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However, something was wrong with today's class meeting.

Because, as the class teacher, Ms. Tsumue Okamine, commonly known as Ms. Xiaozhu, at this time, her petite body was shrouded in a gloomy and negative aura, and she walked into the classroom with a slightly scary smile on her face.

"Whoa..."

Seeing Teacher Xiaozhu's appearance, Shizhi, who was the first to notice something was wrong, couldn't help but scream.Then everyone followed Shizhi's gaze, and their expressions suddenly became the same as Shizhi's.It seems that the classmates in the class also have similar feelings.Seeing the unfamiliar attitude of the class teacher, everyone became commotion.

"Hmm...Shizhi, what's wrong with Teacher Xiaozhu? She looks so gloomy..."

"I don't know what happened?"

Tohka, who was sitting in the next seat, said softly with a worried look on his face.Shizhi smiled bitterly and shook his head, expressing his ignorance.

At this time, not only Tohka and Shiori were whispering like this, but also many people in the class.

However, Teacher Xiaozhu walked in slowly as if he didn't hear everyone's voices, and threw the roll call book in his hand on the desk.

"Happy New Year, classmates. How was your winter vacation? Christmas, New Year's Eve, plus New Year... there must be something happy happening..."

Then greet everyone as usual.Teacher Xiaozhu didn’t say anything strange, but the classmates gulped at the same time.

Even Chen Ling couldn't help but take a few steps back, away from Teacher Xiaozhu who was now releasing an aura full of resentment.

Xiaozhu didn't seem to notice everyone's actions. She would twist her mouth and continue with a blank expression:

How old will you be this year?Going from second grade to third grade, so yeah.People who read early may be 17 years old.Teacher's birthday is in March. How old do you think I am soon? "

Speaking of Xiaozhu, the famous teacher who came to Zen, she was the eldest leftover girl at 29 years old.Everyone in the class knew about this, but no one said it.

So, after looking around the entire classroom, Xiaozhu showed a tired smile and said:

"I...I'm finally going to get rid of the two-character prefix this year and move into the three-character prefix. Haha...hehehe...it's awesome, right?"

"Xiao...Teacher Xiaozhu..."

Perhaps because it was so miserable that it was unbearable to watch, Yayi called out softly.So, Xiaozhu turned to look at her.The glasses she was wearing reflected the light from the fluorescent lamp, and the lenses flashed with light.

"Shutup. When you talk to me from now on, always add Sir at the beginning and end of every sentence."

"Sir...Yessir!"

Yayi was shocked by Xiaozhu's aura, saluted her, and followed her instructions.

"Sir, Xiaozhu, what's wrong with you...? Sir."

After Yayi asked again, Xiaozhu showed a cold smile.

"No, nothing happened to me. It's okay. But, I have some happy news. My good friend Eri, who has been my classmate since elementary school, is getting married next month."

"Hahaha, it's so happy. Eri is a very good girl and will definitely become a good wife. She spends my birthday and Christmas with me every year, and we exchange chocolates on Valentine's Day. She finished drinking I cry a lot when I'm drunk, and one time I even shouted: 'Wow! If I'm not married when I'm 30, just marry me, Xiaozhu!' He hugged me for dear life."

"But she was going to get married even if she was like this in the past. I heard that the other person was a doctor who was two years younger than her. When she attended a girls' party with her at the end of the year before last, she drank too much and fell and injured her foot. The person who was treating her seemed to fall in love with her at first sight and launched a fierce attack on her. I was there because I also drank and dozed off in the waiting room. Unexpectedly, during this period, my best friend who had been with me for many years was actually there. Falling in love in the next room. You really don’t know what will happen in life.”

"Oh, that's great. Because I often wonder, how can men in this world leave a good girl like Eri alone and not pursue her? I'm so ignorant. Eri is really a very good girl. She has beautiful features and a very good figure. Tall, just like a model. Even a girl like Eri is not married yet, so my fate must not have come yet. However, Eri actually found a partner secretly."

"Speaking of which, I'm still wondering why the number of girls' gatherings dropped so much last year. However, Eri is really bad. He suddenly told me that he wanted to get married. I'm sorry to say anything...but, this kind of Personality can also make men excited. I have to learn from it."

After Teacher Xiaozhu finished speaking in a toneless voice, he lay down on the desk.

"Haha...hehehe, another...another classmate got married...Damn it! Damn it! Those who get married are all good people."

Then, as if possessed by something, he began to mutter to himself:

"Everyone, everyone left me and left...tell me...how many more times do I have to attend your weddings!"

"Sir, that...Sir..."

"Wait for me, everyone. I want to go to your place right away... Ha, ha, ha, I can't get married again. It seems that I am hated by Yue Lao."

After saying that, Teacher Xiaozhu smiled weakly.The classmates looked at each other in confusion.

Teacher Xiaozhu laughed for a while, and when everyone felt a little scared, he suddenly fell silent and opened the roll call book.

"...Okay, let's start with the roll call."

"No!"

Ai, Mai, and Mei shook their heads violently at Xiaozhu, who looked as if nothing had happened and was about to start calling names.

"Sir, you don't seem to be okay, Sir!"

"Sir, you'd better get some rest, Sir!"

"What are you talking about? I'm fine."

Teacher Xiaozhu slowly smiled.

"──It's just that if a devil appeared in front of me now and said he wanted to exchange my life for a wish, I might ask him to let a huge meteorite fall in Japan next month."

"Yes, that's what it's like. Destroy it. Destroy this world where I'm the only one who's not married yet."

Teacher Xiaozhu said with a cheerful smile.

"Sir, you said you were fine! Sir!"

"Sir, your thoughts are like those of a primary school student who is about to finish his vacation, Sir!"

"Hehehe, I'm just kidding! Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, let the meteorites land!"

After Xiaozhu picked up a piece of chalk, she waved it like a magic girl's magic wand and pointed it high out of the window.

──So, the next moment...

There was a loud bang on the campus, and a strong shock wave immediately invaded the classroom.The school building shook, the glass windows were broken, and the curtains fluttered violently as if they were about to be torn apart.The students in the classroom screamed at the same time, some hurriedly escaped, while others got under the table.

"Oh wow!"

"Yeah!"

"What...what's going on!"

Unlike others who were panicking, Chen Ling seemed very calm. He even secretly took action the moment the glass was shattered by an unknown impact, creating a transparent barrier so that these glass particles could not scratch the students in the class.

"This shock wave seems to be coming from high altitude."

Chen Ling walked to the window and frowned slightly.

"─Chen Ling, look."

At this time, Origami, who also walked to the window to check the situation, pointed out the window.The place she was referring to was not high in the sky, but on the ground, the school playground.

Chen Ling looked in the direction pointed by the origami, and what he saw was a huge flat campus playground track that was gouged out to look like a mortar.

No─not only the campus, but also the road passing by the campus and the open space on the opposite side collapsed downwards as if they were being dug up.It was like a space earthquake.

However, no alarm was sounded to notify of the spacequake.Chen Ling frowned and looked around──

"Ok?"

He made a small sound of confusion when he saw a black lump in the center of the large hole.

The details of the lump are not visible from here.It looks like part of a damaged machine, but also like a giant rock.But──it is obvious that the shock wave and this crater were caused by the impact of "it".

Since it was an impact, it means that the block fell from somewhere.

At this time, Jian seemed to be safe, and other students followed Chen Ling and others to check the situation on campus.Then they all saw what seemed to be a meteorite.Many people spoke subconsciously.

"...It's...a meteorite!?"

The moment I heard these words──

"...Aww!"

As if recalling what he had just said, Teacher Xiaozhu instantly turned pale and collapsed on the spot.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah! Teacher Xiaozhu summoned the meteorite!"

"Have you made a contract with the devil unknowingly?"

"Teacher Xiaozhu──! I don't want you to die!"

The students shouted while running towards Xiaozhu who rolled his eyes.

In response, Chen Ling couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth slightly.

Although he was sure that this was definitely not the fault of Teacher Xiaozhu, the other party had just made a wish to sink the island country with a meteorite, but as soon as he finished speaking, something similar to a meteorite fell from the sky.Isn't this too much of a coincidence?Is her mouth really open?

At this moment, the phone in Chen Ling's pocket started to vibrate.The name displayed on the incoming call screen was "Kotori Itsuka".It's not advisable to answer the phone during a class meeting, but the situation is urgent.Chen Ling moved to the corner of the classroom and pressed the call button at the same time.

"──Chen Ling! Sister, are they okay?"

As soon as she answered the phone, Kotori's panicked voice came.

"Of course it's okay. As long as I'm here, let alone meteorites, a few satellite cannons will be fine."

Chen Ling said this to comfort Qinli, who was slightly nervous.

Of course Kotori was nervous, not only because her sister studied at Laizen High School, but also because there were many elves in Laizen High School. If something went wrong because of this meteorite, it would be a big deal.

Although, the situation of the sudden falling meteorite is already considered a serious matter.

"Really? It's fine. It's fine. But now, hurry up and bring your sister, Tohka and the others to the temporary command room!"

"The falling meteorite shouldn't be something that <Ratatosk> needs to worry about, right? In other words—"

Chen Ling raised his head slightly and looked up into the sky.He seemed to already know the answer.

"That's right - it's an elf."

Chapter 567: The Spirit from the Universe——<Zodiac>

It takes about 10 minutes to get on the bus and drive to the school.Chen Ling, Shiori, Tohka, Origami, Reine, and the Yamai sisters from the next class came to the underground facility of "Ratatosk".

<Ratatosk> was originally based on the airship <Flaxinas> as its headquarters, but that ship was damaged in the previous battle and was undergoing repairs, so we had to temporarily use this underground facility near Chen Ling and others' residence. as a stronghold.

──After passing through layers of protective barriers, Chen Ling separated from Shixiang and others and headed to the command room.

Tohka and others were told to wait in another room, so they seemed a little dissatisfied.However, whenever an elf appears, Chen Ling must conduct a strategy.Except for some special circumstances, Chen Ling didn't want the elves to get involved in such things.

As for Shizhi, because he wanted to avoid a situation similar to Miku's, he needed to go to the command room with Chen Ling.

After settling the elves, Chen Ling and Shi Zhi walked into the command room and immediately felt the tense atmosphere. The crew members of <Fraxinas> had already gathered in a room with several monitors, hurriedly operating their respective consoles.

"─Chen Ling, sister, you are here."

Kotori sat at the captain's seat in the center of the command room and said this to Chen Ling and Shi Zhi.The ribbon tied in her hair is of course black.Now she was wearing a military uniform and a crimson coat draped over her shoulders.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

Ling Yin, who came from school with Chen Ling and others, took off his white robe and sat on the empty seat.Kotori responded briefly: "No, thank you for coming." Then she turned her attention back to Chen Ling and Shi Zhi.

"About this situation..."

"Hmm...what happened? You said that meteorite was the work of elves...but the space earthquake alarm didn't sound. Is Jingmu appearing? And why did he suddenly attack the high school...Is it possible? , are you going to attack me or Chenling Tohka and the others?"

Shizhi asked several questions in succession. After all, the situation this time was a bit strange, and Chen Ling found no trace of the elves.

"This is..."

After Shizhi asked, Kotori rubbed her chin in confusion.

"I don't know. To be honest, I can't make a conclusion yet."

"You... what do you mean by that?"

"Yeah. Can you show the screen?"

After Kotori finished speaking, the crew immediately operated the console.

Then, the world map was displayed on the big screen in front.A map with red marks on continents, islands, and seas.

"This is?"

"Yeah. A mysterious object appeared on the high school campus, right? The same phenomenon occurred at almost the same time in the place marked by these marks."

"what?!"

When Chen Ling and Shi Zhi heard this, they both frowned and stared at the world map.

"These locations, all at the same time?"

"That's right. Although it is unbelievable for a moment, "cannonballs" have been thrown at as many as 42 places around the world. They also include several DEM facilities and bases used by various countries to fight against elven forces. So, it is not We rule out the possibility of sensing a weak spiritual wave or magic reaction and launching an attack."

"Wait...wait a minute. Wasn't South America also under attack? That's directly behind the Earth! They attacked there at the same time...could they be plural elves like the Yawu sisters?"

Shizhi immediately realized something was wrong and asked.