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Chapter 45: Funny Cat? No, it’s Funny Cat!

Lancelot left without saying a word the whole time.

Of course, it wasn't actually that he didn't want to speak, but that as a relatively 'normal' berserker, it was common sense that it was difficult for him to speak.

Furthermore, Chen Ling has already told him what he wants to ask and what he wants to do next, so what else does he have to say? Is it possible that he still needs to brush Chen Ling 666 before leaving?

However, after Berserker left, Chen Ling did not remove the barrier. Instead, he walked to the window, opened it, and looked at a small forest outside the castle.

"No one is here anymore, you can come in."

When Chen Ling said this, his voice was neither loud nor quiet. It was estimated that only the people next to him could hear it.

However, someone used excellent eyesight and lip reading to judge what Chen Ling said.

After saying this, Chen Ling did not close the window, turned around and walked to the chair in his bedroom to sit down.

Not long after, maybe a minute or two later, a green figure walked in from the window, and then thoughtfully closed the window and drew the curtains, and then turned to look at Chen Ling.

"Archer, it's so late, what do you want from me?"

Chen Ling was not surprised at all by this person's appearance and said with a calm expression.

Yes, the visitor is none other than the famous Greek huntress, Atalanta.

She had been hiding in the woods, staring at Chen Ling. In order not to be discovered by others, she had just used the skill [Crossing Arcadia] to silently cross a bunch of obstacles at an extremely fast speed. The object then passed through Chen Ling's window.

"I just saw you and Berserker talking in private. Through lip reading, I also know what you are talking about."

Atalanta said with a cold face, as if she had just been sneaking up on that person a lot.

Chen Ling's expression did not change when he heard this, and he shrugged his shoulders, looking unconcerned.

But soon, he seemed to have thought of something, his face became slightly surprised, and then he spoke with a confused look.

"Archer, let's not mention that I was the only one talking here, and Lancelot didn't make a sound at all. Now I have a question, that guy Lancelot is wearing a helmet, how did you 'see' him? Speaker?"

"..."

Hearing such questions, Atalanta couldn't help but be slightly startled and raised her embroidered eyebrows slightly.

If we really want to be serious, Chen Ling seems to be right. Lancelot did not speak the whole time just now. After all, Chen Ling who he wanted to ask knew that Chen Ling had already finished speaking before the other party opened his mouth.

But Atalanta said that she saw Lancelot talking to Chen Ling. This sentence, or this fact, is wrong in itself.

Thinking of this, Atalanta opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something, but for a moment she didn't know what to say.

But looking at Ta Miao with such a bewildered expression, Chen Ling couldn't help but laugh.

"Haha, is the famous Greek huntress such a serious woman?"

"You, did you do it on purpose?!"

Listening to Chen Ling's laughter, Atalanta subconsciously thought that she had been tricked, and said angrily in embarrassment.

"What's intentional or not? I'm just telling a fact. If you said something wrong yourself, why don't you allow others to correct it?"

Chen Ling spread his hands and said nonchalantly.

"...Are you really an Avenger?"

Looking at Chen Ling, whose image was completely different from what she had seen before, Atalanta's angry look disappeared, and she asked in confusion.

"Of course I am an Avenger. Human beings are complex. As a member of the Argonauts, you should understand this when facing the crew members who appear to be heroes but are secretly different. .”

Chen Ling did not respond directly, but said something meaningful.

Heroes are great beings, but not every hero is as majestic as recorded in history, especially Greek heroes. Many so-called heroes were created by the Greek gods when they were bored.

An ordinary ordinary person suddenly gets the recognition of the gods. In fact, they are bored and issue tasks and artifacts, and then the bored Greek gods can watch a 'hero show'.

Do such Greek heroes really have the qualities that a hero should have?

Of course, this doesn't mean that all Greek heroes are not true heroes, it's just that most of them are.

Among them, the great hero Hercules is the real hero, and the Greek huntress Atalanta in front of Chen Ling can be considered one for the time being.

Although Atalanta's camp is neutral evil, there are real heroes in chaotic evil, and neutral evil camp can naturally become real heroes.

"You seem to be familiar with me... That's all. I'm not here to discuss with you what a hero is and the complexity of human beings. Please stop changing the subject."

Atalanta was puzzled that Chen Ling was so familiar with her, but after all, she was not the kind of person who liked to explore such things, so she forcefully brought the topic back.

"I'm just answering your questions. How can I change the subject?"

"Okay, Avenger, I'm not here to chat with you and answer my original question!"

Chen Ling's familiarity with chatting with friends made Atalanta seem a little impatient.

However, facing the somewhat impatient Atalanta, Chen Ling seemed unhurried. He still had a cheerful smile that he had not seen since she was summoned, and patiently responded to her questions.

"To answer your initial question? But the first thing you said when you came here was 'I just saw you and Berserker having a private conversation'. Did you take this sentence as a question?"

"Okay, I won't say that this sentence is your question, but didn't I answer all the questions you asked later?"

"..."

After finishing her words, Atalanta was stunned again.

Because Chen Ling was rambling around, she forgot her initial opening remarks, and she even forgot that she didn't ask the question she wanted to ask at all. The result was that now she was stunned by Chen Ling again.

Of course, it can't be said that it's nonsense. It's rare for Chen Ling to see this cat talking to him actively. Then looking at the other person's cat ears and tail, he subconsciously came up with the idea of ​​​​teasing the cat, so he deliberately teased it like this. Playing with each other.

The result is what it is now. Ta Miao was stunned many times and showed an expression that Chen Ling found very interesting.The former almost fell into confusion, while the latter felt physically and mentally happy, and even wanted to raise such a cat.

[So, you are indeed a sinister guy. 】

"Oh, I have never denied this."

Chapter 46 Chen Ling was finally pecked by a goose and teased instead

After being stunned for a while, Atalanta saw the smile on Chen Ling's face again, and instantly understood that she had been tricked again.

Wait, why did she say 'again'! ?

Atalanta, who suddenly discovered Hua Dian, quickly reviewed the conversation between her and Chen Ling from the time she entered the room to the present.

Many times, in the process of falling into a routine, I cannot find anything wrong at all.But as long as you look back and think about it carefully, you will instantly realize that something is wrong.

Just like now, this tower cat has obviously realized that it has been tricked, and more than once.

When this Ta Miao, who was in the neutral evil camp, realized this, he instantly felt angry and evil in his heart. Then he immediately took out his Sky Bow and planned to shoot Chen Ling at close range.

However, when Atalanta took out the Sky Bow and prepared to aim at Chen Ling, the famous huntress suddenly discovered that Chen Ling was no longer in front of her.

"Calm down, Atata... Lante, if you attack, our private conversation will be discovered by others. Of course, if you don't care about this, then you can do whatever you want. But don’t think about me standing there and letting you shoot for nothing.”

Chen Ling, who didn't know when he came behind Atalanta, stretched out his hand to gently press the Sky Bow, and said half in a joke and half in a serious tone.

"!!!"

The enemy came behind her without her being aware of it at all, and even the Sky Bow was suppressed. This made Atalanta's face change drastically, and she subconsciously wanted to elbow Chen Ling behind her.

"boom!"

However, this is of no use.

Chen Ling gently caught the attack with his other hand, and then pushed hard, pushing Atalanta down.

However, I don't know if it was a coincidence or Chen Ling's design. At this moment, the bed in front of Atalanta happened to be Chen Ling's bed, so the cat fell directly on the bed.

The bed in the bedroom of the Orleans Palace was almost the best bed in the country. The soft touch not only made the cat not injured at all, but actually made it feel very comfortable.

However, at this moment, this tower cat was not in the mood to enjoy the soft touch. Instead, it looked at Chen Ling with a vigilant face and even a hint of panic.

"what do you want to do?!"

Facing a strong man whose strength was obviously far superior to his own, Ta Miao was pushed down on the bed at this moment. You can imagine what he was thinking in his heart.

"I don't want to do anything. Of course, if our relationship develops, I wouldn't mind doing something."

Looking at Ta Miao who almost burst into flames, Chen Ling smiled and said meaningfully.

Look, this cat cat can not only play with, but also pet cats, and can even do other things. This is almost the best choice for cat lovers.

Chen Ling is also considered a cat lover, otherwise he would not have thought about playing with cats before, and even thought about raising one during the play.

However, if he wanted to raise him, now was not the time. Naturally, Chen Ling would not do anything to it. He would just use this method to disarm Ta Miao, so that this guy would not get angry and want to continue to attack.

Of course, Chen Ling didn't have other methods. There were as many ways as he could to relieve the other party's hostility, but as a cat lover, was it wrong to choose the method of pushing him down on the bed?

[I feel like you are a bit naughty now, and your bad taste is too much. Are you mentally contaminated by Hei Ni? 】

"Maybe, this black mud has been covering my whole body, which will have some effect. But I'm fine with it, at least it's just that the bad taste is more serious than usual."

Chen Ling actually realized that something was wrong with his own state. After all, if he was not familiar with the other person, Chen Ling would normally not tease the other person like this, and would even push the other person on the bed to tease him.

Although this black mud was suppressed by Avalon's power, and although the threat of mental pollution was gone, it still affected Chen Ling's thinking to some extent.

Normally, it would be fine for Chen Ling to pretend to be cold, but now when he wasn't pretending, he would become the overly evil person he is now.

Well, it’s not too much anyway, just pay attention occasionally.

Thinking of this, although Chen Ling still smiled happily, he was already planning to get down to business.

However, Chen Ling was planning to get down to business, but this tower cat seemed to have forgotten the business.

"You still want to develop a future with me? Are you crazy? We are heroic spirits. Besides, as crazy as we are now, how can we talk about the future?"

With a simple turn over, Ta Miao quickly jumped off the bed. Instead of raising the Sky Bow, she looked at Chen Ling in surprise, as if she was looking at a wise man.

"..."

【puff!Hahahahaha! ! ! ! 】

Seeing Chen Ling being called wise for the first time, the system instantly laughed wildly.

"...Of course there will be a future. Isn't it the reason why you came to me to get rid of this situation?"

As soon as these words came out, Atalanta's expression changed and slowly became serious.

However, just when Chen Ling thought that the other party would start talking about business...

"You guy, you really plan to develop with me? But having said that, you are stronger than me and faster than me, which means you can definitely outrun me. And if your hunting skills are better than mine If you are strong and like children, that seems to be quite suitable."

"..."

Looking at Atalanta who is so serious, it seems that she really intends to develop that kind of relationship.Chen Ling felt as if he was being teased.

Not only that, but the key thing is that Chen Ling actually felt quite moved by Atalanta's appearance and the conditions she mentioned for choosing a mate.

Could it be that this tower cat is attacking him?

[Is this the so-called 'hunting geese all day long, only to be pecked and blinded'?Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! ! 】

The next moment, Chen Ling blocked the system, blocking out the other party's wild laughter and ridicule.

"...Let's talk business."

Before, it was Chen Ling Wai Lou, who made the tower cat in front of him look confused many times to satisfy his happy psychology.But Chen Ling never expected that the other party would actually think seriously about just a teasing remark.

Chen Ling didn't know whether the other party was really thinking about this kind of thing seriously, or whether he said it deliberately to counterattack, but no matter what, because he was moved in his heart, the fact that he was being teased has become a fact.

Chen Ling, who was feeling a little depressed inside, just wanted to quickly change the subject and end the conversation.

Chapter 47 Atalanta is considering whether to give Chen Ling a chance

If you had to ask if she didn't hate men, Atalanta would definitely answer "hate".

Because most of the Greek men she came into contact with were obsessed with their own beauty, and they always began to pursue her openly not long after they met.

Atalanta was very annoyed by this kind of behavior that had less self-control than the animals in the forest and had to disguise their behavior with seemingly reserved behavior.

This is true even for so-called Greek heroes.

That's right, as the Avenger in front of me, who is suspected of pretending to be King Arthur, said, that group of Greek gods were just heroes 'created' by the Greek gods when they were bored. Most of them were just ordinary people. They suddenly became heroes. Really Do you have the qualities to be called a hero?

Atalanta didn't know, but the group of "Argonauts" she saw on the ship called the "Argonauts", except for the great hero Hercules, almost all wore outer clothing. He looks like a hero, but his behavior and essence are disgusting and selfish.

Compared to those hypocritical men, the centaurs who were once simply beguiled by their own beauty and wanted to do violence to them were slightly cuter - of course, those guys who tried to offend their purity would eventually be shot into hedgehogs by her, Turned into corpses.

So she was tired of the polite rejection, so she ignored all comers and tested these men by running a race.