Hey guys, I like Two-dimensional

There was nothing I could do about it. When I heard that the elf I wanted to capture confessed that I had only fallen in love with two-dimensional characters, it was not only Kotori who felt this way, but also the staff of "Ratatosk" probably had blank expressions on their faces.

In the past, elves were not without difficulties in conquering. For example, Yoshino was extremely shy and timid; Kurumi wanted to eat Chen Ling; sisters Yawu killed each other for the sake of each other and completely ignored others; Miku was even more straightforward, and she was even more so before. He only likes women; his seven sins are extreme low self-esteem and paranoia.

As for Tohka, Origami, and Kotori, there is no need to mention these three, because although these three also have difficulty in conquering them, they are generally easy difficulty and needless to say.

In short, all the above are the difficulties in conquering the elves in the past. However, no matter how difficult it is, everyone has ways to deal with it. If Miku likes women, she can also send Shiori to deal with it.But now Erya says that she only likes Two-dimensional people, which is really helpless. They can't find a Two-dimensional person to attack Erya!

after all--

"Two-dimensional...that means virtual characters in comics or animation, right?"

"I...I think that's right..."

<President> Mikimoto, who was sitting below the command room, said this with sweat dripping from his broad forehead.Then, Chen Ling's voice came from the loudspeaker installed in the room.

[Ah, this is something I never thought of before.Kotori, I can’t do anything for the moment. Do you have any idea? 】

The big screen in the command room now showed Erya staying in the burger restaurant and Chen Ling walking into the toilet cubicle.In order to talk to the command room, Chen Ling temporarily left Erya's side.

It was obvious that Chen Ling had no choice this time.

Having said that, Chen Ling really had a strange feeling.

After all, in Chen Ling's eyes, all the worlds he has traveled through now are two-dimensional in his eyes, even though he understands that now that he has traveled through, it has become the real world.But Chen Ling still views these worlds and characters more or less from the perspective of anime, although even if he views them this way, it will not affect him.

But now, Erya, the Two-dimensional character in Chen Ling's eyes, actually said that he only likes Two-dimensional.Not to mention that Chen Ling felt strange inside, and even wondered if this was a nesting doll?

Getting back to the subject, Chen Ling had no choice but to seek help from Qin Li.

Seeing that even Chen Ling couldn't do anything this time, Qinli looked a little unhappy, put her hand on her chin, and murmured in a low voice.

"Who am I asking... Miku hates men and likes women. The situation is also difficult, but there are ways to deal with it. After all, you and Shizhi sister can both play, but this situation is completely beyond me. Unexpectedly, you and Sister Shizhi can’t become two-dimensional characters, right?”

After saying that, Kotori couldn't help but sigh slightly.

But at this time, Nakatsugawa answered in a loud voice:

"However, recently, many young people have fallen in love with anime and manga characters. After all, characters are created to please readers or viewers. In a sense, they are ideal images, and they are all handsome guys. Beauty. If I were to use those characters as a benchmark, there might be a gap in how I felt about the characters in reality."

"I feel like you are very experienced..."

Kotori said with half-closed eyes.Having said that, Nakatsugawa is also a guy who likes Two-dimensional, and even claims to be a love master with a hundred Two-dimensional wives.

Well, how should I put it?If I really want Kotori to comment, it would be in one sentence - Si Zhai Steamed Goose Heart.

However, Nakatsugawa didn't seem to be interested in Kotori's inner evaluation of him. Instead, he made two "tsk, tsk" sounds and shook his finger.

"Commander, my favorite one also has a voice actor."

"......Oh."

Kotori rolled her eyes, then sighed and shrugged.

But his opinion does have reference value.Kotori looked troubled and continued:

"The gap between reality and reality...But that kind of person can't be loved by just any Two-dimensional character, right?"

"Of course! The wives I love are all beautiful girls I carefully selected from my otaku life of more than 20 years!"

"Yes, yes. Let's not discuss this for now. So Erya should also have a favorite character, right? I remember she seemed to have said what character she liked just now?"

"It's Ibis Night from "The Story of Time and Space". This character has a cool personality and is very popular with girls."

"Oh...that's it. In other words, is it possible that Erya 'falls in love with that character'?"

After speaking, Kotori raised the corners of her mouth and showed a sly smile.

"In that case, let's try this trick. Chen Ling, be ready to receive the props we send over."

After saying that, Qin Li began to arrange some things to be sent to Chen Ling.

On the other side, through Qin Li's arrangements, Chen Ling also realized what the other party wanted to do.

"Is this a move? Well, let's try it."

Chen Ling slowly muttered to himself, there was nothing he could do now, so there was no harm in trying this trick for the time being.

Two 10 minutes later—

"Um......"

Erya was sitting on a chair in the burger restaurant, the straw in the empty juice cup kept moving around.

The burgers and fries were all eaten, and the stomach was full. It was almost time to leave, but... Chen Ling just went to the toilet for the second time.

Moreover, it had been about 10 minutes since Chen Ling left his seat.Erya was a little impatient in waiting.

"Well... I have no problem with humans solving physiological phenomena, but it takes a little long. Are you going to touch up your makeup?"

Erya shook the tip of the straw and muttered to herself──and then immediately changed her mind.

"No...that's it. He should be holding a combat meeting with the headquarters, right?"

If so, there's nothing wrong with that.After all, Erya just dropped a shock bomb that was fatal to them.

"...Sigh~~~ I thought I might be tempted by such an outstanding man, but although I had a lot of fun today, I didn't feel that way after all. Sure enough, I shouldn't have such expectations .”

Erya knew from the beginning that she could not fall in love with a real person.Even though she knew it, she still showed an attitude that made it easy for Chen Ling to misunderstand, so she felt a little guilty in her heart.

Of course, this does not mean that she is playing the role of Chen Ling. She did have a lot of fun shopping with Chen Ling today. It was also her first time to visit Akihabara with like-minded friends, and Chen Ling was more or less following along. Playing tricks or joking with her, it would be a lie to say that you are not having a good time.

However, she was happy, but Erya still didn't feel in love with Chen Ling.

"No matter how good a person is, as long as he thinks that he is a three-dimensional person... he will never be able to ignite love."

"Perhaps, the moment I own the "嫗嗫典帙", it is destined that I will not be able to like people from the third dimension."

After saying that, Erya couldn't help but sigh again.

Chapter 531: Try becoming Two-dimensional

〈嫫典典帙〉 is an angel similar to the omniscient and omnipotent book. It can know everything in the past and present, including what someone is doing and what someone is thinking. Learned from it.

This is not a mind-reading function, but in a sense, it is not much different from a mind-reading function.

And this also means that no matter what other people are doing or thinking, Erya can know it just by reading "嫗寗典帙".Of course, Erya can naturally see the dark sides of other people because of this. Normal people see too much of the dark sides of others. More than [-]% of people will probably despair of the world, or even become such a being.

Erya was naturally affected by this. She and Chen Ling got along very happily and sincerely.But that's because Chen Ling saved her, and the other party was clearly a decent person, even a righteous person. His dark side was rarely revealed, and it was difficult to fully see through Chen Ling.All of the above created a situation where Erya and Chen Ling got along very happily.

But what if you weren't getting along with Chen Ling?

"I've been wearing a mask for a long time, and now even if I take it off, I don't feel much. Besides, even if I take off the mask, I can't like a three-dimensional person."

Erya slowly laughed at himself.

Yes, in the past, Erya always wore a mask to get along with other people.Because of the episode "嫗寗篇帙", Erya had already felt disgusted with human beings and chose to put on a mask to interact with people. At this time, she came into contact with Two-dimensional, and she yearned for the one without ugliness. Two-dimensional character of the soul.

Of course, saying it's yearning is just a nice way of saying it. Erya herself knows that she is essentially a otaku escaping from reality.

However, escaping will not change the fact that she can no longer like people in the third dimension.

"That's all. At the worst, I can ask them to prepare a safe house for me and take the initiative to accept protection."

Erya had no choice but to do this, although she knew that if her spiritual power was not sealed, a little protection would actually be surveillance.And if the power is sealed, it is really just protection.

However, it doesn't matter. At least Chen Ling and Qin Li are kind to the elves, but DEM Club has pure malice. Naturally, this is her only choice.

Closer to home, at the moment when Erya had already thought enough to take the initiative to accept protection, familiar footsteps came from behind Erya.

"You're back, boy. It's almost time for us to leave──"

However-

After Erya turned around, she stopped moving for a moment.

"what?"

Because standing in front of her was a man who was completely different from what Erya had expected - a man wearing a tattered cloak, bandages on his forehead and arms, and a knife on his waist, looking like a wilderness traveler.

Long hair and dirty cheeks.That’s right, he is──

"Ju...Ibis Night?"

Erya made a stunned sound.

That's right.Standing there was Erya's first love, Ibis Ye himself from "The Story of Time and Space".

"..."

Chen Ling, who was standing in front of Er Ya, faced Er Ya with an extremely calm expression.

This is not Chen Ling's first time cosplaying. He had cosplayed before when he was dating Mijiu. What's more, Chen Ling also went to comic expos in the past and also cosplayed.

Therefore, Chen Ling was not nervous, even if the clerks and some customers in the store looked at him as if they were watching a show.

Seeing Er Ya's surprised expression, Chen Ling knew that now was the time to speak.

"──Excuse me, woman."

He lowered his voice slightly and said this in the tone of Tokio Ye from "The Story of Time and Space" that was vaguely left in his memory.

Then, he moved the chair next to Erya and sat down.

Erya shook her shoulders as if her acupoints had been unlocked, pushed up her glasses, and stared at Chen Ling's face intently.

"Zi... Ibis Night? Why..."

Then his eyes widened as if he finally noticed something.

"......juvenile!"

"What are you talking about? There is no reason for you to call me young."

"...!"

Chen Ling looked at Er Ya with cold eyes and after saying this, Er Ya held her breath gently.Maybe it was a psychological effect, but it felt like her cheeks were flushed.

So the next moment, a shocked voice came from Chen Ling's headset.

【This...this is...! 】

【What's wrong? 】

【Report!Erya's excitement level had some reaction! 】

[The favorability level has also increased slightly! 】

"..."

It seems to have had a certain effect.Chen Ling was relieved in his heart, but it didn't show on his face.

"Oh...um..."

Erya looked at Chen Ling carefully from head to toe, posing like an art critic appreciating a painting and humming in a low voice.

"It's amazing...the workmanship is very fine, and the fabric is different from the cheap ones. I've seen many people play Ibis Night before, but I've rarely seen one with such high quality."

Then she grabbed the hem of her cloak and flushed with excitement.To be honest...it's hard to tell whether she has a good impression of Chen Ling or just admires the quality of the clothes.

Having said that, her favorability seems to have increased, and now she can only continue her offensive.Chen Ling turned around and waved away Erya's hand that grabbed the cloak.

"You're annoying, woman."

"Ahh..."

After Chen Ling finished speaking angrily, Erya's face turned red for some reason and she leaned back.

[The favorability level has increased again! 】

[If this continues...it will work! 】

The crew's voices came through the headset.

Chen Ling just tried his best to remind himself to behave in a manner consistent with Zhu Luye... It seemed that this touched Er Ya's heartstrings.Erya looked uneasy and began to smooth her messy hair.

Instantly, the sound of playing music came from Chen Ling's headset.

[Chen Ling, it’s now!The favorability level has reached the level where it can be sealed!Don't miss this opportunity! 】

"...!"

Chen Ling froze when he heard Qin Li's voice.

Don't miss the opportunity──in other words, it means now is a good time to kiss.

Although it is in public, but...if I miss this great opportunity, I don't know when I will get a second chance next time.