I, the scumbag harvester!

I must apologize to my daughter!

If Jiang Han is disobedient like this again, I will go directly to his school to find him!unacceptable! "Yan Mingsha really feels sorry for her daughter.

I have never beaten or scolded my daughter, and I dare not say a harsh word. How can a man like this be so arrogant before he becomes a husband?

My ex-husband gave me money and dividends every month, and after the divorce, most of the house and everything belonged to me.

Yan Mingsha has eaten top-quality Wagyu for too long, and her social circle is full of gentle and modest women who flirt with each other and flatter each other.

Jiang Han pointing his nose and calling his daughter Bichi is simply...

If it weren't for Liu Ruyue's relationship, a good best friend for more than ten years, Yan Mingsha would really not give any face to her, and she would go directly to Xingshi to plead guilty!

After listening to Yan Mingsha's complaints for two hours, Liu Ruyue felt angry inside. She called Jiang Han without hesitation.

"Hey, Jiang Han! Come home quickly!"

"...Aunt Liu, my classmates are having a dinner tonight, and I want to take them to have a hot pot." In fact, Jiang Han liked staying in the dormitory, and several of his classmates in the dormitory were not too thoughtful.

Although it is a boys' dormitory, the dormitory manager is a nice man with a mysophobia who speaks a little girly. He often cleans the house. "Fat man, wash your stinky socks for me! I say it again, wash them every day! Don't pile them up for me." On."

"Oh, do you know how to mop the floor? Let me do it! It's really useless!" The dormitory director always complained about cleaning and would spray air freshener in the dormitory.

Fatty watches vtuber every day, Iron Two-dimensional. Every day from 8 o'clock to 0 o'clock, the computer switches to five or six screens, shouting at the screen, "Wantao milk green, black peach milk green!" "Ranran, my Ranran." "No, 0, Nai[-], please take me away!" "Xingtong, I have been your sailor for a long time." "Hold Tafei Meow!" He typed very fast, with an illusory but satisfied smile in his eyes.

There is one good brother left. He is an ordinary person with little money and is not even a dog licker. He actively participates in various student unions and clubs, but he basically does odd jobs. He leaves early and comes back late, but he has gained nothing and is not willing to spend it. For money, he would often secretly use the shower gel Jiang Han put in the dormitory.

Jiang Han likes to treat guests, eat some hot pot and chat with his brothers without any psychological pressure.

In return, Fatty gave himself his extremely precious captain's gift.

The dormitory director would always help Jiang Han clean the table when he was away.

The brother from the student union would always leave last when the seniors were drunk during dinner parties, pack up some uneaten meat dishes, and put them in the dormitory microwave for the brothers as a late night snack.

He also likes to stay in the dormitory, watching everyone immersed in their own worlds, sometimes confused, sometimes with goals. This is college life.

There is no hypocritical scumbag, no bizarre deception, and no intrigue.

"Dinner? Are you still having a dinner? What did you do to Ning Yuxiao? You little..." Liu Ruyue almost called her a little beast, but she still held back her emotions, "You little rascal, come back here! "

Liu Ruyue's almost sharp vibrato brought Jiang Han back to reality.

The stepmother seems to be really angry. She doesn't even call herself a sweet and gentle mother.

"She was originally..."

"Don't be like this! Are you coming back? If you don't come back, I will go to your dormitory to find you now! I will take you home in person! Or I will call your counselor!"

"Don't...Aunt Liu, you..." Jiang Han lowered his voice. He didn't like to show off his generosity, didn't like to drive a good car to school, and didn't like to distance himself from his school roommates.He was even more unwilling to let his dorm roommates see that he had such a gorgeous stepmother, wearing a hip-hugging skirt, light gray stockings and a Tiffany blue necklace.

He kept it secret.

Chapter 5 Jiang Han, you angry young man, your road is narrow! (2/3)

"Brothers, I'm sorry, I have something to do and I have to go home tonight~ I'll treat you to a big dinner tomorrow! Buffet seafood and barbecue for 198!"

"Jiang Han, don't get it so expensive. It's 198 for one person, and it's about 800 for four people. Look at this fat guy, just eat a small hotpot with hotpot and grill at the entrance of the school for 28 yuan, and your student ID can still be used It's a discount, 18 yuan is enough." The dormitory manager also knows how to calculate carefully, and he always feels that Jiang Han is at a disadvantage.

"We are all good friends. It's okay. I still have living expenses..."

"Brother Jiang, you have too much living expenses, why not buy some pairs of pants that Xingtong just brought out! And Che Lizi! Tongtong, my Tongtong~ By the way, give my Ranran a ship..." The fat man said Face looked at the screen obsessively.

"Yours? Mine! It's almost Fatty. I've already made him an admiral." Jiang Han patted Fatty angrily.

"Fat man, can't you think of something to find a girlfriend? This is Communication University!"

"Haha, haha, Jiang Han, Brother Jiang, look at me like this and looking for a girlfriend. How can I have the money for a relationship? The good-looking and not-so-good-looking people in school are all green tea eaters.

You don't know, Xiao Zheng has fallen in love with a senior student from the student union, and he plans to buy an Apple 14 in installments. But he still ignores her, and I think Xiao Zheng is quite a nice person.

I am useless, I can only look at the virtual anchor, and make some shameful sc, Milk Green was deceived by my sc last time, and took the bait, haha, I even caught Xingtong, and was recognized! "The fat man was in high spirits when he talked about this.

"Don't be like this, fat man. No matter what happens, there will be someone who is suitable for you. Although many girls are quite materialistic, there will also be sweet, clean and pure love." The dormitory director believed this very much.

Jiang Han appreciates that the dormitory manager's expectations for love are still in the era of wearing white shirts and talking about guitar. Although Jiang Han is embarrassed to say that the dormitory manager feels like he has a fever when he wears a white shirt, ahem, but the dormitory manager plays the guitar very well. That's right, and in order not to disturb his brothers, he rarely practices in the dormitory.

Xiao Zheng from the student union sent a message, "Brother Jiang, Fatty, dormitory manager, brother, I can enjoy another meal from the student union today! There is cheese lobster today! But it must have been eaten, can you pack it when I see it? Order the braised pork, and you guys should eat less at night! Let’s just watch my buddies eat all night! Haha.”

Xiao Zheng always likes to make hahaha, laugh, and act like nothing is wrong.

Jiang Han also wanted to have sex with Fatty in the dormitory. Despite Fatty's behavior, he had actually watched most of Neon's famous unpopular anime from the past to the present. Whenever he wanted to rewatch the series, Fatty can give almost perfect answers.

But the vicious stepmother was still urging her to go home.

He also wanted to play a game of Dota in the dormitory, and then wipe the dust on the N0 stand carefully like a fat man, and then slice it a few times. Lying on the cramped wooden bed in the dormitory, he felt very calm and carefree. consider.

At this time, Jiang Han was just an ordinary college student who only needed to care about food and vegetables.

But he still had to walk into the cold wind and had to go home.

While Liu Ruyue was greeting her daughter, she was thinking about what words she would use to scold Jiang Han later.

Liu Ruyue's love for her daughter was even greater than that of Yan Mingsha.

She would rather live in the same house with Jiang Han and let her daughter live in a huge villa alone. Her daughter can spend her credit card at will, live by the West Lake where every inch of land is precious, and drive a 718 to school elegantly and calmly.

Liu Ruyue heard the sound of the combination lock turning.

This little beast is finally back.

She stood up from the sofa. As soon as Jiang Han put on his slippers at the door, she stood in front of Jiang Han aggressively.

Liu Ruyue's 173 tall figure is simply terrifying, and she doesn't like tight ties. When the air conditioner is on at home, she basically wears a hip-covering skirt. The pure natural D+cup really makes Jiang Suffocating with cold.

The hip-hugging skirt even has a slightly curved opening at the neckline. Liu Ruyue can make this light brown hip-hugging skirt extremely charming.

Liu Ruyue also likes to wear velvet horse oil stockings. They feel good, are much more convenient than pants, and are breathable at home. However, the biggest feature of horse oil stockings is that they are too shiny and will fully modify Liu Ruyue's long legs. Originally, her long legs were tall enough, but she stood in front of Jiang Han with a slim figure, and her long legs in stockings were even more eye-catching.

"I was going to have dinner with some very famous ladies tonight and discuss business. You kid, you really... made me so angry! How could you treat Ning Yuxiao like this? You also scolded her Bitch?

Can you please separate the occasions?Can you consider my feelings?

My best friend is such a rich man!I wish you well!Although you keep calling me auntie and auntie, and even though I hate being called auntie, I will be your mommy from now on!

Could you please use a snack! "Liu Ruyue was really going to faint with anger. Jiang Han didn't show any sign of introspection at all, he just stood there in a daze.

"Isn't she?" Jiang Han took out the evidence he used to attack Ning Yuxiao from his handbag.

"I've printed it all out, I've already investigated it all! This kind of woman just wants to eat up my flesh and blood, and she just wants to completely take over my house for herself!

Take a look?Would a normal woman go to a disco?Will you go to nightclubs?Will you post your own cosplay photos on Little Bluebird?ah?When he comes back, he pretends to be clean and self-possessed, bragging about his ridiculous academic qualifications!

Aunt Liu, I think you have met so many people in so many years!She must have a discerning eye. Even if she is your best friend’s daughter, don’t you see something wrong?

Maybe she is a good match, but this is just inviting a wolf into the house. This kind of woman is not worthy of my careful treatment at all!

Now let me choose again, I will still scold her bloody!This kind of person has no shame!No literacy at all!From beginning to end, there is dirty blood that wants to be parasitic on men!

She came back from studying in the UK and didn't have a decent job but drove a nice car. What did she have to brag about?What reason is there to take my house by force?

Aunt Liu, next time you introduce someone, can you keep your eyes open and see clearly?I said that I don’t want to get married now, and I don’t want to see these ghosts, snakes, and snake-hearted women cheating and lying in front of me! "Jiang Han was full of enthusiasm and didn't care at all about Liu Ruyue's recruitment of troops to investigate.

Liu Ruyue looked at the information printed by Jiang Han in her hand. She read it carefully and said, "Stop standing stupidly at the door. That's all? Are these things worthy of you scolding her Bichi?"

Is it worth it for you to break up with her?

Jiang Han, you are too angry, too ungrateful, and too childish!

Your approach will only make your path narrower and narrower!

Let me tell you, she is really a nice woman! "Liu Ruyue snorted coldly. She looked directly at Jiang Han, her eyes filled with both soul-stirring fascination and scrutiny that penetrated his pretense.

Jiang Han was so angry that he laughed, "What is there about her that is worthy of praise? Apart from that pretty skin?"

Chapter 6 Stepmother, I think you are gentler than Ning Yuxiao! (3/3)

"She is still a virgin, understand? Do you know why she posted the little blue bird? She set up a private photo album for herself, which is not visible to others. I also know about onlyfans.

At that time, she was just having a conflict with her mother, and she was just using this method to get her mother to give her money.

Disco dancing is now a way of life for young girls in big cities.

Just like you boys playing games.

Isn't it normal for you to play games at home while other girls go to disco?

Are you going to drink differently from now on?

Which of your father's business partners doesn't know how to sing?

Ning Yuxiao, in this case, is still a virgin even though she has been to an open foreign country. Can you explain how valuable she is?Um?

I can completely prove this. You can even give her a try before marriage. If you are not a virgin, I will help you scold her and tell her to get out.

Should you apologize to a woman you only met once and don’t understand?

The way people live independently is not a piece of shit at all.

It's you who spares no effort to smear other people's past.

If a girl goes to a disco and is scolded by you for being so excessive, then if you men go to a footbath or a nightclub, are you going to be chopped off?

Let me tell you, this Ning Yuxiao has only had one love experience, and because the man's family conditions are not good, he can only afford the down payment for a house in the central area of ​​Hangzhou, and her mother passed it. This is also Ning Yuxiao's Do you know the reason why mom didn’t give me money?

You don’t understand the cause and effect at all, so why did you single out this photo of hers?Um?Why take it so out of context?

You just want to betray my good intentions by belittling others and disgusting them! "Liu Ruyue's level of sophistry is very high. She is clinging to Ning Yuxiao, which is something that neither Jiang Han nor she can be sure about now.

"First of all, Aunt Liu, why are you so sure she is a virgin? Have you verified it? Or have you read the physical examination report?" Jiang Hanhan looked at her with a smile.

"For what reason do you unconditionally believe in this disco girl?

Also, my dear stepmother, dear Aunt Liu, you said that the cos photos she posted on Little Blue Bird are okay, then I will go buy cos clothes now. You can wear them for me and I will take some pictures for you. , understandable, right? "Is Liu Ruyue aggressive? Jiang Han is even more ruthless!

"You...yes, you take pictures for me. I tell you that I have sexy skirts in my closet now. Don't you want to see them? Do you want me to record what you just said? Do you want me to tell your dad that you want to Take cos photos for me?

Um?You kid, do you dare to arrange your own mommy? "Liu Ruyue raised her eyes.

"This little beast is so courageous. Tsk, you still want me to wear this kind of skirt? But what about your brain? This little beast is not really interested in me, right?" Liu Ruyue thought of this very sensitively and quickly. question.

"You said it doesn't matter! See? You also think this kind of photo is too much, right? I don't care what her purpose is, I have all the evidence, and stepmom, all you have is a mouth, your mouth is just Just like those women, they confuse right and wrong and talk nonsense!" Jiang Han heard what his stepmother was saying.

Is this vicious woman really confident?

But what if she thinks he likes her?Is it possible to take advantage of the situation?

Let her misunderstanding deepen and see what other despicable methods she can use?

Let the scumbags start to doubt each other and fight among themselves!

We need to mobilize the scumbag to deal with the scumbag!

The stepmother must feel that Ning Yuxiao has violated her interests, otherwise, the stepmother will always speak for Ning Yuxiao.

"Haha, Jiang Han, you are misinterpreting my meaning! Let me tell you, this kind of woman is already very good! Now..."

"Stepmom, she also said that when she gets married, her name will be written on all the houses. I don't care whether what you said before is true or false. To be honest, I don't have a cold feeling for her. I don't have any feelings for her.

I think she is really inferior to you.

Stepmom, don’t introduce me to a partner. I want to be single. I want to be single for the rest of my life.

This kind of disco woman, even if she is really a virgin now, she will not cheat on her after marriage. If she stays in my house for a year and finds any excuse to divorce, at least 30% of my property will be divided by her. Walk.

I absolutely don't believe that this kind of woman can have any good intentions.

I would rather call you stepmother than her.

I know that although you, stepmother, love to spend money and are not very good at doing business, you at least still care about me and know how to take me to eat French food every day.

At least there is still some warmth.

I think you, stepmother... look younger, more intellectual and gentler than Ning Yuxiao. "Jiang Han lowered his head and blushed a little when he said this.

In fact, the blush was because he was lying. He was not used to lying like this, so he lowered his voice.

Even though this was part of his careful plan, Jiang Han still felt a little embarrassed in his heart when he actually said such insincere words.

"This little beast, tsk? Is he really interested in me? Even Ning Yuxiao doesn't like him? Doesn't he look at me every day because he likes me?" Although Liu Ruyue was scolding Jiang Han in her heart, But she also had a hint of, I don't know what kind of emotion.

"However, I am very good-looking, and this little beast's eyesight is really good. Compared with me, Ning Yuxiao is a little inferior... I'd better not wear stockings at home from now on. The little beast won't really feel anything when he sees me. Are you done?" Liu Ruyue frowned slightly, of course she couldn't accept Jiang Han's liking.

"But if he has thoughts about me, isn't it a sure thing that he will buy a house now? Haha! Does this little beast deserve to like me? Does he also want to fantasize about me?