I'm just an Internet cafe owner

And what about Xu Xian?With the help of Brother Monkey combined with the teachings of the old master of Huasheng Temple in the game, it can be said that it is the completion of Buddhism.Not only Buddhism, but also medical skills have grown to a level that needs to be looked up to.

No, when Bai Suzhen is pregnant and raising her fetus, Xu Xian's treatment will be completely free.

According to Xu Xian: "Isn't this to accumulate some merit for the wife and the child in her belly?"

Bai Suzhen did not stop Xu Xian's actions. Although Xiaoqing was very angry, she could not do anything.

Today, Xu Xian went to the Internet cafe with Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha to catch a baby and do a daily routine before returning home.

"Madam~ Madam, I'm back!"

"It's my husband."

When Bai Suzhen saw Xu Xian with a smile on her face, she couldn't help but put a smile on her face.

"Did your husband do anything happy today?"

Hearing his wife's inquiry, Xu Xian happily introduced: "There are many happy things today. Today I went to Huaguo Mountain and Underworld to catch babies with the Monkey King Qitian, the True Lord Erlang Xiansheng, and the Third Prince Nezha. .You don’t know that the demons and monsters in the underworld are so powerful. Even Nezha accidentally overturned his car. Thanks to your husband-in-law and my medical skills, otherwise the baby Nezha wanted would have run away~"

Xu Xian's story made Bai Suzhen smile knowingly. How could his husband play with Erlang Xian Sheng Zhenjun, Dou Zhan Buddha, and Nezha the Third Prince?Then what else does she, an immortal, need to cultivate? Can't she just ask Xu Xian to beg for help?

And what about Xu Xian?Since he went to the Internet cafe, he basically told his daily experiences, but unfortunately his wife didn't believe him!This led to Bai Suzhen listening to her husband telling stories every day. What about her?Chime in with a few words, listen to it, and record the interesting places sometimes.

After all, this kind of thing sounds fake no matter how you sound, right?Bai Suzhen was able to meet Master Guanyin because she had done good deeds. How could her husband meet these special beings who only heard rumors about her?

After saying this, Xu Xian saw that it was getting late and said hurriedly: "Madam, you have a rest today. I learned a few tricks from a chef called Xiao Dangjia and will give you a show today."

Bai Suzhen: "Ms. sir, no need. I'm just pregnant, not..."

As soon as she was about to get up, Xu Xian pushed Bai Suzhen back: "Now you listen to me and have a good rest. When you have a good rest after giving birth, you can cook for me when you are free. Leave the rest to me." .”

"But where my sister is..."

Xu Xian smiled: "This will make you feel more at ease. My sister and brother-in-law will definitely give up the idea of ​​letting you cook after they eat the food I cook. Just take a look."

"This…"

Bai Suzhen saw her husband's firm eyes, and finally nodded in agreement.

At this time, Bai Suzhen didn't have the so-called wait of a thousand years. Under the guidance of Guanyin, she prepared to collect the most sacred objects of love in the world. But who would have thought that the word love is so mysterious that she could actually fall in love with this dull scholar and... Pregnant with a son.

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When thinking about the possible future, Bai Suzhen's expression became a little bad.Although the current laws of heaven do not prohibit humans and monsters from falling in love, there are many people like Fa Hai who have conquered and eliminated demons.

However, most people would give Bai Suzhen three points of disdain. After all, Bai Suzhen has never harmed anyone. As for being emotional?Some Taoist priests are too lazy to care.Taoist priests are in charge of man-eating monsters, so why should people like Bai Suzhen be in charge if they don't care about them?

It's just that Fa Haixian's balls ached and his thoughts were unclear, and he always wanted to take Bai Suzhen away.As for what he thought and why he thought so, only Buddha knows.

In the kitchen, Xu Xian is studying what to make today.

"These are some ingredients purchased from the Internet cafe. Make some chicken and fish to replenish the body of the lady, and then make some rainbow porridge! Fortunately, those seniors have developed fool-proof cooking methods, otherwise I can't! Make delicious food for my wife."

Xu Xian was chatting while cooking in the kitchen. It could be seen that he was in a very good mood.To be precise, seeing his wife happy every day makes Xu Xian's heart break!It's as sweet as drinking honey.

As for the power gained by Internet cafes?He didn't use this power for evil, he just worked harder to cure more people's diseases.For those whose families are in difficulty, we will help as much as possible.

As for the money issue?It's really not a problem for Xu Xian.When he returned to his own world, one of the three monkey hairs once acted on his own and went to heaven to ask for some old flat peaches and asked Xu Xian to take them and sell them. Not to mention getting rich, he would go online and buy some food and drinks in the future. I don’t have to worry about things anymore.

Xu Xian himself doesn't have any big ambitions, as long as he and his wife can be at peace with each other.But if Fahai came to cause trouble, he wouldn't mind letting Fahai see his understanding of Buddhism.

To be honest, after learning from the old host in the game, learning from Sun Wukong outside the game, and having Yang Jian and Nezha solve the puzzles to a certain extent, Xu Xian feels that his understanding of Buddhism should be a little better than Fahai?

"That's right~"

Xu Xian stopped cooking and found that Xiao Qing had been peeping at him outside the door.

"Forget it, just listen to it! These things are not secrets. Whether it is the boss or the great sage, they all say that they can be told to the outside world."

It's just because this kind of experience is so outrageous that most people can't believe it, even those with some ability can't believe it.

After hearing this, Xiaoqing had only one feeling: Xu Xian was crazy.

In the hall, Bai Suzhen was making clothes for the child who was about to be born, and at this moment Xiaoqing walked into the room.

"Sister! Something bad has happened! Xu Xian seems to be crazy."

Listening to Xiaoqing's words and looking at her exaggerated expression, Bai Suzhen chuckled and said, "You! You just like to think wildly. I think my husband is doing well now~"

"Sister~"

Xiaoqing wanted to say something else, but before she could say anything, she heard the sound of tapping a wooden fish.

"Damn it! It must be that guy Fa Hai!!!"

Xiaoqing stood up and prepared to trouble Fahai, but she was stopped.

"He's just trying to lure us out. Don't pay attention. Just stay at home."

"Damn it!"

Since it is her sister's request, Xiaoqing will implement it very well and will not go out unless she says it.Besides, it was just a broken wooden fish. To Xiao Qing, it was just a noise, so he could tolerate it and get over it.

She could bear it, but Xu Xian couldn't.He is not someone who likes to make trouble. He has not seen Fahai since he came to the Internet cafe, so he has not asked Fahai to reason.

Now when he heard Fa Hai knocking on the wooden fish at his door, Xu Xian wanted to have a good talk with him about what he said this time, and at the same time have a good chat with him about some things.

Fahai, a monk, has only one thing on his mind since he met Bai Suzhen and discovered that she was combined with a human being, which is to take Bai Suzhen away.As for Bai Suzhen being instructed by Master Guanyin?He even said that even Guanyin himself didn't care about this matter and he chose to ignore it.

As for whether he is jealous or really wants to protect the Three Realms, that is just his own idea. Who knows his true thoughts?

Anyway, today he continued to knock wooden fish around Xu Xian's house. Although he couldn't hurt Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, it was worth it if he could disgust them.

But when he was walking, he found that Xu Xian stopped him.

"Donor Xu, what's the matter? Have you figured out how to conquer the two snake spirits Bai and Qing?"

Hearing Fa Hai's question, Xu Xian shook his head: "No, I just see that your Dharma is profound, Master, and I want to communicate with you."

These words made Fahai couldn't help but nod his head: "If Donor Xu really has any doubts, I would be happy to answer them for you, Donor."

In Fahai's view, this is progress. As long as Xu Xian is willing to communicate with him, then convincing him or even brainwashing him to help him capture the white and green snake demons, isn't it easy to catch them?

Xu Xian was the first to speak: "Actually, I have always had some doubts. Whether a human or a demon, they are all born from mothers. The difference is that humans are born from human mothers, and demons are born from demon mothers. So if a human is pregnant with If the demon has the heart of a human, then is this person considered a demon or a human? If the demon has the heart of a human, then is this demon a human or a demon?"

Fahai frowned and scolded: "A demon is a demon, and a human is a human!"

After hearing this, Xu Xian continued: "If you say so, I have to mention Nuwa. Nuwa is a human body with a snake tail.

In your opinion, is she a human or a demon?The descendants of Nuwa also have human bodies and snake tails, so are they humans or demons? "

Fahai: "You!!!"

At this moment, Fa Hai didn't dare to open his mouth, because there was a voice in the dark telling him to be careful.When it comes to these things, the punishment for talking nonsense may be more serious than losing all your magic power.

Seeing that Fahai remained silent, Xu Xian continued: "Thousands of years ago, Erlang Shen split the mountain to save his mother, and hundreds of years ago, Agarwood split the mountain and changed the rules of heaven. Since then, whether they are human beings, human demons or human immortals, they can fall in love, just born Future generations cannot practice cultivation, so if the rules of heaven allow free love, I wonder why you want to stop us, master?"

Hearing these words, Fa Hai was completely stunned: "Why do you know this?"

Xu Xian: "Why I know this is not important, master. I just want to know which heavenly rule my wife violated and which heavenly rule she violated. If you said disrupting the order of the three realms, then I would laugh. The order of the underworld is life and death. Reincarnation, the order in heaven is the rules of heaven, and the order in this world is laws and regulations, so is there any law that stipulates that humans and demons are not allowed to fall in love?"

Fahai was silent. He clenched his fists and wanted to say something, but nothing could be said.

But Xu Xian didn't stop at all. The most important thing he learned from studying with the big guys these days was to convince people with reason. Especially in this background of cultivating immortals, no matter how weak the other party is, you cannot kill the other party at will. You must make the other party understand. What makes sense.

It’s just that whether this principle is expressed in words or fists depends on the actual situation.Since Fahai was just making noise around his house, Xu Xian decided to reason with him.

If it were before, Xu Xian wouldn't be able to explain anything, but after entering the Internet cafe, he learned about various myths and also knew that Xu Xian was very courageous after many things happened in his own world.

I saw Xu Xian continue to speak: "Since my wife has transformed into a human form, she must abide by the laws of the world. If my wife is guilty, you can go to the government, and you can assist the government in arresting my wife. But unfortunately, my wife Not only is he not guilty, he is also a good person. If it is forbidden between heaven and earth for humans and monsters to fall in love, then you go to find the rules of heaven. If there are rules of heaven, I, Xu Xian, am willing to separate from my wife."

"If you are a master and you want to suppress my wife because of your obsession, then don't blame me for reporting you to the officials. On the contrary, my wife and I had an upright wedding, and it was even recognized by the government. In heaven, Yue Lao is the leader. We match up and prove that our love is reasonable. Then I want to ask Master Fahai, why are you always obsessed with my wife being a demon? Obsessed that we can't be together? No way? No way? The famous Master Fahai won't Are you emotional? You're not trying to break up my wife and I because you're jealous of me, right?"

Xu Xian's nagging little mouth was like a machine gun, and Fahai didn't know how to refute what he said.refute?How to refute?Many things were established facts and he could not refute them at all.

Therefore, Fahai could only keep saying words like: "A demon is a demon, a human is a human, and humans and demons cannot be together!"

How do you say this?When he first heard it, Xu Xian was a little scared, but after hanging out with the big guys and explaining how to use the rules regularly, he was no longer afraid.

If you have the ability, do it. According to the Great Sage, the world in which you live has a fighting Buddha. After seeing the three monkey hairs of the Great Sage, he will naturally know the cause and effect.

It is just a love between a little demon who is about to become an immortal and a mortal, and it will not affect the movement of heaven and earth. The beauty of fighting and defeating the Buddha will naturally be willing to become an adult.Of course, even the victorious Buddha in this world will not do anything, just watch.But this is incredible to see. This is equivalent to having a big boss take sides.

After all, this world is so big, and the karma caused by Xu Xian's contact with the gods in other worlds will naturally be known to these gods in this world.

Just like Erlang Shen, his attitude after finding out was that he didn't care.It doesn't violate the rules of heaven, just play whatever you want.As for where is this world?He was still wondering if Xu Xian would cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace. If he would cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, why would he help?

There has been no fun in this world for hundreds of years.Originally, the incident between Xu Xian, Bai Suzhen and Fa Hai was not fun at all for the guys in Tiantian. It was even said that the fun was over before they even discovered it.

Now Xu Xian's appearance and his tainted cause and effect can directly make everyone watch the live broadcast for fun, so naturally they want to take a look~ Although they won't help, but again, when these gods start to pay attention to this matter, The nature of the matter has changed.

And Xu Xian is also very unreasonable. At first he only talked about rules, but now he started to talk about Buddhism.

When it comes to Buddhism, Fa Hai can't do it, not only because Xu Xian played with Huasheng Temple, but also because he directly asked Sun Wukong for help when he met Fa Hai.And what about Sun Wukong?Squatting directly next to Tathagata, Xu Xian asked Tathagata whatever he asked, and the answer must have left Fa Hai speechless.

When it comes to law, Xu Xian has already recorded all the rules of heaven, human laws, and the rules of the underworld in his world. How could Fahai say anything to Xu Xian?

Chapter 6 Xu Xian: "Come! Fahai, study with me"

"I!!"

"you!!"

"This…"

Fahai wanted to retort, but couldn't say anything.And what about Xu Xian?From the beginning of speaking, give various examples.

For example, after a demon becomes a human, it retains some of its characteristics, and its body structure is that of a human being.

The children who come out are also human beings. If they can cry, laugh, and jump high, does that count as a human being?

People loot homes, pollute the environment, and set mountains on fire. Even if their physical structure is human, is their spirit a demon?

There are too many worlds connected to the Internet cafe. If you grab some cases from any world and process them a little, Fa Hai will be speechless.How to refute?There's no way to argue with that.

Whether it is Buddhism that saves oneself or saves the world, Xu Xian cannot refute it. With outside help, Fa Hai can tell Xu Xian is a ghost.

No, Xu Xian continued to babble, but Fahai couldn't help it.

"enough!!!"

Xu Xian: "Why is it enough? You haven't answered my question from beginning to end. Since you can't answer, let me answer what is human nature, what is Buddhism, and what is the truth in this world. The so-called human nature!"

"Enough! Enough! Enough!"

Xu Xian: "How is this possible? I think your understanding of human nature and Buddhism is not thorough enough, so I deliberately tell you what I know. If you think what I said is wrong, you can communicate with me and tell your story Thoughts. Don’t worry, I respect individual thoughts. No matter how you view it, I will listen carefully and communicate with you based on the conflict between my perceptions and yours.”

Before Xu Xian finished speaking, Fahai went completely berserk.His mana surrounded him, and under the influence of the powerful mana, the air around him seemed to become much heavier.

Seeing this scene, Xu Xian didn't stop talking: "I said you, a monk, I don't communicate with you, you knock and talk around my house. I come out to communicate with you, but you want to follow me Do you use your hands and feet? Did you say that what you studied was Buddhism? You didn’t learn Buddhism without any brains and you learned it yourself? It doesn’t matter. I have met some people like you. Let’s have a good exchange today. Tell me your confusion and tell me my opinion..."

This time, Fahai really took action.Fa Hai used his magic power on Xu Xian.Faced with Fahai's unreasonable behavior, Xu Xian was a little annoyed.The clay figurine is still very angry. He Xu Xian neither steals nor robs, nor does he use other world powers to do evil.

He even said that in order to keep more people alive, he obtained ordinary grains with extremely high yields and learned some medical skills.Although studying medicine can't save the world, Xu Xian doesn't have that big ambition, let alone that many ideas. He just wants to be down-to-earth and use his medical skills to help everyone. As for changing the world?

He believed that such capable people would be born in his world in the future, and he would naturally help if he could. The rest of the time, he just wanted to be a free couple with his wife.

But if Fahai doesn't talk to him properly, he still wants to beat someone?Although his current Xu Xian is also a weak scholar, the old master specially said something to him when he was studying in Huasheng Temple.

"Xu Xian! Remember, our Huasheng Temple treats people, saves people, and promotes Buddhism with people who can communicate normally. If you encounter someone who beats you when you meet, you must give him a slap in the face and let him know that even if he is The lay disciples of Huasheng Temple are not easy to mess with either."

Even in Fantasy Westward Journey, whether the players want to get married or not, the old host will give them everything they have.

According to the attitude of the old host in the game: "I teach you skills not because of your special status, but because you can spread the Dharma and the techniques of healing and saving people and help more people."

After Xu Xian studied more deeply, he found that Buddhist thought was not as narrow as imagined, but some people who had the power to interpret it over-interpreted it, and even created such mysterious things for the sake of so-called incense.

Whether it is Buddhism, Taoism or Confucianism, in Xu Xian's opinion, they all talk about the truth of the world. Although they are different from each other, as ordinary people, they can learn from each other.

Just like gods, useless gods can die, while useful gods stay.

Looking at Fahai who had already taken action, Xu Xian wanted to say a few more words.But before he could speak, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing blocked Fahai's attack at the same time.

"Fahai! What are you going to do to my husband?"

"Fahai! You just keep knocking here every day, but you still want to hurt your brother-in-law today?"

Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing were chatting in the room. Xiaoqing was talking about Xu Xian, while Bai Suzhen was laughing while knitting clothes for her future child.

how to say?Although Xiaoqing always said that Xu Xian was not, it was not against his personality. She just thought that he was a bit soft-tempered. At the same time, she always felt that her sister and Xu Xian, a scholar's biological sister, were a bit unwilling to suffer a disadvantage.

But this is ultimately because the younger sister is jealous and the elder sister always stares at her brother-in-law and checks her presence from time to time.But someone really wants to bully my brother-in-law?Xiao Qing just wanted to give her sister a good show for her sake.

However, she was a little impressed by Xu Xian today. He was able to make this guy Fahai anxious, but he did have two brushes.

As for Fa Hai himself?Xiaoqing may not be able to solve it alone, but Bai Suzhen has a thousand years of Taoism and has received guidance from Master Guanyin. Although her magic power has dropped a lot due to pregnancy, she is still more than enough to deal with Fahai.