Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of the Society’s Death, the Water God Likes to Bring a Little Um

ps: The title of the book cannot be signed, so I made a small change and wasted some time, but I got it done.

Now the title of the book is changed from "Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of Society Death, the Water God Likes to Bring Condoms!" " was changed to " Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of the Society's Death, the Water God Likes to Carry a Little Umbrella ".

Chapter 11. Kelishi’s confinement!Paimon is ecstatic about getting rich! (3/7)

——[Ordinary live broadcast room]:

"Little leather diaper, my name is Keli, remember!"

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry, I really couldn't bear it!!!"

"The contrast is so funny!!!"

“Little Keli’s breasts are so fierce! She’s so cute!!!”

"I didn't expect that Captain Qin would also be forced to suffer!"

"Didn't Barbara do the same before? Those nuns seemed to want to prevent the punishment, so they also punished her!"

"I think Captain Qin just wanted to stop Keli!"

"Hahaha, that's really unlucky!"

"I feel like I can never look directly at Captain Qin again..."

"I just wanted to go into the office to report on my work, but now I'm smiling outside the door and don't dare to go in!"

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——[vip live broadcast room]:

[Ying: Little Leather Bag Diaper, my name is Paimon, remember! 】

[Paimon: @ying, that’s too much! ! ! 】

[Ying: Don’t you think it’s cool? ! 】

[Lin Feng: So cool! 】

[Xiaogong: So cool! 】

[Xin Yan: Very impressive! 】

[Hutao: Hahaha, this hall master is laughing so hard! 】

[Barbara: I didn’t expect that Captain Qin would also...]

[Lisa: Thanks to this live broadcast room, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to see the appearance of Captain Qin~]

[Kaia: But this may not be a bad thing. 】

[Amber: Yes, Captain Qin is usually too serious and doesn’t give himself a holiday. 】

[Amber: But this way, if I see Captain Qin in the future, my image will never go back...]

[Yura: +1. . 】

[Gan Yu: Such a terrible live broadcast room, I don’t even dare to answer...]

[Keli: Woohoo, Keli is in the solitary room again...]

[Alice: Baby, don’t cry, you were so powerful just now! 】

[Alice: You’ve done something even your mother wouldn’t dare to do~]

[Keli: Really, really? ! 】

[Captain Qin: Ms. Alice, I can see it too. 】

[Alice: Ah, cough, I almost forgot that I still have things to do, so I’m leaving now~~~~]

[Wudao: Hahaha, so why is Keli usually detained? 】

[Amber: Well, because Keli inherited Alice’s talent and has an amazing talent in making bombs...]

[Kaia: Keli is the spark knight of our Knights of the West Wind~very powerful! 】

[Paimon: Hiss——]

[Ying: No wonder it is said to be the strongest combat power in Mondstadt...]

[Xiao Gong: I see... Speaking of which, I am also often targeted by the fire brigade! 】

[Kujo Sora: Isn’t this because you often cause fires? 】

[Xiao Gong: Ahem, by the way, the answer to whether it’s time to go to Paimon has been announced! 】

[Paimon: Hum, the first two are wrong. It seems that the final winner is me, Paimon! ! ! 】

[Ying: I don’t know what the reward will be! 】

[Paimon: I hope it’s delicious!wrong!It would be nice to have lots and lots of molas! 】

[Dolly: Oh, it turns out that Paimon is also of the same mind! 】

[Dolly: If you really get rich, don’t forget to find me. I have everything you need here. Whatever goods you want, I have all the delicious ones! 】

[Hutao: We at the Rebirth Hall welcome you at any time! 】

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——[The answer to the answerer Paimon will now be announced! 】

——[Paimon, the responder, chooses A, Barbatos, the god of wind—the answer is correct, and the reward is being randomly drawn...the reward has been selected! 】

——[Paimeng draws the reward: 1000 million Mora! 】

——[Paimon has chosen to disclose the reward content! 】

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——[vip live broadcast room]:

[Paimon: Wow! ! 1000 million molas! ! ! 】

[Paimon: @ying, we’ve made a fortune! ! ! 】

[Ying: Is this what it feels like to get rich overnight? ! 】

[Paimon: Come on, let's go have a big dinner! ! ! 】

[Ying: Ahem, just say this in private. Captain Qin and the others are watching, and we even agreed to her help...]

[Paimon: Oh, oh, yes! 】

[Wutao:@Paimon, where are you?Our Shengshengtang is now buying one and getting one free, and new customers can enjoy an 80% discount. Are you interested? ! 】

[Dolly: @Paimon, do you want to come to Xumi for vacation?I must have something you like here! 】

[Paimeng: @walnut, what did you buy? 】

[Wutao: Coffins and tombstones!The business of our Rebirth Hall is mainly in the funeral industry! 】

【Paimon:......】

[Paimon: Does anyone know how to block someone in this live broadcast room? 】

[Wudao: Hey, hey, no, listen to me...]

--【Ding!It is detected that Hutao refuses to change despite repeated admonishment and frequently promotes business. He will be banned for 30S. If he does it again, he will be randomly punished! 】

--【Ding!It is detected that Dolly refuses to change despite repeated admonishment and frequently promotes business. She will be banned for 30 seconds. If she does it again, she will be randomly punished! 】】

[Barbara:......? ? ? ! 】

[Captain Qin: Sure enough...]

[Lisa: It’s really surprising. I didn’t expect that the boy in the video turned out to be Barbatos, our wind god in Mondstadt. 】

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Chapter 12. No!I do not believe!How could Lord Fengshen be so burning! (4/7)

——[vip live broadcast room]:

[Paimon: Hum, let me tell you, he is definitely not just a bard! 】

[Ying: No wonder I was able to talk to Feng Molong before. This makes it easier to explain. 】

[Barbara: No, I can’t accept it, it must be fake! 】

[Barbara: How could Master Fengshen be so...]

[Lin Feng: So burning? 】

[Nacida:......]

[Barbara: You are not allowed to say that to Master Fengshen! 】

[Kaia: It’s really surprising...]

[Diluc: As expected. 】

[Zhongli: It is said that the God of Wind in Mondstadt likes free and romantic poetry and can dance, which makes sense. 】

[Lin Feng: Mr. Zhongli’s analysis makes sense! 】

[Keqing: Suddenly I feel that our Yanwang Emperor in Liyue is not that bad...]

[Ningguang: Since Fengshen is in the live broadcast room, does it mean that our Rock King Emperor is actually hiding here? 】

[Zhongli: In terms of universal rationality, it is indeed very possible. 】

[Nilu: Then our little Mr. Lucky Grass King of Sumeru will also be there? 】

[Nacida: I saw General Thunderbolt also spoke before, so he might be there too! 】

[Kujo Sora: Our Lord General is not as frivolous as Fengshen! 】

[Shadow: Indeed. 】

[Yatae Shenzi: Ouch, tsk tsk tsk~~~]

[Captain Qin: @Barbara, this video is just a second creation, so it is not the real Master Fengshen! 】

[Alice: @Wendy, Master Fengshen, don’t you come out to appease your devout believers? 】

[Wendy: Ahem, Captain Qin is right, this is just a second creation, it’s really not me! 】

[Barbara: Ah, Master Fengshen, I’m sorry. Barbara was too excited. I’m sorry! 】

[Barbara: Please punish Barbara!I did not do it on purpose! ! 】

[Barbara: This is the first time I have been so close to Master Fengshen! 】

[Wendy: Don’t worry, I’m not angry~]

[Ms.: Humph, it’s just an incompetent god. What’s there to believe in? 】

[Ms.: Only Her Majesty the Queen is worthy of our following! 】

[Master: +1! 】

[Lin Feng: Your confidence really shines! 】

【Nacida: Pfft~】

[Skicker: Hahaha! 】

[Master: The memory of the dead is attacking me again! 】

[Kaia: Seize the bamboo shoots! 】

[Mona: @林峰, well said! 】

[Funina: Happy! @林峰, yes, you are very interesting! 】

【Wendy: Hey~】

[Alice: Hahaha~~~]

[Ms.: @林峰, don’t let me find you! 】

[Lin Feng: Ah, this lady, I am praising you for your confidence! 】