Master Fu Xuan also wants to kill me today!

"In addition, we encountered this completely unexplainable situation when we came to Luofu Immortal Boat, because as far as I know, Jing Keqing of Taibo Division was notified by Shence Mansion to all Yunqi troops because of his special status. It is impossible There is a situation of not knowing him.”

"So there is only one possibility." Topa looked up at the sky.

Ji Zi continued: "The world has changed."

Chapter 182: Teasing is an instinct

When the bright light gradually faded, Jing Qing looked around in confusion.

The reason was that after he sent Master Fu Xuan to work, he remembered that the 'Dimensional Item Box' was refreshed every day, and he had obtained a brand new rare item.

It is worth mentioning that not all the rare items that Jing Qing obtains every day are useful. Some of the deceptive rare items that are only for users have been placed on the first floor of the Hall of Rebirth by Jing Qing. At that time, a new counter can be opened to sell them. Sell ​​these rare items produced by Tianzun.

Closer to home, Jingqing's acquisition of the rare object this time looks a bit like a dice in the simulated universe that can reacquire rare objects. However, before Jingqing could see its name and effect clearly, it was automatically triggered, bursting out with a burst of dazzling light, and There was a buzzing sound that made people feel headache.

"Golden light." Jing Qing thought thoughtfully.

This does not seem to belong to the category of first-, second- and third-level rare objects. Is it a zero-level rare object, a golden legend?

At most, Jing Qing has only obtained pseudo-star-god-level wonders. The standard for zero-level wonders is to affect the world, so is it a true star-god-level wonder?

It's just that the rare items produced by the dimensional item box should not exceed the level of the item box itself. Is there a BUG?

Jingqing looked around to see if there were any strange effects.

It didn't matter at this glance, he immediately discovered something unusual. He was still in Master Fu Xuan's room, but this was not the room in the Hall of Purity, but the real estate of Fu Xuan's Xinghe Mansion.

Jingqing walked to the window and took a look outside. It was already nighttime in the simulated sky.

"So I traveled through time?" Jingqing thought to himself as he changed the location and went directly from day to night.

This is obviously a time-travel effect, which can barely be regarded as affecting the world.

Jing Qing was thinking, but at this moment, his hearing was keenly aware of the footsteps coming from outside the house.

This is... Mr. Fu Xuan has returned home from get off work?

Jing Qing thought it was reliable. If he traveled through time, it would obviously be too late for him to pick up Fu Xuan. If he hadn't picked him up, Fu Xuan would most likely go back to his home.

So her footsteps were so rapid at the moment, she was obviously sulking.

Yes, after spending a long time with Fu Xuan, Jing Qing could judge the mood of the tsundere from the sound of his footsteps.

The situation is a little bad now... Jing Qing thought to himself.

If Lord Fu Xuan is unhappy, he has to be coaxed, otherwise he will have to pay the price after she adds a certain number of notes in the grudge book.

So Jingqing was thinking about how to make Lord Fu Xuan happy.

But this is not difficult for Jingqing. Although Master Fu Xuan is arrogant, he is actually very easy to coax, and he unexpectedly likes to have a little fun, so Jingqing considers starting from this aspect.

When the footsteps were extremely close, Jing Qing did not hesitate. He took out the original props from the system backpack, the only remaining invisibility sticker, and patted it on his body, directly entering the perfect invisibility state.

It just so happened that the door of the room was pushed open at this time, and Fu Xuan in work clothes walked in.

His expression was a bit gloomy, and just by looking at Fu Xuan in this state, Qing Que would not dare to have the slightest intention of fishing.

After closing the door, Fu Xuan's dissatisfaction seemed to have finally reached its limit, and it burst out after returning to his private space.

She stamped her feet and cursed in a low voice, a little madly: "Bad guy, bad guy, bad guy, that bad guy!"

Um……?

Jing Qing was startled when he heard this. He thought to himself that Mr. Fu Xuan's tone today was so soft and weak. Was he scolding or coquettish?

Could it be that Lord Fu Xuan always curses like this in private?

Jing Qing recalled the time when she was getting along with Fu Xuan. When she was angry, she would just start using Xianzhou's vulgar words. She couldn't be said to be very qualified.

This is too cute... Jing Qing felt that he had discovered a new side of Fu Xuan, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

But at this moment, Fu Xuan over there suddenly frowned and said "Huh".

She didn't know if it was her imagination, but she always felt like there was someone hiding in her room.

But this thought was suppressed by Fu Xuan's rationality the moment it appeared. After all, this was the boundary of blessed land. Without her permission, not even Jing Yuan could come in.

However, her thoughts were always chaotic. The more Fu Xuan thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong, which made her more and more suspicious.

So the next moment, Fu Xuan decisively chose to follow the heart, and the Dharma Eyes on her forehead bloomed with light. As she formed a Dharma Seal with her hands, a purple-pink halo of light spread like ripples to the entire space in the room.

As the ripples echoed for several times, Fu Xuan didn't notice any abnormalities. Her trust in the Dharma Eye was unparalleled, so she suppressed the strange feeling in her heart.

"Forget it, we'll settle the score with him tomorrow!" Fu Xuan sighed lightly, then scratched his head and walked to the bathroom.

During this period, Fu Xuan's clothes automatically untied and slipped off his body. When he walked to the bathroom door, there were already clothes left on the floor.

Jing Qing couldn't help but secretly sigh when he saw this, thinking that Master Fu Xuan was still so sloppy. He remembered the time before he first met Fu Xuan. When he woke up, the messy room directly triggered his obsessive-compulsive disorder, so that Jing Qing Want to help clean up.

To be honest, Jing Qing also felt obsessive-compulsive at this time and wanted to follow Fu Xuan and pick up the clothes she had thrown on the ground one by one.

But that would easily expose his presence, and Master Fu Xuan entered the bathroom and would close the door later, so he wouldn't be able to sneak in.

So Jingqing resisted his impulse and followed Fu Xuan into the bathroom. Because he was invisible, Jingqing could remain invisible.

After entering the bathroom, Fu Xuan filled the bathtub with water, and then planned to wash his hair and body first.

Fu Xuan, who was in a state of dispersion, was still standing in front of a full-length mirror. There was a scale on the ground, and she carefully stepped on it.

Because Fu Xuan likes to eat sweets, and she is extremely sensitive to her weight, she pays great attention to her weight gain and practices restraint in her daily life. After Jing Qing discovered this, she teased Fu Xuan with desserts, which offended her. It's uncomfortable, but in the end Master Fu Xuan will usually fall into a situation of self-destruction and snatch Jing Qing's dessert away and eat it.

If she weighed herself at night and found that her weight was increasing even a little bit, she would get into a state of embarrassment and anger, and then beat up Jingqing to vent her anger, regardless of Jingqing's excuse that it was just a fluctuation in metabolism.

At this moment, Fu Xuan took a deep breath before deciding to check the scale. This look meant that she must have indulged in some indulgence today.

Maybe it was because she was alone, so she was relatively restrained today. If Jing Qing was present, she would have to use her power to make her weight lighter, which is a deceptive operation.

So Jing Qing suddenly had an idea. He stood behind Fu Xuan and gently stretched his feet to add a number to her name.

So the next second when Fu Xuan saw the number on the scale, she first exclaimed "Oh my God", and then almost fainted without her eyes turning black.

She just ate one more ice cream, so her weight wouldn't increase by 10kg! ?

So much so that Fu Xuan's exclamations turned into "immortal boat foul language".

"The scale must be broken."

This was the first thought in Fu Xuan's mind, so she jumped off the scale again and stood up again.

But the weight shown on the scale is accurate.

"..." Fu Xuan didn't know what to say for a moment. She only had one thought in her mind, and that was 'impossible, absolutely impossible! '.

So Fu Xuan jumped off the scale again and found something to test the quality of the scale, but the result made her silent. There was nothing wrong with the scale.

But how could Fu Xuan accept it?

So she insisted on repeating the weighing several times.

When reality is shown several times in a row, you have to believe in reality no matter how nonsense it is.

And just after Fu Xuan's last attempt to almost give up on herself, Fu Xuan's expression froze because the number on the scale decreased and returned to her normal level.

"..." Fu Xuan fell into silence upon seeing this. After a while, her expression became a little distorted, and she said angrily: "That bad guy Jing Yuan bullied me, and you bully also bullied me, Xianzhou said foul words!"

Hiss... Jing Qing, who was behind Fu Xuan, couldn't help but take a breath when he heard this. He realized that he had misunderstood. The reason why Master Fu Xuan was angry was not him, but someone else?

But Jing Qing felt that General Jing Yuan would not have the guts to bully Fu Taibu now, and it was not too late to coax her.

So there is only one truth, and that is that Fu Xuan suddenly suffered from a serious illness and wanted to kick Jing Yuan's ass away from the general throne so that he could ascend to the throne. This was an old habit.

At this time, Jing Qing no longer felt any burden for his prank.

After all, he, Jing Mou, is not a heartless fun-loving person, and he will also have some uneasy conscience when doing things.

At this moment, Fu Xuan was so angry that she raised her little foot as if she wanted to crush it directly on the scale that was pulling her. But before that, she calmed down, took a deep breath, and turned to the shower area to get ready. Rinse yourself.

Although Fu Xuan was not wearing any clothes at the moment, there was nothing new between Jing Qing and her. There was just a familiarity between an old couple, so Jing Qing didn't pay much attention to Fu Xuan's body.

He stared at Fu Xuan's long hair that was wet with water. At this moment, the girl had already applied shampoo and made many bubbles.

When Jing Qing saw this, an idea suddenly came to his mind, so he silently walked behind Fu Xuan, taking advantage of the gap between Fu Xuan's hands to pour some more shampoo on her.

After a while, Fu Xuan, who closed his eyes tightly, suddenly felt something was wrong.

what happened?Fu Xuan was a little confused, was it an illusion?Why does she feel that the more foam is on her head, the more she washes it?

But at first she didn't take it seriously, thinking it was because she poured too much just now, but after being rinsed with water, Fu Xuan still felt that there were more and more bubbles, and she was like a little girl in this regard. When washing her hair I dare not open my eyes for fear of foam getting into my eyes.

So Fu Xuan still didn't believe in evil and rubbed her long hair vigorously against the water. At this moment, no matter how slow she was, she finally realized that this was not an illusion.

"Damn it, is this shampoo so effective?" Fu Xuan cursed softly, because this bottle of shampoo was a new one she had just replenished and she had not used it before.

So she still didn't realize that someone was teasing her and attributed all this to other factors.

So she got into the trap. She didn't believe that a limited-quality shampoo could give her infinite foam.

This back and forth lasted for 5 minutes, so much so that Fu Xuan was a little out of breath. He held his hands on the wall in front of him and gasped hard.

Jingqing naturally knew the girl's psychological journey. If he continued teasing her, she would probably be angry for three to five days when she found out that he was teasing her.

So Jingqing decided to give up when things were good.

As for Fu Xuan, she was ready to use other methods to remove the foam, but after a while, she suddenly noticed that the foam on her hair gradually disappeared.

"..." Fu Xuan's expression was stunned, and then she suddenly became even more angry.

Now not only Jingyuan, but also the scale and even a bottle of shampoo are bullying her?Xianzhou's foul language, do you think she, Fu Xuan, is some small fish or shrimp? ?

Fu Xuan wiped his face hard, opened his eyes, took the bottle of shampoo and stared at it for a while. He thought to himself, this shampoo looks very ordinary. How could it have such an effect that is inconsistent with the conservation of energy? ?

Because Jing Qing was not using her shampoo, the amount of shampoo in Fu Xuan's hand did not decrease.

Fu Xuan subconsciously wanted to throw the shampoo into the trash can, but she paused before that. Then the next second she applied some more shampoo to her head, but this time there was no interference from Jing Qing. The foam rinses away quickly.

But at this time, Fu Xuan was completely stunned.

She thought of all the anomalies and shouted "dang it" several times. She must have really seen a ghost! ?

Of course, it is impossible for a master of metaphysics like Fu Xuan to be afraid of ghosts, but what she is afraid of is the incomprehensible situation, which to her is a kind of ghost.

Fu Xuan's Dharma Eyes bloomed on his forehead, and he assumed a posture, holding a brilliant talisman between his fingers, and looked at the empty bathroom with a wary expression.

She shouted sternly: "You are so bold. You dare to play tricks on me. You don't take me seriously at all. How can you be such a monster!?"

But Fu Xuan's methods had no effect. She tried every means and failed to detect any other presence in the bathroom, so she was the only one in the bathroom.

"Maybe I'm too tired." Fu Xuan thought in his mind.

Then she pulled a towel, wrapped her hair, and got into the bathtub. She leaned on the edge of the bathtub, looked up at the ceiling, and didn't know what to think about.

Jing Qing was looking at Fu Xuan next to the bathtub, and his expression was a little strange at this time.

I always feel that Master Fu Xuan is so weird today. Normally, when a situation arises that she cannot understand, she would blame it on herself, but today she just accepts it.

Jing Qing thought about reaching out his hand to poke Fu Xuan's cheek. He was a little tired of playing with it.

But at this moment, his wrist was accurately grasped by Fu Xuan.

At this moment, both Jing Qing and Fu Xuan were stunned.

Chapter 183: Brand new talisman

Fu Xuan did not expect to actually capture an entity.

She just had a strong premonition at first, and her body subconsciously acted according to that premonition.

So when she really caught a being, first her pupils were shocked, and then she was shocked.

Because she had tried her best to find nothing else around her, but what she was holding in her hand at this moment was a real thing, and the warm touch was like a human wrist.

No matter how outrageous it was now, Fu Xuan had to believe that he might have really encountered a ghost.

But after all, Fu Xuan occupies a high position, and it took many years of hard work to achieve what she is today, so her first reaction was not to be afraid, but to fight back.

No matter what it is, she will take a preemptive strike and try to eliminate the opponent from both physical and metaphysical levels.

In the next moment, the light in Fu Xuan's hand condensed into a magic sword, and then he grabbed Jing Qing's wrist and stabbed him in the direction of his body.

Fortunately, Jingqing reacted quickly enough and turned his head to avoid it, otherwise he would have had to poke a hole in his head.

Jing Qing didn't know that Master Fu Xuan would be so frightened and fight back so fiercely.

So for the sake of his own safety, Jingqing quickly tore off the invisibility sticker on himself and revealed the prototype.