What, what is this kid doing! ?
Self introduction?
Who the hell wants to hear you introduce yourself?
and.
What you said is too irrelevant!
Shoe size, waist size?
Don't accept briefs?
You think these are useful!
Who cares what you want to eat or what your meatballs taste like.
I don’t want to know at all, nor am I interested in knowing!
"Naruto! Shut up for me!"
"Don't say it!"
Kyuubi was furious.
Naruto, on the other hand, was stunned for a moment, looking puzzled: "Ah, don't you like hearing it? Haven't I introduced myself to you before? How can we all get to know each other without introducing ourselves? What if we can't get to know each other? Open your hearts and communicate with each other? How can you understand each other without communication? How can you erase the hatred in your heart if you can't understand each other?"
“……………………”
seriously.
If he hadn't been trapped in a cage and couldn't move, Kyuubi would have slapped him!
It’s so, so verbose!
This bastard Naruto, is he such a long-winded guy?
"To shut up!"
"I'm not interested in hearing this nonsense from you!"
"shut up!"
Kyuubi gritted his teeth and roared crazily.
Anger soared to the highest level ever!
And Naruto.
He touched the back of his head with a harmless look on his face.
"I am a very meticulous person. Even when introducing myself, I can speak more clearly than ordinary people."
"However, although I am meticulous, I am also a reasonable person."
"If you don't like hearing it, just say it!"
"If you don't like hearing this, I won't talk about it."
"I won't tell you what you don't like to hear, but I won't tell you what you like to hear."
"Everyone needs to be reasonable!"
Kyuubi: "…………You step on..."
"Okay, okay! Since you don't want to hear about Wanzi, let's talk about other things!"
"Aside from delicious food, I also really like girls!"
"My dream is to marry twenty or thirty wives and live happily together."
"Speaking of my wife, despite my young age, I have actually already found a candidate."
"Don't we have many cute girls in Konoha Village? Like Hyuga Hinata, the rich lolita of the Hyuga family. She is fair-skinned, beautiful, and timid. She is simply the most suitable candidate to be a wife!"
"Sakura Haruno from the same village, although she has a wider forehead and a more fiery personality, she has a slender waist and delicate facial features. She will also be a beauty when she grows up. The most important thing is her character. Although she is not as obedient as Hinata, she is As long as you grasp her weak points and train her, you can easily turn her into your slave and control her at will."
"There is another girl of the same age in the village. You must know her. She is Yamanaka Ino from the Yamanaka family. She is outgoing and unrestrained, and wears bold clothes. She often wears sexy and hot clothes. If you marry this kind of girl, you will be a wife. , then you must always prepare wolfberries at home.”
"Speaking of wolfberry, I have to remind you Jiuwei that when you are trapped in a place like this, you must cultivate your body and nourish yourself, otherwise your body will easily become weak. Speaking of nourishment, ah, I suddenly thought of another girl .”
"Although she can be my grandma in terms of age, she has a special ninjutsu that can delay aging. You should have guessed it with so many hints, right? Yes, she is Tsunade."
"If Tsunade also becomes my wife, then she must be the eldest wife, otherwise she will not be able to control the younger ones below."
"Speaking of older women, ah, I suddenly thought that there is also an older girl in the Akatsuki organization, but I like her very much."
"His name is Xiao Nan. She is also a very cute and elegant woman. If you have the opportunity, I will take you to see her. She is the person known as the Akatsuki White Tiger."
"Ah, speaking of a flower, I remembered that there was a girl named Fenghua Xiao..."
………………
Naruto's mouth was like the open floodgate.
After letting go, he kept talking non-stop!
And this time.
The Kyuubi in the cage was completely and utterly stunned!
It was like being struck by five thunders, and he was stunned on the spot, dumbfounded!
This!
This guy!
Why do you have so many words!
Everyone in Kyuubi is numb!
I originally thought that Naruto would only be frightened by me and run away crying.
But I didn’t expect to be able to say it like this!
It's all nonsense when you open your mouth!Say whatever comes to mind!
woman?
How old are you, and you are already thinking about women!
And it’s full of treasures!
Investigate the other party’s details thoroughly!
And there is an old woman several times older than me!
"shut up!"
"You, you, shut up!"
"Don't say any more!"
Kyuubi is going crazy!
Like crazy, the claws kept scratching the ground!
I thought that when Naruto came to the spiritual space, I would be able to destroy his spirit with broken words!Force him to submit!
But I didn’t expect it to be the other way around!
Naruto chanted, he was ten times, a hundred times more cruel than him!
In front of Naruto's words, Kyuubi is not on the same level at all!
"Ah? What's the matter? Don't you like to hear about women too?"
Naruto still looked surprised.
"do not!"
"Stop talking! Shut up!"
"Stop talking!"
"Did you hear me tell you to shut up!"
Kyuubi beat his chest and stamped his feet, and the old blood in his chest was boiling and boiling!
So uncomfortable!
Naruto shrugged, his expression innocent and cute:
"Oh, this is strange. I originally thought that you, Kyuubi, were a boy and would also like to hear about girls."
"Are you a female?"
"How about I tell some animal stories?"
"The mating season has begun again, on the Hulunbuir Prairie..."
"You, shut up!" Kyuubi slapped his tail crazily, as if he was on the verge of a mental breakdown, and yelled!
"You, you bastard!"
"Are you trying to nag me on purpose to annoy me to death?"
"You bastard! I, I'm going to kill you!"
Upon hearing this, Naruto frowned, stopped talking, and then said with a serious face:
"Kyuubi, how can you talk like this? I want to annoy you to death. It's just an idea of yours. It hasn't become a fact yet. You have no evidence. Why do you blame me and even kill me?"
"You want to kill me so bad."
"Why don't you wait until I really annoy you to death and you have the evidence to convict me?"
Kyuubi: "…………………………"
Kyuubi: "Stop talking..."
Naruto sighed, with a distressed look on his face:
"Nine tails."
"I wanted to treat you as a good friend, but what I got in exchange was alienation."
"After being locked in a cage for so long, don't you want to hear about other people's stories?"
"Oh, by the way, speaking of the cage, well, I measured it when I just came here. The size of this cage is too bad. It's heavy in the front and light in the back. It's wide on the left and narrow on the right. You'll definitely be very uncomfortable after you move in, and you'll have insomnia all night. If you keep talking about it when you can't sleep, it will hurt me."
Kyuubi: "Stop talking..."
Naruto: "It's all the fault of the Fourth Hokage. Although you are a fox, he can't treat you like this. If the Animal Protection Association finds out, they will accuse animals of cruelty."
Kyuubi: "S-Stop talking..."
Naruto: "Speaking of that cage, ah, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village. His workmanship is exquisite, his price is fair, and he is an honest man. Why don't I introduce you to him one day and make another one?"
Kyuubi: "Stop talking! I beg you, stop talking...".
Chapter 14 Sasuke’s sky is clear, the sky is clear!
5 hours later.
"Whoo~~~"
After his consciousness came out of the spiritual world, Naruto took a long breath.
I am very happy.
"Chakra for 1000 people?"
"not bad."
After introducing himself to Kyuubi in the spiritual world for five hours, the other party finally stopped.
Take it easy!
Handed over 1000 people's chakra in exchange for Naruto shutting up!
"Wow, you actually got the Kyuubi's chakra, that's awesome!"
The clone Naruto, who was cooking glutinous rice over a fire, came over in surprise.
When they used multiple clones, these part-time workers retained some of Naruto's personality and individual consciousness, so they didn't know what happened in the mental space just now.
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