Genshin Impact: The Second Creation of the Society’s Death, the Water God Likes to Bring a Little Um

[Mona: It can only be said that Hu Tao is too sensitive now. 】

[Kamizato Ayaka: +1. 】

[Ying: Laughing to death, Hutao breaks through the defense in one second! 】

[Xiang Ling: Hahaha~]

[Xiao Gong: Fortunately, I don’t have such troubles! 】

【walnut:? ? ? 】

[Alice: Pfft, Xiao Gong, you’re starting to learn bad things too! 】

[Ying: @小宫, here, let me see your strength? 】

[Lin Feng: 6. 】

..........

——[Live broadcast screen]:

I saw Zhongli and Navilette walking into the opera house very quickly,

Came to the aisle of the audience seats,

below,

A quarrel came from the center of the stage of the opera house——

It was the water goddess Funina and Hu Tao who were having a fierce confrontation!

And getting more and more excited!

Funina was the first to shout:

"My Inquisitor is very good at fighting! He can kill the young master in one move!"

Hu Tao: "My guest can do it too!"

Funina: "When my judge cries, it rains in Fontaine!"

Hu Tao: "Whenever my guest starts to cry, Liyue will drop pebbles!"

Funina: "My inquisitor won't laugh!"

Hu Tao: "My guest won't laugh either!"

Funina: "My inquisitor can drink a lake of water in one meal!"

Hu Tao: "My guest never pays for meals when he goes out!"

Fu Nina: "My judge dares to eat the intestines of the nine-turn defense!"

Hu Tao: "My guest also dares!!!"

"Master, I really don't dare to do this!!!"

Just at this time,

Zhongli suddenly shouted to them in time.

..

——[Ordinary live broadcast room]:

"Pfft hahaha!!!!"

"This is a tasteful video, Zhuo!!!"

"I was eating just now!!!"

"It made me laugh so hard, I just squirted all over my dad's face!"

“Have a nice trip upstairs!”

"Hahahaha, this Lord Water God and Hu Tao are like seven-year-old children!"

"Young Master was whipped to death again!!"

"But why is it that Villette is crying and it rains in Fontaine?"

"And can Liyue really know how to throw stones???"

"This is obviously just made up!"

"If this were true, wouldn't everyone in Liyue be crushed to death!"

"Indeed, this reply made my guts come out after nine turns!"

"General Thunder and Lightning was whipped to death again!!!"

"I don't quite agree with the lack of skirmishers!"

"I wonder how the skirmishers are doing now??"

"I saw him sinking to the bottom of the sea before and no one fished him out. I'm afraid it's too cold!"

"Harm, who cares about him!"

"What did you say?"

"Some people are alive, but they are dead!"

"Even if the skirmisher is still alive, do you think he still has the nerve to come out?"

"really!"

......

——[vip live broadcast room]:

【Navilet:......】

【Zhongli:......】

[Shadow: Is that the dish I made...? 】

[Yale Shenzi: @影, you can be more confident~]

[Wendy: Hey~~~]

[Nine Journeys: ...]

[Master: I was whipped to death again. . . 】

[Ms.: Haha, it’s a pity that the skirmishers don’t dare to come out. 】

[Puppet: +1~]

[Servant: +1~]

[Ying: Hahahaha! ! ! ! 】

[Wutao: Hahahaha! ! ! ! 】

[Funina: Hahaha! ! ! 】

[Xiang Ling: I laughed so hard! ! ! 】

[Lin Feng: Laughing so hard, it seems like Hutao and Mr. Water God are quarreling, but the ones who stabbed are Mr. Villette and Mr. Zhongli! 】

[Ying: Not only that, the skirmishers, the young master, and the general thunder and lightning all stabbed him, hahaha! 】

[Hutao: Zhongli, don’t blame me! 】

[Hutao: I only know that you don’t dare! 】

[Keqing: Hahaha, I'm sorry Mr. Zhongli, I really can't hold myself any longer. 】

[Ning Guang: Pfft~~]

[Xiang Ling: The last sentence Mr. Zhong Li yelled, "Master, I don't dare!" really made me laugh out loud! ! 】

[Yun Jin: Hahaha, Mr. Zhongli has always given me a very stable impression. The contrast in the scene just now was really big! 】

[Gan Yu: Pfft~~~]

[Yanfei: It’s really funny! 】

[Paimon: +1! 】

[Qi Liangliang: +1! 】

[Kamizato Ayaka: +1! 】

[Nilu: +1! 】

[Ke Lai: +1! 】

[Yura: +1! 】

[Mona: Hahaha, but what I care more about is, how much of what Lord Water God and Hu Tao said is true? 】

[Young Master: I know you want to say that the first one is true, so I’ll take the initiative to admit it. . . 】

[Ying: Haha, the young master is very self-conscious! 】

.........

--【Please note! 】

——[Now let’s enter the Q&A session! 】

——[Zhongli and Navilette will be banned from this Q&A session! 】

——[Because the previous wartime question and answer session took up a lot of answering rights! 】

——[This Q&A will increase the right to answer questions! 】

——[The right to answer is open to: 10! 】

——[Only for the first question! 】

——[The person answering the question will be banned and enter the Q&A space! 】

——[The first question will be announced now! 】

——[Question [-]: In the conversation between two children arguing about "father", which of them are true? (Multiple choice questions)]

[A. That Villette can kill you in seconds! 】

[B. Zhongli can kill you in seconds! 】

[C. That Villette is crying, it will rain in Fontaine! 】

[D. When Zhongli cries, Liyue will throw pebbles! 】

[E. That Villette can’t laugh! 】

[F. Zhongli doesn’t know how to laugh! 】

[F. That Villette can drink a lake of water in one meal! 】

[G. Zhongli never pays for meals when he goes out! 】

[H. That Villette dares to eat the nine-turn large intestine! 】

[I. Zhongli dares to eat the nine-turn large intestine! 】

[Now enter the Q&A session! 】

[The answering list will be announced in 30 seconds! 】

【Everyone can answer questions! 】

..........

——[Ordinary live broadcast room]:

"Oh my God, there are actually 10 places available this time!!!"

"What's the difference between this and three?"

"You don't think you can get it, do you?"

"Ouch, stop talking, you've broken the defense!"

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