humans also have this situation, but they cannot control it independently and can only release it passively, and the evil spirit can capture it We have received this kind of information, so we need a new person who doesn't know the plan and can help us complete the task of drawing out the evil spirits."

"——So, I am the new guy, is that what you mean?"

Chitanda Houtaro took the words like this, in a rhetorical question format, but with an affirmative tone.

The boss smiled and nodded.

He did not continue to speak, and Chitanda Houtaro did not continue to speak, but Houtaro leaned on the back of the sofa chair and rubbed his head a little.

Although I had calmed down my emotions last night and accepted this fact, I still couldn't help but have a headache after receiving the confirmation.

Therefore, there are actually evil spirits in this world. Although I don’t know if they are souls or something like that, people can still see these things... Anyone can see them.

More terrifying than a soul in the traditional sense.

The most important thing is that last night, he faced the evil spirit, was used as bait, and saw the real evil spirit for the first time in his life.

This......

There were a lot of things he wanted to say, but in the end he swallowed them all.

Do you blame the other party for using you as bait?

It was indeed blameworthy, after all, he almost died last night. If it weren't for luck or their speed, he might actually have died.

But what’s the use of blaming the other person?It's happened, and he's not dead yet... Oh, he wouldn't have to come here if he was dead.

Thinking of this, Chitanda Houtaro's eyes showed resentment and anger. He stood up directly and seemed to be planning to leave. But before he spoke, the boss seemed to see what he was thinking and laughed.

"We can reimburse everything here, as long as it is not a large purchase of luxury goods... such as houses and fields. In addition, no matter what you buy on weekdays, we will pay for it, and the monthly salary is 100 million yuan, every time There will be an additional 100 million bonus for completing the commission.”

"Even if a companion completes the task, there will be a bonus, although this will be slightly deducted."

"Only 50 million."

"It's not Japan's currency, it's the currency next door."

"Yuan."

"And if you die during the mission, we will pay your family a one-time compensation of 500 million yuan and guarantee their living expenses for the rest of their lives."

"Of course, the unit is also yuan."

“In addition, we will organize reunions from time to time. The parade places include but are not limited to Bald Eagle, Europe, Next Door, the North and South Poles, etc. The attractions that can be visited include but are not limited to mausoleums, cemeteries, pyramids, etc. wait wait wait."

"Of course, there are no holidays in our job. We will set off as long as we are commissioned. But if there is no work on weekdays, it doesn't matter what you do, as long as you are here. We even allow you to make extra money online."

"If you feel that your current salary is not enough to cover the cost, you can apply for a subsidy. Our subsidy is as low as RMB [-], with no upper limit."

Upon hearing this, Chitanda Houtaro, who was about to stand up and leave, immediately swallowed everything he wanted to say, and he sat down again almost as fast as lightning.

"This is what I am destined to do in my life, BOSS!"]

Chapter 313 If you don’t risk your life, you won’t be able to get the money with peace of mind

Chitanda Houtaro came back and sat down again. His righteous words and expression that he was born to do this made many netizens laugh.

Kashiwagi Miles: The last second, you used me as bait to make me work for you, I won’t serve you anymore!The next second, I was born to do this!

God's Tongue: So delicious!

Medicine King: It turns out that no one can escape the law of true fragrance.

Captain Panlong: It’s not that I’m not angry, it’s just that he gave me too much.

Netizens made fun of Houtaro one after another. Even Satoshi Fukube and Mayaka Ihara were laughing at him. Houtaro felt a little embarrassed when faced with their jokes... Although he personally felt that this was not a big problem, It would be really embarrassing to do this in front of the whole dimension.

Especially now that everyone is familiar with it, they can rush to the scene as soon as possible to laugh at it.

——There are also two guys, Satoshi Fukube and Mayaka Ihara, who can be laughed at offline!

hateful!

Feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart, he curled his lips and posted this on the barrage.

Energy conservationists: Laugh, just keep laughing, you laugh at me bending over for money, I laugh at you for not having so much money!

Houtaro's words made many people stunned for a moment. Then, after they did a little calculation, they suddenly felt difficulty breathing.

A monthly salary of 100 million plus expenses that can be reimbursed as long as they are not luxuries, a compensation of 500 million after death, plus supporting family members for a lifetime... What kind of good job is this in the world?

Especially the most crucial thing is that this is not the Japanese yen, but the Yuan!

It's Yuan next door!

According to the current exchange rate of one to twenty, 100 million yuan is equivalent to 2000 million yen, and 500 million yuan is equivalent to 2000 million yen. In other words, Houtaro's current monthly salary is [-] million yen. If he dies, he will be compensated. Gold, that is [-] million yen, and the family can have food and drink for a lifetime and be supported by the state.

And this is only paid out in one go. If he can work for ten years, he will receive one billion yen in salary alone!

This shit! ?

"Huntaro! You must take me with you! You must take me with you in the future, you know! I'm not afraid of death! I'm not afraid of anything! We are good brothers, right? You can't leave me behind!"

Satoshi Fukube grabbed Houtarou's collar, his eyes were filled with money, all he could see now was money!

Money, it’s all money!It's all his money!

Weren't you just laughing at me for bending over money?

Houtarou couldn't help but want to complain.

In front of the video, netizens from all over the world could not help but remain silent for a while, and then started crying.

Medicine King: One year is [-] million, ten years is [-] billion... If I sell a bowl of egg fried rice for one thousand, it would take [-] bowls a month to earn back. After deducting artificial materials, I would need [-] bowls. Only then can we earn back...

Yao Wang: Wait, I feel like I am very poor, but I don’t seem to be that poor...

Medicine King’s father: Idiot son, we are a civilian restaurant. One hundred yen for a bowl of egg fried rice is already a huge amount. One thousand yen, do you think our family will have no business?

Medicine King: That, that means, I will make 25 bowls of egg fried rice a month...Wait, wait, dad, I can't breathe...

Kasumi Shiko: Oh, it’s not a big deal, it’s just an amount of money that I will never make in my life.

Kasumi Shiko: I’m not envious, I’m not envious at all!

I'm just a correspondent: This is just the basic salary. If there is a commission, it can be doubled... No, he has already completed a commission. In other words, he has already received 4000 million this month?

It will explode if you recharge now: Um... Yukino, can your family make so much money?

Mr. Pan: If things continue in the future, my sister should have developed the company to something bigger than this, but... we should not have this kind of treatment.

Xiang, not Xiang: No, wait, everyone contributes to the country, why is the treatment there so good and the treatment here so bad?

It’s Xiang, not Xiang: As long as you give me half the treatment, I’ll risk my life for you!

Now charge this charge: Haha... It’s not that bad, it’s really not that bad, Xiang.

Saki Saki: Give me half the treatment. I will be born as a Japanese in this life and die as a Japanese ghost!

This can include: Can I still change jobs now?No, what I mean is, do you accept people from other worlds?

Volcano monster bird: laugh to death.

[Chitanda Houtaro sat back again. He looked at his boss with seriousness and respect in his eyes.

He didn't seem to say anything, but he seemed to have said everything. The boss couldn't help but laugh when he looked at it.

"Member Chitanda, did you want to leave just now? Why did you come back and sit down again?"

"I felt a little uncomfortable sitting just now, so I stood up and moved my body. Or if you like it, boss, I can just stand here from now on."

Chitanda Houtaro said this so seriously that he stood up immediately.

As long as the boss just says a word, he, Chitanda Houtarou, will go up to the sword and down to the sea of ​​fire without a single complaint!

Money, it’s all about money!This is picking up money from TM!

Even if he didn't put his life on the line, he would feel a little uneasy with the money.

The boss smiled even more happily, but he still raised his hand to let Chitanda Houtaro sit down. Then, he paused for a moment and said, "That's roughly what I want to say. You should be curious about the rest. ? If you find anything strange, you can ask me, and I will answer whatever you know."

Upon hearing this, Chitanda Houtaro's expression changed slightly.

He did have many questions he wanted to ask, and he did have many puzzles he wanted answered. After sorting out the thoughts in his mind, he asked his first question.

"Boss, do evil spirits really exist in this world... No, I mean, do evil spirits always exist?"

Do evil spirits always exist?

Well...this question is a good question.