Society fears that young people don’t want to be literary godfathers

The messages from several netizens came and crushed all his beautiful fantasies about the All fan base into powder——

Cheng Gu: I am super, the new ID is called Shushu?Isn’t this the story of our sloth fish?Next time you make a joke, remember to indicate the source.

Shushu:?

Advertising: Listen to what the sloth fish listens to.

Cathead: Listen to the sloth fish.

Undertaken by:?

Orange Sparkling Water: Okay, okay, don’t scare the newcomers, this is Mr. Ka’s friend, don’t make people laugh.

Pochi Silverhand: People who listen to Sloth Fish Entering the Brain are like this. There is a beauty of low quality and missing brainstem.

Cheng Gu: ????You are not allowed to say that to our sloth fish teacher, all of you, don’t make our fish guards anxious, otherwise your hoods will be all over the floor!

Shushu:?

Maomaotou: You guys should be normal. When the new guy comes in, his first two sentences are full of question marks.

Orange Sparkling Water: Haha, don’t be afraid, newbies, everyone is just crazy about each other. In fact, the people in this group are all fans of Sloth Fish and All, and there is no intention to exclude other fan groups, so don’t be afraid.

Mao Maotou: That's right?, this is all normal - anyway, don't be afraid, newcomer, uncle will protect you, can you add uncle's line alone?Uncle, make a friend with you and chat more when you have time.

Shushu:?

Cheng Gu: Why is this newcomer asking questions again?It's not a robot, is it?

Pochi Silverhand: Did the old cat scare people?It's normal for perverted lolita to control others and despise them.

Shushu: No, no, I just lamented Brother Cat and Cat's friendliness and normality - Well, Brother Cat and Cat, can we add our contact information?

While typing this sentence, Mochizuki specially chose an emoticon of a cat taking a nap.

And it was just when this emoticon was sent out that Maomaotou seemed to become even more excited——

Mao Maotou: "Bao, if you don't understand anything, tell me. I will show you the entire No. [-] support label."

Cheng Gu: Haha, the old cat is showing off again.

Pochi Silverhand: The old cat is like this. He can't take his eyes away when he sees his little sister.

Maomaotou: What are these words?I have principles, firstly, I only like Two-dimensional; secondly, I only treat young girls as if they are fatherly love - and I still think that if a girl is over 12 years old, she is too old, don't describe me like that casual.

Pochi Silverhand: Then it's time for you to join the game.

Orange Sparkling Water: Okay, okay, take it easy, don’t go crazy again and scare the newcomers that Mr. Cappuccino brought in...

"........"

Every time he hears netizens in the group call Xu Yuhuai cappuccino, Mochizuki always has a complicated expression.

Although he does like to drink this kind of sweet coffee, every time he sees the nickname composed of four eye-catching Chinese characters, the boy's ears will always ring with the sound of "Deng Zhu". , quite a feeling of returning to China.

.........There shouldn't be that anchor who got 404 in this world, right?Mochizuki, who had never investigated this matter before, couldn't help but think more about it.

However, these things are secondary—

In this current situation, it’s better to take a good look at the group chat and try to integrate into the environment...

"Old Lolicon, Abstract Mule, and Sloth Fish Poison Wei... This group is much more abstract than I thought."

The young man who couldn't help but complain like this, who was almost speechless by his fans, covered his forehead and felt very complicated.

Fortunately, although I am just a pure newbie who has just joined the group chat, the old people in the group are quite enthusiastic, especially the one whose ID is Maomaotou. He even added his own line and started to introduce it. The group chat came, and Mochizuki enthusiastically called out to Mochizuki, who was a little moved across the screen... But when he remembered that he was all, the intention of joining the group chat was almost the same as the private interview on Weibo. Mochizuki, who was worried, finally decided Remain silent and silently observe the conversation.

"The one called Mao Maotou is a bit unnatural."

Mochizuki couldn't help but complain, and Mochizuki, who always felt that this older lolita control element was a bit complicated, couldn't help but shake her head with a complicated expression——

Girls go downhill after the age of 12... Is this what a person can say?

Obviously, most people in the group are quite confused about Maomaotou's theory.

Hometown Chang'an: Mao Maotou, are you okay? Did you drink too much or slip something?How can you say such a thing?

Orange sparkling water: This is too outrageous... It should be said but not said. This statement that girls go downhill at the age of 12 is really going to get into trouble. Please be careful.

Pochi Silver Hand: It's okay, the old cat only has feelings for Two-dimensional, and he dare not look at Loli in real life.

Shushu:......Really?

Pochi Silverhand: It should be...is it true?I hope the old pussy cat won’t lose contact by then, otherwise my face will be smashed.

Shushu: .....Brother Cat and Cat, in fact, Cappuccino is only a junior high school student. You can easily offend people by saying this.

Mao Maotou: It’s okay, our best friend, he won’t care.

Shushu: ...really?

Maomaotou: Really!Listen to me, sister Mouse, 14-year-old girls are no longer cute; they are willful, unruly, unreasonable, and no longer look like little cotton-padded jackets - so I still say the same thing, girls should cherish their youth and wait until they are 12 When the youth is gone, it is too late to regret it.

Pochi Silverhand: This is what an old cat looks like.

Hometown Chang'an: Is this why you have been single for 28 years?

Maomaotou:?Don’t tarnish my image in front of new people.Rat girl, don’t listen to these abstract trolls slandering me. I’m one of the few normal people in this group chat, so just rely on me.

Shushu: .....Um, why did Brother Cat and Cat call me Sister Mouse?

Maomaotou: Huh?Teacher Ka said that you are 11 years old now and a girl in the fifth grade of elementary school. Isn’t this a good name?

Shushu: I am 16 years old, a high school student, male.

Maomaotou:?

Hometown Chang'an:?

Pochi Silverhand: Not my sister?It’s not that my sister needs to retreat from the group, this is the cute dolphin lily group.

Mao Maotou: Yes, this is the exclusive harem of Teacher All and Teacher Sloth Fish. Dogs and men are not allowed to enter.

Shushu:?

Seeing his fans going crazy like this, Mochizuki was almost numb.

Ps:

Hot knowledge: "Loneliness" in Japanese is pronounced as "Poch", so "Poch" and "Silver Hand" are not me who suddenly sewed "Poch" into the original version, but just a joke (

64. Kurihara’s mother called me home for dinner

(Teacher All’s first support label) is a fan chat group spontaneously established by netizens. It inherits the abstract underworld and free atmosphere of the Internet, and provides a virtual stage for people with the same interests in this digital forest era to have fun with each other. , has a profound influence and great significance among all online fan groups——

After seeing that his largest fan chat group actually had this style of painting, the young man himself felt quite complicated:

“…the Internet is amazing.”

Of course, it’s a sigh of relief. After all, it took a lot of effort to break into the inside. Of course, Mochizuki also had his own little calculation in mind——

Thinking that this matter cannot be settled easily, the young man decided to carefully observe the mental state of his two vest fans, with a serious expression as if he was doing scientific research.

And during a brief peek at the screen, Mochizuki saw the news of leaving the group.

(Hey, Mao Maotou, has left the group chat.)

"...?"

Seeing the older lolicon quit the group chat, for a moment, the boy's eyelids twitched.

Orange Sparkling Water: Hey, what’s going on?Why is Mao Maotou gone?

Lonely Silverhand: After the newly joined Brother Shushu said he was a boy, Lao Pu Mao left the group. What do you think?

Hometown Chang'an: ...There is nothing I can do. After all, Cappuccino lied to Mao Maotou and said that the new friend was a little girl. This is a huge gap, and Mao Maotou probably can't accept it.

Cheng Gu: It’s okay. I estimate that the old cat will be back on his own in three hours. This is not guaranteed in other places, but the old cat should still be able to handle the temper.

Orange Sparkling Water: Hmm...how could such a thing happen?This is the first time I have seen Mr. Mao Maotou withdraw from the group.

Shushu: Well...does the fact that I am a boy really frustrate Mao Maotou?

Lonely Silverhand: Maybe a little bit - but it's okay, we are all buddies, there is no point in worrying about this.

Shushu: ...Didn’t you say this is the Lily Mengmeng crowd?

Lonely Silverhand: I was joking just now, don’t take it seriously - besides, there are no girls in this group. Brother Rat is not having any unrealistic fantasies, right?

"......"

After hearing this message from the lonely silver hand, Mochizuki was silent for a while.

In the eyes of the group of friends, are there no girls here at all?......

After secretly glancing at the little girl whose online name was Cappuccino and who was still working as a sidekick, Mochizuki figured out a fact——

Xu Yuhuai, who pulled himself into the group, seems to have concealed his gender and entered the group chat as a male fan.

.....This guy is really cautious in strange places.

The young man couldn't help but wipe the sweat from his forehead.

And it was at the moment when Mochizuki was thinking deeply that this strange group of fans began to chat casually again——

Lonely Silverhand: Okay, don’t think about the Lily Mengmeng group. Just speak freely after joining the support label. Maybe Slothfish and All will be very happy to see their fan atmosphere is so active!

I was so happy that my heart almost stopped.

Mochizuki held his forehead, somewhat speechless by the group of friends with the lonely silver hand ID.

...However, although the atmosphere was a bit awkward, several active group members of the supporting label were quite enthusiastic when faced with Mochizuki Ri's joining——

Orange Sparkling Water: Welcome to the family!Have fun.

Cheng Gu: Welcome to the group. We basically talk about everything except All and the Sloth Fish. Don’t worry. Tsk, it’s a pity that the old guy Mao has withdrawn from the group again. Now everyone is not welcoming and there is no momentum.

Bai Gao: Oh, so when will the old pussy mature? Why do you still believe that a cute fifth grade elementary school girl will join our group...

Lonely Silver Hand: The old pussy is like this, thinking about her Two-dimensional lolita all day long.

Hometown Chang'an: That's true... But although the old cat is perverted, he is still a beast in clothes, and his quality is quite high - don't worry, Brother Rat, wait until I bring him back, let him He welcomes you alone!

Shushu: ..... Well, that's not necessary. Just come back and chat normally.

I always feel that everyone in the group is so enthusiastic that it makes people feel a little scared. I was originally thinking about the so-called private visit to find out what my online fan group is like, but I still feel a little at a loss -

Of course, this is a problem of social fear, not a problem of group chat.

Although it's a bit abstract, the atmosphere is really good... Putting aside the embarrassment and withdrawal from the group, Mochizuki is still very satisfied with the supporting label.

.....Of course, there are always unpleasant aspects in private interviews.

As if he had thought of something particularly difficult, the sixteen-year-old boy stared angrily, like the devil Bo Gang.

.....So, what kind of boring settings did the kid who laughed and joked all day long and volunteered to drag himself into the group chat instilled in Maomaotou?Why do you still describe yourself as a girl who is in the fifth grade of elementary school?

Thinking that he took the initiative to tear up the persona, self-identify his gender, and instead asked the lolita control cat Mao Tou to withdraw from the group and start again, Mochizuki always felt a little angry, and couldn't help but stare at the man who was digging a hole for himself not far away, and now Xu Yuhuai is an extra.

"......Eh?"

As if feeling someone's gaze, Xu Yuhuai turned his head in surprise——

Realizing that Mochizuki was kicking him, Xu Yuhuai didn't respond in particular. He just stuck out his tongue, and then jumped up and down to where the other extras were.

........Imboy.

Looking away from Xu Yuhuai, Mochizuki's mood could be said to have become gloomier, and his face was a bit paler than before.

But...that's all.

Thinking that Xu Yuhuai was still filming, Mochizuki just sighed helplessly and did not comment too much.

I'll deal with her after she finishes filming... For now, let's take a good look at this abstract group chat.

Slide open the phone again, click on the fan group chat where his online fans gathered spontaneously, Mochizuki began to silently peek at the screen.

After briefly watching them chat for a few moments, the young man had a rough understanding of the members:

Mao Maotou: 28 years old. I don’t know what he does for a living. I just heard that his family seems to be very rich and they often reward sloth fish. He is a purebred two-dimensional old man. He was recently read by Amway for All’s comics.

Orange Sparkling Water: Age unknown, gender claims to be male, but his words don’t sound like the underworld at all. He is said to be born in Chongqing, China, and currently lives in Tokyo. He is a bottom-line light novelist and a loyal listener of Sloth Fish. He was recently cited by Amway went to read all comics.

Advertising: A top student from the Faculty of Law at Tokyo University, very knowledgeable and good-tempered, but unfortunately he doesn’t have much hair left.Chat with minimal abstract elements, sloth fish and all fans.

Gu: It is said that he is from Hebei, China. He studied in Japan. His spoken English is very good and he can communicate with a lot of Japanese people normally. He is all + sloth fish fans. He is one of the best abstract diseases.