Disrespect the immortal master!
However, although……
Among the male characters currently serving as real-life characters in mobile games, only Mandrill is the shortest.
Some players even tested it specifically.
With their faces close to each other, the guerrillas' guns couldn't even hit the mandrills.
Originally, only in private.
Players occasionally make fun of Mandrill's height.
After all, Mandrill is Liyue's demon-conquering great sage and protector Yaksha.
Although there is no malicious intention, it is still a bit uncomfortable to say this directly in public.
Unexpectedly, in this plot, Yan Xiao directly told this fact without any hesitation.
"Cough cough..."
Some players were coughing to cover up the fact that they were laughing.
There are also some players who pinch the flesh on their thighs hard.
Can't laugh!
That is the Great Sage of Conquering Demons, the Immortal Mandrill!
Don't do anything disrespectful to it!
however,
The plot continues.
Paimon also lowered his voice and said, "Keep your voice down, you're not afraid of being heard by him!"
"Oh, oh! As long as you know who it is."
"The boss asked me to take care of him more, but he, who eats wind and drinks dew every day, is so difficult to take care of. Apart from almond tofu, he has no other hobbies."
"I heard from the boss that you made him a satisfying salad and he liked it very much. Look...can you teach me how to make this dish? I can make it for him too."
Paimon narrowed his eyes and smiled: "He's actually going to be eaten by Mandrill. You guys are pretty good to him."
At this time,
Yan Xiao said in a profound tone:
"In this life, how can you be kind to those people who look up but don't see you when they look down?"
Looking up, not seeing, looking down... This is a local saying in Liyue.
Liyue players can certainly understand it immediately.
What Yan Xiao means is that he regards Mandrill as his neighbor, or in other words, as someone who works together.
But for Mondstadt and Inazuma players.
The first thing I understood was another literal meaning.
……
"If you don't see it when you look up, you will see it when you look down. Does this mean you have to lower your head if you want to see the mandrill?"
"With just a few words, I directly offended Immortal Mandrill three times."
"Grab the bamboo shoots!"
"Mandrill: Do you see the Yuan on your head?"
Unfortunately, Mandrill did not appear in this plot.
Instead, he was persecuted by Yan Xiao in this way.
Probably Yanxiao didn't even think of it.
His words gave Mandrill another nickname.
——Looking up, you can’t see the true king but looking down.
Of course, this is actually all based on players' love for Mandrill.
There is no malicious intent.
……
Not long after, Yan Xiao found ancient books.
The crowd immediately divided into two waves.
Travelers make satisfying salads here.
Keqing went to the book to look for clues about the Kitchen God.
Shortly after,
The satisfying salad is finished.
Keqing also found valuable clues in the book.
"It is written in the book: [Two hundred miles to the northwest is where Guiliji is. There are many settlements on it, and people hunt, plant, and make a living by farming and weaving]"
"[The Kitchen God temporarily takes the shape of one and becomes many, as tall as a child, like stars falling to the ground, and disperses into thousands of households to help them live. When the people get this fire, they know how to eat hot food, eat soup and rice, and cook cooked meat.]"
"It is completely different from the records in "Liyue Myth Supplements", and they conflict with each other."
Turning one into many means that there may be more than one Kitchen God.
And Xiangling noticed the sentence "Scattered into ten thousand households to help them light fires".
"Does the Kitchen God really know how to help with cooking?"
"What a God who is close to the people."
If this is the case, for their chefs, the Kitchen God can be called the ancestor.
And while this conversation was going on, the rice cooker suddenly jumped out from under the boiler.
Jumping and running in front of everyone.
……
"Is it possible that Lord Yan sent an immortal or his subordinates to send fire, but people thought it was the Kitchen God who transformed into many?"
"I still think that the Kitchen God is not Lord Yan, but someone else."
"He's about the same height as a child, but he can also help cook. Isn't this a rice dumpling?"
"You're a bit too ridiculous. Why didn't you say it was a fire slime?"
Chapter 343: Embarrassing! The social death scene between Keqing and Zhenjun Liuyun
"I usually bother you all a lot, but I happen to be free today, so I would like to treat you all to something delicious. Do you think you can stay for a casual meal? Let me do my best."
After finishing the matter, Yan Xiao invited everyone to speak.
Xiangling naturally agreed.
As a chef, she had no reason to say no.
Although Keqing often said "If you waste too much time, you won't be able to get things done", she agreed under everyone's invitation.
After all, the current research on Kitchen God has obtained phased clues.
It's still okay to have a meal.
Not long after, everyone was seated at the dining table downstairs of Wangshu Inn.
Even the rice dumplings were on the table, with only Paimon still floating nearby.
Yan Xiao brought a table full of delicacies one after another.
Even Xiang Ling had to sigh that Yan Xiao would be a good opponent for her.
Therefore,
Xiangling asked directly:
"Yan Xiao, will you participate in this year's Kitchen King Competition?"
"...!"
"Could it be that you also..."
"Yes, I will participate, and I will try my best to enter the finals! Yan Xiao, your cooking is delicious. I am very much looking forward to meeting you in the finals."
"Ha...interesting. Okay, see you then!"
The two chefs started to talk about their rivals here.
Xiangling also seemed full of fighting spirit.
This time the King of Kitchen Competition may be a little more interesting...
however,
Just when everyone sighed.
Xiangling glanced at the rice cooker next to her from the corner of her eye.
Immediately surprised:
"Hey?! Crispy rice, what are you doing!"
Even Guo Ba was shocked.
A pair of eyes widened.
However, it was like being caught doing bad things.
His eyes furtively glanced downward.
Don't dare to look at others.
"Ah! It, it eats..."
Keqing's eyes showed a look of grievance.
Look at the plate of golden shrimp balls.
Not only was the rice cake eaten in advance, but not a single bit of it was left.
The dishes were clean as if they had just been washed.
"Wow...my golden shrimp balls..."
Keqing's expression was aggrieved.
I felt so wronged that I felt like I would cry at any time.
The resolute Lord Yu Hengxing seems to have shown such an expression in the plot for the first time.
……
"My Keqing, because her favorite golden shrimp balls were eaten by the rice cake, she was so angry that she cried and fussed, oooooh, so pitiful...`々..."
"It was all dazzling after a few words. There is something in the pot."
"The rice cake means that my hands are short enough to only get this dish."
……
in the room.
Keqing herself showed an expression of disbelief when she saw this plot.
Would I really be so sad over a plate of golden shrimp balls?
Boss Lin’s troubles have finally reached his end, right?
It's not possible, is it?
Um...it shouldn't happen, right?
……
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